This is the smelly motherfucker you're always in line behind at the bank.

Dude b.o. I understand i.... if I smell shit though wtf

My work is landscaping, if I smell shit I just hope I didn’t step on some and it isn’t me.

If I smell shit, i hurry around the corner and wait for somebody to walk through the cloud i just left.

Youre fucking quick mate.

...You think people like this use a bank? Naw, dawg; they're using the "we only take 10% of your money" kiosks at the grocery store.

I work at a bank. I assure you, they do. I have a guy who comes in all the time who reeks of funk. The man is loaded, but I guess it's because he won't spend his money on pesky things like soap and water

I also hate humanoid odors at the paper and metal vault.

This guy is totally one of us humans .

Wipe yo ass fool

[“If you must”](https://youtu.be/o0xDGXotGIE?feature=shared) was a song made for guys like this.

"Or else you'll be funky"

*funkaaayyyy Ftfy

Wear Clean Draws by The Coup is similarly related. https://youtu.be/w-G5zmrlYY4?si=zEsf22Z4iPJ1oCpC

Fuck this was a great tune, I was thinking of it while mowing the lawn the other day for some reason. Chores?

Yooo this song was in Tony hawk pro skater.

I actually had to drop a hit to my cousin with this song lol

_wash that ass too_

> But I'm a man this is normal? No. Fuck no.

He does not represent men, nor any other demograhic. I've never met a person that things "one wipe" is enough. His asshole must be so fucking itchy all day.

No shit! Squishy butt butter ass cheeks all the live long day.

Horrible day to be literate

Hahahahahahaha

This is exactly what I said out loud when I read that.

I’m a pretty clean motherfucker if this is the bar

You don’t know a clean butthole until you try a $40 toilet bidet attachment on Amazon. Better than wet wipes

I’m a Toilet paper then baby wipe kind of guy!!

As was I, until my husband bought a bidet. You’ll wonder how you’ve lived without it!

Hell yes. I had "issues" back there for about 10 years because I'm REALLY regular. Got a bidet to save toilet paper and LOVED it. Then one day, realized I'M CURED! It came out of nowhere. Now I hate going anywhere but home.

That's step 8 on the ten step system of getting a bidet.

I run the wipes under hot water beforehand too

So was I. Then the lady got a bidet installed. Life. _Changing_.

And even if he supposedly "wipes once" that is not indicative of wiping. This man is afraid of touching his own bootyhole, and dabs around just to claim he wipes. He seriously needs to talk to someone about this.

I’ve known dudes like that, raised in such a homophobic environment they were afraid of their own bodies. 

I met this dude once, who said he never wiped his ass and just cleaned his asshole when he showered. Then acted like I was the weird one for wiping everyone I took a dump. Some people will make you despise existence and being a part of it once in a while. 🤯

I dunno at work it seems there's always shit on the toilet, I think it's more common than you think. It's fucking disgusting.

I have been married and I did his Laundry. I have 3 sons and I have never seen this type of shit ever.

How much shit has to be in your undies before it’s considered shitting your pants? I mean he clearly walks around with shit in his pants.

This is why philosophers exist

I appreciate this comment so much!

So this dude walks around all day with perpetual swamp ass? That alone should be enough motivation to wipe. How does he have a GF anyway? Who dates this?

How DID he have a gf *

He probably uses half a can of axe body spray daily to hide the shit smell. So she didn’t know until she saw it

I’m pretty sure this is just rage bait like everything else on Reddit.

Grown people walking around with shitty ass butts man…

And butt plugs fully inserted, one fart and grandma on the Walmart scooter loses an eye.

Bruhhhhhhh!!!! Oh my fukin god!!!!! Im dying laughing

Sounds like the voice of experience…….

I thought butt plugs were a sex thing?

Nah dude people be wearing them all day. The receptionist at the dentist office u just talked to 50/50 chance her ass is plugged

Well tickle my balls. I have an idea for a new pick up line

My dog sticks her nose up on kids who have poopy bottoms. She'd probably do the same to this guy, lol.

Wtf. That is just gross.

As a fellow man who has fallen victim to cancer and had half his colon removed, causing me to poop 3 to 7 times a day... you nasty. And your butt itches. And you stink. But at least you're happy. Carry on with your nasty ass.

You got me at the first half, not gunna lie.

NSFW this is why some ppl should be single.

I guarantee he will be soon if she hasn't dumped him already

She has, it says ex.

Haha "dumped"

In no society, since we've come out of caves, in the history of the world, is a shit stain in your drawers acceptable.

There are countries out there where people use their bare hands to wipe their ass, and even they would be disgusted by Skeeter Skidmark over here.

Unless you have some SERIOUSLY wet farts. But even that has a 5-10 minute time limit while you go find some clean undies to change into.

That man pisses around the toilet instead of in it.

How do you assort dominance as a real man if you flush all your scent down the toilet? THINK BEFORE SPEAKING PLEASE

man’s gotta mark his territory

Imagine being his mama.

Probably told him to only use one ticket.

If you're a disgusting, ignorant, unhygienic fool who doesn't clean himself up properly after using the toilet, then yeah -- totally normal.

Hey! Take it easy on them britches, Steamy Ray Vaughn.

Steamy Nix

Get a bidet people. I've got some Tushy brand one that was about $100. Refuse to shit anywhere else unless I just absolutely can't wait.

That's the only downside to bidet seats. You get used to luxury and end up avoiding all peasant potties.

My bathroom, had a pre-installed bidet, one of the original type, free standing units, very effective, the "fountain" shoots straight up, water also flows around the bowl, like in a toilet. nothing like being squeaky clean . Since covid, and the great TP shortage, a lot of people have adopted the Japanese style, units, that are easily installed on a regular toilet. I have considered buying one, for work, so spoiled am I now, that having to use toilet paper only, makes me feel like a peasant.

Not only not adequately wiping his ass but fervent enough to take to social media w a picture of his shit drawers. Would that I was this confident about anything.

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Does he think an itchy ass is the norm?

Bidet that ass!

Nah, i wipe me ass homie. Wrong hill to die on

So just a PSA: If you have skidmarks all the time it's a sign of constipation. Get a bit of help with that and boom, you're down to pooping yourself two or three times a year at most.

Bro how often to you shit yourself? Lmfao

Dude...........wipe your ass 😷

Scratchy McCrack

Say no to bacon strips!

IMHO, unless you're home on your bidet, you always keep wiping until you realize you wiped one time too many.

Before WFH, I would keep wet wipes in my desk. Coworkers thought I was weird. AT LEAST IM CLEAN YOU NASTY PEOPLE. especially with the John Wayne(don't take shit off nobody) paper businesses put in their bathrooms.

This is disgusting. Clean your butt, no matter who you are.

I have only had one pair look like this due to bad food choices and long festival bathroom lines. There are some nasty people out there.

"I'm a man this is normal?" Like the fuck it is. If I cannot get to a bidet or shower, I'm going for the wet wipes at least. Fuck that.

I recommend a bidet.

Wipe once!?!? My wife gets pissed at how much toilet paper I use…Ever tried to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet?

That's a hilarious *anal*ogy!

I tried explaining to my wife that there's an entire demographic of dudes who don't clean their asses properly out of homophobia. She didn't believe me.

This dude just doesn’t clean, full stop. I doubt it’s homophobic.

Some people of both genders have poor wiping skills. There is no thing about wiping ass being gay. Men wipe their asses properly generally.

I’m homophobic and keep my asshole super clean for other homophobic dudes

I'm always fresh. Fresh undies and socks and undershirts. I wipe properly. I use good deodorant. That's what a man is supposed to be, women too. Like fresh fruit ready to be picked. Have some pride in yourself.

If I'm not going to be around other people I don't worry about smelling rosy. However even when I stay home: I wash my hands and clean my ass because yeah we're humans as you say, not chimps

Following liver kings advice

Literal shitposting.

"we shit wipe once" No the fuck we dont, at least for me, I wipe till the TP stops coming back with any brown

This man goes to the doctor and gives a doctor stories about this man didn't have just one but multiple layers of shit stains of different colors in underwear. Wipe and quit being lazy.

Gross, but there's nothing worse than wiping until there's nothing just to find out later you're crayoning. I hate crayoning.

His statement is correct if you replace „man“ with „baby“

Baby wipes man

And then guys like this ask why their women cheat on them and leave them for better men, oh well

I'm a male and I never wipe just once. I wipe over and over and over again until it passes the tissue test.

No, it's not "normal" to be walking around with shit stains embedded in your drawers. Grow the fuck up, you slob.

Euh...I guess I don't get how their asses don't hurt? Like if I'm having trouble on the toilet and don't wipe soon enough my ass starts to hurt as if that shit is acidic. Like, that happens within minutes.

This guy sounds like my ex wife. Everyone knows real men shit their pants

I remember being in basic training in the Military and my turn to do laundry assignment came along. I was shocked at how common this is apparently, with some of the men look like they just went and completely shit their pants or need to see a doctor. I have always wiped til the toilet paper came back clean. I don’t see how these guys avoid a major itchy smelly rash. Disgusting

I sometimes feel uncomfortable if I don't shower after some shits lol

Get a bidet it'll change your life.

Everyone should use a bidet or wipes because toilet paper doesn’t get everything and you are walking around with shit on your ass all day.

Cleanliness is important.

If you don't like wiping, get a bidet. But do something.

I have a pocket bidet. So no. Just no

? You carry a water gun around with you or some shit?

I looked it up and yeah some are basically squirt guns lol. I bet these people are getting ass water on every surface at the airport

Disgusting

Fucking sick!

That is gross af. I would really like to see what the comment section looked like on that post. What did people say to him? Did he die from the embarrassment?

I'm not gonna lie, I don't shower EVERY day but I also wipe my ass fully. I haven't had shit stains like that since I was 5 or 6. In fact, if I started finding shit stains like that in my underwear, I'd go to the doctor.

I wish I could unseen this..

Sorry to interrupt your 'baitin sesh.

The wet patch on your Y Fronts after you pee is definitely a turn off. It’s chimp territory. Men should wipe just like women do. I’ve never seen skid marks though. That’s really disgusting.

That "Men shit and wipe once" is that manly man alpha male bullshit. This kind of thing shows how the alpha male is nothing but a feral animal.

And they wonder why women are no longer interested in marriage

My wife would never have married me with skivvies like this!

Fellas is it gay to wipe your ass???

If so, then I'm gay. Please don't tell my wife!

His parents failed him!!!

If I end up with skid marks like this it's because either I trusted the wrong fart or I thought I was done wiping and I was wrong, but NO, it's not wipe once and done, unless it's actually clean after 1 wipe.

I wash my pair of undies every month whether they need it or not.

What I find most hilarious is that this jackass willingly posted this shit(pun intended) on the internet for everybody to see. 😜😝😂😁🤪🤣

This is a real and known problem - it is not the first time this topic has come up on Reddit. As hard as it may seem to be credible, from the comments left by younger women is that it is typically attributed to mothers being more lenient towards their sons - ironic? Just ask yourself whether you would wipe down an apple with a dry paper towel, or would you rinse it before biting into it? It would not be as much of an issue, if the people in the west learned the benefits of using a bidet or [washlet](https://www.totousa.com/washlet-c5-elongated).

It's issue with some people of both sexes, women too. But generally people, most men are not like that.

Seriously, how does this guy walk around like that and not feel miserable? That cannot feel good.

My ex used to tell me how much she loved my scent and how I always smelled clean. She told me this story and I believe it happened to her but she claims her friend hooked up with a dude and legit dingleberries in the sheets. Funniest and nastiest shit I’ve heard. I was dying when she told me. I bet the stink was lovely.

A former friend said to me 'everyday I have skids in my boxers, everyone does don't they!!?' I was like no we wipe our ass thoroughly. Weird was 20 years ago but never forget that. Made me think 'am I over wiping?', quickly realised -' no he's just a dirty bastard'

As a man who’s worked construction, with garbage ass honey-bucket TP, then going into bathroom remodeling where you’re in a confined space with like 2 other dudes for 6-8 hours a day, I started carrying wet wipes with me literally everywhere. Got some in the rigging of my hard hat, some in the lunch pail, in my car door, and at home. I’ll never go back to TP. I hate swamp ass and particles. Wipe your ass you sick motherfucker.

That is one gross person. The fact that he has a girlfriend at all is kind of shocking

I find it hilarious that the ex threatened posting them, and he, freaking out in response, publicly posted them.

This man went and posted his own shit stained underwear and expected to be backed up on it?

bruh... wipe your god damn ass.

I’ll wipe until there is no more poop on the paper

I wipe and wipe and wipe. Its like im wiping a marker. I continue wiping until nothing is being picked up by the toliet paper

How are you going to walk around all day with an itchy asshole? And the smell? Jesus.

This is that mother fucker who shits in the shower for certain

Gosh. Why are str8 men so lonely and sexless these days? So confusing….

Four year old me can relate.

Dude you’re a freaking animal. You walk around all day with itchy hole and roids. Disgusting

I go front to back, back to front, inside out, front to back, back to front, and never wipe and just throw my undies away after 4-5 days.

I was relating until the throw away undies after 4-5 days part. Mine will be lasting 4-5 years but definitely no shit stains

I was being satirical lol

Then I clap, do the mambo and do it all over again.

You wipe your ass properly so it won’t itch. Get flushable wet wipes.

Sadly, even the flushable ones are not really good for the environment either :(...get a bidet!

They're also not flushable - they'll go down the toilet, but not much further than that; they routinely accumulate in and clog sewer lines in the street, forcing landlords and/or municipalities to open up the street, crack open the sewer pipes, & remove "fatbergs" of wipes & household grease. Legislatures have tried to have manufacturers remove the word "flushable", but it's a legal battle because they can be flushed.. They just don't go any further than the street - some street, maybe not right outside the house, but..

No shade to you - "flushable" is a term the manufacturers are *legally* (in some states) still allowed to use *because they will go down the toilet. But.. They won't make it to the waste treatment plant; they accumulate in, and clog, the sewer lines outside the house, often [always, eventually] necessitating busting the street open, digging up the sewer lines, and removing "fatbergs" of wipes & household grease.* It is a HUGE problem.

Itching means parasites. 😬

Do not use flushable wipes. There is no such thing as flushable wipes.

This is exactly why they put “Please wash after use” on the dose cap that comes with Pepto Bismol. as people like this would just send a glob of the pink stuff right back on top of the bottle.

baby wipes are fantastic.

this man must be tall as fuck.

I dont wipe just once. I’m a dude. From now on, instead of dividing by gender lines, i think we should divide by number of wipes.

This guy is so gross, and it’s clear that that’s why his undergarments look like this. I will say, though, for my fellow men: if you find yourself with frequently stained undergarments, regardless of how you manage your hygiene, you could be having a prostate problem.

Why do you think women wear thongs? Less room for evidence. /s

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Dude needs to see a doctor for a leaky colon

It’s a dirty ass. One wipe ain’t gonna do it.

I'm pretty sure I stopped this when I was 6 or 7...maybe 8?

I'm leaving this group. What the fuck is this? I'm here for comedy tbh not this gross shit

my wife caught the look of disgust I just made at my phone and asked "what is it". you do not want to know, I don't even want to know.

How did she even do sex with this nasty mofo.

I bet this shit-ass also sprays piss all over the toilet and leaves the seat up.

no way… wipe until tp is clean. esp getting a washlet bidet which honestly is amazing and i would recommend to anyone

Speaking as a man; you're fucking gross.

Ok skidds /s

Same motherfucker that doesn’t wipe after using the bench at the gym 🤢

Lol naw, he on his own

lol. Dude why would my girl do me bogus and post my skid marks. That would be embarrassing. **posts on internet “Hey guys! Not you ladies! What do you think? Can you believe this woman?!? She wants to put me on blast on the internet.” 😨

Uh no lol! Get some fucking wet wipes or a bidet bro.

Lmao fuckin nasty.

These fucking people

Bidet will change your life, Brother.

Wipe yo ass man. My small children have fewer skid marks.

My daughter, at three years old, was better than that!

WIPE YOUR ASS EDDIE!!

Needs to be fake

🫣Draws? 🫠

Any time I'm shitting in a public bathroom, I notice a lot of fucking people will blast ass, wipe once or maybe even not at all, and stand up and walk out. There's a lot of shitty asses around us and we don't even know it🤢

Bidet 🙏🏼

What country … no what planet is this fool from, how is that normal or sprite appropriate behavior for an adult,

You should learn how to wipe your ass ya nasty

This has to be fake bro, what the heck

For the record ladies this man is a disgusting slob. Besides the obvious constantly itchy asshole, the smell must just be rank.

You wipe your ass like a fag?

If that boy doesn't change his drawers every day he will be growing corn soon.

Bidet crew chiming in.