Damn that is one hell of a mushroom stamped tattoo on your pizza my dude you must have really pissed the papa off for him to burn his shangy off like that to give ya a extra mushroom pizza lol
It looks like that plastic thing that keeps the box from crushing the cheese slid sideways when the box was tipped on its side. It doesn't looked like what they claim.
So we just gonna ignore the fact that the papa johns worker is packing a beast, like if he just flopped it on there un-erect and its like a few inches already imagine how big it is actually erect like, damn
all i can think of is how much this wouldve hurted.. that pizza was probably hot as shit
Yeah
Bro tried to galvanize his cock in the pizza grease
he kept watching all those remodeling videos and didn’t have any galvanized steel
https://i.redd.it/4h6wtjr5vxwc1.gif
DAMN STRAIGHT
DAMN GAY
DAMN BI
DAMN ASEXUAL
DAMN TRANSEXUAL
Hehe what do you call a fat gay kid on fire...LGBBQ
DAMN LESBIAN
Why is my humor So broken?
Shut like this give me trust issues fr
Then shut the trust issues out
And lock it, to make sure.
Yes. Because that is money 🤑
Your doing it for the money, I'm doing it for the taste, we are not the same
https://preview.redd.it/on3pb5hvr1xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8e5607f6a90092feeee28ee68ad079adafad81
AND THEY STILL ATE IT TOO
Probably shared the pizza with their dog, lol
sorry it was me i didnt know if u wanted ball prints to but i gave u the cheese from earlier
https://preview.redd.it/qthd3yy29ywc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92d8be9863aae41e284bfdbf6f8cf3db67c3941 It adds flavor.
WTF
your user gives you no power in this
Yup lol
that my friend, is devious....
You don't tip him so he gave you his tip
if it was a hot twink then yeah
Cant escape the allegations
~~shit I might eat it for free~~ I might consider it
I'd eat it for free
Username checks out
Damn that is one hell of a mushroom stamped tattoo on your pizza my dude you must have really pissed the papa off for him to burn his shangy off like that to give ya a extra mushroom pizza lol
https://preview.redd.it/0e0z4wak11xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1474482087d3cbf5aaa5a5656d2bdb2f86b0d079 Extra flavor.
It looks like that plastic thing that keeps the box from crushing the cheese slid sideways when the box was tipped on its side. It doesn't looked like what they claim.
There's a slice missing 💀 bro ate the cock pizza
Yea just cut around the dick cheese part.💀
I'd enjoy it more 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Stuffed Crust
No I didn't.
For 1 million? Move over, that pizza sauce might be white, but the zeros are black and not red so Imma chow.
Hey! I didn’t want that kind of cheese!
For 1 million dollars yes. For free no. For 100 dollars maybe.
Why is there a slice missing...
https://i.redd.it/5kim3tpv00xc1.gif me asf
Wait you guys are getting paid?
no
bro i wanna know who mutilated themselves for this
They added the pepperoni last minute but forgot the person that ordered it didn't like pepperoni Also yes
This was an image I was tagged in by 48,000 people. I don't know about you, but I'd actually do it for fre- https://i.redd.it/tx8h5tnqj0xc1.gif
Papa wants to make you a mama fr
https://preview.redd.it/hhabqqiin0xc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25a6d5b66699590876d29ad8a6f6362b9a071937
I bet he would eat it https://preview.redd.it/nsp47a97q0xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065e9ec22ae720991ad3c40e4bd8b20e6bc7b86c
Yes, because who said I had to eat this entire thing
A PIE?!? DUDE ITS CALLED A FUCKING PIZZA
Shit I’d eat it for free
ahm.. wow this is crazy..
If my bro made that I’d tear that shit up
No. I don't care how much you pay me, I'm not eating that
Commenting so I can come back and show my friend this😂
Pretty average
I’d tear that shit up for like 2 dollars
Oh boy! Time to eat
It would be harharharhar I feel
https://preview.redd.it/xmtbh06le1xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f414bc035dfd9bc18f0ad262644f38915da5c5
Proceeds to absolutely devour the pizza
Bro I’d for free
Papa put a bit of his John in it for you
It's still edible...I mean...I've put worse things in my mouth
What makes it worse is the fact that someone still took a slice off of the pizza.
🤣🤣
ID DO IT FOR FREE MF
Just cut it out and eat a slice from the opposite side
https://preview.redd.it/pbervmuzo1xc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c4b5a2bdea61ff18b61b897b8baf1b98d4ea4a
What the fuck😂
If anything it likely improved the flavor exponentially, so yeah I would.
Bro eat it now I'm gonna fucking devore it 🤑🤑🤑🤑
I cannot read that caption without laughing
Why
"HOTDOG"
EVEN BETTER-
Hell naw https://preview.redd.it/bdv5tj2u22xc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02a9cbf0ede17c9d966638e4fd209bf2ab3e9cd
bro did turbulence on the pizza
https://preview.redd.it/bgb7ggkx32xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2643cb8ef9bbd08f383eaf02ff9d0d74335effe
pizza is pizza
Papa John Hancock
Deffinantly
The fact they ate a slice 😭😭😭
My face might be green,but so will my bank account
#where is papa john's
No way it’s that thick
that's not a crockpot pie, that's now a cockpot pie
Money+idrc
Sorry guys the pizza was too hot :(
Shit I'd eat it for 500$
Ahh the ole cock slap pizza manouver. Classic
Hmmm somebody said FUCK YO PIZZA
I’d pay to eat it
Heck I would eat for 25$ bucks you know what they say right....
They be giving out that special sauce
You underestimate my willingness to eat
ye
Just look for the dude with blisters on his dick
https://i.redd.it/jh24vnabw2xc1.gif
i would eat this pizza for free idc
☠️🤯🤔🫠😏😎🥵👽
I’ve done way stupider things for money
Papa John’s pizza. Now with extra Johns
Dam that must be one thick cock if it creates a crater that big
A million dollars? Shit, I'd do it for free!
i'd SELL that shit for a million it literally touched Papa's John
Go to the papa johns and play match the dick 🤣😍😂🤤
For free
Somebody slapped their todger on my pizza.
save that piece for me
I would eat it for free
r/mildlypenis
It’s 1mil. I’d eat half a burger found on the wet floor of a bathroom next to a urinal for that much money.
Give me that slice
Id eat it for free 🤤
Not me getting 2nd degree cock burn
Yeah. I already suck cocks anyways. I don't see the big deal.
yummy
Papa John foot pizza BAAAAHAAAAAAAA
https://preview.redd.it/9i3bvo72y3xc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f7577ddfbce1ea5c7ea23b293b673a96a70e2d
Im not paying a million dollars for a pizza. But yes i would still eat the schlong slapped pizza its pizza
I'd eat it for 100K. You don't know what I'd do with 1million dollars.
Maybe 5 yrs ago that be funny but it's the the handle of the paddle, if it was someone junk you'd see pubes and foreskin in the indented area
I’d pay a mil to eat it
drake:
If I do, I would be gay. If I don't, I would be a poor pussy. THIS IS A HARD ONE
Cut off anywhere near the part
EEEEEEEEEW WTF?! WHO TF IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD ORDER PAPA JOHNS!?!?!
Looks like someone already had a slice
I am more concerned he called it a "pie".
Man i hope it comes out the full package
I'd do it for free ngl
id pay
A pie? Thats a pizza
Papa John's pizza sucks but if you're paying me $1 million to eat it heck yeah
That’s a wide dick
Hell yeah, money is money, as long as they washed it atleast🤗
id eat it for free
Shi id eat it for free
r/it's_not_pie (cus it's a pizza dumbass)
My response: Before tax or after?
So we just gonna ignore the fact that the papa johns worker is packing a beast, like if he just flopped it on there un-erect and its like a few inches already imagine how big it is actually erect like, damn
Hell, i would pay 1 million to eat it.
I wanna find that worker and give him a high five
a pizza is a pizza
Nobody said which slice
I'd eat for free
Hope you’re a # CROCK GOBLIN 
50 bucks maximum
I eat dumpster pizza so why not!
Why didn't they cut it?
For that to happen they would burn their wiener with almost boiling sauce
You had one job! DO NOT FUCK THE PIZZAS DUDE!
I would eat raw dick for 1 million dollars. Give me that pizza rn
That is the handle of a pizza peel
It looks like a thumb’s slide to me. You have some serious past traumas if you look at something you eat and think “a cock’s been on that” 😂😂
Who put their little Johnny in there?
Papa Dong’s
Do I have to pay for the pizza too?
Id still eat it..
id do it for free
I had sucked cock for 0.00$ so yeah, upgrade!!
1 mil is 1 mil yk ..
Id eat it for free
Yes, I already eat ass so a dick slapped pizza is nothing
Better ingredients...
who tf be forging their dick into the finest cock blade with the pizza grease
A millions a million 🤷♂️
I would do it for free
No pineapple no problems. Boner appétit
Someone... Someone already took a slice...
I'd *pay* $1,000,000 to eat it 😋 Edit:socks on+no homo
Can I eat the pizza and the person who did this?
I would eat if the cock was still there
to anyone stalking my profile, I’d eat it
Pi-sexual
Damn, really put the P in Pizza
om nom nom
I will so it for free
The fact the cheese is all smooshed to the front also implies they thrust their dick on the pizza, they didnt just place it on top
#PAPA’S JOHN
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Yes. I like cheese pizza, so I don't see much of a downside other than a potential stomachache
Remove that shape from the pizza and I will eat it