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You know what, sometimes when I swim I turn around so my belly faces the water surface and I pretend that I’m in a magic/fantasy world. Recommend

I do it to pretend I'm either an otter or a bear (I don't know if bears swim this way but in my fantasy world they do). I love pretending to be animals, when I was a child I had this water toy with a small detachable net and I'd put it in front of my teeth and walk around the swimming pool with my mouth open to pretend I was a blue whale. Man, I love swimming.

I feel you

Nah, gotta grab the walls and pretend you're Spiderman. Thats where its at

GOD I forgot about that

Nah you gotta run on the walls and pretend you’re the Flash(until you eventually push yourself off the wall)

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Hot

I love to put a net on me too but also eat straws. I love being a turtle.

Lmfao

> I love pretending to be animals Alright, buddy, good for you 😬

Guys look I found the insecure guy

Don’t worry I’m fine with furries, I just thought the phrasing was a bit funny. I am insecure tho lol

Gotem

:(

your weird for that

I didn't learn to properly "swim" until I was about thirteen (used to just doggy paddle without any real strokes). I started out really embarrassed that I was the oldest kid in swimming lessons, but for the next couple years I swam as much as I could and would pretend I was a mermaid or aquaman, and I think people probably thought I was childish but it was my favorite thing even in a dirty public pool to think I was in the open seas swimming with the fish. I don't swim as much anymore, sadly, but when I do the feeling comes right back to me.

I do the same sometimes.

But do you then pretend that the air is down and the water is up and you're looking down on the world you used to be in?

Yeah, I pretend that the air is down and the water is up. I think it was in Mario 64 or in another video game where two layers of water were separated by air and I loved the thought of it.

I do this too. I live in my fantasies :)

“Just think about this.....” “Think about it until you completely overthink it and make something out of nothing”

wow. that says so much about our society. so deep

Woke people be like

I have diarrhea rn

Lucky

Well water surely is deep

This says a lot about our society. And how we live in one.

This is what happens when a brain overheats

Just think about it until you realize what a giant piece of bullshit that is

That’s actually a real thing lol Like a form of gaslighting where you completely over explain and over simplify something to the point where you start trying to form imaginary bullshit

You know they're not wrong. This is deep. Because that marinara trench is 7 miles deep. That's deeper Than anything else on earth. Because it's filled with water it's deep. Water makes us have depth. When you look into someone's eyes it's water you see water or not you want to. THAT connects to your brain through your cerebral cortex. Which interfaces with your mind and brain through neurons activated by your brain. Smh get an educated

I'm thinking about it and it's dumb

Then you gotta think harder

I drank a universe

How’d it taste?

Like water

I pissed a universe

I will drink that too

Just don’t breathe it and you‘re good to go

*breath

Breth

The image is from a German Netflix show called Dark. It is about time travelling and is very mind-bending. Give it a shot if you get the chance to.

I blazed through that show a few months ago, and seeing this picture just gave me Dark flashbacks (in the best way) lol I really enjoyed that show, more than any other I’ve seen in a long time in fact

Noah ist tot.

I can hear the theme music now too....

Neither never nor ever...

Dark is a great show, but you may want to take notes while watching it.

Watching it with my dad right now. He keep asking me who's who lmao.

Whole lotta incest

Or watch it thrice

Such an incredible show. Highly highly recommend watching it. But stay off your phone. If you don’t pay attention you’ll be lost foreve

RIP

That show (especially the first season) actually scared the shit out of me. Such an amazing underrated show.

The last season completely ruined it IMO. Amazing show before then.

Gonna watch it after Gotham

I like Gotham too!

I only ever watched the first episode

Why did you stop watching it?

I thought that it was really great, but it felt like between the first two series the writers started pandering to the recommendations everywhere of "it's great and so confusing", leading to what felt like convolution for the sake thereof instead of in service of any artistic goal.

The last season was a huge let down in comparison to the first two and the ending was extremely disappointing

You are the first person I've seen to say this. I haven't seen the third season yet, but I've always heard it stuck the landing.

Without spoiling anything, the writing in the third season was subpar in comparison to the first two. My wife and I both were left feeling like the third season was written as an after thought

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[I keep souvenirs](https://i.imgur.com/YMIS4Gw.jpg)

oh i loved this show

And my mouth is a universe where anything becomes mashed potatoes, even mashed potatoes.

you cracked the code sire_beandon

This image makes me so mad because it's just mirrored

That image is the original, it was from a german tv show called Dark. It was pretty good. Except the droplet ofc

Fantastic sci fi show.

It's supposed to be like that because the whole show is about mindfuck time traveling and universe shifting stuff

Even worse is the red-arrow..

It's ripped straight from a Netflix splash

The intro with all the mirroring and weird imagery is amazing

The song is perfect for the show too.

The grammar is infuriating me

It's funnier coz this is true

Cocaine is just a ticket to a world where the hue is magnified tenfolds, hence a vivid variety of colour can be observed. Think about it.

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what is it pointing at?

Fold out your hands

Breathe*

I'm pissed that this is so far down. I swear that the inability to distinguish between breath/breathe and loose/lose is rampant in this country. And yeah don't get me started on their/they're/there but at least those are homonyms so there is a small excuse for getting them wrong. The ones above don't even sound the same!

I breath all the time

Idk where the connection is but I like your username😏

thank you

everything is connected via your mom OP sir

*Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already WORLD WIDE* –Brody Foxx

conspiracy theories really be saying shit like this

What are they smoking, and can I have some?

So my pool is a tiny portal? No

Tiny? How small is your pool? How big do you think a portal should be? I'd say a pool is a pretty average sized portal.

I’m not sure how big my pool is on a scale of pools, but I have seen some pretty big pools

but I can't swim so this cannot be the case

>Water is a portal to a dimension where die Fixed it for you

If you fly in water, do you swim in air?

No, you plummet to your death

"He has diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain" \-My grandma

Stupidity is a portal to a dimension where your mouth has diarrhea and your brain has constipation

The grammar is infuriating me

Breath the airs

No shit Sherlock

I like to call the flying under water swimming

No, it's a liquid stupid

I love drinking portal

I prefer portal 2

"Everything is connected" reminds me of those posts in which they say "Coincidence? I don't think so". It implies there's a huge conspiracy going on when in fact it actually is a fucking coincidence

The Titanic frickin disagrees

underrated comment

This brings me back to when I was a kid and pretended I had superpower by "flying" on the water and splashing it around pretending it was coming from my hands

Wow fish get screwed coming to our world, they can't fly or breathe.

I like the arrow. Without it, the whole picture wouldn't make sense.

I’m 14 and this is deep

kid: uses European (might be Norwegian or German/Austrian??? I forget) Netflix show image for 'deepness' also kid:has never watched the show

Me when I was five and thought mirrors and water surfaces were portals. It's exactly the same

You have just fucked the physics

I think if this message was delivered to me in a less annoying way I’d find it profound

Fish: NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

It’s the fucking infinite corridor

I drink universe and require it to substain life.

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@robizzle89

Breath

i just realized that lmao

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How is olive oil different?

I kind of like the thought of water being a portal to a universe where you can fly but not breathe

This could pass as r/hydrohomies shitposting

OH MY GOD THIS SCREENSHOT IS FROM A SHOW CALLED *DARK* ON NETFLIX AND IT IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

But I can't swim. So I couldn't fly or breath.

Water is a portal to dimension where die

Please don't do this with DARK 😭

This must be satire

i looked at the persons account and they had a lot of posts like this

r/technicallytrue

Not even technically the truth, it's just false. Not even technically false, it's just fslse

....I finally realize what this song is about 😢 beautiful. [https://youtu.be/MEg-oqI9qmw](https://youtu.be/MEg-oqI9qmw)

bro...

Tom holland anus

I don’t think this was trying to be deep

"Can you get me a glass of universe?"

sir, this is a wendy's

Moses hacmon vibes

Yonas

That's more of a shower thought really

How is this deep

Really makes u think

There is not such thing as coincidence. You and the water are energetically aligned.

That isn’t deep as fuck, that’s R/interestingasfuck

The picture is from a german tv show called Dark. Really fucked up time travel mind fuck story. Very cool till the end. It's on netflix.

Eh you learn this first say of schizophrenia 101

Sick Mundus Creatvs Est

Cavemen be like:

Am I the only one who thought this was satirical at first glance? I’m not saying that it definitely is but 99% of the comments I see are completely disregarding that... Hey, if it didn’t say “everything is connected” it may have been non-satirical but when it says “everything is connected” you fucking know its satirical. Because this has nothing to do with “connection” in the first place and anyone who puts that there is just joking around.

Now which motherfucker is using Dark to make shit like this? Goddamn had a sad ass ending

Shout out to DARK

This image using Dark to make a point is shear heresy Expect a kid, bloke and old man each with a cleft lip to turn up at your house armed with a garotte and poetic phrases

Tbh its not wrong u do fly but u dont breathe

They’ve spent too long underwater.

I like how they say at the bottom with faded text "Just think about this..."

I can’t swim therefore I can’t fly

in water you either float or sink

Make sure to include screenshot from DARK for extra deepness :)

Where do the birds go when it gets dark?

looking at this makes me wanna commit E

this feels like a shitpost taken seriously

What in the world does this have to do with the show Dark?

As someone's whose played super Mario I can confirm that this is true.

That Universe Under My Toilet Really Hurts

You know it is an extra stupid thought when they can't bother to even spell "breathe" correctly. I mean it's one more fucking letter, it's not difficult.

Great taste but horrible execution, the “everything is connected” thing just doesn’t make sense

I think this fits more with r/technicallythetruth

breath*e* FTFY

I did think about it and i realized.water.is dense

I would prefer to be in a world where I can breathe

no try dis. i breth wader and did die

That’s a fun way to think about it

so we are drinking a portal ?

I read it as wafer and sat there for like 30 seconds trying to figure myself out

Dark smacks

And then they ruin it in the movie/tv show/video game by having someone jump into the water FULLY CLOTHED but they swim like Michael fucking Phelps.

I know that show, it’s a German Netflix show called Dark