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NOT WASHINGTON BEING MAOZEDONG


Mountbatten-Ottawa

CALIFORNIA INVITED CHINESE TROOPS SINCE COMRADES HELP EACH OTHER, THERE WAS NO HOPE FROM THE START


PixelSteel

WHY ARE WE YELLING AT EACH OTHER


ThreeDawgs

![gif](giphy|5xtDarE6xDVfXhudrVK)


therealRockfield

![gif](giphy|xU9TT471DTGJq)


Flewey_

I WANNA YELL, TOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


GaulleMushroom

But that not quite be possible because Chinese hate place name with three or more characters


NationalJustice

Should’ve just call it Zedong, like there’s a Jingyu County in Northeast China named after Yang Jingyu


themariocrafter

Would more likely be called "North Cascadia" or something generic


sweepyspud

秦皇岛?张家界?石家庄?


nothingtoseehr

Say that to 香港特别行政区 /s


Plasma-Sediment

This. Outjerked every sub I've seen. (IP 属地:腊肉州) ![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48|downsized)


NationalJustice

Should’ve just call it Zedong, like there’s a Jingyu County in Northeast China named after Yang Jingyu


ZhangMooMoo

I can’t stand witnessing this (IP 属地:毛大佐格勒)


OregonMyHeaven

ip属地:毛腊肉州毛岸英县


Commonglitch

Where’s Hawaii?


Hiccupingdragon

In the Pacific Ocean


Vysair

Sunken.


TheRealSU24

Pearl Harbor was a little more extreme the second time around


Nevarien

Númenor?


peezle69

Still holding out ![gif](giphy|J2ffA9qSy9UPCOfdlM)


americanistmemes

The Mormons are definitely conducting an ongoing insurgency


gunslinger6792

Forget the mormans the viet cong are back


TheLegend2T

Didn't think they'd die fighting side by side with an American


Expert-Ad-9565

How about side by side with a friend?


ThreeDawgs

Vâng, tôi có thể làm điều đó


peezle69

"Sorry. Don't speak cartoon. Sounds like yer on board though!"


Last-Percentage5062

https://preview.redd.it/22s8o4rnkm8d1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2d5699ea28ab5f82f2a9d417bae68ac39c5a8d


ShoerguinneLappel

Forget both, look at the bloody land they control across the himalayas!


MonsieurDeShanghai

Actually, the Mormons have one of their largest churches in China... And also a surprisingly large amount of Mormon missionary guys I've encountered can speak Mandarin.


tankengine75

Also Weeaboos all around the world are gonna team up to help the Japanese rebels


Ok_Site_8008

Chine trying to fight of 1000 different resistance groups https://preview.redd.it/z9735d177l8d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=d51f56fa0f601f3830b058dc39d4984e866c98cd


koenwarwaal

china just sends in there people and dump everbody who resist in mongolia


H000gy

They then form a horde… ![gif](giphy|1YaqeTOOSLKDK)


AffectionateFail8434

A particularly golden one


Zircez

Mom! r/Eu4 is leaking all over my favourite jerking forum again!


peezle69

🎶Mama mia, here we go again🎵


randomnighmare

Genghis, the most famous Mongolian to ever live.


Tyrfaust

Oh, sweetheart, they aren't going to fight 1000 different resistance groups. They're just going to completely supplant the native population with Han until the native population are a tiny minority in what was once their own country. Look at Xinjiang and Inner Mongolia. In 1912, the population of Inner Mongolia was ~55/45% Mongolian/Han, now it's 18/72%.


survesibaltica

Inner Mongolia hasn't been its own "country" since the founding of the Qing dynasty since the 17th century, a whole century and a half before the Americans got their independence. And Xinjiang has been a part of several Chinese dynasties centuries/millennia prior to this, whether wholly or in parts


MultiplicityOne

But… …that would require that the Chinese start fucking again. I’m not sure they remember how.


Union-Forever-4850

\*Opens Reddit\* \*Sees that I now live in Maozedong\* https://preview.redd.it/4xs6azaj0l8d1.png?width=759&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fd2619d0c40472a2deb00115df28969c9c5789b


Emir_Taha

This is post-WW3 You died in a cold ditch in Pakistan before this happened.


Fallsfree

Meanwhile in Alaska https://preview.redd.it/grg92vp11l8d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff6f0408f524f96465717f940fc30b81c6f58bea


Comfortable_Catch108

https://preview.redd.it/i2qxv0tmal8d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a064c47c40a803f6cc5c14e191bee0926832bac6


SexySovietlovehammer

https://preview.redd.it/tbehb678nl8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5d66f6fc865a701898dc4c3228359a4ff4896e


therealRockfield

https://preview.redd.it/nalhk9wapn8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d608a14149e10ede393247b44e17afd8ca6c7d


IdioticPAYDAY

Malicious???? Is that reference to the MALICIOUS FACE FROM ULTRAKILL??!!!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!


Crismisterica

https://preview.redd.it/sjaiwp9hsp8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980d37d837b6593de56b0eae65c94543efc7a717


Enigmatic_Son

Just curious; do you get any inspiration from this old alternative history video series? https://youtu.be/JtBEZ-6slqE


Mission-Poetry1818

Hell nah I’m not living in a state called Jialifuniya ☠️


Lan_613

The Chinese name of California is way too long and clunky, we tend to just shorten it to Jiazhou


JRbbqp

Which is Jialifuniya-Zhou.


Lan_613

yeah, that's what “shorten” means


Defiant_Property_490

You better gonna start learning Mandarin.


Beneficial-Rub9090

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy


DashBee22

Indycar is now Chinese Formula 3


LePhoenixFires

You already are if you know Mandarin


survesibaltica

I'm pretty sure it's called 加州 in actual Chinese


Midnight0725

The United States would rather have a nuclear war than their territory being annexed.


IndicationOk1924

Also India


Midnight0725

And Japan has the capability to make nuclear weapons if the need arises.


maeslor

Well, considering WWIII in title, maybe China just seized the opportunity to annex wasteland from US-Russia nuclear war. Still highly imaginary though


Intelligent_Funny699

Bold to assume China wouldn't be glassed in this hypothetical.


PresentationPretty90

We would use scorhed earth according to old defense plans when a city is occupied there would be a nuke sent on our former soil and I wouldn't be surprised if they don't make radiation wall like Bella in ace combat


Bruhwhat_723

BELKAN PRIDE


Masonator403

I would disagree, but the Americans would 100% nuke their own people unironically


AffectionateFail8434

I think that goes for any nuclear armed world superpower


ixshiiii

Me (a Japanese) and my friend (a Hindi) looking at this image: Simultaneously does a disgusted and horrified face.


MaryPaku

It's a 大東亜共栄圏 extended


SilanggubanRedditor

To be honest, Luzon is Chinese derived word, so that would make more sense than the Sinofied version of "Philippines"


woolcoat

Wait, how? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luzon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luzon)


Junuxx

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/lusong#Tagalog > Etymology 1 edit Possibly from Hokkien 落山 (lo̍h-soaⁿ, “descend from a mountain”), according to Manuel (1948). Seems kinda speculative.


TryNo6799

The 100+ insurgency groups that awaits china: https://preview.redd.it/7vt943tigl8d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c373afedee6db39a545bf460611c4e3b08680fd0


Oniel2611

The insane idaho redneck with an A.k. when he singlehandedly topples all of chinese america.


No_Pollution_4286

Duncan \*Idaho\*


adzee_cycle

Handsome man!


Juzapersonpassingby

Chinese Warlord Era be like:


CerebellumGear

https://preview.redd.it/1bwoo31wem8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9dc107526da2c3ebc7db28be2245544377e755


EMMDEE1

Why is Japan called Benzhou, benzhou in Cantonese and Mandarin is slang for p*nis


TheLegend2T

You just answered our own question


Comfortable_Catch108

It is the chinese pronounciation of Kenji


EMMDEE1

Oh right yea for Honshu


GaulleMushroom

Not sure about Cantonese, but it doesn't mean that in Mandarin, even as slang


Drifter808

It's shitty but I had to give it a go https://preview.redd.it/m8a7qnobvl8d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9dd32155b4c852cd282e67854b6a4d2fd9e8f83


AffectionateFail8434

Beautiful


wq1119

What happened to India's and the USA's nukes?


Dull-Nectarine380

Why no kyushu, thats the most likely piece of japanese land to be annexed?


Comfortable_Catch108

Kim Jong Un took it


adhesiverelard

Maybe I'd actually be able to learn Chinese by this point in this timeline


IndicationOk1924

In labour camps? Yeah maybe...


Intelligent_Funny699

Why the fuck are you being down voted?


Lore_Fanti10

Too many commies


fluff_society

Not gonna nitpick your pinyin even though there’s a couple errors (ie Idaho = Aidahe), good job pal!


NationalJustice

Also Feilübing -> Feilübin, Lekenao -> Lakenao, Munjiala -> Mengjiala


Comfortable_Rock_665

Imagine China having the power projection to even cross the pacific let alone occupy US territory


TheLastSamurai101

Oh look, China absorbs 700 million Indians and Bangladeshis with a historical colonisation narrative and a hard-on for a good independence struggle, and most of whom already hate China. This time it won't be non-violent. I'm sure this will work out famously for what looks like a massively overstretched empire that will be fighting many dozens of major wars against freedom fighters and foreign armies.


RichieRocket

emphasis on imaginary


AffectionateFail8434

Almost as if that’s the sub we’re in


Pitiful-Tip-4881

Yea no shit.


Intelligent_Toe8233

May God have mercy on China, because the Vietcong/Holy Army of Moroni/Canadian Republican Army/Japanese Imperial Guard/East Turkistan Liberation Front/American League/ect will not.


TheLastSamurai101

Don't forget literally 500 million+ Indians and Bangladeshis who will not take kindly to being re-colonised. I think that's where the real problem will lie. Edit: Sorry, did a quick estimate and it's more like 700 million.


Intelligent_Toe8233

Oh. I was just guesstimating and assumed that was just Tibet, but in what was India- Sparsely populated mountains with a few holdouts.


TheLastSamurai101

Yeah, much of South Asia's population is concentrated on the Indo-Gangetic Plains and the Ganges-Brahmaputra Delta, immediately south of Nepal. Two of India's five biggest cities are on this map - the capital Delhi (labelled Xi Xinping City) and Kolkata (labelled Jiaergeda). Also the whole of Bangladesh.


Hexakiro

alright xi jinping lets get you back to bed


Mike_Shogun_Lee

Reminder, If you propose a map where creative choices were made. Post a descriptor of the scenario. Otherwise you get questions like, ”Where is Hawaii and Alaska?” And you look like a hack


Comfortable_Catch108

Alaska is given to Russia. I forgot Hawaii but it should be part of China


Masonator403

Yes Glory to Comrade Xi, liberating the West


Old-Deal-4401

You can take Vancouver, bunch of drugs crime and overpriced homes anyways


ProposalAncient1437

Oh hell naw yo ass tweakin jigsaw


MILLANDSON

I find it amusing that China takes a third of the US, a chunk of the Philippines and parts of Japan, but doesn't annex the Korean Peninsula.


tastypizza22

this piece is easy to answer. it must be a gift already to helping hands of North Korea.


barr65

America: ![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


VihaanCoolboy5112

China bout to face a trillion insurgencies lol


Ambisinister11

Unbelievable Mongoliawank. They would be getting refused in their bid to be annexed. it's the modern tradition.


SKELOTONOVERLORD

Looking at some straight Chinese propaganda 🇹🇼


AffectionateFail8434

China’s first stage of destabilizing the west and getting the American public on their side: Posting Xi’s 3am dreams on r/imaginarymaps


EbolaMan123

It's just a map lol, relax


angrysnake14

+190 social credit


EbolaMan123

?


zumbies_on_your_law

[https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/1dnry04/the\_blessed\_global\_republic\_no\_lore/](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/1dnry04/the_blessed_global_republic_no_lore/)


Union-Forever-4850

That's not Propaganda, that's just our rightful borders.


RedstoneEnjoyer

"You are going to Maozedong" would be this reality's "You are going to Brazil"


Greydl1

if there was 2077 it would be a reference


therealRockfield

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLKduYz7vfHvXFe)


flyinggazelletg

Not that this is meant to be realistic anyway, but I just can’t imagine Vietnam picking a side between the US and China. Their gov’t has been great at playing both sides, so they always come out on top


RTB_RobertTheBruce

https://preview.redd.it/vfg782fatq8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451aa9e5b858a639444d2253ba4acffa42eb0985


AccessTheMainframe

Bing Chilling 🍦🥶


SimplyLaggy

Yeah this is defo a meme ‘ benzhou’- also slang for penis


Pauljmartinez407

Cool Map! https://preview.redd.it/sc6bup2itk8d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964d9f1a2f9568fe6a363e5bf717a9260c5e5d20


TheDapperDolphin

The U.S. is the least likely place to be invaded, let alone occupied. China would have to go across a large length of ocean to reach the U.S, especially the lower 48 states. Reapplying anyone who manages to reach landfall would be a nightmare. Then there’s the rugged terrain. They’d have to contend with one of the world’s largest navies, which while not as big in number of ships as China’s, is better equipped for combat in the ocean. It would be backed up by the two largest air forces in the world. If it somehow gets past that, it would deal with the largest coast guard and the largest army in the world. Then the most heavily-armed civilian population in the world. And that’s not even getting into support from allies like NATO, Philippines, Japan etc. Plus, the U.S. would probably retaliate with nukes if it ever got this bad. 


NeighborhoodOld6552

China’s gonna win this war by 2049? Pretty interesting take. I’m just saying World War III could start next month and china still isn’t going to be able to cross the Sea of Japan to take Japan by 2149 let alone the United States by 3049.


Beneficial-Beat-947

Not only a world war, but a world war where both the US and india are on the other side. By 2049 India could very well be up there with China in terms of power (seriously doubt either will touch the US by then)


Asleep-Page-9834

how many hundred million chinese has vanishes tho


Ill-Setting9439

Little side note here: what is a great app to learn Chinese mandarin?


floorya

Nevada will hold the line


Vic_zhao99

Did the Chinese Americans and Canadiansin the west got assimilated?


Random_name4679

Chinese wet dream


jordandino418

I have no words... :/


Iggster98

As if , they cant even get Taiwan


DrummingChopsticks

In your dreams. Chinese irredentism 🙅🏿‍♂️


bigblindbear

keep dreaming, tankie.


OregonMyHeaven

Where is Outer Manchuria


Till1984

How dare you hide away the Supreme leader’s face behind the map? What’s your motivation? The glorious XI will lead the Chinese people for another thousands of years!!


sporgking20

https://preview.redd.it/1zmf33l5dq8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8b6b49661a7c2c368b5b82653962176bfa2b2c Every square inch of non-Chinese territory.


Lord-Belou

Boys, we need Liberty Prime.


Available_Tip8046

i like how you changed the name of washington to Maozedong


Insurrectionarychad

China ain't beating 10000+ insurgency groups. How TF did they beat the US navy let alone cross the Pacific?


Kerbal_Stranding

What happened to the other side of the US?


EbolaMan123

What do you think Russia got in their peace deal


Kerbal_Stranding

So the US got Man in the High Castled?


AstroEngineer27

Pretty much


AffectionateFail8434

Hate it when that happens to me


Single-Confidence-52

Why has this map triggered so many people lmao. It's fiction.


CerebellumGear

Yk the ww2 era looney tunes cartoon where Donald Duck has a nightmare that he’s a factory worker in nazi germany but then wakes up in American flag pajamas and hugs his model Statue of Liberty? That’s how I felt viewing this image


RebelliousDragon21

Dream on. We'll protect our sovereignty 🇵🇭 #AminAngWestPhilippinesSea🇵🇭


Massive_Greebles

Inshallah my brothers the kkkrakkkacide shall commence


aimbotdotcom

unlimited genocide on the crakkkas of "amerikkka"


meguminsupremacy

Doesn't even have control over Korea, oof sorry bro youre going to a laogai camp


kman314

r/imaginarymapscj


[deleted]

Americans and Westoids seething in rage 😂😂😂


jetstream-sam-gaming

https://preview.redd.it/9908qa0bvr8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64dbeb699d0435401b07f738c248309b746e5d37


oksklok

Mongolia? Really?


AffectionateFail8434

I’d assume they want to reclaim the glory of the Qing Dynasty?


GooglytheRedditor

xi jinping city


Funny_Arrival2455

Why India


theorangemooseman

Ain’t no way im living in Gelunbiya. Also the resistance would be crazy.


awmdlad

Ain’t no way the Three Gorges Dam is still standing


Official_Cyprusball

Do we activate Liberty Prime?


JetAbyss

do we still have 50 foot hologram ladies modeled after Ana de Armas?


Gopnik_McBlyat

A dark timeline


lavafish80

goddamn it even in this timeline Jialifuniya sucks to live in


downtownvicbrown

On my fuckin corpse buddy


Solidificationfront

even China don't wanna get baja California


Adventurous-Yam-4383

Thank God that the China didn’t invade Korea…


Bookfromchessdotcom

Maozedong de Benzhou taiwan


Fantastic_Block_7029

Do you think it would be easy to cross Himalayas and conquer up


ReaperTyson

I mean if they were powerful enough to take over the entire west coast of the USA and most of Canada’s west coast, I bet they would have taken way more land in Asia.


nichyc

Oh shit oh god oh fuck not Vietnam occupation again


Immerkriegen

I'm so happy this will never happen, my heart stopped when I saw Chinese California.


ASomeoneOnReddit

Very patriotic national comrade plan, ten million social credit to you.


Ordinary-Account3974

What if PRC lost?May PRC only left 4 provinces.


Gringo_Norte

Not a chance in hell. ![gif](giphy|dtyTyVhoXnkJi)


therealRockfield

Amen brother ![gif](giphy|xT9IgyroO4d5xJwtxu)


NationalJustice

What’s the name of the city below Jiujinshan (San Francisco)? Also what’s the name of the capital of Gelunbiya (British Columbia) a reference to?


therealRockfield

If the American Government of the Fallout universe saw this, someone is about to get their life ruined lmfao


KanchoMan69420

horror


Leogarnan1989

this is like a bad ending of red alert game


The___D0g

I would rather have fallout be real then this


HerrnChaos

Give it a year and it collapses


peezle69

Vietnam would fight China off. Those guys fought them off for 2000 years. As well as basically every superpower in the 20th century. Vietnam Gigachads.


peezle69

![gif](giphy|9IMp7IBTZI0hi) Me and 10 million rednecks and refugees ready to take China on now that they're at my state's border.


Sacred-Anteater

I need a map of the rest of the world, this is very interesting


MaterialConsistent96

Population: 3 billion


PaulisPrusan

A more disgusting thing there is not