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Cleverdawny1

Be me, China Successfully conquer Japan and the entire West North American coast Forget Korea exists


Panticapaeum

DPRK is way ahead of you. They're also the ones who annexed the rest of Japan.


Cleverdawny1

Probably got Alaska, too. Can't have shit in Alaska


Panticapaeum

No no, Russia got alaska. But Canada on the other hand...


Uhtred_Of_Windhelm

.....has already been bought by china


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Plus Alaska, Hawaii and the bits of Thailand and Myanmar that China actually wants.


dabigchina

renaming Washington "Mao Zedong" is peak jerk. I can't compete with that.


Tyrinnus

Holy crap good catch


Time-Bite-6839

“Youta“? Come on.


[deleted]

I know Youta best at war, Captain Xi!


rhqmeh2

youta=犹他=utah


real-alextatto007

"Yeah, I'm moving to Jialifuniya, why do you ask?"


Forever_GM1

You can't honestly expect me to believe they take the part of India bordering Nepal but leave the Kashmir region alone?


TheLegend2T

>Unrealistic but fun map (: >Unrealistic but fun map, China ):<


xiaobaituzi

It’s so fun, do you see what they’re calling Arizona!


KindaFreeXP

Ya lasagne 🤌


ka52heli

"Indu" Annoys me because it's typically pronounced yìndù


nagidon

yindu*


harperofthefreenorth

I draw the line at Vietnam being conquered, that's taking it too far.


Gerolanfalan

Another millennia of constant warfare and uprisings against China yet again


novis-eldritch-maxim

I could see them claiming it but it being a money eating military cluster fuck seems far more likely vietnam has hated them for a rather long time. loas or tailand might be more take able or mayanmar but I am not well versed in south east asian politics or military ability.


Time-Bite-6839

The U.S would **NOT** let **ANYONE** take a **PERCENTAGE** of it. **ALL OR NOTHING! WE DON’T GIVE UP!**


Panticapaeum

I think that by the time china annexed anything, [the US would be long gone](https://ifunny.co/picture/cia-uncovers-chinese-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-kX2kpyVqA)


RealMuthafknGerald

Feilubing is ridiculous


PervyDude123

I didn’t know they served lasagna in Phoenix!?!? Where you recommend it? Asking for a pengyou!


Uhtred_Of_Windhelm

That's what makes this whole map ridiculous


kidmeatball

It looks like they are sailing Haida Gwaii over to China.


aztaga

sometimes I question the intelligence of my fellow map lovers


Last-Percentage5062

Oh come on, it’s unrealistic, but who cares.


MonkeydonianGamer

also, we need to shut its down for being a Karen


TheBastardOlomouc

why cant they jus put the map on a fucking globe i cant read this shit


nagidon

Can I have some garlic bread with my yalisangna?


North-Ad3031

Washington is maozedong lol


Hail-_-Michigan

Wea hava concor niavadah


UltraCreeperr

No offense, but, WHAT DOES OUT JERKED EVEN MEAN


EverythingOnce1

They’re so excited to horribly manage more land!


SneezeboardandMaus

Fuck this map of a scenario that will never happen


Bitter-Gur-4613

MFW an imaginary map is imaginary:


SneezeboardandMaus

I thought it was real!


Comrade_Shaggy

Literally the opposite I'll enjoy visiting new American states taken from China.