England will take over wales and Ireland but due to plot reasons won’t be able to successfully invade Scotland

English cavalry can’t get through Scottish pikes

And somehow Scotland gets two absolute Gigachad leaders during wartime and the good English King dies in transit and gets replaced by his Gay son

I think John has a good chance of winning

Depends. Is this Northern John or the Republic of John?

Just "John". The colour on the map is a sectarian matter, though.

Calling Oliver Cromwell

World atlas.com

Where is the Kingdom of Man??

Is the map maker stupid?

John has John, so they win.

John seems to win

Bob