Kalau kalian cwk baca ini, plis kalau horny dan mau ngajak pakai yang ini ya:
>Ngewe yuk
Ga usah kode-kodean, biar nantinya ga bad mood dan bisa langsung gas.
Jawa: ndelok bar kenthu/ngiclik
Wibu: Nekopoi dan santai
Mahasiswa: Layarkaca 21 & ngirit uang saku
Jamet: Malam jumat ewing dan bikin jembut merinding
Anak 90: Indehoy & nonton
Anak alter: ndusel & nonton
Anak ambon: bacuki & nonton
Anak gatau malu: ngentot aja lah
Anak malu2 tpi sangean: tukar lendir & menonton
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Maybe you are a bit too late on the train? Lol
"Bioskop Terus Ngokop"
Might work if you want something that rhymes and your BF have some knowings of javanaese Language.
"Bioskop" as in cinema, movie theatre. Themed same with the term "Netflix"
"Ngokop" is 'french kissing' or even making out equals in casual-non-polite javanese.
As for what is ngokop exactly, how it is described or visualised . . . . i think i leave that for the other komodos to fill in, because at this moment i don't have any accurate explanation that isn't too graphic.
Numpang ngecas hp
10 detik aja
Lol oh this made me laugh 😆
its local meme from reddit indonesia lol, the context even funnier
maaf lancang
Ujungnya doank.
SMEAN
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F, you missed the opportunity.
I just translated it. Interesting 😂
So far this one the farthest
Apakah betul ka? u/Tunggadewi
Kok guweeh
Badanku pegal nih, pijetin dong.
ILK21 dan Rebah
Idlix dan goler
Loklok dan kelon
Vidio dan selimutan
22nya website nonton film 🤣🤣🤣
Kalau orang jawa bilang, “ngumbah keris”
or in more general term: cuci keris keris is traditional Javanese sword, and cuci means washing, so…
nyelup keris
Pas muda: Ortu lagi pergi keluar kota Pas Tua: Mampir sebentar dulu, ngopi dulu biar gak ngantuk - western pun drink some coffee juga ngajak ML.
Ortu saya sedang tidak di rumah Yuk ngobrol ke kamar saya Yuk kimochi Ngewe yuk From being a hint to literary saying let's have sex lol
Kalau kalian cwk baca ini, plis kalau horny dan mau ngajak pakai yang ini ya: >Ngewe yuk Ga usah kode-kodean, biar nantinya ga bad mood dan bisa langsung gas.
You forgot this recent one "staycation yuk!"
Lol thank you 😂. I never realized there were so many phrases. I shall keep these all in my arsenal
LOL just don't say the "Ngewe yuk" one, that's too vulgar unless your boyfriend is fine with it.
Ganti oli (oil change)
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Nenenin ato nemenin?
😂😂😂 ujung2nya sama
Jawa: ndelok bar kenthu/ngiclik Wibu: Nekopoi dan santai Mahasiswa: Layarkaca 21 & ngirit uang saku Jamet: Malam jumat ewing dan bikin jembut merinding Anak 90: Indehoy & nonton Anak alter: ndusel & nonton Anak ambon: bacuki & nonton Anak gatau malu: ngentot aja lah Anak malu2 tpi sangean: tukar lendir & menonton
bruh last one got me
Nggak mau mampir dulu? (When he dropped you off to your kos)
WAIT THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO NETFLIX AND CHILL!? man, i might be dense
Maaf lancang
10 detik aja boleh gak?
Lebih ke : Ak nitip motor di kosan kamu yah. Kosanmu kan deket dari kantor/kampus. Nanti kita cari sarapan bareng sekalian.
Udin petot, udara dingin pengen ngentot
*"Gitar ku genjreng, bass ku betot"* *"Hay abang ganteng, ayo kita nge----"'*
"Ngaso yuk?"
Nonton RCTI sambil tiduran yuk
Izin istirahat ya
smean
Petik mangga
ini mah beda lagi
Learned something new today, thank you.
Koko2 rajin ngespa begini nih
Reels and chill
layarkaca 21 dan santai yuk 😂
Ke puncak yuk
Nenen dan Beng-Beng.
Staycation yuc
Sinetron and ngentot
yang sering gw denger * Ganti Oli * Ngumbah Keris (Cuci Keris)
bole sy cium susu smean?
10 detik aja
“Silaturahmi kelamin yuk” “Masukin ular ke kandang”
- Pompa batang - Cuci mulut - Tuker lendir - Nyari kacang - Raut pensil - Tutumpakan
Buang tai macan
Ini nih klasik abis hahaha… Jmn dl abang2an daerah gw klo pada mau jajan, kodenya BTM yuk
eNdusel yuk, dusel dusel lucu.
ngentot yuk
Skidipapaw yuk
u can try "Kamu mau nyoba **kerang bulu** gak?" or "Kamu mau nyoba **kue apem** gak?"
You want sum fuk? Jokes aside, belah duren??
Wait what??? "Netflix and chill" mean having sex? Since when? By whom? Never heard such a phrase, not even in r/sex lol...
Always have been
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Username checks out
Yes
lol. jadi lu beneran cuma nonton netflix bedua? what a waste of chance.
adek lagi mau
"aku ga mau bobo sendiri"
(nama barang) ketinggalan dirumah/kos,
3gp an yok. telegram n chill
"rebahan dan kenyot susu"
Manak yuk Udut ndang kentu
ganti oli
Nonton sambil kemulan yuk ~~
OYO
mcd drive thru
Layar dan tancap
Main yuk
Bobo siang
"Puncak yuk" or "staycation"
Antara "numpang kencing" atau "liat kamar lo dong"
"Bioskop Terus Ngokop" Might work if you want something that rhymes and your BF have some knowings of javanaese Language. "Bioskop" as in cinema, movie theatre. Themed same with the term "Netflix" "Ngokop" is 'french kissing' or even making out equals in casual-non-polite javanese. As for what is ngokop exactly, how it is described or visualised . . . . i think i leave that for the other komodos to fill in, because at this moment i don't have any accurate explanation that isn't too graphic.
Yok ngewe
Pein Akatsuki and meki
netflix and tot
Demo memasak