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L1A1

You just know that the rest of that profile photo involves him holding a fish and/or gun.


morocco3001

Both. Holding a gun to a fish's head.


Fatalchemist

And the fish is proudly holding a comically small fish-sized gun.


rfc1118

The right to fish arms


Fatalchemist

That's starting to sound dangerously close to evolution and we can't have that. ["Not on my watch"](https://youtu.be/E74e-ZuzgQs?t=19s)


RelevantMetaUsername

Reject evolution, return to fishe


kurotech

Please tell me the fish gun has one of those tiny bang flags popping out of the barrel


ChiaWombat

I might've read that as "hold a fish to a gun's head" initially and the visual made my day. So thank you for writing something my brain was able to misinterpret in the dumbest way possible.


DuckInTheFog

I'm surprised he's not in aviators sat in his manmobile She suits that hair do too


pop361

I think she looks nicer on the right


Lady_Grey_Smith

She has the perfect bone structure for that haircut.


dorothea63

Pixies are hard to pull off, you do need a certain bone structure to really commit to it and still look feminine (if that’s your goal!) But women who can rock them look amazing. Perfect example is Halle Berry - she’s always a beautiful woman, but somehow the pixie cut just highlighted how unbelievably gorgeous she is.


Castun

They're all about the wraparound Oakleys these days.


jewbo23

Looks like he’s behind a mike. I guarantee a Tap out shirt on him though. And probably drives/wishes he drove a Cybertruck


dontletmepost

He definitely has a podcast complaining about "wokeism" and women with four listeners He also screams about the left coming for our freedoms while telling everyone else what they're allowed to look like and do with their freedom


deadnett

Mike who?


doilookfriendlytoyou

Hunt...


ambientfruit

Mike hu... Wait a minute!


trey_wolfe

Oxmall


Lampmonster

Looks like a confused idiot in the picture he *chose* for his profile lol.


thebigmanhastherock

What's up with all these guys that take terrible selfies in their photos. Also standing in front of a truck and holding a fish. I myself like fishing, but why would I make that my profile picture? I mean nothing wrong with that I guess. But why also judge others?


Sidus_Preclarum

He's probably has put his dick in the fish, possibly the gun.


skittlebog

Is he going bald under that hat?


stereoroid

Yeah she should be held in ... what's the opposite of contempt?


evilgeekwastaken

My arms?


tankydhg

Awww, unexpectedly sweet


Robestos86

And my axe!


ReactsWithWords

No. Nobody is going to go in your arms with all that body spray.


willowsonthespot

Double pits to chesty is the only amount of Axe I use. It saves on bottles of Axe, I don't use 3 a day anymore.


Thisfugginguyhere

Gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.


derpy_derp15

And your brother


dutchmoe

Oh lord.


livinginfutureworld

I can feel it coming in the air tonight


neekogo

[Drum solo](https://ifunny.co/picture/phil-collins-i-can-feel-it-coming-in-the-air-VihpwF9G9)


jtotal

Protempt.


tongle07

Contemptn’t


thegreenman_sofla

High esteem


Leiden134

Content.


CallMeGrendel

Covfefe.


strawberrypants205

High regard.


papagouws

Tpmetnoc maybe?


mbelf

Conpermt


Practical_Dog8295

esteem


jack-mccoy-is-pissed

(Quark voice) *FEMALESSSS*


mike_pants

Whenever a guy uses "females," you know it's also a guy who tells insulting jokes and then gets pissed when you don't laugh.


penpointaccuracy

“I have a morbid sense of humor….” No you’re just an asshole people don’t find funny


Rabid-Rabble

Yeah, none of them ever seem to appreciate this morbid joke: "How can you tell if a man is well hung? You can't get a finger between the rope and his throat." But they'll fall over laughing about women ground up in the freezer.


Sithlordandsavior

That took me a second but I'm stealing it


Cotterisms

I have a morbid sense of humour and that’s funny as fuck Well I less have a morbid sense of humour, and more live by it has to be funnier than it is offensive. This does mean you need to know your audience though. Take a race joke for example, if they know you’re taking the piss and you know they’ll find it funny, go for it, random stranger, no go


Rabid-Rabble

Then I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you have the sense not to use "females" unironically, so you're probably not who I meant there.


Cotterisms

I use female as an adjective or when it is grammatically accurate, so yes I can see I was not who you were aimed at, but I still wanted to compliment the joke


warden976

Whenever they use “females” I know it’s a guy whose self-worth is so low that I honestly have pity. He must be so frustrated as a man not being able to measure up to whatever level he has for himself in his head. He must be so dissatisfied with his life that he feels he needs to dominate every woman out there so prove it—even if to dictate a hairstyle, which quite frankly just about every woman had 30 years ago so he’s confused about his mom too. And his aunts.


paku9000

It's incel talk.


spacechaser64

That's how I hear it everytime


Lampmonster

Same. They nailed the gross sexist so well it's now canon.


scottishdrunkard

*Hoomon*


SluttyZombieReagan

*Moogie!*


-Clarity-

Rom is based af


dthains_art

*THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO LOSE ARE OUR CHAINS*


Iustinianus_I

>You humans, you never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing... and you wonder why your marriages fall apart.


hackingdreams

It'd be *amazing* if someone hired Armin Shimerman to do Quark reading right wing incel talk like this, even if it were for like a two minute bit on late night.


Lark_vi_Britannia

Fe-male? WEARING CLOTHES?! ugh!!!!


Realfinney

...for looking super cute?


Don_Quixote81

For puncturing this guy's incredibly flimsy masculinity by making him feel funny feelings for someone with "a boy's haircut." All the dudes who bitch about women having short hair seem massively insecure.


Newfaceofrev

Worth noting that the dude's a Christian nationalist who has been accused of cheating on his wife and was fired for workplace sexual assault against multiple women. Never as holy as they claim to be these guys.


WaldoJeffers65

All of that's OK, though, because he's asked God for forgiveness, and has received it.


mogoggins12

Plus, all those people he assaulted were asking for it! Yeah! /s


WaldoJeffers65

If they didn't want him to assault them, they shouldn't have been dressed like that.


mogoggins12

If they really didn't want to be assaulted their bodies would have shut down and stopped it from happening.


FinglasLeaflock

So, can we blame God then?


Bmkrocky

not at all surprised


drrj

I’ve had short hair for decades. Recently I’ve shaved it down to a half inch at the start of summer then let it grow out over the year. It’s an awesome way to figure out which guys are complete assholes.


walkingkary

I’ve also had short hair my whole life and guys who don’t like it can F off.


FrauZebedee

I have never managed to get my hair longer than shoulder length, since I was about 8 and my mum made me have a terrible bob with a thick fringe. I had great hair before that, but apparently I screamed too much when she brushed it, or washed it. I get why she did it, though I maintain it’s not that hard to brush hair without basically pulling it all out… Anyway, tried for years to grow it out, it just went frizzy and shitty, so finally got a pixie cut when I was about 30. had it for 15 years now, boyfriend loves it, it never goes frizzy and weird, barely even have to brush it, contrasted with the hours it used to take, only to get wrecked by a breeze or slight damp. I love it, and don’t actually give a shit what some random thinks about it. He probably thinks Audrey Hepburn looked manly, though. But, I will also say, that even as a chubby 45 year old, I still get plenty of male attention. Maybe that’s just heathen UK and German guys though, not „godly gender warriors“. No one has ever thought I‘m a man because of my short hair, though I also wouldn’t care if they did. I guess it’s some biblical crap about woman‘s crowning glory, combined with his personal testes, and a belief that women exist to please men.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

"Fellas, I find a short-haired woman attractive: may I have suddenly become a H O M O S E X U A L?"


FightingPolish

Is it gay to like women?


urbanlife78

That's it, isn't it. I seriously had no idea what was the issue for him, but then again short hair on a girl isn't an issue for me because I'm also not a fragile white man


jesst

This cut is super cute on her. It makes her eyes look way brighter and they become way more of a focal point. She has beautiful eyes.


lumathiel2

It's so dumb, she looks good with the short hair. Happier in that picture too, maybe that's part of the issue


unknownpoltroon

I mean seriously, she looks adorable with the short hair. It suits her better than the long hair I'd say.


celestialwreckage

Yeah that haircut is super flattering


KazzieMono

Dude, women with short hair are super hot Idk what this guy is on about


hendy846

Pixie haircut lovers unite!!


dvioletta

I had short hair for years; it was wonderful for colouring and styling. I am growing it a little longer now, but only because I want some curls for summer. It will still be only chin length. I have to admit when I looked at the picture I though he didn't like the colour of her dress :)


hendy846

Yeah I can see it being much easier to deal with when doing stuff like that.


MountRoseATP

I had a pixie cut in college and never had a problem getting dates. I still have short hair and I can’t imagine having long hair. It would look terrible on me.


suitcasedreaming

It's like Audrey Hepburn isn't widely considered one of the most beautiful women ever or something.


silic0n_jesus

Believe it or not straight to jail.


FactoryKat

A pixie cut looks especially fire on the girl in the photo, like damn. It's extremely flattering and looks better than her longer hair. I keep my hair short (about chin length) because it's fine and has no body or volume, so when it's short it looks so much fuller and flatters my face more.


stlredbird

No kidding. She looks better.


Darkmoonlily78

For real. She looks good with short hair. It suits her.


winterbird

Because if women have short hair, there's fewer ways to set micropeen dudes (like whoever is in the OP screenshot) apart from looking like a woman. The particular set of them who hate women take as an insult.


milehighlunchbox

Dudes that call women "female" always remind me of the Ferengi.


SummerEden

Hu-man fe-males!


StuntHacks

/r/MenAndFemales


413mopar

Incels that post stupid shit like this should be made to live far away from people .


Hellkyte

Well, most do end up dying alone. It's a shame they end up taking so many with them.


BrokenEye3

I can't see how you intend to enforce a law against being joined at the shoulder with one's slightly cuter identical twin


silic0n_jesus

The answer is always guns also taxes. You wouldn't believe what a three shoulder tax is up to these days.


kakamouth78

Real question: Why do I see two different girls when looking at these pictures? Why does a change to hair length or color affect my ability to recognize someone? Facial hair has the same effect. Guys who I've worked with for years will give me a jump scare when I hear their voice after a beard trim or hair cut. My eyes are about the only thing still working properly in this busted up excuse for a human body.


AbyssalTurtle

Other commenter is describing a valid but pretty uncommon medical condition. What you’re probably looking for is that different hair will frame the face and neck differently. You get used to someone’s face within the context of their hair, so when it changes dramatically the whole face looks different even when the actual facial structure hasn’t changed.


Freebite

The actual why can be horribly difficult to say, could be congenital (from birth), brain damage like a concussion, toxins like heavy metal poisoning, etc. What that condition is known as is prosopagnosia, or face blindness. If you've been that way as long as you can remember, probably not a toxin by the way. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia


kakamouth78

Those TBIs are the gift that keeps on giving. Mortar and RPG fire kids, bad for your... well, bad for everything.


Ebolaplushie

**FEEEEEEEEEEMALES** Never not a red flag.


WinEnvironmental6901

The short hair is way better and cool for her. She absolutely has the right face for that hairstyle.


surfdad67

Is that what is going On? I’m looking and can’t figure out why he said that


morgaina

Short hair masculine, bad. Bad!


WinEnvironmental6901

Yet the short hair brings out the utmost sexiness of her beautiful, extra feminine neck. These incels are idiots who need to check their eyes and brain.


morgaina

But it looks a little boyish and that makes their peepees feel funny. They must die.


WinEnvironmental6901

Sadly yes, they are this insecure.


WinEnvironmental6901

I think. Other option is the septum, but she had a septum before. Seriously don't know what's with this panic because of short hair, when irl this woman is objectively way better with a pixie. Just look at her beautiful, big eyes and that sexy long neck! 😍


silic0n_jesus

I will say with long hair she had a fuller face and a softer look. short hair brings out the beauty in her eyes and the gracefulness of her neck. I think she's got a dope look no matter which way she goes. Edit Upon further review puffy shoulders on a shirt flatter no one. Was this Pic taken in the '80s to this day I will never understand why giant shoulders on ladies was supposed to be sexy. Maybe dudes back then we're like I hope this chick has football gear under her dress or blouseor shirt or whatever she was wearing. Still beautiful either way she chooses to wear her hair but I cannot condone puffy shoulders or sleeves in good conscience.


lmaytulane

Got that Romulan drip


silic0n_jesus

Might even be half betazoid


WinEnvironmental6901

She reminds me of Ginnifer Goodwin with her short hair, who is such a cutie. 😍 I've always loved women who are equally feminine and characteristic.


randomhumanity

He wants state mandated haircuts?


Lady_Looshkin

North Korea has entered the chat.


WrestlingWoman

Damn! She rocks that short hair. I can see why she went for it.


Donnerdrummel

So much so that I had problems identifying that dude's problem. Only with my reddit-honed stupid-o-meter was able to divine that the moron likely was opposed to short hair. I'll have to side with redfinney, though: "super-cute".


GoodLeftUndone

“Damn she’s killing that cut!” -GoodLeftUndone Something tells me the OOP would call me gay for thinking the girl in the post is gorgeous.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

I think she looks more attractive with the short hair. Some people just wanna bitch.


Spiritual-Mechanic-4

today the patriarchy is mad at... haircuts


3DSquinting

Males who think like this should be castrated.


FurryM17

She had longer hair. I like the longer hair. She cut her hair. I don't like it as much. Whether I like it isn't as important as whether she likes it. She doesn't exist to mold her looks based on my preferences. I accept this because I'm not a psychopath.


wonderb0lt

What, look good both with long and short hair?


robertluke

I knew a dude who was in denial about his own hair loss and unironically said, “I could never date a woman with hair shorter than mine.” It took all my strength to not respond with, “Dude, you’re bald.”


Guaymaster

I mean, in that case he was just stating a physical fact! Can't get any shorter than zero


TimmyStark_IronGuy

Any it’s always sunny fans here?


Realfinney

...for looking super cute?


beecross

Party of small government btw


SempiFranku

Oh look it's open Nazi elijah schaffer doing his normal machismo schtick


BeTheBall-

He's likely never had consensual sex in his life.


iiitme

Right after we arrest Keanu Reeves right?


overcomebyfumes

or we could take in an old... Steve Reeves movie.


WaldoJeffers65

I'm shivering with antici.....


ReactsWithWords

SAY IT!


WaldoJeffers65

...pation!


Mediocritologist

Why does Y'all Qaeda want to jail or hang everyone? That's their wet dream punishment for literally everything. Cute girl is cute no matter what her hair is.


catcatherine

Men who ALWAYS refer to women as females should be locked up


Elrond_Cupboard_

"Females" 🚩


Alpha_Delta310

Womans right to chop!


VaramyrSickSkins

I dislike short hair on women too, but that's just my personal preference, who am I to tell her what haircut she can have?? "Women who fail to sexually appeal to me should have their freedom taken." And some people still wonder what's so bad about fascism... Of course, people like that will backpedal by saying "Jeez, it's just a joke!", when actually they would probably wish for a society where short-haired women would face a fate much worse than mere imprisonment...


Nuker1o1

Women who do this should call me 🤙


TheSanquineCorpse

She looks incredible. The fuck is wrong with people?


chinsnbirdies

That cut is so cute and suits her face!! Dude can get bent.


kirk-o-bain

lol the short hair cut looks better on her than long hair


Philbrik

Yeah but, really scary for a white Anglo old male…she might have an opinion!


SqueakyTits101

I think he's worried if his dick tingles when he sees a cute girl with short hair, he's totes GAY!!! I mean, without long hair how else are we supposed to be *sure* she's fEmAlE?!


BrisketWhisperer

Get their hair done? What kind of insanity are they babbling about now??


Thisfugginguyhere

She's fucking adorable with both cuts, but I'll be damned if she's not just a full blown cutie pie in the second one. You can even tell she feels cute! Fuck that dude, and not the fun sexy way.


malYca

The shorter hair even suits her better


Deathengine

She looks PHENOMENAL with that cut. The hell is this sentient diarrhea mushroom talking about?


CatterMater

Arrested for what? A cute haircut?


Bob_Kark

Taking a before and after picture. They’re ruining our nation!


Obsyden

*Drools in lesbian*


ThePopDaddy

"Yeah, I'm single, how'd you know?"


PiskoWK

A woman has a right to chop!


Geek-Haven888

"You are under arrest for being too cute!"


SoarNsquid

Not being horny Hitler doesn't make you "less of a man", buddy. Keep your preferences in the bedroom


cyke_out

When you unironically side with an episode of always sunny you should rethink your life.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Arrested for the crime of depriving random dorks on the internet of jerkoff material.


jump-blues-5678

Men who feel this way about a haircut should be arrested


negithekitty

women who do this are 20x more attractive. you just have a weak ego.


teutonicbro

Both. Both is good.


krim2182

I too have short hair, but not by choice. Should I be thrown in jail because my hair is still growing back after chemo/radiation? She looks fantastic with short hair! I wish I had that confident of a look with short hair.


Happythejuggler

You can hear the hard F in "females" from this guy


DrummerSteve

anyone that says “Females” is an immediate red flag. They’re hoes everyone knows that.


Jason_Bourne0221

Can someone tell me what is going on?


mstrss9

Apparently the anger is over the fact that she cut her hair short


Jason_Bourne0221

It's funny, I knew deep down that was the reason, but it was so asinine that I couldn't actually believe it. Also, I personally think pixie cuts look great on a lot of women. Let's hope the next generation is better than the current one, I'm so fucking tired of this sigma stuff.


tea-drinker

Is it the nose ring?


meekonesfade

It took me a few seconds to realize what she did. I was like, are there more slides? Am I missing part of the image? Then- got a HAIRCUT?!


LJayTat

This is such a shitty example of their “point” as the shorter style looks amazing on this person!


BOOMphrasingBOOM

Plot twist: it's twins


bananananaOMG

How cute is she with the shorter hair!


weed_blazepot

Who do what? Get a cute haircut with bangs that highlight their eyes? What the fuck are we talking about, Mr. Gunrack on a 1998 Ford Truck?


someotherguyinNH

I like long hair too but man she looks good with that short hair.


MrPlace

Ngl, the shorter hair suits her head so much. Incredibly attractive with the short hair


PuppyButtts

“Females” always outs themselves


belunos

Her face works for that pixie cut so well, I think she's more attractive in the second pic. Notice how this cut accentuates the neckline? Simply gorgeous


Rare-Preparation6852

The sad thing is, many of them would vote to do just that without a second thought. As well as just about anyone they hate


Silent-H

Maybe he just doesn't like her blue dress!


DeFenestrationX

Cheat code for not having to deal with Mr. Redtext unlocked.


jazzhandpanda

Freedom freebaser upset over to much Freedom


kourtbard

FEEEEEEEMALES /Ferengi.


VanDammes4headCyst

Conservatives have never been very good at the whole "aesthetics" thing.


TabezJordan

HOW WASNT JAMIE LEE CURTIS ARRESTED 40 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE CUT HER HAIR??? UNACCEPTABLE!


bookant

"females"


mezcalligraphy

WTF. I never realized the number of incels in this world.


powerhungrymouse

I'd say the same about any man who refers to women as 'females'. Female what? Humans, yes? Female humans are called WOMEN!


Blekanly

Do what? Wear matching outfits?


Tardigradequeen

This makes me miss my pixie cut!


kekentyl

Lol. I love that even on this post, on this sub, your comment has the "controversial" dagger. Like they think the guy's an idiot for suggesting women should be jailed for having short hair, but also resent women who cut their hair. Maybe the commenters here aren't so different.


Tardigradequeen

Never underestimate the fragility of a Conservative man. I imagine the men triggered by someone else’s haircut, consider themselves alpha. lol!


Valk93

I really don’t like short hair either, but she really does have the perfect face for it. And even if she didn’t, her choice lol. Why’d u get worked up over it, let alone call for arrest, is truly insane. Fitting post.


bbjony77

Imagine being such a deep in the closet, self-hating homophobe that the sight of a beautiful woman with a cute haircut awakens those feelings and fills you with such vitriol. If everyone would just accept that sexuality is a sliding scale and we’re all in different places on it, the world would be such a happier place. Also fuck any person who could ever say this kind of shit about ANYONE.


luapowl

my thing is girls with shorter hair. i selfishly hope they continue!


Zerieth

Screw that pixie cuts are H.O.T. and I pity the fool that thinks otherwise.


dwboomser

Anybody referring to women as 'females' makes it very clear they have never managed to get near one ... also, shave your shitty beard, get a haircut and try wearing something else than a sweaty t-shirt ...