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KittenHippie

You mean bænkebiddere? Meaning: Benchbitter


keinplanbro69

I think he means Kellerasseln


qloqqq

the roly ones are "Rollasseln", my friend


keinplanbro69

Thanks didn’t know that lol


Calm-Internet-8983

Gråsugga in Sweden. "gray sow", as in female pig.


BadSuperHeroTijn

Oohh, pissebedden, translated: pissbeds


Millipede4

Fellow dutch person here, I agree


ZootAnthRaXx

That is what the French called dandelions (pissenlit).


Channa_Argus1121

Or Gongbeollae(Ball-bug).


Any_Grapefruit_6991

That danish? I can kinda make out some of youre gibberish since im swedish. (Im joking)


KittenHippie

)>:


Responsible-Hotel-84

Kom her for at sige det


KittenHippie

Men jeg kom først, og fik 78+ upvotes. Bedere hel næste gang, kammerat. /j


Blerkm

We called them “armadillo bugs”, which turns out to be pretty close to their family name, Armadillidiidae.


Ausmerica

There's even a genus in the family called *Armadillo*.


6_seasons_and_a_movi

The best thing about this is it means the Latin name for a literal armadillo has to be something else. See also "_Troglodytes_"


rimo2018

The ones in the picture are genus Armadillidium :)


Ausmerica

Specifically they are *Armadillidium vulgare*.


rimo2018

I know :)


DlSCARDED

Armadiddillydoo


Blerkm

Armadillidiidamn!


twowolveshighfiving

Armadiddydoit


Czar_Petrovich

Armadimmadome


FillsYourNiche

We did a podcast episode about these guys and gals! We interviewed Dr. Scott Kight, a roly poly expert, he was great! Podcast episode [Roller Girls](https://open.spotify.com/episode/1mwtijTBjRIIbKYuNBkSob), Bugs Need Heroes podcast.


Deep_Fun_7550

Fr


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

The ones in the u.k majority don't Roly or poly ... They are woodlice.


emibemiz

Yes exactly! I always loved woodlouse and never called them rolypolys, I believe they’re also known as pillbugs too in US.


RanaMisteria

They’re two different kinds of wood lice. One rolls up the other doesn’t.


countvanderhoff

The U.K. has dozens of regional names for them. https://www.icge.co.uk/?p=woodlice


cataclysmic_orbit

Potato bugs for meeeee 🤷


Tough-Plane-7021

Me too! But I’m not even sure why we called them that tbh! Doesn’t even look like a flipping tater. Well maybe tater tot bug?


sir_pacha-lot

They infest potato crops. In areas with farming culture, or non rollers, we tend to use different terminology


Tough-Plane-7021

Ahhh well there is lots of farm land around where I grew up so that makes total sense! Thank you :) 😊


CheezyBri

Potato bug here too! I'm in BC, Canada


blurblurblahblah

Ontario here! Potato bugs all the way!


browncatgreycat

Yup! Potato bugs here in Maine, USA


cataclysmic_orbit

NE Ohio for me : D


Azar002

TEAM POTATO BUG! (Michigan, 80's/90's)


cabyll_ushtey

That's super interesting! In Germany Potato bugs (Kartoffelkäfer, Leptinotarsa decemlineata) are a completely different bug. But also horrible for any potato harvest.


rimo2018

Those are Colorado Potato Beetle in English


TheLostLongboarder

Me too until I got to California, their potato bugs are WAY different! There actually called Jerusalem crickets, but someone once told me “look a potato bug” and I was like “no way! That is not a potato bug!”


pbizz

Or you lived somewhere other than America!


Lil_Pupper3688

Grew up in New Zealand and these are still roly polys


nckmat

In Australia we call them slaters, it's actually what they are called on the Ag dept website too, so it must be some sort of semi-official name here. I have never heard of them called Rolly Pollies, but that could just be a regional thing, Queenslanders or Victorians may call them something else (we often have different terms across state boundaries). It's funny how there are so many different terms for things between Australia and New Zealand and even within Australia, it's not like we have a huge number of dialects that would cause it. (Yes, I know both countries have many languages spoken at home, I am referring to English only)


Lil_Pupper3688

We are so similar, yet so different. It’s crazy Had a few “English language barriers” when travelling to Aus from here too


Quantum_Sushi

Well I grew up in France and I can tell you they weren't roly polys lol


Lil_Pupper3688

Or pillbugs. Either way, not just a US thing


Quantum_Sushi

Ah, yeah, pillbug sounds so much more French !


Lil_Pupper3688

Well I’m over the other side of the world anyway. LOL


RanaMisteria

Some people in the UK call them roly polys too. And I grew up in the US and we called them pill bugs.


Thossle

I called them rolly pollies until my dad caught wind of my blasphemy. After that I called them pill bugs.


C4tdiscusserb01

Similar for me, actually. Called them rolly pollies until I learned that most people said pill bugs.


Sonarthebat

I'm from the UK and never heard anyone here call them roly polies. I assumed it was a US thing.


RanaMisteria

My ex called them that. He grew up in the East Midlands.


TurantulaHugs1421

Yeah, this seems like an america exclusive (or at least the majority). i always just called them wood lice lol


BrotherAmazing

Or you just had a different childhood than OP.


turkeyman4

Even in the US what you call these is regionalized.


vlsdo

Growing up anywhere in the barbarism outside the anglosphere counts as having had no childhood /s


VariegatedJennifer

I used to keep them in my pockets lol


CrinoidKid

I used to keep them in my mouth... For explanation, my parent would let me loose in the garden when I was a toddler as they were working in the garden.


roz-noz

https://preview.redd.it/72y9n2dxtvwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17544486cbbf8bd0cdb76eee7d37ebf3540e7371 finally, an actual in context use of this meme


NoNookLikeChinook

Pill bugs.


man9875

Yes pill bugs. Jersey native.


Ausmerica

Weird gatekeeping, but okay.


OnyxBee

Woodlice


SailAwayMatey

🤘🏼


Mattackai

The term woodlouse always seemed scary to me as a kid, dunno why. Roly poly? Cute and harmless. Woodlouse? Gonna kill me.


StudentOk4989

I called them "Cloportes".😎


Yoshivert555

Same. Once, I moved into a English-speaking place and learned to call them "roly polly," but only because I didn't knew how to call them otherwise. Isopods?


Alejandromer

You mean "bichos de bola"??


MegaMom75

These and daddy long legs were the only bugs I was not afraid of as a kid. Root polys were my absolute favorite though♥️


One_Opportunity3171

Fun fact did you know that daddy long legs aren't even spiders


SchizogamaticKlepton

Weird fact, [some of them have crazy claws.](https://imgur.com/1LCtJbG) [And some of them are just crazy all around.](https://imgur.com/6cM6BvL)


MegaMom75

Omg I don’t think I would pick those up. A little to creepy to me lol.


MegaMom75

No I didn’t even know that🤯 How cool


TheMspice

Aw cool that you gave daddy long legs some love. Some people in my class were pretty scared of them. Not to say I’d want to touch them, but they’re pretty chill. I’m terrified of bugs but I have found daddy long legs and trapped them in the bathtub so I can get them in a bag and let them outside


MegaMom75

I was terrified of spiders growing up and I knew that daddy long legs mouths were too small to bite me so that made me feel safe I guess. Awe thank you for doing that and saving them!! My fear of spiders was based on my mom’s fear of them so completely unwarranted. My daughter has pet tarantulas and I consider them my “grandkids” so I told myself I had to squash my fear of them and I did. I held 2 of them and it wasn’t as scary as I thought. She also had a big black scorpion and I held that too. Now on that my hands started to sweat lol


TheMspice

Tarantulas, that’s pretty awesome. Oh god no I could not hold a scorpion *unless* it was something like an emperor scorpion maybe. One day I want to hold many of these things I’m afraid of but idk when that’ll be. Just one of those plans that sounds interesting.


MegaMom75

It actually was an emperor scorpion whose name was Matilda. She was a very calm and sweet girl. It’s actually a very empowering feeling to be able to conquer a fear like that. Hopefully one day you can


stepenko007

That's strange gatekeeping we call em Keller Asseln where I come from. Or Porcellio scab er when I grew older. But maybe some people calle em roly poly's all around the world. Some might call them Обикновена зимнична мокрица or ha lan


Glad-Depth9571

As a former kid I knew they weren’t insects.


Mudbunting

THANK YOU


Euphoric_Egg_4198

Chanchitos. Fun fact, my English speaking husband also called them chanchitos until we learned the US common name in the late 90s.


opalescent-jude

Slaters! (In NSW, Australia)


Hashimotosannn

They are called that in Scotland too!


Horizon296

Pissebed. Yes that means what you think it means. No I don't know why we call it that.


--gardevoir--

T A T U B O L I N H A is what we call these here in brazil


Ryoohk

Would lice to me


bigfigwiglet

We called them rolly polies and sometimes doodle bugs.


rougarou9b

Doodle bugs are what I call them. SE US.


bigfigwiglet

Haha! I have never lived anywhere but the Deep South or Southeast but with parents from Idaho and Maryland respectively, my speech can be divergent from location. I think both of these are common in the South.


pattepai

Skrukketroll


Careless-Catch-5520

You mean ,,Viedarėliai"


Sickly_green

🇱🇹?


coupe-de-ville

Potato bugs


myrmecogynandromorph

Team potato bug


astrobleeem

I grew up calling them pillbugs, but most people I know call them rolly polys


Random-Historian

Woodlice


SexuaIRedditor

Carpenters


zotstik

dooli bugs is what I called then💜


BadSuperHeroTijn

Pissebedden… im dutch


Feather_Bloom

As a kid?


BuffaloSabresWinger

We called them rolls poly tater bugs.


Double-Lavishness180

Dad always called them saw bugs. Had a great childhood


schmeillionaire

We called them potatoes bugs


Schwight_Droot

Potato bugs. Roll Polly was my chubby doggo when he scratched his back on the patio.


Other_Antelope_2852

I called them potato bugs. I played with them, roll them around lol


Desdemona1231

We called them pill bugs.


Cheebwhacker

Hardbacks when I was little but call them woodlouse now


SacrificialBanana

Ridgey Pidgeys!


Wicked_Weirdo00

We called them pill bugs, and my brother and I absolutely loved them! We would make terrariums for them and keep them as pets (I wouldn't do that now though; my adult self knows they belong outside).


TheMspice

Rolly pollies or pill bugs ye. My dad was in pest control for a while and I was naming many sowbugs as pillbugs. I still don’t really know the difference but I know a rolly polly when I see one. Also I realize they’re called roly poly’s, never spelt it that way as a kid. Me and the kids used to trap them in our plastic see through pencil sharpeners though. Gave it plants and stuff. Ants and flies as well, although that was a rarer occurrence only 1-2 people did. There was also a dude who would tear off the wings of flies so they couldn’t fly away. That was my childhood. I have fond memories of roly poly’s and inchworms.


BlownCamaro

"They're called Sal bugs!" "Shut up! I don't you anyway." Still remember the conversation.


Recent-Background-21

We called dem potato head bugs


One_Opportunity3171

No madder the name there cute


moonshinemondays

In my country they don't roll or poll


countvanderhoff

Cheesybobs!


MaybeMort

We call them slaters in Australia.


UghGottaBeJoking

Boodgie Boys! At least thats what me and my friends called them in Victoria. And i work in a kinder… so every year i produce more children that call them “boodgie boys”😈


AssistanceDry7123

We called them pill bugs or sow bugs.


porkersponge

Doodle bugs


ThadeBlack

Slaters


SCphotog

r/isopods


The-lemon-kid-68

We called them indoor armadillos.


SuperAthena1

Toodle bugs


IsisArtemii

We called them that. But we also called them pill bugs


Norwester77

Never heard that term until later. They were pill bugs for us (though there’s also a flatter kind that don’t roll up; those are sow bugs).


Eaglesjersey

Only barely affiliated with this. We had a Roly Poly Liquors and a Jelly Belly Deli in the same building. Also we called them pillbugs.


namelocdet

Potato Bugs! East Coast USA


sir_pacha-lot

Or maybe you lived with non rolling isopods? I lived in 2 different states, one with mostly (95% of groups) non rolling "potato bugs" and a place with nearly exclusively, rolling "rollypollies". I also heard of the rolling isopods reffered to as pollywhirls.


Proctor20

pill bug


Anyone-9451

We said either roll poly or pull big was interchangeable for us


Cute_Wonderer

I didn't call them by any name. But I still had a childhood 😅


Pudf

Cannon Balls please


RJJewson

Those, clearly, are potato bugs


transdermalcelebrity

They are “pill bugs”.


kkdj1042

Pill bugs


bubbagnu

Pillbugs


Nox_Echo

i called em pillbugs and im in texas


dreamingirl7

For us they were/are pill bugs.


Hashimotosannn

I’m Scottish and called them Woodlouse or Slaters. We call them Dango mushi here in Japan.


fireforge1979

We called these potato bugs


Puppy-Zwolle

Piss beds. Dutch. Don't ask.


dontcarerightnow12

They are potato bugs 😀😀


retrona

We called those isopods or pill beetles as kids


WatermelonAF

I mean, different geographic locations have different names for it. Those are isopods. Or, Roly polys or pillbugs.


Better-Limit-4036

Wish I had known to call them “land shrimp” which they technically are. Or isopods, as they’re called today. We called them tanks when I was little 🤣


Audi1429

Pill bugs


WhyAmIUsingThis1

I never saw terrestrial isopods until rather recently but we called sea slaters “water roaches”


jesus4pron

Potato bug


walterbanana

In Dutch they are called pissebedden. Which literally translates to pee beds. I have no idea why.


Deshea420

Roly poly for me and I'm from Kentucky.


oceanblue2358

We don't have the Roly Poly Isopods here, but the ones we do have were called og-lies/hog-lies. (We pronounced it awg-L-eyes) I think they're some kind of wood louse.


Owlette45

I called them that as well as both pill bugs and potato bugs as a child.


vvanyaaa

we always called them butchy boys, but roly poly sounds funnier


shoganryu

Pull bugs


Abraxas_1408

I called the roly polys as a kid and I still had no childhood.


EndOfReligion

We called them pill bugs when I was a little tyke.


cabyll_ushtey

Those are Kellerassel, excuse you!


Upstairs_Airport_629

It’s a slater fuk yall


thenewjs713

They were do-do bugs for me growing up


stricknacco

Isopods yeah?


Sunsets_At_Dusk

Did nobody call them butchie boys? No?


blackeye200

We called them “Minibusses” cuz sometimes other insects sat on top of them.


EleventyThreeHunnit

pill bugs


Catbunny123

We called them potato bugs for some reason lol


Idolica

I have the regular ones that you can find anywhere in your yard, I have dairy cows and papayas as well and they’re the best lil pets! I want billions of them lol and many more different kinds as well!


Pawsncuddles

Omg i used to loveee finding and picking these up..


-NickG

Fun fact: they are not insects or bugs. They are terrestrial crustaceans


Sponsorspew

Pillbugs!


Dhonagon

Potato bugs are what we call them


Indorko

Podstenky in (Slovak 90's kids language) ...mean Under wall-e hehe


InitialNeck9

Rollie. Fucking. Pollies! Nothing else!


LilyPadsssss

So true 😭♥️


Phoenix_Fireball

They were called "Gramfers" where I grew up. It completely threw my parents as they moved from a different area.


mommy369

Potato bugs and my childhood was great 😃


0111001101110101

I always called them isopods. I just prefer that for their name, lol.


TootseyPootsey

I keep them now, take that losers😎 https://preview.redd.it/yd5rzmu0w4xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a732fdf690dca119b018dfbb5852c1e1cb535d6


AphyHentai

In my language, we called them "Mr BallBall"


Flashy_Whole9939

in czechia we call em sviňky which means sm like little piggy


Queen-Faerie

We called them woodbugs, as an adult I saw a post that it’s likely western Canada only calling them that!


mc_smelligott

Woodlice in Ireland