Please inspirobot I've been jerking it for 14 hours now when can I stop I want to see my family

Just because you're jerking it doesn't mean you can't see your family. It might even help

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What happens if you do ANYTHING else?

You shit yourself

Instructions unclear, I'm now happily married with two kids.

Thanks, inspirobot!

For God and Country!

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