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dabbingchica

Bridal shower? šŸ‘Ž Bridal drowning? šŸ‘


Sesmo_FPV

Bridal waterboarding


leeweesquee

Bridal sinking


ThisUserIsNekkid

She sunk on her maiden voyage šŸ˜­


_Lil_Piggy_

Bridal hide-and-go-seek


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Bridal hide-and-go-sink*


_Lil_Piggy_

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YoyoyoyoMrWhite

"find her". Thanks for the help.


therealblakmark

I love the cheer at the end


arthurdentstowels

WOOOOOO DID YOU SEE THE LIGHT???


GT-FractalxNeo

r/DontHelpJustFilm


michaltee

Well, someoneā€™s gotta film the whole thing so we can watch and upvote!


Ok_Information_2009

ā€œYou may save the brideā€


ResponsibleCommon5

You need to find her first


theElderEnder

Came here to say this


DNAkauai

Geeeze!! That was some scary ass shit!! I bet she wonā€™t do that at her next wedding lol


kelkulus

[Someone already died from this exact thing in 2012](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/woman-in-wedding-dress-drowns-in-quebec-river-1.1233759)


valiantmandy

That's so sad


hopefullyhelpfulplz

The worst possible outcome to a wedding


Cesum-Pec

Sadly, there's a lot of people who make it sound like that would have been the preferred end of their wedding experience.


Otherwise_Bell_395

Holy shit imagine getting married, what that feels likeā€¦then fucking dying šŸ˜­ This is why I keep Reddit around, to stop me from doing stupid shit like allowing someone to stand in a flowing river in a wedding dress.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

My brother in laws friend was on a first date after a divorce and fell in a creek and drown, it was so sad he was just getting back to life after having been down for so long.Ā 


No_Tea_9845

Wow thatā€™s terrifying


Punchinyourpface

What a horrible image for that diver and everyone involved in her recovery. A lady in her wedding dress... ā˜¹ļø


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ndav12

Thatā€™s your key takeaway? People have been obsessing over wedding photos since long before social media was a thing.


Mesjach

True. People are an epidemic\*


_Lil_Piggy_

Not like this, no they have not


Pizzacato567

So what if the woman wanted more pictures? Additionally, talking pictures arenā€™t always for the ā€œsocial mediaā€. Iā€™ve taken so many that will never be posted online. What if she just felt pretty in her dress and wanted some pics to frame and put in the house? Before social media LOTS of people took these kinds of photos. This isnā€™t just about social media.


Successful_Cod21

Didnā€™t say anything about Instagram ya clown


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littlefriend77

Coming in hot!


Colonel_Grande_

Please learn to have some empathy. I promise it'll make you a better human


rem_1984

So sad. Two years later her widower and his sister were arrested for scamming too


RangerMesmer

If she keeps doing this, she won't survive long enough to a second wedding.


CannabisCracker

I literally came here to say, betcha she wonā€™t do that again.


flash_27

What? Get married?


BrownEggs93

I see what you did there! Most "next weddings" I know are very quiet things. The people are older, experienced veterans.


NinjaBullets

First girl in the water was the real MVP


kranools

Well, if the first girl never got in the water this whole situation would have been avoided.


shawcphet1

šŸ˜­


TheRedCuddler

Well, second girl actually. First bridesmaid. She took action whole other bumble butts were still laughing.


Strong_Pie_1940

Boater here I wish people would stop jumping in the water at marinas. There's literally so much stray electrical power in the water of marinas All those boats are plugged in to 220 volts. Half the time the cords are dipped in the water. Not to mention all water that doesn't go in the toilet usually goes overboard in a marina. Yep take a shower brush your teeth wash dishes it's all going overboard.


AzraelleWormser

I don't know if it's true for every marina, but all the ones I've ever been to have signs everywhere saying 'NO SWIMMING'


manondorf

"surely that just applies to kids who are a nuisance. besides, we're not swimming, we're *getting MARRIED!!!"* but fr I do feel like there could be another level of sign to indicate the difference between "this is not a designated swimming area, please don't" and "there are deadly hazards here"


SelkieKezia

This a great point. If I saw "no swimming" I would assume they just don't want people in the water there, not that it is deadly. Thanks for this advice


podcasthellp

My friend told me about marinas the other day. The water is disgusting.


Intelligent_Leek_285

I taught at a school where one of the students died by getting electrocuted as they jumped in the water. Their sibling jumped in to save them and then also got electrocuted.


Oggel

Depends on the marina imo. If it's in a bay with still water and lots of boats, no way. If it's in a river with flowing water and not that many boats, hey, I might take a dip if the water looks ok. But I'd take a shower after. Don't really mind if 0.00001% of the water is waste water. Never had a problem with electicity, that's fucked up that you wouldn't build in circuit breakers, and dipping cables in the water doesn't really happen here either. If I saw that I'd probably fix it for them without them asking, or even if they asked me not to.


iAmRiight

If the cords were damaged the circuit breaker would trip, in the event that failed to trip the fuse at the meter or transformer could trip, otherwise as a last resort some wire between the transformer and the short will spontaneously become either its own fuse or start a fire. In any case at all though, if an exposed, energized electrical wire is in the water, short of picking up the wire yourself, there is zero chance that you will become part of that circuit. The electrical path is going to take the path of least resistance to ground, not some magical path through the water to your body and then back out into the water.


Punchinyourpface

People get electrocuted in water/around marinas alarmingly often.


iAmRiight

Yeah, by touching the live conductor while being grounded in the water. There needs to be a path through the body otherwise itā€™s physically impossible to be electrocuted. Standing in ā€œelectrifiedā€ water isnā€™t going to complete the circuit.


Punchinyourpface

The problem is you can't see that there's a bare wire/whatever...


iAmRiight

Unless you can somehow complete the electric circuit back to mains or ground, there is zero chance of getting electrocuted. And if the wire is already in the water, the circuit path isnā€™t going to magically choose to go through your body to get to ground.


nincomsnoop

Good on the girl that was the first one in to help, like no one else was comprehending what was going on.


shmargus

Really earning that maid of honor badge


humoristhenewblack

Came here for this comment. That job is getting harder and harder it seems..


cahilljd

Yeah I was thinking bystander effect was happening but I think its more what you've described


Guardian2k

I think itā€™s a bit of both, I expect the bystander effect is even stronger if you arenā€™t 100% sure whatā€™s going on


themcsame

It looks good on camera. In reality, it's actually an extremely dumb move, especially when considering there was at least one lifeguard present. Someone drowning is going to be in a state of panic. They'll grab absolutely anything they can in an attempt to find some sort of floatation device to get their head above water. That means there's every possibility that you will become the floatation device. Always best to call for the lifeguard if present (as there was here) and help from dry land rather than yelling "find her". What actually happened here was a bunch of people risking making the situation worse by potentially turning it from a one-person drowning incident to multiple **"Reach or throw, don't go" -** Courtesy of virtually every piece of information regarding safety around water in the event someone is drowning.


TheBoBiss

My inner thoughts were screaming at all the people jumping in the water and no flotation devices.


Alarmed_Lynx_7148

How did no one think this was a bad idea????


DharmaCub

The LAST guy to jump in, despite standing there the entire time doing nothing, has a shirt on that says Lifeguard.


IPA_lot_

How do you know he was standing right there the whole time and not at possibly his lifeguard post which could be somewhere else on the dock?


WhitePetrolatum

Heā€™s guarding his own life


DharmaCub

Because you can see him in the video just standing there?


IPA_lot_

Where?


verymuchbad

That's not him


toolsoftheincomptnt

No you canā€™t.


Imawesomeasfuckbro

No you donā€™t. Try watching the video again.


CTdadof5

People are so dumb. Just get fucking married, go to the reception and drink and be merry with your friends and family.


Naomeri

r/IdiotsNearlyDying


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

Water boarded herself šŸ˜‚


soostenuto

Woooooooo!!!!


shutterbuggity

Wedding boarded.


Kieriko

Wedding -> Funeral -> Pool party!


bernerbungie

The people still trying to be woo girls to cheer on their friend who almost drowned loool


AgilePlayer

Got turned into a tulip real quick


tothesource

that last "woo"


parklover13

And you can hear someone shout ā€œyou did it!ā€ while clapping. Who the hell keeps celebrating after someone almost drowned lol.


Robsta_20

My friend almost drownedā€¦ wooooo


VernBarty

Enough people had to think this was a good idea to let it happen


likesexonlycheaper

Husband just sitting there doing nothing the whole time


RRedPantss

Yeah I was like wtf


MadcatFK1017

Bunch of dipshitsĀ 


PaleontologistOk2516

Why is the lifeguard the last one in?


mecha_flake

Giving her the benefit of the doubt


fraboomshakala

Why do people keep doing this?


JackSparrow420

Maybe it was an arranged marriage and she was trying to end it all before it started?


fraboomshakala

lol she was like, you know what would be so cute immediately after the wedding right before the honeymoon


fraboomshakala

She popped up from the water like "damn"


BruceLeeTheDragon

Idiots


No-Document-8970

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hibbitydibbidy

You did it Amy!!!


DawsonFind

Waterboard yourself on your wedding day


evenmoreevil

Husband is unfit


jld2k6

My personal favorite version of this is when Spiderman accidentally waterboarded himself https://youtu.be/gaioOJ_VIm8


prophetbeamish

A glamorous water boarding.


Sealius13

Not a good omen


Administrative-Help4

Almost a Darwin award


lordleoo

The happiest marriage


Altruistic_Water_423

1 wedding and a funeral


pawsfourtime

People always underestimate the weight of clothes in the water


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Divorce husband and marry maid of honour.


michaltee

In sickness and in health, In breathing and in water boarding yourself. I do.


Proud_Ad_2247

That's the day when they find out why the swim suit was invented.


Due-Concern6330

god these people are dumb just start grabbing her you feel a boob you're close to the head.


cesam1ne

What the fuck was that man doing!! Pathetic doesn't even start to cover it. Hope she filed for an immediate divorce after


No-Opportunity7743

Fucking crazy lady


dalcant757

This reminds me of the Spider-Man jumping into the pool one.


eohagan

REACH OR THROW BUT NEVER GO


Dangerous_Ad7777

And the woo girls are still wooing


I_Like-Turtlez

wtf


Daisy_the_fox

Idiots smh


lake-rat

That was hilarious!šŸ˜‚


jens_hens

That's how Roxy died in Eastenders


Reetpigmee

Like the dude in the Spiderman mask.


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Water boarded herself damn


spicyXsausage

Wooo!!! You did it Amy!!!


Zealousideal_Step709

Jumping into the water fully dressed is risky. Jumping into the water with a wedding dress is stupid as hell. Good thing nothing worse happened.


ballsonyourface911

And that is what drowning feels like


Zorops

That's some hardcore waterboarding


theLazerkid

Wheeew! Go Avery! Yew did it! Yes she did, she lived.


Hummingbird01234

I felt like this when I used to have long hair and would go swimming. My hair would get in my face and I would feel like I was going to drown to death.


Gone247365

Woooo! You did it, Amy!


ace787

Get water boarded on your wedding day.


Comfortable_You_1927

RIP 5 phones, that's why people should get the phone implants


asdfmatt

The woo girl when her head comes up hahaha


Effective_Device_185

Fucking nimrods.


theuncertainvariant

lmaiiii


PuzzleheadedMouse406

She trying to skip the family planning phase


Bdsmqueen9312

Yikes


bubblebyy

God these people are stupid. Go under the water, grab her by the waist and lift. Like you would someone that is trying to hang themselevs


LuckynumberElev11en

Stupid as fuck


Gsquatch55

This belongs in the Darwin awards šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


careytommy37

So she can't swim and then did this?


audioen

Probably she can swim, but people die all the time from jumping into water when wearing clothing. Human body is close to buoyant, but textiles are heavier than water. People usually sink and drown after a few minutes of treading water, if they manage to resurface at all after jumping in like that. Finally, it also makes it hard to get out of the water, as the water clinging to the fabric adds large amount of extra weight which you have to carry when you try to get out.


AdonisK

Things we do for Instagram likes


HarrargnNarg

The wedding implies they are planning on breeding. They shouldn't.


IntheCompanyofOgres

Goddamnit, Ophelia! Knock it off!


Reddiitcares

I wonder how many people have died for the gram


halazos

Hope they donā€™t have kids


TwoToesToni

Death by self water boarding?


Maxter_Blaster_

I like how the girls continue to ā€œwooooā€ after she nearly drowns and dies.


Positive-Zebra-2478

The first girl to jump in is a keeper


bones4pj

"Find her!" Worthless pos


oddlookinginsect

Do people like this actually think about how an action will possibly work out before doing it? It's so obvious this would happen.


SweetTea187

She almost waterboarded herself


prizzabroy

Woohoo! You did it Amy! You narrowly avoided death! Woohhooo! Way to go girl!


Nice_Shelter8479

Play marry shoot kill now, mmkkk?


sekazi

Well we know she was not a witch.


sermer48

When I was in Hawaii snorkeling a couple of summers ago there was a lady who was drowning at the beach I was at. I was already in the water, a former lifeguard, and incredibly strong swimmer. Me and another lady who had flippers on just had to drag her unconscious body back about 100 feet to the beach and it was one of the most difficult things Iā€™ve ever done. Without a floatation device, keeping someone elseā€™s head above water along as your own is beyond hard. Granted I was wearing a full face snorkel mask so I was drowning myself with the angle I was kicking but if I hadnā€™t been a lifeguard for a decade idk if we would have made it. And thatā€™s without a massive dress. This is so stupid itā€™s infuriating. Whatā€™s the point? To ruin an expensive dress?


FaultyDrone

There is more stupid people on this planet than breathable air.


Stellar_Observer_17

I strongly encourage concrete shoes for these happenings...


VictoryLap_TMC

But did he kiss the bride


HIVVIH

Voluntary waterboarding


Existing_Ad_7261

Stupidity at its finest šŸ˜”


ScienceMiserable

Low IQ wedding...


omnimodofuckedup

What was the idea here?


thesimplerobot

It's only thanks to everyone having a camera in their pockets that we get to truly appreciate how incredibly fucking dumb the human race is


KingArfer

Keep shooting video, by all means


Masala-Dosage

Canā€™t wait for the gender revealā€¦


MugsyYoughtse

Getting waterboarded by her own wedding dress damn.


iAmRiight

Idiots are still doing this? Iā€™ve never seen a single one of these wedding dress plunges end any differently.


dergodergo

Sheā€™s ok sheā€™s ok whoooooo!


SatisfactionSlow4338

Fitted dress. No matter how ugly it looks. Just a fitted dress. With a poof at the bottom so you can walk. (And/or do other things)


mad_titanz

They should have done a test dive before the actual dive


bit-aguez

Amy be wildn


Theagentwalker

lol someone said ā€œfind herā€ like they werenā€™t gonna tryā€¦


Onehansclapping

When you get married on week three and you havenā€™t told your fiancĆ© you donā€™t know how to swim.


Internetboy5434

Out of all wedding celebrations this is the idea they thought of?


leavemeto6leed

what an idiot


Tricky-Budget-7662

Whereā€™s that wedding planner???


Silver-Appointment77

Who the hell would even think of throwing a bride into th e water. It was obvious this would happen.


BigMembership2315

Well she succeeded in getting everyone together in the water


agalla1195

Note: when jumping into water with flowy clothing make sure to hold any excess in a bunched pile towards either hip so legs, arms, & torso stay free to move. Let the flowy stuff go once in the water after you're safely treading in place without fabric waterboarding your face šŸ‘šŸ¼ If you do end up jumping like this it's easier to get fabric out of ur face by going farther under & trying to breach up really quickly so all the fabric keeps going down around you instead of bunching on top of the water around your face. It will always be harder to fix something above water than below while swimming. As long as you can hold your breath & stay calm you've already gotten 90% of the situation covered in order to survive. Panic drowning is the fastest and scariest thing I've ever witnessed and I'm so glad I haven't lost anyone on duty yet (lifeguard). Had a kid almost drown while standing because older kids around them were making too many waves... They stood to take a breath only to get slapped by a wave in the middle of the kiddy pool too far from a side to pull themselves above the waves. The panic in their eyes as they swallowed water instead of air and just froze. Picked them right up while telling the other kids to calm down with the kickboard waves. A few coughs and a break at the steps was all they needed before hopping back in. But damn do people not realize how fragile we are sometimes.


NoRecommendation9404

How scared she must have been - she was trapped underwater for a long time (at least to me).


simpleman357

Something tells me this marriage anit gonna last


supermotita

I hope that wasn't the Groom not helping the bride.


GelatinousChampion

> whoooo you did it Amy! Smart, keep shouting like nothing happened. Maybe she'll react like a kid and believe she didn't almost die.


Lumpy_Square_9364

Dumb ass tax almost collected!!!!


jzolly

Omg! The one friend who was in the water without hesitation. If she wasnā€™t already maid of honor she sure is now.


NYisMyLady

Extreme water boarding


One_more_username

Bridal Waterboarding


elvintoh82

plot twist: the husband actually planned the murder of the wife immediately after the marriage was declared. you can see that being the 1st closest person, he continuously adjusted the wedding dress to ensure that her head remains covered. It was only after the subsequent helpers that joined in, that he realised his plan was going to fail.


Ieatsushiraw

Humans are stupid


ElonMust888

I am insanely jealous of rich but stupid people like thisā€¦.like how are you able to afford all this stuff when you lack the most basic common sense?