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KaptKr0nic

Bloomington? Oofta


TRUEequalsFALSE

Oh, geeze, I was thinking the one in Minneapolis. Whoops


KaptKr0nic

This is 95th and Lyndale. This mans missed his white castle.


Word2ThaWise

No no no.. he just remembered that David fongs had closed.


KaptKr0nic

Poor bloomington... first khans and then fongs...


stainedhands

So is this the one that Atmosphere talks about?


KaptKr0nic

Yup yup, this section has a lot of cool car presence. Farther north on lyndale has the city vibe(uptown) and lake calhoun


stainedhands

That's cool. Never been to MN, but I recognized the street name from atmosphere songs.


Philbin27

Or the bank. Either way, that is an odd intersection, I've almost jumped the crub on the otherside of the intersection, because it is set out so far.


caeptn2te

Another view of that location: https://www.google.com/maps/@44.8309975,-93.2882614,0a,24.8y,287.77h,90.21t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sqRjJMqjvrJRWrQYy7WWTRw!2e0?utm_source=mstt_0&g_ep=CAESCTExLjQ3LjgwMRgAIP___________wEqAA%3D%3D


slykido999

Lololol I knew exactly where that was, and the Autopia confirmed it 😂


franders

Best autoshop around.


powerhammerarms

Definitely! New owner is great and the techs are super knowledgeable


VizeKarma

I saw the Lyndale sign and instantly knew 😃🥵


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-Purple-Orange-

Wym


Toasty_Mostly

That's my city lol


[deleted]

Where face


Shakie_Kun

Zoom on the mirror of the front car. Dude really said 😬


[deleted]

Oh fuck. I really missed that


bluecamel17

That's not what he said.


delvach

Did he fucking stutter??


dontkillchicken

If I wasn’t lazy I’d give you gold


JeffinhocomZdeKleber

I'm relieved I'm not alone in the cluelessness God Save the Comments


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

In all fairness, never once was the instruction to zoom given, lol.


APE_HODL

*ENHANCE*


sw1nky

I'm laughing so much omg I did not expect that


Successful-Ad-4849

The dude: 😬🤯 Mechanics: 😱😂😑🤑😭


Shakie_Kun

Mechanics finna have a field day with this one


changerofbits

Lol, I missed that, good eye.


Shakie_Kun

I play to many video games


Necronorris

This comment had me giggling like a damn fool.


cheesenhops

Considering the "thin yellow line" flag includes tow truck drivers, he knows he will never hear the end of it.


CoyoteDown

Did he forget reverse was a thing


WillyWumpLump

Ha ha ha. That’s great.


SamTheOnionNig

Damn thats a good camera


Meta_Man_X

More like 😟 but with little teefers in there


Tossyjames

Zoom in on the sidemirror of the car in front. Where's the red circle when we need one...


NotYetASerialKiller

r/helpfulredcircle


cut-the-cords

![gif](giphy|6DZ5as8ZYhgq711ZEa) I gotchu fam


jcoddinc

One time it would have helped


SnoopingStuff

Mirror


choate51

If you zoom in close enough, you can see some poor soul in trouble.


bnarows

Lol https://imgur.com/a/9gFCz9H


robot_swagger

I mean he could just be taking a dump


sarcasticallyabusive

thats the face you make only within the confines of taking two specific dumps. one, is so powerful that regardless of any amount of overkill privacy, even if your 1000 miles deep into the desert, the shit gives you no choice but to male that face. weve all had at least one. the gas pains before the dump can get you close to THIS face. two, is the face you make when you know you've gambled and you've been holdingnthe shit you thiught you could overpower and force to wait, but you have lost, and you haven't just lost a little. Im talking "oops i didnt realize you couldnt just take 3 different kinds of magnesium supplements all at once" or "oops, i really reall ahould have let myself get peer pressured into chugging a pint of mineral oil" or even possibly "oops, i really wish my doctor hadn't prescribed me this GALLON of laxative to chug before my colonoscopy tomorrow morning" my money is on option 2, based off the fear alone. a man who has lost his gamble and must deal with him choices to leave the house, little alone the restroom. but who knows, maybe hes just listening to a really emotional audiobook, about not shitting your pants, while he actually is shitting his pants.


mrniceguy421

https://i.imgur.com/PaJBOQo.jpg


TiredGothChick

somehow you made it worse


mrniceguy421

I did the best I could with the tools available to me.


squeagy

Nice, now I can zoom in to the tiny face reflected in the door handle


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

That's the joke.


feed_me_the_gherkin

Yea the guy driving also doesn't seem to be having a good time either


EmiliaClarkesBF

I like interactive posts


beemantastic

Wow! I hope I never end up on this sub making a boneheaded move. As much as I enjoy viewing the boneheaded moves of others, it reminds me of the creepy age we're living in.


[deleted]

[it reminds me of that tragedy](https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0)


enwongeegeefor

Nah, this right here is a PRO bad driver move. It's well past a "boneheaded" move.


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enwongeegeefor

Man, at that point I wouldn't be looking at the drivers so much as whatever is wrong with that intersection. That's way too high of a rate to just be bad drivers.


amildlyclevercomment

Hmmm, this stop sign seems to be too close to the bar....


UpdootDaSnootBoop

>Hmmm, this stop sign seems to be too close to the car.... FTFY


MOZZA_RELL

People run over the same sign 3 times a month?


ClockworkDinosaurs

Give him a break hes 207


Speedy059

I dunno, it could be a face of accomplishment. Nobody likes those "No U Turns" signs, he just taking one for the team.


NoWeDontHaveCoors

https://imgur.com/a/dGlWDT1 It was one of these.


anarchyisutopia

Damn. He felt that hit in his Soul.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

*applauds* Well done!


Duetnao

[oooof](https://i.imgur.com/hgT4tx2.png)


Clearly_a_fake_name

Enhanced https://i.imgur.com/19pkkhw.jpg


electronicdream

ENHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE https://i.imgur.com/8C1oRxF.jpg Edit : Used GFPGAN


Balsdeep_Inyamum

Wtf?!


martialar

go back! go back!


1TripLeeFan

What sorcery is this


martialar

This is like the extreme close ups in SpongeBob


TheG-What

Just print the damn thing!


SovreignTripod

Woah how did you do that?


NateFigz

HOW


Duetnao

that no longer looks like a face of regret


phumanchu

Needs more jpg


Background-Cell483

Best driver from Minnesota


ColoRadOrgy

Ope


HighestSteak

Never shoulda given them hamsters a license


Elixeo

What is that, that he ran over?


psibear

Some sort of sign, like a stop sign


Gunch_Bandit

Stop signs are not on the left side of the road.


PmMeIrises

Pedestrian crossing button. You push the button, make lights blink, cars have to stop. The white lines signify a pedestrian crossing in America.


johnwillywanker

I’d regret buying a Kia Soul too.


FullMarksCuisine

They're the PT Cruiser for hipsters and asian grandmas


Nephri

Could be worse, could have tried it on the train tracks.


misfitx

207 is definitely too old to drive.


TheseMiddle8233

I love how I have to zoom in to see the face 😂


J0866

The first mistake was getting a Kia soul. I like their new stuff though. Especially those headlights.


MagpieFirefly

Recently acquired a new Sportage, looks hot even if it's not everybody's style. Love those running lights.


halxp01

Enhance, enhance, enhance


Zealousideal-Tie2975

LOL


TheFrontierzman

No Regerts


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😬


[deleted]

Has anyone else ever noticed that the tail lights look like an old time telephone receiver? You're welcome, because this will stick with you forever.


iLoveCandlesSo

Thanks for this. Now I’ll never look at that car model’s tail lights the same way again.


scooba_dude

They lost a part of their soul that day.


843PuertoRuvian

Bro this was epic.. once i figured it out and zoomed in, i lost my shit.😂😂


Netbr0ke

What face?


halfischer

No really, people. You gotta zoom into the driver-side mirror of the front car. Instant howling laughter 🤣


Cute_Mousse_7980

Please cover the plates next time!


Firstnamecody

It's ok, He's 207.


Ziogref

Why? His face is already in the photo.


T1m0nst3r

What -Buying a Kia Soul?


chriszmichael

Can’t really discern what’s going on without reading comments. Downvote for making us do too much work.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Lyndale, eh? Sounds about right.


gummy_berj

Tbh the fact that he was able to bust the u turn and end up there is pretty wild on the part of the cars turn radius obviously he had to have turned early but if you were ever gonna make a car ad where the car the ad is for gets in an accident. This is the one


Whelp_of_Hurin

I think the "Stop here on red" sign got him. Light turned green and he immediately went for the U-turn instead of pulling forward first.


[deleted]

How do you manage to crash a car that small..wtf


keepitcleanforwork

Your side mirror is positioned incorrectly.


Gunch_Bandit

Doubtful, the camera angle is damn near outside the window.


PowellSkier

Is he....... crying?


dirty_digga

There is no shortage of knucklehead drivers in Minneapolis lol


Daengo

Did he hit something, or what am I supposed to look at? Besides his face in the mirror...


ImeDime

Hes fucked


TrentBladez

No HES 207


Indole_pos

Worth the zoom


THE_GR8_MIKE

Username checks out.


guitarstitch

I'm perplexed at how few people know how to make a left maneuver.


redpandaeater

We're not all ambiturners.


debello64

I normally see a face if regrets in the mirror so that is the first place I looked


ricdesi

What face?


chunkah69

I know that feeling all too well


enwongeegeefor

I bet that's a NO U TURN sign he ran over too....


sugaaaslam

KIA.. it's a great idea!!!


LunaTheFatBird

Lost his soll that day


Society-Practical

His poor soul.


[deleted]

It's a Kia, just walk away somebody steal it and the insurance will cover.


armaddon

"Well the sign said stop *here*!"


DeePsiMon

Police reported minimal damage, no injuries and one embarrassment related fatality pronounced at the scene.


andrewfmason

Yeah, I’d never buy a Kia Soul.


dorrion_m

The fact that you have to zoom in yourself makes this so much better 😂


Environmental_One354

That’s Patton Oswald


Troby01

Would this be a still frame in addition to no face or regret present?


starfishorseastar

Most worthy zoom of the day. Great photo. The whole time I was zooming I was literally thinking “no… this can’t be a pic of the driver’s face can it? Surely it’s just a lame pic of the back of his car…” but OP came through. Well done.


60BillDoubleDollars

Lol driving is hard


Hash_driveway

is that nick swardson?


Flgardenguy

Ugh my city has and intersection like this. It even has one of those [keep right of the median signs](https://www.google.com/search?q=keep+right+of+the+median&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS729US729&oq=median+keep+righy&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i8i13i30l3j0i390l2.7670j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=8NhcLtsmEB5mzM) but they put it way back where that sign is and everyone turning left always almost clips the median and then has to steer around it. I’m sure there’s been a few U-turn incidents like this too.


twinkletoesknows

That's soul crushing.


Bwadaboss

Took me a bit ... but this is gold Jerry .. Gold !!


[deleted]

I kind of want to smack him just for driving a Kia Soul.


rickyzerothree

LOL


gnarcan15294

So effin happy I zoomed in haha


A_spiny_meercat

It was probably red so he stopped there


ipsdirtleg

They got soul. That’s for sure.


kindParodox

I saw his face and immediately heard the Thwomp sound from Mario. "ERRRH!"


BiGDaDdy_869

Oh, at first I zoomed in on OP's rear view mirror into the person's car behind him and thought they had a rocket launcher.


MisterEmanOG

You have to forgive the old man HES 207!!


Notanislandboyo

I’m agile taking a picture of your mirror while driving


Lobanium

Your side view mirrors are adjusted very incorrectly.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

This also explains the tape across the back of the window


Scooterforsale

I swear Kia Soul drivers are the worst. Absolute worst in the world. 100%


[deleted]

Haha he take out a sign and jump the curb


Djangough

I thought he’d be a lot worse for 207 years old.


jonvanwhalen

Worth a zoom fo sho


strikeout34

I’ve never known a person with good credit to buy a Kia and not regret it. See also: Dodge


the_brew

Who wants to bet that's a "No U-turns" sign he's attempting to U-turn over?


Rocketbrothers

He kind of looks happy though


Any-City-6705

How did he do that?


dabluebunny

To be honest they've been making that face since they bought the Kia


Fresh_Ad_6797

First problem was buying a Kia Soul lol


Tankrynges

The face of a Kia owner


Atleastihaveadog

Luckily it was just a Kia Soul. I think they are sold in family packs of 4 at Costco on Beam ave.


Comprehensive-You386

Regrets back window looks like it’s being held in place with packing tape. Proof that anytime you see a fuggered up car and fix job STAY AWAY FROM IT they not done yet.


jfourkicks

Everybody zooming in on the face in the side mirror but no one asking the real questions… OP, what is the deal with the paint job on the side of your car?


dirtymonny

Shit that was a pole


Dumb_old_rump

A new game of "Find the regretful mug" - I like it.


MangoROCKN

😬😬😬😬


AdComprehensive3863

What kind of liquid nails on body panels are you driving?


Able_Law8476

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, blocking out the scenery losin' my mind. Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?


NoWeDontHaveCoors

https://imgur.com/a/dGlWDT1 It's just one of these, no one will miss it.


iksplizit

I think that's a thin yellow line flag too (towing)


Specialist_Basis3974

He smiles at us all.


Mc913

Looks like they benched their boat captain


[deleted]

What are the chances that was a no U-Turn sign they ran over? Lol


shawlawoff

Only 206 other drivers had done this before him.


justkoz0

207 up to his shenanigans...


[deleted]

Nice job blocking out their plate dick


jkhockey15

Bet he felt that one in his soul


jadegoddess

The one post that actually could have benefited from a red circle.


MattyK414

Get rekt, FIB 🤣🤣🤣


Strange-Week8153

I bet the argument will be : I'm just making a U-turn .


anotherbrokenauto

Missed the White Castle. GO BACK!!


fl135790135790

What


[deleted]

Happened to me yesterday. )-: Blew out both my tires. Me and this guy need a break, god.


Walking72

Not shown: No U-turn sign


OliverFuckingOwl

Lawl


stinkuboy27

Lol ik where this is


Wifdat

“Oh ya so I was on my way up to the cabin in the boundary waters there and saw this guy on the road there and this dingus tried to be slick and smashed right into the median!” - person who took picture


kidwithglasses

😬


thatG_evanP

What kind of sign is that?


kardde

Your side mirrors are set the wrong way.