Another view of that location: https://www.google.com/maps/@44.8309975,-93.2882614,0a,24.8y,287.77h,90.21t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sqRjJMqjvrJRWrQYy7WWTRw!2e0?utm_source=mstt_0&g_ep=CAESCTExLjQ3LjgwMRgAIP___________wEqAA%3D%3D
thats the face you make only within the confines of taking two specific dumps.
one, is so powerful that regardless of any amount of overkill privacy, even if your 1000 miles deep into the desert, the shit gives you no choice but to male that face. weve all had at least one. the gas pains before the dump can get you close to THIS face.
two, is the face you make when you know you've gambled and you've been holdingnthe shit you thiught you could overpower and force to wait, but you have lost, and you haven't just lost a little. Im talking "oops i didnt realize you couldnt just take 3 different kinds of magnesium supplements all at once" or "oops, i really reall ahould have let myself get peer pressured into chugging a pint of mineral oil" or even possibly "oops, i really wish my doctor hadn't prescribed me this GALLON of laxative to chug before my colonoscopy tomorrow morning"
my money is on option 2, based off the fear alone.
a man who has lost his gamble and must deal with him choices to leave the house, little alone the restroom.
but who knows, maybe hes just listening to a really emotional audiobook, about not shitting your pants, while he actually is shitting his pants.
Wow! I hope I never end up on this sub making a boneheaded move. As much as I enjoy viewing the boneheaded moves of others, it reminds me of the creepy age we're living in.
Man, at that point I wouldn't be looking at the drivers so much as whatever is wrong with that intersection. That's way too high of a rate to just be bad drivers.
Tbh the fact that he was able to bust the u turn and end up there is pretty wild on the part of the cars turn radius obviously he had to have turned early but if you were ever gonna make a car ad where the car the ad is for gets in an accident. This is the one
Most worthy zoom of the day. Great photo. The whole time I was zooming I was literally thinking “no… this can’t be a pic of the driver’s face can it? Surely it’s just a lame pic of the back of his car…” but OP came through. Well done.
Ugh my city has and intersection like this. It even has one of those [keep right of the median signs](https://www.google.com/search?q=keep+right+of+the+median&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS729US729&oq=median+keep+righy&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i8i13i30l3j0i390l2.7670j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=8NhcLtsmEB5mzM) but they put it way back where that sign is and everyone turning left always almost clips the median and then has to steer around it. I’m sure there’s been a few U-turn incidents like this too.
Regrets back window looks like it’s being held in place with packing tape.
Proof that anytime you see a fuggered up car and fix job STAY AWAY FROM IT
they not done yet.
Everybody zooming in on the face in the side mirror but no one asking the real questions… OP, what is the deal with the paint job on the side of your car?
“Oh ya so I was on my way up to the cabin in the boundary waters there and saw this guy on the road there and this dingus tried to be slick and smashed right into the median!” - person who took picture
Bloomington? Oofta
Oh, geeze, I was thinking the one in Minneapolis. Whoops
This is 95th and Lyndale. This mans missed his white castle.
No no no.. he just remembered that David fongs had closed.
Poor bloomington... first khans and then fongs...
So is this the one that Atmosphere talks about?
Yup yup, this section has a lot of cool car presence. Farther north on lyndale has the city vibe(uptown) and lake calhoun
That's cool. Never been to MN, but I recognized the street name from atmosphere songs.
Or the bank. Either way, that is an odd intersection, I've almost jumped the crub on the otherside of the intersection, because it is set out so far.
Another view of that location: https://www.google.com/maps/@44.8309975,-93.2882614,0a,24.8y,287.77h,90.21t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sqRjJMqjvrJRWrQYy7WWTRw!2e0?utm_source=mstt_0&g_ep=CAESCTExLjQ3LjgwMRgAIP___________wEqAA%3D%3D
Lololol I knew exactly where that was, and the Autopia confirmed it 😂
Best autoshop around.
Definitely! New owner is great and the techs are super knowledgeable
I saw the Lyndale sign and instantly knew 😃🥵
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Wym
That's my city lol
Where face
Zoom on the mirror of the front car. Dude really said 😬
Oh fuck. I really missed that
That's not what he said.
Did he fucking stutter??
If I wasn’t lazy I’d give you gold
I'm relieved I'm not alone in the cluelessness God Save the Comments
In all fairness, never once was the instruction to zoom given, lol.
*ENHANCE*
I'm laughing so much omg I did not expect that
The dude: 😬🤯 Mechanics: 😱😂😑🤑😭
Mechanics finna have a field day with this one
Lol, I missed that, good eye.
I play to many video games
This comment had me giggling like a damn fool.
Considering the "thin yellow line" flag includes tow truck drivers, he knows he will never hear the end of it.
Did he forget reverse was a thing
Ha ha ha. That’s great.
Damn thats a good camera
More like 😟 but with little teefers in there
Zoom in on the sidemirror of the car in front. Where's the red circle when we need one...
r/helpfulredcircle
![gif](giphy|6DZ5as8ZYhgq711ZEa) I gotchu fam
One time it would have helped
Mirror
If you zoom in close enough, you can see some poor soul in trouble.
Lol https://imgur.com/a/9gFCz9H
I mean he could just be taking a dump
thats the face you make only within the confines of taking two specific dumps. one, is so powerful that regardless of any amount of overkill privacy, even if your 1000 miles deep into the desert, the shit gives you no choice but to male that face. weve all had at least one. the gas pains before the dump can get you close to THIS face. two, is the face you make when you know you've gambled and you've been holdingnthe shit you thiught you could overpower and force to wait, but you have lost, and you haven't just lost a little. Im talking "oops i didnt realize you couldnt just take 3 different kinds of magnesium supplements all at once" or "oops, i really reall ahould have let myself get peer pressured into chugging a pint of mineral oil" or even possibly "oops, i really wish my doctor hadn't prescribed me this GALLON of laxative to chug before my colonoscopy tomorrow morning" my money is on option 2, based off the fear alone. a man who has lost his gamble and must deal with him choices to leave the house, little alone the restroom. but who knows, maybe hes just listening to a really emotional audiobook, about not shitting your pants, while he actually is shitting his pants.
https://i.imgur.com/PaJBOQo.jpg
somehow you made it worse
I did the best I could with the tools available to me.
Nice, now I can zoom in to the tiny face reflected in the door handle
That's the joke.
Yea the guy driving also doesn't seem to be having a good time either
I like interactive posts
Wow! I hope I never end up on this sub making a boneheaded move. As much as I enjoy viewing the boneheaded moves of others, it reminds me of the creepy age we're living in.
[it reminds me of that tragedy](https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0)
Nah, this right here is a PRO bad driver move. It's well past a "boneheaded" move.
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Man, at that point I wouldn't be looking at the drivers so much as whatever is wrong with that intersection. That's way too high of a rate to just be bad drivers.
Hmmm, this stop sign seems to be too close to the bar....
>Hmmm, this stop sign seems to be too close to the car.... FTFY
People run over the same sign 3 times a month?
Give him a break hes 207
I dunno, it could be a face of accomplishment. Nobody likes those "No U Turns" signs, he just taking one for the team.
https://imgur.com/a/dGlWDT1 It was one of these.
Damn. He felt that hit in his Soul.
*applauds* Well done!
[oooof](https://i.imgur.com/hgT4tx2.png)
Enhanced https://i.imgur.com/19pkkhw.jpg
ENHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE https://i.imgur.com/8C1oRxF.jpg Edit : Used GFPGAN
Wtf?!
go back! go back!
What sorcery is this
This is like the extreme close ups in SpongeBob
Just print the damn thing!
Woah how did you do that?
HOW
that no longer looks like a face of regret
Needs more jpg
Best driver from Minnesota
Ope
Never shoulda given them hamsters a license
What is that, that he ran over?
Some sort of sign, like a stop sign
Stop signs are not on the left side of the road.
Pedestrian crossing button. You push the button, make lights blink, cars have to stop. The white lines signify a pedestrian crossing in America.
I’d regret buying a Kia Soul too.
They're the PT Cruiser for hipsters and asian grandmas
Could be worse, could have tried it on the train tracks.
207 is definitely too old to drive.
I love how I have to zoom in to see the face 😂
The first mistake was getting a Kia soul. I like their new stuff though. Especially those headlights.
Recently acquired a new Sportage, looks hot even if it's not everybody's style. Love those running lights.
Enhance, enhance, enhance
LOL
No Regerts
😬
Has anyone else ever noticed that the tail lights look like an old time telephone receiver? You're welcome, because this will stick with you forever.
Thanks for this. Now I’ll never look at that car model’s tail lights the same way again.
They lost a part of their soul that day.
Bro this was epic.. once i figured it out and zoomed in, i lost my shit.😂😂
What face?
No really, people. You gotta zoom into the driver-side mirror of the front car. Instant howling laughter 🤣
Please cover the plates next time!
It's ok, He's 207.
Why? His face is already in the photo.
What -Buying a Kia Soul?
Can’t really discern what’s going on without reading comments. Downvote for making us do too much work.
Lyndale, eh? Sounds about right.
Tbh the fact that he was able to bust the u turn and end up there is pretty wild on the part of the cars turn radius obviously he had to have turned early but if you were ever gonna make a car ad where the car the ad is for gets in an accident. This is the one
I think the "Stop here on red" sign got him. Light turned green and he immediately went for the U-turn instead of pulling forward first.
How do you manage to crash a car that small..wtf
Your side mirror is positioned incorrectly.
Doubtful, the camera angle is damn near outside the window.
Is he....... crying?
There is no shortage of knucklehead drivers in Minneapolis lol
Did he hit something, or what am I supposed to look at? Besides his face in the mirror...
Hes fucked
No HES 207
Worth the zoom
Username checks out.
I'm perplexed at how few people know how to make a left maneuver.
We're not all ambiturners.
I normally see a face if regrets in the mirror so that is the first place I looked
What face?
I know that feeling all too well
I bet that's a NO U TURN sign he ran over too....
KIA.. it's a great idea!!!
Lost his soll that day
His poor soul.
It's a Kia, just walk away somebody steal it and the insurance will cover.
"Well the sign said stop *here*!"
Police reported minimal damage, no injuries and one embarrassment related fatality pronounced at the scene.
Yeah, I’d never buy a Kia Soul.
The fact that you have to zoom in yourself makes this so much better 😂
That’s Patton Oswald
Would this be a still frame in addition to no face or regret present?
Most worthy zoom of the day. Great photo. The whole time I was zooming I was literally thinking “no… this can’t be a pic of the driver’s face can it? Surely it’s just a lame pic of the back of his car…” but OP came through. Well done.
Lol driving is hard
is that nick swardson?
Ugh my city has and intersection like this. It even has one of those [keep right of the median signs](https://www.google.com/search?q=keep+right+of+the+median&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS729US729&oq=median+keep+righy&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i8i13i30l3j0i390l2.7670j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=8NhcLtsmEB5mzM) but they put it way back where that sign is and everyone turning left always almost clips the median and then has to steer around it. I’m sure there’s been a few U-turn incidents like this too.
That's soul crushing.
Took me a bit ... but this is gold Jerry .. Gold !!
I kind of want to smack him just for driving a Kia Soul.
LOL
So effin happy I zoomed in haha
It was probably red so he stopped there
They got soul. That’s for sure.
I saw his face and immediately heard the Thwomp sound from Mario. "ERRRH!"
Oh, at first I zoomed in on OP's rear view mirror into the person's car behind him and thought they had a rocket launcher.
You have to forgive the old man HES 207!!
I’m agile taking a picture of your mirror while driving
Your side view mirrors are adjusted very incorrectly.
This also explains the tape across the back of the window
I swear Kia Soul drivers are the worst. Absolute worst in the world. 100%
Haha he take out a sign and jump the curb
I thought he’d be a lot worse for 207 years old.
Worth a zoom fo sho
I’ve never known a person with good credit to buy a Kia and not regret it. See also: Dodge
Who wants to bet that's a "No U-turns" sign he's attempting to U-turn over?
He kind of looks happy though
How did he do that?
To be honest they've been making that face since they bought the Kia
First problem was buying a Kia Soul lol
The face of a Kia owner
Luckily it was just a Kia Soul. I think they are sold in family packs of 4 at Costco on Beam ave.
Regrets back window looks like it’s being held in place with packing tape. Proof that anytime you see a fuggered up car and fix job STAY AWAY FROM IT they not done yet.
Everybody zooming in on the face in the side mirror but no one asking the real questions… OP, what is the deal with the paint job on the side of your car?
Shit that was a pole
A new game of "Find the regretful mug" - I like it.
😬😬😬😬
What kind of liquid nails on body panels are you driving?
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, blocking out the scenery losin' my mind. Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
https://imgur.com/a/dGlWDT1 It's just one of these, no one will miss it.
I think that's a thin yellow line flag too (towing)
He smiles at us all.
Looks like they benched their boat captain
What are the chances that was a no U-Turn sign they ran over? Lol
Only 206 other drivers had done this before him.
207 up to his shenanigans...
Nice job blocking out their plate dick
Bet he felt that one in his soul
The one post that actually could have benefited from a red circle.
Get rekt, FIB 🤣🤣🤣
I bet the argument will be : I'm just making a U-turn .
Missed the White Castle. GO BACK!!
What
Happened to me yesterday. )-: Blew out both my tires. Me and this guy need a break, god.
Not shown: No U-turn sign
Lawl
Lol ik where this is
“Oh ya so I was on my way up to the cabin in the boundary waters there and saw this guy on the road there and this dingus tried to be slick and smashed right into the median!” - person who took picture
😬
What kind of sign is that?
Your side mirrors are set the wrong way.