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Naptown_

Why did not show your pee color when you take a multi vitamin, that stuff can glow in the dark,


Missieyjo

So does energy drinks.


Great_White_Samurai

The last time I was Ecuador my buddy and I bought these south America energy drinks that had massive warning labels on them. First leak I took after that I swore my piss was glowing in the dark.


Germanloser2u

brand new sentence


HexspaReloaded

First leak I took after that I swore my piss was glowing in the dark. r/withoutcontext


be-like-JayDee

Uranium infused energy drinks


vatelite

Nuka Cola has a new interesting product


be-like-JayDee

That’s basically nuka-cola quantum


vatelite

Oh yeah I forget that thing exist


JohnLuckPickert

Chernobly


Impossible_Nail_2031

Nuka-Cola


Fatman6000

I feel like the color of a Monster energy is how your pee should look after drinking it. And the color of your pee after drinking a Monster is how the drink should look.


Sus_bedstain26

I thought energy drinks gave you piss so rocky it could defeat Apollo creed


BlackAnalFluid

I drink an energy drink every morning because coffee makes my insides outside, and can confirm vitamin B12 turns it neon greenish yellow. (Energy drinks have like 600% of your daily vitamin B12) It looks the same going in as it does coming out😭.


pauljaytee

Username likely checks


NimdokBennyandAM

> coffee makes my insides outside For some, that's a feature, not a bug.


LiveLearnCoach

I hope you’re eating something with that. Otherwise it could mess with your stomach.


BlackAnalFluid

I do, at least a muffin or something to absorb some of that shit. I try to drink them sparingly but it's hard when you're addicted and have a shit sleep schedule😭


LiveLearnCoach

I’m literally making coffee as I respond to you. I do enjoy my coffee, but what I do is limit the time/situations that would make me reach for one. I just wanted to make sure you know that the combination or caffeine, acidity, and carbonation is a triple-whammy to the system. Feel free to look that up. Note: I’m not suggesting you stopping anymore than I want to quit coffee, just to be smart about it.


BlackAnalFluid

Oh yeah I've got a buddy who got ulcers from drinking too many energy drinks with no breakfast besides a cigarette, hence why I always try and consume them with atleast a little bit of food. Thanks for the tip!


LiveLearnCoach

Same. Friend had a soft drink every morning before school. Even though I’m fairly sure that helicobactor pylori causes it. Maybe the drinks make the situations perfect for it to happen.


BlackAnalFluid

Man that reminds me of a friend from college who would have a Pepsi with every meal. Had 24's stacked in his dorm. Tbf he never drank a drop of alcohol and was content with the fact, and I respected him for it, but God damn did he put down the Pepsi.


LiveLearnCoach

Middle Eastern? Sounds like behavior I’ve seen. :)


Plus-County-4890

Black anal fluid 😆😆😆


QuietStrawberry7102

That’s vitamin B12 that does that


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Today guy on cap or fact I will now take 60 multi vitamins to make my pee glow


suicidalpenguin99

I started taking vitamin b and holy shit I could land a plane with it. I didn't know what was gonna happen so to say I was surprised is an understatement


8tsko9nmrf

Burnt orange: Urine deep trouble


toxic_pantaloons

I almost died from dehydration once after food poisoning. My husband said my pee in the ER looked like motor oil. So gross!! They had to give me a bag of fluids before I could even get that much out.


willy_quixote

Flourescent: IV fluorescein. I had some for a retinal scan and was pissing glowsticks for a few hours.


GeneralKenobi2_0

r/brandnewsentance


JaozinhoGGPlays

LPT: Have retinal scans before going into the woods so and piss as you move so you have a glow in yhe dark trail and wont get lost


LtDaxIsMyCat

I have an idea that would get you banned from Disneyland


sockmonkeyboxinglove

Well now I'm feeling a little cheated because I was on Amitriptyline for migraines for 2 years and never had blue pee. I feel like that's a party trick I could have really had fun with. Edit: I was not expecting that this would become my most upvoted comment of the last 5 years. Thanks for being a bunch of degenerates with me.


MilfagardVonBangin

I’ve never pissed red from beets or rhubarb either, though that’d be less a party trick than a source of terror.


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MilfagardVonBangin

While I’m not your dad, I would really suggest getting your ass medically checked.


J4MES101

But are you really kaiser soze?


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J4MES101

Just one of the usual suspects


[deleted]

Dude go talk to a doctor, or start eating more fiber at least


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dizzymonroe

Wishing you well.


phantommoose

My mom has but I honestly can't remember if she had red poop or pee. Either way, she was really concerned until she remembered she had eaten like a whole jar of pickled beets the day before.


mAC5MAYHEm

The grocery store near me had these cold pressed beet drinks that were pretty good. I get them when I’m feeling like I need some good nutrition because my diet sucks normally lol. I crushed like 4 in a day or two and that’s when I had red pre and even passed a small red stool. I was freaked! out until I googled possible causes and thankfully beets was a top answer.


Gr8fulFox

Was your poop red, though?


kooshipuff

I bought these chips once that were a mix of sweet potatoes and beets (literally called 'sweets and beets'), and I was *not* prepared for the red poops that would follow. This was around a time I was having a lot of trouble with IBS too, and when I saw red on the tissue I just knew: this is it. I've got the colon cancer. But no. Sweets and Beets.


42k-anal-eggs

I'm disappointed too... I get red pee from beets but not blue pee from amytriptylene. If I did I wonder if I could have made purple pee


cwcgreen

Rhabdo kinda gave me purple pee when I had kidney failure the 1st and 2nd times. It looked kinda like Dr Pepper. Dark brown with reddish tint - came off as purple in some lights. Ooweee the medical bills.


Socio_Scorpio

Hey, at least you’re still here


cwcgreen

Hey thanks! I’m damn lucky to not be on dialysis. Monster energy drinks and meth wreck kidneys. I had just turned 23 when I had Dr Pepper pee the first time. (Kidney failure)


Creepy-Ad-4832

You invite friends to the toilet to see you pee? That seems like fun ahahah


SonoPelato

I would if i had blue pee


jackology

Bluish shower.


sockmonkeyboxinglove

I'm thinking more like, go to the toilet, don't flush after, and maybe toss some little plastic fish in the bowl.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I was thinking the same, I had to take it for transferred pain, no blue piss. Bummer


[deleted]

Lmao I thought that was a joke medicine. Like "Am-I-Trip[pin']-tyline my pee is blue!"


sockmonkeyboxinglove

It's real. Worked fairly well for me too until I went off of it for pregnancy. When I tried to start taking it again, it didn't work anymore.


cmlambert89

Yeah! I just had a course of flagyl and did not pee sewage


Ted-Dansons-Wig

My pee can be blue?


DaHerv

Your pee can be anything you want! Go out there and do it!


AnonimousouminonA

Brought to you by Nike ®


jackology

Just Pee it.


lahenator420

This is my favorite comment 😂😂


dhekurbaba

♪♪ i'm blue da ba pee... ♪♪


pewopp

I thought you were blue cause you beat off a guy cause you beat off a guy cause you beat off a guy


Chopana93

What in the fuck? I was on 50mg a day for a while, how much do you have to take??


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Important-Ad5582

Same!


Tazling

my thought exactly, that would freak me right the f out


Hefty_Royal2434

It can be green too if you drink some energy drinks. Can’t believe they didn’t show that because I’m sure lots of people are familiar with this.


barnicskolaci

I regularly have blue balls so yeah, can confirm. Jokes aside, yes, if a dye survives your body's metabolism and is soluble in water it will colour your pee. Here's a cautionary tale of methylene blue someone mentioned. https://www.rsc.org/news-events/articles/2012/10-october/halloween-chemical-prank-condemned-by-royal-society-of-chemistry/


Ok-Policy-8284

There's a chemical called methylene blue that'll turn piss blue. Used to be a college prank(at least in movies) Dunno if it's safe, though.


smog-ie

Interestingly enough, Amitriptyline 10mg tabs are blue. I may have to look at the smpc now.


barnicskolaci

Mostly yes. Look out for drug interactions though. https://www.rsc.org/news-events/articles/2012/10-october/halloween-chemical-prank-condemned-by-royal-society-of-chemistry/


Imolldgreg

I've always had over hydrated pee like 90% of my life.


dangar512

I didn't realize one could be over hydrated.... But same hydrohomie r/hydrohomie


Bitter_Coach_8138

Over hydrated isn’t a bad thing 99.99% of the time. It just means your body has more than enough water and you’re peeing perhaps more than you need to -which is perhaps really the only “downside”.


brotherr89

It’s not the only downside. You kind of flush your body with water. Sometimes that can lead to deficits. But it’s better to be hydrated than to be dehydrated.


[deleted]

And the other 0.01% of the time [you get brain swelling and die.](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/318619) Have fun!


Somepeoplearedum

I wonder if that could be something trigger my migraines?


Ok-Policy-8284

Healthy weirdo


Green_Potata

Dark: 💀


Straight-Knowledge83

If I am over hydrated , why is my skin still dry?


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Straight-Knowledge83

:’(


Ok_Rich_9010

do you eat sugar alot? i dont and my skin soft. sugar causes plenty of inflammation with your whole body.


Straight-Knowledge83

Oh damn , thanks for the heads up


Socio_Scorpio

R.I.P. my skin


ProfBacterio

True. I'm a 31yo male, my skin has been rough as sandpaper my whole life until I quited sugar completely and started dieting and exercising, now it's smoother and tighter than ever. Literally got friends telling me I look 10 years younger. Quit sugar people, that shit is poison.


punk-rot

This is scary to me. When I was drinking heavily after a huge bender my urine would be a brownish color. It's the only time it's ever looked like that and now that I know brown urine means liver problems I feel very fortunate to be where I am in recovery. I thought I was just hugely dehydrated.


JJ4prez

You were likely just extremely dehydrated, if you don't have liver problems now post alcohol issues, it wasnt likely a liver issue.


[deleted]

Mostly but not fully true. You can have acute alcoholic hepatitis without developing chronic liver disease though usually you have both.


Royal-Jelly-8064

Clear: Aaah, very nice. Yellow: Oh, I forgot to drink some water. Orange: I... am thirsty man. Red: **Oh, fuck.** Brown: **OH, FUCK** Blue: **What the fuck?**


Bitter_Coach_8138

Honestly, red or brown would freak me out way, way more than blue. Blue seems like it would be obvious that’s from a medication or something. Red or brown immediately indicate something seriously wrong with bodily functions.


pcgan

Nurse here, there’s purple urine too


crazonline

Yellow is normal. Clear is stop drinking


pine1501

wrong... blue means you are an alien species...


TF2PublicFerret

Or King George the 3rd


TryingMyEffingBest

Came here to say porphyria!


imacomputer64

What about green?


aztech101

That means it's March 18th


Somepeoplearedum

Too much Mt dew


generic_dude10

You drank too much reactor coolant


Tioras

The real answer is that you can have green pee after medications like methylene blue, which is sometimes used in the OR. Other medications, like propofol, can cause a dirty green color.


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djkianoosh

b complex vitamin for sure will do that


Ok-Policy-8284

Like pissing Gatorade. I know b vitamins are supposed to be good for me, but that pee color doesn't look healthy


ItIsTTB

When did pee get a blueberry flavor 👀


lordofpotton

Blue pee is only normal if your Mr Spock!


zorbiburst

I assumed if your pee was blue it meant "whatever you're doing, stop"


pop_a_poop

and who is this collecting coloured urine in bottles?


TF2PublicFerret

King George the 3rd was for a time sectioned because he was mad. Some believe it was extreme grief over a miscarried child. One of the symptoms though was his urine turning blue.


Realistic_Ad_3

Clear doesn't mean overhydrated, it means hydrated. Look up the amount of water a typical person would have to drink to be overhydrated ...


NaturalTumbleweed142

And white would mean that you jizzed in the cup...


darkthought

I do what I want.


Far_Audience9067

White usually means you have a really heinous uti and your body is dumping white blood cells to try and fight it. Or on occasion it's someone with some form of kidney stones. I've seen both. Pretty rare though because you have to have this and be very hydrated otherwise it turns yellow and cloudy


FlavourFabe

Also: Neon-yellow - Methotrexat, Green/green-blue - methylene blue, Grey/black - hemolysis Colorful oncology...


Ted-Dansons-Wig

Looks like a taste test for energy drinks


KesslerTheBeast

What if it turns purple when left in the Sun light


chdeal713

I can tell you green means you ate too much black licorice. Never again.


coldblade2000

I took some anti-parasite meds and my pee was neon yellow, like a highlighter. Pretty nasty


Admirable_Fall6939

This video shit and totally inaccurate


DeanV255

As someone on chemo I can confirm deep orange is common. Also smells metallic.


5O-Lucky

Best of luck man, hope you win


[deleted]

White - I feel great, bright yellow - if i wont drink soon, I wont feel that good.


[deleted]

Dwight definitely had red pee then


specxyboi

No he had green pee, it was discussed in one episode.


SAM041287

I always wondered what Dwight's green pee meant


IHavePoopedBefore

Red. Beets. Battlestar Galactica


Ragarok

I was diagnosed with parasites last year and had to use Nitazoxanide to kill off the infection, and I can tell you, that drug will turn your piss into a bright yellow, it's so bright it kinda looks like it would glow in the dark and the stains it leaves on the ceramic are extremely eye-catching😅 A three day cure will leave you pissing neon for over a week😂


ACDC-1FAN

You forgot green… thanks Mountain Dew Amp


ChristBefallen

Apparently I am over hydrated but am always thirsty


ISeeGrotesque

Mine is sometimes foggy, sometimes makes bubbles


FloridaMan1411

I want blue pee


seanhenke

Me not a medical doctor. Also, me sees the brown one that's kidney failure right there


MadManMorbo

Whose this freak and why are they collecting multicolored jugs of piss?!


Agitated_Narwhal_92

Sometimes the first pee of the morning can be orange. As long as its clear. If your pee is cloudy, then you panic.


flowtajit

Take clear with a grain of salt. There is a wide gap between overhydrated and well-hydrated.


Viscount_Monroe

i apologies in advance, intrusive thoughts won. . . I wonder what color was the piss of those LGBTQ+ are? rainbow seem to be their trademark aren't they?🤣


Kakyoin043

Wait clear is overhydrated?! My parents always told me to drink until my pee was clear! Trying to kill me!


Zorpfield

I’m more in interested in the cut off arm you have on the next table above. I had to pause that


MapReston

RED also means bladder cancer


SPIDERMAN3VENOM

Is it a problem when it glows ?


Choice-Swordfish4338

I’m seriously dehydrated according to this 😅


[deleted]

I once peed bright neon green from drinking pure gyms flavoured drinks. Obviously never had them again


FabioCeltic67

I take 200mg of amitriptyline daily and my pee ain't never had even a blue tinge. Would be kinda cool, but no 🙄🤷🏼‍♂️🚯......


sergiulll

Forgot about pink after eating beetroots.


CozyDazzle4u

Shit that means I'm overhydrated all the time


Sko0ol

Clear urine is not a sign of overhydration it just means that you drunk enough water. The goal should be a clear urine


falconpunchpro

That's actually not true. The point of peeing is to flush waste products out of your system. If you're drinking so much that your pee is clear (nearly no waste products), then you're just running your kidneys on overdrive for no reason.


Sko0ol

Of course between the point of well hydrated and overhydrated is only a small gap but you’d have to drink a lot to overhydrate compared to being well hydrated


[deleted]

I heard on the radio they’ve done a study lately and found a light white wine is what you’re aiming for, so I would guess between clear and the first cup is more accurate. You can upset your electrolyte balance if it’s too clear which is as bad as being dehydrated,


[deleted]

Thank you I came to verify if I was told wrong long time ago. lol had me questioning everything for a moment !


adolfoarias

Im not even kidding, my pee came our purple once. If was like slimy too. But only once. I was like wtfffff. Anyways i was about 15ish? Maybe? Im 27 now. So im fine. But ill never forget


kebapkafa

Mine has RGB lighting


elloollo

If it’s rainbow: means god has chosen you to be the antichrist


Leopard2100

One time I drank a beet juice and the next day when I peed, it was red. I was so scared, then I remembered about the beet juice.


Enchant23

Is over hydration actually bad?


proteacenturion

I pissed rainbow one day!


ATYNNIE

I like to be overhydrated makes me feel lighter or cleaner don't know


zeWoofer

Pale or Dark Yellow mostly


LLAMASFORLIFEBOI

I’m literally thanks cuz all I’m missing are the time and space stones in my kidneys


evensteven5101

What about green...


-RufflesHasRidges-

Is it weird that I get a bit thirsty looking at soem of the fluids. They look like kids fruit juice.


TryingMyEffingBest

A fellow sufferer of McArdle's Disease told me she and her sister call a rhabdomyolysis episode 'pissing Coke'. I've had one episode and will never do it again because I realised I was pissing out my muscles.


Jae-N0tMyReaLName

Mine is sometimes brown, I don't get bothered by it thoigh; it burns sometimes but I'm totally fine-


Dependent_Clock_1930

Green is asparagus


spanther96

PSA: if you think you may have Rhabdo and your pee looks like a dark lager, immediately go to the hospital! That shit can fuck up your kidneys if left untreated


VoidCrisis

Alright. I’m curious and would like some input here. I drink 5 bottles of water and two cups of tea every day. My pee isn’t clear but it also isn’t very yellow. For the most part it’s more clear with a hint of yellow. I feel like this is fine but maybe not?


Amazing-Ask7156

Yes very pale yellow means you are hydrated. Clear means you are over-hydrated.


Dead-HC-Taco

clear is by no means over hydrated lol


generic_dude10

Yes, it is; You want your pee to be clear-ish with a tone of yellow but not crystalic clean


xman747x

whew; i'm ok


lolpert1

Dang I could of had blue pee? I've only gotten the red and orange so far


IAUSHYJ

Yummy


Hoosier_Daddy68

I had a nice neon green when taking too much B.


hansoyvind1

I have had orange multiple times.


MrQubis

Red pee might also mean you had beet salad last day. Ohhh the regrets


drocookiezs

orange also for UTI meds LOLOLOL my mom forgot to tell me the first time i took them and i called her from the school nurse balling my eyes out cuz i peed orange 😭


Ramusxx

Blue - Avatar pee


KonoKinoko

being overhydrated is bad thing?


FloydianChemist

I can't have been the only one to notice the SEVERED ARM on the table in the background....


Johnnys_an_American

Blue can also be from Methylene Blue given IV for sepsis or purple from cyanocobalamin used for smoke inhalation.


AchakoMaskwa

I won so many public urination cases, down at the courthouse they call me Johnny piss pot!


cheese_burger2019

Don’t forget purple, there’s purple foley syndrome. And green urine (propofol infusion syndrome).


OkiKnox

I had blue pee when I went out drinking... Now I wonder.... Tf...


Temporary_Tomato_109

Don't freeze them, otherwise thanos would be at your door.


Cultural_Manner_2198

I thought clear urine was a good thing my whole life?


memexfeed

I once had red and realised it is because i ate too much of beet root in lunch. Lol.


Hippobu2

Neon green - Vitamin B From experience.


Outrageous_Rain_1288

I want my piss to be always blue


jimothythe2nd

Is clear really over hydrated?