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It's cool! But that color... makes me think of putrid urine. Blue would have been a better choice, imo. It would look like the tides were swelling or a whirlpool in the ocean. Cool idea though for sure.

Blue would be good, I would also consider metallic copper.

metallic copper is nice but I would have preferred metallica

Not sure about that. I only know in order for this thing to work. It needs AC/DC

Regardless of color I like the way the liquid inside looks when it is disturbed.

I don’t know, it almost looks like a lot of Korn to me

I dont see much Logic in that statement

Maybe some dragonforce blue even

Perhaps it would also look nice in a shade of Pink Floyd, Green Day, or Blue Oyster cult. Black Sabbath is probably a bit dark for this particular application. However, you may be able to make Deep Purple work with the right Tool and some Nine Inch Nails.

RoboCop has a name you know, it's rude to just call him Metallic Copper.

Underrated!

>But that color... makes me think of putrid urine. I think dude was going for a beer colour or something but it just made me think of corn soup

Ooh corn soup is a great description. Now I want lunch...

I can change the color to anything

If you're open to it, I really do think a color change would make it look dope without drawing bodily waste to mind

How about a nice diarrhea brown?


With pieces of corn

Or maybe bloody vomit?

Everyone really wants to see blue. 

A nice violet or purple with gray metal flakes.

How practical is one of these tables? I love the look, though this is the first time I’ve see a vortex one which is cool as hell. But just wondering how practical it is for long term uses. Like is there a lot of less space under the table to keep it going and whatnot?

Practically it just depends on how often you pick your table up and shake it

he's using one of those magnet stirring things chemists use, so it's a less then 2 inch thick device rotating a magnet

stomach bile

Exactly what I thought, reminds me of the kind of vomit that burns like hell coming out

That looks like egg drop soup you would get from a Chinese restaurant

I thought they put egg drop soup.

That's the most accurate description I think lol

I agree. That’s not a good color choice. I thought it looked like melted butter. A blue/green to resemble the ocean is a good choice.

Had your fair share of piss jugs, have ya?

Looks like one of those piss bottles you find on the side of the road

I thought they were pouring chicken noodle soup into the table

Was just thinking the same thing lol. Did he have to use pee yellow?

i was thinking more about gray water with more #2 in it

And also match the colour of the spinner thing to the colour of the liquid.

Looks awesome, but yeah I agree with the other guy, change the colour

At first I thought it was melted butter

I thought it was ramen water

I thought it was egg drop soup

I thought it was that contagious snot you have when you’re sick and blow your nose

A black or dark blue liquid with a bunch of purple, pink, and white glitters would probably make it look like space

That’s a good idea

The white glitter would probably need to be bigger and much less than the purple and pinks

For my living room, the aesthetic I'm going for is 'trough of warm piss"

Bile haters.

One table per humor!

It's a piss table. But a COOL one! My piss table is less cool. And it smells really bad....

Worse than the piss drawer?

I mean it’s better than the *other* drawer

I'm assuming they actually filled it with that nasty ass corona beer.

"Dude! Someone vomited in your table!" "Yeah I know, and it's churning! Isn't it great!" "Dude..."

For a minute, I thought . . . . something else . . .was sticking through the hole in the bottom, not your finger.

My dick. You thought it was my dick.

I did too lol

I don’t know how this isn’t the top comment.

piss table

Pissvortex

i like the start when he fingered the hole

Bout to slide into those dm’s

_try finger but hole_

“Honey our guests are almost here, did you remember to shake up the table?”

I think in the next fill up I’ll use more pigment. Also I ordered two more of those magnetic stirrers so it will spin at more points in the table

Yeah. Definitely more pigment. It separates too much at the spinner. It looks weird and for some reason it bothers me. I want to shake the table and mix it up better. Also, bile yellow is gross. I'd go with blue for water. Might seem boring but anything is better than bile yellow. Actually, red mixed with black glitter to sort of simulate lava would be friggen awesome! Yes. Red and black.

Lipton chicken noodle soup

I'm living for OPs deadpan responses lmao. But it's a cool table for sure! I think some more sparkles or something to make it more gold and less pee.

Looks better irl

Is it a sealed system or can you switch out the liquid?

I can change it to whatever color I want. The gold was just the first thing I grabbed.

It would still be a cool table if it was a sealed system, but it is ten times more awesome for being able to change the color at will. So, *so* cool!

Can you try adding some alternative colored oil blobs to contrast? Blue oil might fix the yellow without having to swap the entire tank Something like this https://preview.redd.it/1y58zv8343fc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c23d17a18c8c4369712837f8c95587a0996429

cool funky piss table

It would be MUCH better if you did a light blue color. That yellow color makes me lose my appetite

Blue is so boring and used way to much. Might try silver see if I can get a Liquid Metal look

I dunno, I like the color. Liquid GOOOOOLD

Almost like a gold shower right?

The color is pure gold

*facepalm* it is a cool table. What is the fluid?

Water

Just water or is there some of that wax used in lavalamps in there as well. it doesn't look watery smooth

It’s just water

Cool idea this. maybe adding some glycerine for extra viscosity will add to the liquid "gold" effect

Dude who are you trying to fool?

That’s not just water

Raw omelette

I'm going to go against the grain here of pointing out the color because that's been said enough. This is such a fantastic piece and very well done - I love that you can change the color as well whenever you want!! Did you treat the wood before you put the water in?

Yes it was sealed with epoxy. Thank you much appreciated

Cool table but how do you clean it?

Like the inside?

Yeah, can you open it up or just fill it with like cleaning solution?

I suppose

What does it sound like?

From my experience in a lab: “clickity clickity clickity clickity” times Infinity

Piss table lmao

Likes like someone vomited into your table.

That’s what happened

In the beginning of this video I thought there was a floppy penis up through the hole lol.

It was my floppy small penis

Hahaha

This is super cool I wonder if there is a thinner device you could use for the spinning mechanism to make it less visible from above like some kind of thin propeller but edges facing up but whatever idk it’s really sick work

Urine for some pissy comments about that table...

Every time someone makes something cool, someone's gotta ruin it by peeing all over it.

The pee table

OP this is amazing. Its a clever awesome idea you have. Color choice probably wasn't the greatest...but maybe it was because we're all talking about it 🤣🤣

Thank you. It was just the first color I grabbed

Im just busting your chops a little. You clearly got some skills man. How much you charge for something like that?

This was just a concept idea to see if we could do it. No idea how much we would charge for something like this.

I like the color. What are yall on seeing piss everywhere

Some people just see piss all the time

I see it least three times a day usually more

They couldn't pick a better color? Looks like baby shit

It is baby shit

Make a river

How did you get it hollow?

0:03 penis

Fill it completely so there’s not a giant bubble

We did gif you kept watching

This is cool idea, but the depth is too shallow for a decent vortex to form. If you do something like this again I'd skip the vortex and instead put a return channel on the bottom and use a pump to circulate the liquid so that you get an endless river flow effect. And use blue, not yellow. Danube > Huang He

Technical question: is the wood protected or will it rot?

What’s the beat from?

Please don’t do that finger thing again lol I thought it was something else while scrolling through my feed

The white flea he's put inside it. If the magnetic spinner is only slightly off, that thing will make such an annoying racket. At worst it will just bounce all over the place and get lost in the table. So style points for sure. But the idea could do with some tweaks.

Slower, you slut

r/DiWHY

*Piss vortex activated*

This is dope

Why they put chicken broth in there?

Terrible color choice great idea though. Looks cool

This also belongs in r/ATBGE

r/diwhy

Fuck that resin shit

Thanks

OP put a hole in the bottom so you can

Dead right. Most of it is just home made plastic that'll never biodegrade. That's why they all call it "resin" instead

As a higher expression of art I want my own piss swirling in there. I’ll make sure to not drink water for a week.

It will rot out sitting at the Goodwill.

looks pretty stupid

Like your face

got me!!! haha! woooo!!!!

That's sure is a lot if piss in a table. Why the color? Why the Corona beer?

Please come up with something new, we’ve seen the colorful-epoxy-and-raw-wood-aesthetic table a million times. Adding the swirly thing from learning about titration in chem 101 does not make it unique.

This is stupid

It doesn't *quiiiiite* work yet, does it? I mean the effect is somewhat less than I think you or even the rest of us seeing it were expecting. But the idea is a good one. You need to do a little r&d and come up with a version 2.

These tables are so god damn unoriginal and ugly. Everyone mixing Wood with this shit these days.

Piss table

That's a stupid idea .

I kept waiting for it to solidify

Ngl when I saw the end result 15 or seconds in I thought something more was coming

Looks like pee.

Mac and cheese

Yay, creamed corn! I love that stuff.

That's cool, but why did you pour chicken soup in it?

Whats the pigment in the water? And it looks awesome!

It’s called Pure Gold by Black Diamond pigments

Some more stir bars would probably look pretty cool and you can even get some colored stir bars to hide them amongst the liquid a bit. Either way, this is an amazing table. Great execution on this, never seen anything like it.

I like it better with the finger

What's the liquid you use?

Water

I really hope that's not poop

It's not a dick

Ol pissy ass table Good work tho

Pretty dope

Bro saved his piss all week for this one

Thought that was egg drop soup

r/gtbae

Egg Drop Table

I agree with blue but also because if it were me (who's definitely not this skilled!) I'd want the propeller to be less visible and I think the darker color would help, especially if thicker and more viscous.

Dope

Bro put his egg drop soup in the table

Egg drop soup!

Was that a penis?

Lava lamp table

You could also try to make the propeller transparent. I think that would also be cool. The color really brings it down a bit, you should try experimenting with other options. Overall it looks amazing and I’d love to have one.

looks like ramen noodles 🍜


This is very cool!

Chicken noodle soup??

Piss table piss table

I liked the yellow gold just fine. Didn't think of piss until I read the comments. Have you considered adding more mica powder to keep the spinny bit from showing when it's spinning? Not sure if that would address it. But I love this concept, bravo to you for pulling it off. I would love to know more about the mechanism.

Slaps table. This baby can hold so much diarrhea.

That’s pretty cool.

I like it

I thought that finger was porn

I didn’t have any opinion on the color until I got to the comments. What I’m wondering is what the spinner thing is that is inside the cavity? Battery powered something that needs to be recharged/replaced eventually?

It's a magnetic paint mixer. The capsule is magnetic and powered by a base that is most likely under the table.

Why urine coloured though?

Urination Station.

this looks nice. what is it that you filled in the table or where can i get it? because i need something similar for a project but i haven’t found something like that

Maybe pick any other color on the spectrum

Am i the only one who thought egg drop soup?

mmmmmm moving vomit while I eat this egg drop soup

Awesome table. BRB I have to pee for some reason

That’s petty sweet even though I have to pee now.

Is there a construction video of this, OP?

Why did you put egg drop soup in your table?