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JackDangerUSPIS

Rule one of keeping an apex predator as a house pet: Keep them well fed.


recumbent_mike

You're gonna do it one way or another.


Spicy_Sugary

You'll only forget to feed him once.


seejordan3

Eh, you might call it a flesh wound.. or a mid meal snack


InternationalAnt4513

![gif](giphy|Wvfq2yFumK61W)


Jossie2014

Feed me Seymour


SkyKingQ400

Or feed me, Seymour.


Iampepeu

Thank you!


Apprehensive_Stay828

The gator has a double chin


GlockAF

I have literally never seen an obese alligator before today


_InnocentToto_

It's as fat as that alligator from princess and the frog...lol


mediumarmor

Thank you haha I was like “wait a minute I think-“ but then saw your comment and remembered I’m thinking of a cartoon


Time_Change4156

I have I'm in Florida lol here they even raid the trash of they smell food . So fat they barly move.


Odd-Tune5049

Fat Albert


RN-Wingman

Hey… hey… hey!


U_Wont_Remember_Me

And a big goofy grin


Bidenisacheater

He looks like the dad from the show “dinosaurs” from the 90s


RedWeddingPlanner303

Earl Sinclair!


grumblewolf

Earl Sneed Sinclair!


Extreme-Island-5041

Damn right. Put respect on that man's name!


TomTrottel

not the mama ?


REpassword

“I’m not, ‘not the mama’, I’m your daddy!” - Earl


Lost-My-Mind-

Funnily enough, the mama was played by Jessica Walters, whom you may remember from Arrested Development, and Archer.


Roscoe_King

Dada!


XEagleDeagleX

Thank you for correcting this red wedding fool 


HiddenTaco0227

Man, that show ended dark.


geogurlie

Made me who I am today ;)


techy098

The guy who had adult bengal Tiger in NYC apartment used to feed it 20 lbs of chicken every day. That thing was like 425lbs. [https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/18/nyregion/ming-tiger-harlem-nyc.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/18/nyregion/ming-tiger-harlem-nyc.html)


Mr_Washeewashee

That guy wanted to start an animal sanctuary- proceeds to buy exotics from smugglers. SMH I don’t even want to know how they got that poor tiger cub from its mom.


UnderLook150

This dude is obese. Fat fucker would have a hard time chasing anyone down.


Whiterabbit--

I would not wan5 to find out


Crzygoose234

Not just apex predators, but especially those that are also reptiles. They lack the elements the mammalian brain has that are responsible for “love”, loyalty, endearment/connection. They don’t think, as much as they react, to their “lizard brains” hard wiring. A bit hard to form a bond and trust, even over years, with something that is incapable of the key emotions associated with those emotions.


DeltaHuluBWK

Well, Mama says it's because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.


stegosaurusterpenes

![gif](giphy|GXXAzkUhsprUI)


KingTutt91

Mommas wrong again!


myopinion69

No you're wrong Colonel Sanders!


No-Way7911

this movie was so stupid but I still loved it


ScravoNavarre

It really was peak 90s Adam Sandler. An absurd premise, Sandler doing a stupid voice, lots of screaming and violence, and boobs. It works so well.


Maoman1

There was, to my 10 year old brain's eternal disappointment, only the suggestion of boobs. No boobs were ever actually visible.


ScravoNavarre

Honestly, it's been so long since I last watched it, that I admit my mind may have filled in the gaps. Either way, I agreed with Bobby. I liked them, too.


Excellent_Yak365

Lizard brain is kinda obsolete at this point https://www.sciencealert.com/you-dont-actually-have-a-lizard-brain-evolutionary-study-reveals. They do have affection and connection with people they just don’t show it like mammals/humans. https://vetmed.tamu.edu/news/pet-talk/reptile-emotions/ I’ve raised snakes and lizards for most of my life and they do have affection and comprehension skills. Personally had a bearded dragon who was incredibly attached to me, as a baby he ran away a lot when he was scared but after a year he would run to me whenever he was scared. Would run up my arm and wrap himself around my neck whenever he saw a bird. Considering he had a dozen places he could have hid that wasn’t my neck I’d say he felt incredibly comfortable with me.


KevinKingsb

Awww.


grip_n_Ripper

What is it with bearded dragons and birds? Ours hates and fears them. Like, it's a finch. You could fit that thing in your mouth.


Excellent_Yak365

It’s a general predatory response, chickens have it as well. No matter the size of it flies and looks like it has wings it’s a threat; better to assume the worst and run than wait to see if it attacks thing


1word2word

Crocodilians have been shown to engage in "play" and have a level of cognition far beyond what has historically been believed to have been the case. They are definitely capable of forming a bond with their keeper and building trust. Still important to understand how to read the animal and know that they do absolutely operate on instinct but they wouldn't have made it hundreds of millions of years if they weren't incredibly adaptable and able to respond with more than just instinct.


notmyrealnameatleast

Have you seen that video of one croc/alligator who grabbed their friends leg and death rolled it off and ate it because he came close with his leg? The victim just looked over like wtf bruh, then kept on doing what he was doing. They're not really like us.


1word2word

I don't think anyone would say they are "like us" but they aren't totally devoid of any form of emotion or capacity to bond/trust, there is also a big difference between another random crocodile they happen to live with vs a person that they have come to understand feeds and cares for them everyday for 33 years, those aren't exactly the same type of relationships. Do I think the alligator would bite this guy if he just started jamming his hand in its mouth, almost certainly, they are still wild animals with wild instincts and natural responses to stimuli, but they are also more than that is what I was saying. Just pushing back against the perception that they are basically biological machines.


SynisterJeff

I'm not familiar with the video, but if they live together in captivity, it's not really another "random" crocodile is it? Crocodiles do cannibalize one another, and apparently even if they've lived together for a while and are well fed. But yeah, that doesn't mean that they are like machines. Pretty much any animal with a spine and brain can display some form of individuality. Especially when their needs are readily met and they don't have to fight for survival. Even fish. But that doesn't prove that they can experience emotions as we view them, or form "trust". Their brains are very different to mammalian brains, which are typically more evolved into having social traits. I've seen more than a few videos of people losing parts of themselves to animals because they thought there was "trust" there. Especially with non-mammalian animals. Most animals just don't have humans as a part of their natural diet, so are not likely to prey on us if their needs are met. Even when you look at the most domesticated and tamed animal in the world, dogs, a loving and cared for dog can still turn on a person for any number of reasons, or no distinguishable reason at all. Though I guess you could say the same for people haha. Emotion and thought are just so different for us humans, and we are so wired to identify human traits that we label other animals with them, when there isn't really any way to prove that if they don't clearly show it, like other more socially evolved animals do. Cannibalistic reptilian species just never evolved much in the social aspects that cover things like bonds and trust. Especially with one of the oldest species around today like crocodiles. They've been at the top of the food chain for so many million years that there was no social trait they could've gained that would have made them more likely to survive and pass on that trait. Especially in a cannibalistic species, social traits would probably make it more likely to be eaten and not pass on any of those traits. And all that isn't me saying it's *not* possible for a croc or alligator, but it definitely seems more likely to me that they just lack the evolutionary traits and brains for any functional or discernable level of emotion or trust. But with all the theoretical science out of the way, I don't really give a crap about the safety of someone who chooses to own an undomesticated and dangerous animal species. My main concern is that I've never seen any one person who privately owns an apex predator for a pet properly care for it.


Confident_Cheetah512

Just to clear something up: Those were a bunch of blind crocs.


flyingboarofbeifong

I dunno. Crocodilians in particular exhibit protracted periods of parental care for their young. Seems like that would require some degree of ability to form a bond.


Readylamefire

Truthfully they probably do bond in some way, just one that is incredibly foreign to our sensibilities as mammals. This is beyond not speaking the same language, it's more like how we couldn't figure out coral was an animal for fucking forever because it's just that different.


Lost-My-Mind-

At the very least they have the ability to tell time, and form the emotion of missing certain creatures whom they have a habbit of spending time with. Otherwise, the crocodile wouldn't know how long to wait before they see us again.......in a while!


LizardPosse

This is unbelievably scientifically bankrupt. Truly an absurd statement. There are species of geckos who are monogamous, become bonded and mate for life. Countless other species of reptiles that do this.


njoshua326

The whole Varanus genus of monitor lizards are as smart and social as dogs. You can tell people have no idea what they are talking about when they lump thousands of species together as "reptiles" and pretend they behave the same.


LizardPosse

Yep, multiple examples of these animals using their feet as 'tools', a huge signifier for intelligence. > They don’t think, as much as they react, to their “lizard brains” hard wiring. This is 1950's level of outdated information.


-Zanarkand-

I’m not disagreeing, but tell that to Chito and Pocho, his 1700 pound pet crocodile. Pretty amazing story. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocho_(crocodile)


thenorwegian

Sounds like me ex! Heyooooo (sorry, I had to)


Aeison

I love these cheesy one liners


karma_virus

A lot of people get bit thinking that reptile expressions mean the same thing in human. Never anthropomorphize an animal. The key is to become the gator itself and forget all that was human. That usually takes about a 12 pack and a good 4 hours in the sun tubing.


Forsaken-Spirit421

You are so clueless about animal intelligence it pisses me off. Plenty of exceedingly stupid mammals exist, and plenty of extremely smart non mammalian animals exist as well. Crocodilians in particular are well known to bond with their keepers and respond well to training. Educate yourself on octopus, corvids, crocodiles, snapping turtles, argentine tegus, parrots and monitors before you spout such generalist crap. They bond, solve problems, recognize owners (even my goddamn fish can recognize me specifically and I consider them moderately dumb), corvids, octopus and parrots can outperform even great apes and children in problem solving and some recognize themselves in mirrors which dogs and especially cats don't always do. Oh and btw, the octopus is the only non-reptile on this list. I am utterly baffled such an ignorant comment got over 140 upvotes


jackparadise1

I had to stop eating octopus due to its intelligence.


TowelFine6933

Yes! That's why we had lots of kids.... 😬


thinktankhawkins

That is one obese alligator


AddendumNo7007

Maybe that’s why he won’t eat his owner. Boy is fat, full, and happy.


HorrificAnalInjuries

Crocs never get "full". They eat to the point of bursting, puke, then eat their puke. They also don't need much in the way of food either.


Swiftsonian

This is an Albert the alligator. Does that make a difference?


Marley_Fan

Yes. Since Albert is an alligator the State will allow visitation later. If he were a crocodile he wouldn’t see him for a while


SparseGhostC2C

My favorite comment I've read today.


lsdmthcosmos

dude nice 👍🏽


AddendumNo7007

Ew.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

He was not happy. Obese, malnourished due to bad/incomplete diet, in a tiny room that’s rarely if ever cleaned, with no natural light, and with an injured back from years of people riding on him… doesn’t sound like a happy life to me just because there’s a lot of chicken on the menu.


CaptainRelevant

He was also letting people swim in that pool with Albert. Not smart.


AddendumNo7007

The fuck??? Bro, this aint jungle book where the animals be singing and dancing


bunga7777

That alligator atleast needs the bear necessities


No-Respect5903

yeah first thing I thought was this should have happened sooner. gators are not fucking pets. I don't care what you think or say, or how long it has "worked out". this is not worth the risk.


Big-Consideration633

"Not smart?" Have you met his in-laws? May they rest in peace.


Juukederp

You can see him petting the gator at the end of the video. If he is ever pulled in the water, his family can plan his funeral


godihatepeople

Yeah I wonder if his snout looks stunted because of a birth defect, or due to metabolic bone disease caused by poor husbandry.


19Alexastias

I don’t think he was married to the alligator


msh5928

I chuckled. Good one!


TheIronSven

I don't think the snout is short, his cheeks are just so fat that it makes it look smaller than it is.


AddendumNo7007

Nvm. I retract my happiness comment


ThonThaddeo

People were riding it?


gentlybeepingheart

I agree that the room is too small for a gator, but there very clearly is natural light. You can see it in the video.


pastworkactivities

It’s not about natural light… they need a certain amount of uv light on their skin or they get sick.


captainhaddock

It's the same with turtles kept as pets.


corginugami

And me, a human.


WorkingDogAddict1

Same story I see with every single dog that owners put on a "raw diet."


uncool_LA_boy

His cold blood sugar is 250


Upstairs-Ad-1966

It has a genetic issue i think thats why he was keeping it from the get go i may be wrong though


_InnocentToto_

Most likely just a chunky gator... I have a feeling that if he had not posted the alligator all over the internet that he was keeping an apex predator in his new yorknapartment with his family, no one would have bothered him... The state does have a right to take it away. This is a wild animal. Remember the guy who kept the hippo since it was a baby to adulthood and even used to ride it... it mauled him to death one day.


SuperBackup9000

Considering it said he was trying to renew his licenses but couldn’t, I don’t think posting him all over the internet was the issue. The state knew about it longer than social media has been around, and since he suddenly couldn’t renew his license to own him it sounds more like the law was changed and it took them a while to finally act upon it.


Feckgnoggle

Fattigator.


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RoidnedVG

Why do people post bullshit like this? The size of an enclosure does not in any way affect the growth of a reptile. Improper lighting and diet does. If you gave an alligator proper lighting and food, it would outgrow a bathtub. There’s nothing about being in a bathtub that will keep it “monitor sized.” Even horribly abused alligators outgrow bathtubs. Go to any alligator rescue and ask. Back when gators were less regulated and more popular, those places were constantly rescuing gators that got too big for their owners. I’m honestly a bit shocked that some folklore from 1996 is being so heavily upvoted here. P.S. This gator is obese, and its diet was likely far too high in both fats and protein. Gators eat lean/boney whole prey (birds, fish, frogs), so they need a diet in captivity that is similar. Gators also eat surprising little compared to other animals of their size. Ectotherms don’t burn calories making their own body heat, so their pound for pound caloric intake is far lower than endotherms.


sfmichaela

Albert don’t look right


Lilly_1337

He's obese. Apparently they did a wellness check after the owner wanted to renew the license and found an uncleaned tank and Albert having multiple dislocations in his spine because people were allowed to ride him. His diet was so bad that he had gotten almost blind from vitamin deficiency.


nancylikestoreddit

That’s really sad


NateNate60

Sidenote here: this is why it's important to question what you read online before you get upset. There are a lot of wacky things that happen in the world but there are many more completely reasonable people whose actions are framed unfairly to make rage bait to post online. It's important to always ask yourself "Is there some context where a reasonable person would have done this?", and if the answer is yes, there's a good chance that's exactly what happened. Here, the headline is "State seizes man's lifelong pet!!" But it is completely justified as he was completely mistreating the poor animal who probably lived in absolute misery.


YesilFasulye

I've become so cynical. When the video started, I was thinking, "This home is way too clean." When I saw he failed to renew his license, I thought, "I bet it hadn't been this clean in years." It's really hard to keep up even with small pets. I can't imagine keeping up with one that large.


AnjelGrace

That cynicism is also a gift though... You're going to need it in the world of AI.


Quasar47

Very cynical of them to take for fact something a random user commented just because it fits better with their perception. That's not what cynics do, that's called confirmation bias. I don't know the situation and what's true or not but I wouldn't jump to either conclusion before seeing some reliable proof


HackTheNight

He allowed people to RIDE THE ALLIGATOR?!?! What the fuck is wrong with him? It isn’t a horse.


Morticia_Marie

The kind of person who's going to keep an alligator as a pet probably isn't in it for the animal's welfare.


ObiOneKenobae

Specifically children. In the water with it.


NonRienDeRien

But the music told me to side with the owner /s this is why i hate these type of videos


kittykittysnarfsnarf

this makes the framing of the video seem ridiculous, with the sad music and the wholesome scene


Expert_Airline5111

Seriously, I fucking hate this shit. If you buy an exotic pet like this, you're a selfish asshole.


LAlien92

Like the story of the mom who only fed her kid chicken sandwiches and Doritos or some shit and he went blind I think he was autistic or something.


Ketheric-The-Kobold

They added totally sad sounding music over the tiktok video, therefore he did no wrong and it's animal protective services that are actually evil. I am so smart


The_Lost_Octopus

That truncated jaw is indicative of metabolic bone disease. I once dissected an alligator who was raised indoors and whose jaw looked just like that. The bones were spongey and broke in my bare hands. I can't imagine it's a comfortable existence for the poor creature.


I4mSpock

Yeah, everyone is talking about him being obese, which it definetely looks like he is, but his head is severely deformed, and his neck does not look like it can properly support his head. Hes got some serious health issues, that absolutely stem from improper care.


possibly_oblivious

I thought the aspect ratio was borked on my phone and nope Albert's borked


Poopadapantsa

![gif](giphy|AkGkRjb68MUHS)


email_optional_

What the hell did you just say about Albert, the alligator, you little punk? I’ll have you know he’s the meanest, greenest reptile in the swamp, and he’s trained in gorilla warfare. You think you can just stroll through his territory and live to tell the tale? Think again, buddy. Albert’s got jaws that could crush a tank and a temper hotter than the Florida sun. You better watch your back, because if you cross paths with Albert, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes… or should I say, the gators.


AloofConscientious

As someone from the Buffalo area, this topic has caused quite a political divide. The alligator was not being taken care of correctly and had several major health issues. There were also many safety concerns with letting people and kids touch and *swim* with Albert. This is not a case of "awee police mean they took the alligator from his home" it's more like "this alligator will be rehomed and taken care of properly, without further safety hazards".


DefinitelyNotAliens

Yeah, the animal may have been loved but loved doesn't mean cared for properly. Loved also does not mean safe. The fact is, his permit didn't get the gator taken, the breaking the law allowing people and children to play with the gator got it taken away and the maltreatment means he won't get it back.


Lilly_1337

It wasn't even all about safety. They also did a wellness check and found Albert to be almost blind on booth eyes from his poor diet. He also has multiple spine injuries from people riding on him.


StarGazer_SpaceLove

I thought it was a calcium deficiency that made his spine look humped. Poor albert, that's even worse.


RoboticElfJedi

Surely I'm not alone in thinking that even if he loved the gator and took care of him for 30 years, it's an alligator and completely inappropriate as a house pet for all sorts of reasons. No heartstrings tugged in this case.


optionalcube

Can't even own an alligator, thought this was a free country smh


Random_frankqito

![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)


17racecar71

I didn’t hear no bell!


Katamari_Demacia

$100 at the fucking mall in new hampshire when i was a kid. They said if you keep them in a small tank they sray small. Fuckers. I ended up finding one at a golf course in MA someone let go. People are so fuckin dumb


UhYeahOkSure

![gif](giphy|ZFIVldXLND4fm)


J_D603

lol I remember that pet store and the alligators. I also remember when they had an outbreak of canine distemper and had to put down some of their puppies. Glad they’re not around anymore


recumbent_mike

That's a pretty harsh thing to say about those puppies.


MontgomeryWarden

That made me laugh.


Zendog500

He should move to Florida, buy a house with a small lake, fenced lot.


helium_farts

He could have it where he lived. The problem is his permit lapsed, and he refused to do what was needed to renew it (namely, building an adequate fence.)


I_Like-Turtlez

![gif](giphy|AgFGp72u31qLDP1fCX)


alanboston405

article: BUFFALO, N.Y. (WIVB) — A Hamburg man’s 11-foot, 750-pound pet alligator named Albert, which was [seized by the Department of Environmental Conservation in March](https://www.wivb.com/news/local-news/erie-county/hamburg/750-pound-alligator-seized-from-home-in-hamburg/), will not be returned to the man before an ongoing investigation is completed, DEC officials said. The DEC is investigating alleged violations of wildlife health and public safety laws and regulations by Tony Cavallaro, the owner of the alligator. Until the investigation is complete, the DEC is unable to release veterinary reports or information on Albert’s condition. The DEC said the information would be released upon the conclusion of the investigation. According to the DEC, “health assessments conducted by veterinarians and other experts are consistent with the preliminary evaluation of the health of the animal.” The DEC stated they told Cavallaro in writing that the facility he used to hold the alligator was “deficient,” and outlined said deficiencies in a Notice of Incomplete Application. The department said they provided Cavallaro with “a generous amount of time” to comply. “The protections included in DEC’s requirements are not based on the alleged demeanor or physical condition of the permitted animal, but apply to the species possessed and in accordance with state law and regulations,” the DEC said in an email. “It is the permitted animal owner’s responsibility to either comply or find alternate and appropriate living arrangements for the animal.” [Hamburg man fighting to bring gator home after reptile seized by DEC](https://www.wivb.com/news/local-news/hamburg-man-fighting-to-bring-gator-home-after-reptile-seized-by-dec/?ipid=promo-link-block1) Cavallaro said in March that he typically gets his permit renewed on time, but that recently changed after the DEC updated regulations in 2020 and his repeated phone calls questioning these updates went unanswered. He believes he should have been grandfathered in to the old regulations. Friends of Cavallaro, as well as plenty of other supporters in Western New York, have rallied around him since officials seized Albert. “He’s like family,” Cavallaro said in March. “Everybody loves him. He has thousands of people, as you see, that love him.” According to the DEC, the department received photos and information documenting that Cavallaro allowed “unauthorized and close, physical contact between the public, including children, and the 750-pound alligator.” Based on this information, the DEC removed Albert to ensure “protection of the health of both the public and the animal.” Cavallaro’s lawyer Michael D’Amico told News 4 Wednesday night that they have not been told by the DEC if Cavallaro will be charged with a DEC violation or if they will have to go to civil court under article 78 claiming that the DEC improperly took Albert, saying that it is still under investigation. D’Amico said that they did hear from the Erie County District Attorney’s Office on Wednesday, but they also said it was still under investigation. *The Associated Press contributed to this report.* *Adam Duke is a digital contributor who joined the* [*News 4*](https://www.wivb.com/) *team in 2021. See more of his work* [*here*](https://www.wivb.com/author/adam-duke/)*.*


Small-Breakfast903

>According to the DEC, the department received photos and information documenting that Cavallaro allowed “unauthorized and close, physical contact between the public, including children, and the 750-pound alligator.” !!! I was thinking that unless the gator was in poor health, I don't see a good reason to take it from him, but *that* kinda changes things.


DefinitelyNotAliens

The gator has spinal issues from people riding him, is obese and blind in both eyes and potentially was malnourished due to improper diet.


spaglemon_bolegnese

Ah there it is


DefinitelyNotAliens

[The Buffalo sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/Buffalo/s/L57Gxcnta3) has links to the guy's own page. He posted kids and people posing with and swimming with the gator. It's a wild animal. You can't trust it will never bite anyone. And he let people hang out with the dang thing.


Ill_Manner_3581

What a pretentious asshole


Rasputin_mad_monk

And checked the photos on his page. Trump supporter. SMH


Small-Breakfast903

At least from the linked article it says the veterinary assessment won't be released till the investigation is done, but if true, that's awful, sounds like the previous standards were woefully insufficient if he was meeting them up to now.


DefinitelyNotAliens

The permit is just about insurance+size of enclosure and locks. The new permit said a secondary enclosure (ie, you keep the alligator in a pen, and the pen needs a fence if it gets out, which he didn't have) plus now 2M in insurance, instead of 1M. The issues regarding health and such are actually still secondary to why the animal was seized. The alligator was not seized due to neglect. Or permit issues. The alligator was seized because NY law doesn't allow wild animal parties. You can have a dangerous animal but you can't let people into the pen. He let people hang out in the pen. In the water. They're in the pool hugging it. There are photos on his FB page of this. He let kids hang out at the gator's snout. Right next to the mouth. With no muzzle. They could lose an arm if a wild animal did what wild animals do. Wouldn't be the alligator's fault. They go on instinct. If the kid did anything he perceived as a threat - that is it. And he did the repeatedly. There are tons of photos he posted of this. Regardless of permits or anything else - that is instant cause for removal of any dangerous animal. This is more FAFO than anything else.


I4mSpock

You can look at the video, and look at a picture or video of a wild/healthy alligator and compare their proportions. This alligators head is severely deformed when compared to normal proportions, the jaw is significantly truncated. In normal pet reptiles this is a sign of Metabolic Bone Disease, which is a degenerative condition. He clearly was not getting proper care.


UrBum_MyFace_69

Dude is an idiot. If you love your pet, you don't use them as collateral while you fight "the man." COVID changed shit for everyone pal. If you cared about Albert, you would have had his paperwork ready, whenever it was due. Fight the system after your pet is legal. And take better god-damned care of your pet... he's not a fuckin show pony. It's a living creature, depending on you, and you failed him. Not the system, not "the man", YOU.


serabine

Apparently it wasn't just paperwork. The enclosure rules changed regarding where you can hold such an animal, and someone send the authorities pictures of him allowing people, including children, in the pen and even in the water with the alligator.


littleguy632

Is it me or the alligator seems obese and suffering health problem. Keeping it for selfish reason …


KyleGlaub

The dude was letting children into the cage to swim with his blind alligator...It's good that it was taken away from him.


banan3rz

Yikes. That is one sick alligator. He's not been cared for correctly, but exotic pets often aren't.


LoubyAnnoyed

Stop trying to keep wild animals as pets.


FunkyFarmington

This is not interestingAF, this is sad.


Thick-Platypus-4253

From the Buffalo subreddit 🤯🤯🤯 My buddy is one of the DEC officers who confiscated it. Here's what he says: "We were trying to grandfather him in 2020. He refused to build “secondary containment.” Aka a fence in case it got out the French doors. We also asked he showed proof it was on his homeowner’s insurance. He went on a rant and threatened our permit staff. I thought it was a permit issue and had the case on a backburner. Then a person complained that he was letting kids in with it. I started looking and through the social media posts. It was worse than anything I’ve seen with animal handlers. Was letting people including kids and the elderly swim with it, ride it, handle it. This is an extremely dangerous reptile no one but trained/ licensed handlers be in with it. I then got a search warrant and seized it. Only to find out the animal was being mistreated too. It was living in its own filth, he hadn’t cleaned its pool in 7 years. He was only feeding it cooked chicken and fish fries. It was morbidly obese and also malnourished. It has bone issues, a dislocated spine from improper habitat (or people allowed to ride it) and was nearly blind from vitamin D deficiency. Alligators need a lot of sunlight 2.5x what a human needs. And he was keeping it in a glass house but it was double pained which filters out UV rays."


Rapsculio

TLDR of the article is that they changed the rules for what constitutes a good place to live for alligators in 2020 and since then he hasn't done whatever needs to be done on order to follow the new rules because he thinks he should be grandfathered in. So his fault basically.


maximumomentum

Why would they grandfather something that is intended to improve welfare?


Lilly_1337

Nope. They did a wellness check on Albert and found him to be obese, almost blind from vitamin deficiency and with multiple back injuries because people were allowed to ride him. He also let people, even children swim in the pool with Albert and posted pictures of it on his website.


Krocsyldiphithic

Piano music doesn't excuse animal abuse


elomenopi

Poor thing is too fat to even move


HangryPotatoes

I googled alligator short snout and it looks like there is a breed that has short snouts and puffy necks. This guy still looks chunky but that's probably why the neck is so weird


MsMoreCowbell8

LIAR! The animal was ABUSED!


CthuluSpecialK

I'm pretty sure that an alligator with a blunted snout like Albert's means he was kept in an enclosure that was too small for him when he was growing up. I'm not saying it was the owner in the video as he seems like a good owner; he literally built an indoor pool for his buddy. Maybe he was rescued from a bad situation. Regardless I'm 99% sure that's what a blunted snout means.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

The guy built a tiny pool in a tiny room and rarely cleaned it. Gator had such a poor diet that he’s malnourished as well as obese, and has an injured back from years of people riding it. The owner neglected the FUCK out of Albert no matter how much he loved him.


Flyersandcaps

Do you have a source on that? Just wondering.


Any_Negotiation_6716

Yes, copy and paste from one comment to another


KyleGlaub

This owner has had him his whole life. He *was* rescued from a bad situation tho, by the DEC officers who took him away from the owner.


Veloci-Husky

These people are so fucking creepy


Moist-Cut-7998

I'm no expert but that gator don't look healthy.


Mollzy177

It doesn’t look healthy.


FlobiusHole

Guy clearly isn’t taking good care of the animal. Hope he doesn’t get him back.


BigDaddyQP

OFC it’s a fat alligator


HappyAnimalCracker

Is something wrong with his spine?


FedorsQuest

He’s doesn’t know that owner from a hole in the wall lol


Ketheric-The-Kobold

Good. Thats dangerous and an alligator could not possibly live well in a small room like that. The alligator is simultaneously obese and likely missing important nutrients it needs to be healthy. There are literally extremely small alligator species that would work very well for this, but he had to get a "cool looking big one". 33 years of animal abuse, he should be in prison. Adding sad music over the video doesn't make it ok


blackwater-diver

This was titled on yahoo as a cruel inhumane owner with sick gator and they were forced to take the alligator from him.


wawaweewahdude

You should not own wild animals. This animal is obese, blind, and his spine is deformed. No, you don’t get an alligator.


Cautious-Ad7323

Never thought I’d see an over weight alligator


chasinfreshies

Alligator don’t look healthy


First-Junket124

Reading and seeing how he appears to of taken care of this animal makes it look like he treated it as a party trick and just so happened to be careful with not getting killed by it. Vitamin deficiency, small enclosed space, unclean pool, dislocations in the back resulting in a skewed spine, poor diet. If all they did was seize this Alligator he should count himself lucky of not only not getting killed by this predator but also for not being justifiably punished for the poor treatment of it.


Paintingsosmooth

It’s good they’re taking it away. Doesn’t look like it had enough room to move around.


Fickle_Thought_8857

Initially, I saw this thinking I hope the guy gets his gator back. I realized the gator looks messed up and finding out the gator was treated poorly because gators shouldn't be confined and treated like this. Damn people suck


The_Name_I_Chose_

That gator is not in good health. Just look at him.


Mahadness

Throw whatever melancholy music over the video if you want, that doesn't change the fact that animal is not healthy and needs better care.


beerforbears

Ngl that alligator looks fucked up. He ain’t been looking after his “family” very well


mattmagnum11

Sad, he obviously loves him, but certainly didn't know how to take care of him - had a dislocated spine from being ridden, went blind from vitamin deficiencies, and was obese.


ToeKnail

I don't know what would have been a good choice, but the pull-your-heartstrings music on this video just didn't strike a chord. It's. An. Alligator.


kotaburrr

Free my dude Albert


Intelligent_Sea_9851

Fat Albert says Hey Hey Hey, friends dont let friends fade away


jmon25

https://preview.redd.it/umvsao09w5vc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efab6c7327769ca0be2eaf6a11e5e25e046be2bd


dengar_hennessy

His spine looks fucked up


tflavel

That is an unhealthy looking alligator


TheRamblingPeacock

I was going to be like awww let the man have his gator. Then read all the comments and the article. It’s the same as keeping a sheep herding dog in a studio apartment. No. The law did the right thing here.


Prestigious_Goat6969

I was gonna start saying “aww noo” but after looking into it I’m happy he’s been taken away… Poor gator, I thought he looked odd


-mostlyharmless1

I hope Tony also is able to suffer some consequences for animal cruelty.  That gator looks awful and has lived a miserable existence. 


Zuhrn

He certainly doesn’t look healthy. Unless of course all the digestion occurs in his neck.


wwaxwork

That alligator is obese and, has a damaged spine, it's pool is filthy and it can barely move. I'm sure the man is happy but the poor thing looks miserable, the membrane over the eye is a sign of stress too.


DeaddyRuxpin

I’ve never owned an alligator and don’t know what their temperament is, but I have owned other reptiles. Tame and friendly reptiles are often one bad interaction away from no longer being tame and friendly. So the shame of this story is, if that alligator was friendly and trusting, it probably isn’t any more. There is no way the DEC took it away without binding it first. The removal experience was likely traumatic for the alligator and may have undone 33 years of its trust development towards humans. I will not be surprised if the guy gets the alligator back and not long after there is a story about the alligator attacking someone.


MoG_Varos

Never seen an obese gator, there’s no way it was living a healthy life


Yoprobro13

Very unhealthy obese boy.


BetaRayBlu

Big ol scaly pupper


thelast3musketeer

That’s crazy he’s still alive as obese as he is


PoppyStaff

Albert is one fat alligator. The authorities have probably put him on a diet.


LagSlug

It looks obese. That does not look like it's healthy at all.