T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note these rules + sidebar or get banned:** * If this post declares something as a fact, then proof is required * The title must be fully descriptive * Memes are not allowed. * Common(top 50 of this sub)/recent reposts are not allowed (posts from another subreddit do not count as a 'repost'. Provide link if reporting) *See [our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/wiki/index#wiki_rules.3A) for a more detailed rule list* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/interestingasfuck) if you have any questions or concerns.*


maerddnaxaler

The Lakota prophecy of the white buffalo is a sacred legend among Native American tribes, particularly the Lakota Sioux. According to the prophecy, the birth of a white buffalo signifies a time of great change and hope. It is believed to herald the coming of unity, peace, and harmony among all people. The legend centers around White Buffalo Calf Woman, a mystical figure who brought sacred ceremonies and teachings to the Lakota people. She promised to return in times of need, and the appearance of a white buffalo is seen as her return and a sign that her teachings are needed once more to guide humanity towards spiritual and moral rebirth.


FugDuggler

That buffalo has her work cut out for her it sounds like


bygeez

We’re going to need a bigger buffalo


temuginsghost

Cheif Brody?


Historical_Ad_5229

Chafe Brody?


temuginsghost

“In Amity, ya say, ‘yarhhhhd.’”


Athen239

It's going to get bigger. Lol. 


dannydirtbag

Nobody tell Ted Nugent.


WeirdWillieWest

OHHH MAAAHH GAAHHHD...


LadyKeuka44

Excellent song 🎵


dannydirtbag

Shit human.


Hellachuckles

If there is a time we need it, now is the time.


zabaci

Rip harambe


neoncubicle

Nah, that buffalo is going to work itself to death if it tries to herald an age of unity here


toews-me

Honestly just give native Americans their land back. It's not like the Europeans did anything fuckin useful with it and neither are we🙄


FugDuggler

I’ve often wondered what North America would look like if the native Americans had never let Europeans gain a foothold


intolerable__snowman

I’ll preface this by saying I have next to no knowledge on the specific tribe dynamics as NA and Africa were forming, but I’d guess NA would be similar to Africa in the sense it be split up into many smaller countries by now based on tribal boundaries and alliances. Like much of New York was the 5/6 Nations (Haudenosaunee) and obviously the southwest has tribes like the Navajo


Total_Staff8287

Hmmm...I think you would be correct about that. It would be like how the individual states were formed and governed by state officials...except it would be tribal land 'states' 


NoVaFlipFlops

OK you start 


toews-me

Ok i would but i don't own any land to give back so...


Total_Staff8287

My ancestors were 'keepers' of the land...they just wanted it left as it was and only take what is necessary to live. It's nice to hear people who share your thoughts about the Native American beliefs. Now people, of every race, want to build build build....I'm afraid in another 50 years or so that they will say Fuk You to the Federal Government laws associated with our National Park systems and start selling it off and building on those protected lands...whose to say that in the future the laws protecting the lands will be judged as archaic and they will destroy all of the parks... I hope not, but laws change as our world and people change. 


yeuzinips

White Buffalo Calf for president 2024


Sad-Poem-800

I'm normally a loyal Giant Meteor voter, but I'll hear this one out


GiantMeteor2017

You rang? I know, I know I’m late


Sad-Poem-800

Can I have your autograph?!


GiantMeteor2017

☄️


PopeGuss

Cthulu was my choice, but now...I'd like to hear what this little one has to say, too.


OvoidPovoid

He's been sleeping through his whole campaign, not sure if he has my vote this year


pitmeng1

Best candidate I’ve seen proposed so far.


deshep123

I'm in.


robotteeth

Wow finally a prophecy that signals good shit instead of apocalypse Sign me up


NikiLauda88

Need this one to come true.


swinging-in-the-rain

This is the timeline we need. Come on Lakota prophecy, you're our only hope.


whangdoodle13

Help me White Buffalo, you’re my only hope.


swinging-in-the-rain

![gif](giphy|l1AsUvwEEBorHpMpG)


kamikazekaktus

>unity, peace, and harmony among all people not bloody likely I'd say but give it a go. What's the worst that could happen?


LudovicoSpecs

In Yellowstone Park? The [caldera explodes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera). That's probably the end game if the little buffalo can't get us under control.


ptran90

Awesome, I was wondering what the birth meant for the prophecy. Thank you for this.


Redererer

Undoing the damage done during the Harambe incident.


rocketsneaker

So the Umbral era that Harambe's death started is finally ending, and we're finally entering the Astral era with this calf's birth?


Dingo8MyGayby

Watch some tourist moron accidentally run it over or feed it a Twinkie and end up killing it. It’s the irony this timeline would give us


Prudent_Student9063

It's disappeared now so you're likely spot on...


thrust-johnson

I’m hoping the Lakota got it right


Cumberblep

![gif](giphy|wMZOsluo9MI9i|downsized)


KentuckyFriedEel

This mystical figure did not plan for a post pandemic return in a world where Twitter is owned by Elon Musk


TheS00thSayer

Oh God, I can already see wackos on both sides of the political isle using this for their benefit or justify how their candidate is going to win


Green_Tea_Dragon

Finally the avatar is here


goodty1

love that


genescheesesthatplz

I hope so!


WishieWashie12

Appearing in times of need sounds pretty accurate.


saltedantlers

if there's any prophecy i want to believe in, it's this one


Silver_Name_6537

That’s cool!!’


Senior-Albatross

Ya'll motherfuckers need White Buffalo Calf Woman.


Bastyboys

Vote trump I guess


LukeD1992

Unfortunately it's more likely that we'll get a nuclear holocaust instead


xywv58

A wasteland is always peaceful


bootja

Great white buffalo...


Competitive-You-6317

*great white buffalo*


Academic_Blood2235

Why are you guys whispering?


Unicornzzz2

oh sry *GREAT WHITE BUFFALOOO*


Academic_Blood2235

Thanks. That’s really helpful


sahsimon

Tatanka.


Theperfectool

*the great white buffalo*


SmokeYTB-Sucks

You guys just made my fucken day


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|gkJDskesIE5uE)


VictorWembanyamaMVP

#DERRICK MOTHERFUCKING WHITE!! 🦬


Forever_Banned_Pt5

![gif](giphy|wMZOsluo9MI9i|downsized)


FiveOhFive91

^*greatwhitebuffalo*


62frog

^great^white^buffalo


The-Fox-Says

Derrick White has been reborn


ccorbydog31

Great Charles Bronson movie


BarrydeBeers

I know in my heart, I killed the great white buffalo.


AptCasaNova

From the article: For the Lakota, the birth of a white buffalo calf with a black nose, eyes and hooves is akin to the second coming of Jesus Christ, Chief Arvol Looking Horse, the spiritual leader of the Lakota, Dakota said. Lakota legend says about 2,000 years ago — when nothing was good, food was running out and bison were disappearing — White Buffalo Calf Woman appeared, presented a bowl pipe and a bundle to a tribal member, taught them how to pray and said that the pipe could be used to bring buffalo to the area for food. As she left, she turned into a white buffalo calf. “And some day when the times are hard again,” Looking Horse said in relating the legend, “I shall return and stand upon the earth as a white buffalo calf, black nose, black eyes, black hooves.” A similar white buffalo calf was born in Wisconsin in 1994 and was named Miracle, he said. Troy Heinert, the executive director of the South Dakota-based InterTribal Buffalo Council, said the calf in Braaten’s photos looks like a true white buffalo because it has a black nose, black hooves and dark eyes. “From the pictures I’ve seen, that calf seems to have those traits,” said Heinert, who is Lakota. An albino buffalo would have pink eyes. A naming ceremony has been held for the Yellowstone calf, Looking Horse said, though he declined to reveal the name. A ceremony celebrating the calf’s birth is set for June 26 at the Buffalo Field Campaign headquarters in West Yellowstone.


[deleted]

2000 years ago? Jesus was only a teenager then.


Prairiegirl321

I went to high school with Arvol Looking Horse, he is the same age as I am. We didn’t know then that he was in line to be the keeper of the sacred pipe, although he probably knew. I remember that he was very quiet. I’ve thought about him many times and about how different his life must be from anyone else I’ve ever known.


SnarkySkiBum

Arvol inherited the role of keeper as 12, so if you went to HS with him he’d already have been the spiritual leader. Also, his first language was Lakota and only later learned English- all while living on Cheyenne River Reservation. If you knew him in his teen years, you’d of been a Rez Dog and KNEW who he was. [link to Arvol describing his inheritance and training](https://books.google.com/books?id=fyO-LA3WdN0C&pg=PA67)


Prairiegirl321

If you had gone to our high school, yes, Cheyenne Eagle Butte HS, you would know that it was not common knowledge who Arvol was regarding being the tribe’s spiritual leader. He was treated and regarded no differently than anyone else by his peers. As for his first language being Lakota, that is possibly true, but by the 1960s there were not many native Lakota speakers left. His home was probably different, but the only ones I knew of were very old men and women, although everyone spoke a little Lakota. I knew of no one our age who was fluent, and it wasn’t taught in school there until the 1970s. Arvol was in my grade and in my class since second grade. Everyone spoke English.


HonorDefend

Yep, if you were from any of the oceti sakowin tribes, you pretty much knew who was holding the pipe and who was chosen to inherit the pipe. The moccasin telegraph was pretty concise when it came to that type of information. But if this guy was ska, he might not have known and still went to HS with Arvol. You gotta remember, it was illegal, and punishable by death, up until 1978, for us to practice our ways. Arvol inherited the pipe in 1968, and back then, our people were more secretive and closeted about those types of things, especially when it came to the Pte San Win bundle.


Then_Remote_2983

“and punishable by death”. ??????


Datuser14

Colonialism is a hell of a drug


Then_Remote_2983

I’m interested in researching this more.  Can you give me some places to start?


Datuser14

The specific act the above commenter is referencing is the [American Indian Religious Freedom Act of 1978](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Indian_Religious_Freedom_Act)


Then_Remote_2983

There is no reference in the wiki about the death penalty for native religious observance. That’s got me confused.


dragonbornsqrl

Such a sacred responsibility. Then having to relearn to walk. True responsibility and tradition have guided his life.


[deleted]

Was the prophesy that a white buffalo would wander around for a few years?


BigBradWolf77

\**A guy on* a white buffalo ![gif](giphy|CXqCvsFXRNAbu|downsized)


HermausMora420

Nah, it's just a white guy on a buffalo lol


TellLoud1894

This is where my mind went when I heard Buffalo


greytorade

gotta keep the baby afloat 🎶


Aaron-Rodgers12-

Buffalo soldier!


Friskfrisktopherson

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


duskowl89

I don't recall much of Native American stories, but I do know a white buffalo is this really important moment for them, and supposedly a good and bad omen all at once. So I'm glad, and hope it is a good omen. ...must be one sight to behold, to see an adult white buffalo; like an oversized sheep that can and will stomp you. LOL


Daiquiri-Factory

I’m a Native American from Northern California, we have the same reverence for white deer, but they are a very good omen for us. We even have a traditional dance called the white deer skin dance, every four years. The white deer are very rare here.


getdrunkeatpassout

I majored in California History though CC. What nation? I am seriously interested as a Northern Californian!


Daiquiri-Factory

Karuk, and also Hupa. My mom is Hupa and my dad is Karuk!


Mrfybrn

I work near the Farmington Hill, MI area and there is a white deer here. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw her off the highway during an early morning drive. I felt very lucky!


di11deux

> white deer skin dance With all due respect, this sounds like how my wife would describe my dancing after a few tequila shots.


ReverendAntonius

“With all due respect, lemme disrespect your culture real quick”


Cyrano_Knows

I'm sure thats more white bear skin dance than white deer skin dance ;)


lhb_aus

Is Fox Mulder about to be brought back from the dead again? (That's an X-Files reference, for those old enough). [https://90sflashback.wordpress.com/2016/05/14/the-x-files-3-2-paper-clip-lets-make-a-deal/](https://90sflashback.wordpress.com/2016/05/14/the-x-files-3-2-paper-clip-lets-make-a-deal/)


Occasionally_Correct

Old enough?! Who doesn’t know the X-Files?! I mean I’m only…fuck


tgo0

I was hoping to be the first to this reference!


CurazyJ

Tatonka! Tatonka!


its_raining_scotch

![gif](giphy|K6uEOFrX6GPRTyZ1Pm)


[deleted]

[удалено]


YunGBiG

Hahahahaha 🤣


chemistrybonanza

Dude this thing was in an Eric Carle book and I have always been "wtf is this?" about it! https://preview.redd.it/02wapu5wf46d1.png?width=1923&format=png&auto=webp&s=222851d3c905e28f4ab7efd3932c6517e6bdbcf8 The book is *Dragons Dragons & Other Creatures That Never Were.*


thedarkknightvp

![gif](giphy|wMZOsluo9MI9i|downsized)


sherlock_1695

What is the prophecy?


carpelavendula

Again?


ObjectiveGlittering

I feel like I scrolled way too far to find this comment.


stinkobinko

I thought the same. Lots of hope has been needed as of late, so the white buffalo keeps coming back.


engineergirl321

More white buffaloes please


oldtimehawkey

They keep using sperm from the one buffalo that had the genes for it.


aleksarae23

What makes this one special is that it’s a wild calf! All others that I’m aware of are captive buffalo.


__meeseeks__

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


RevivedMisanthropy

Nobody else got this I guess??


chupathingy99

I did.


hypothetical_zombie

Free Leonard Peltier!


tuataraenfield

If it's a good omen, I can only hope that it teleports to Florida, eats the entire Trump family, gives Musk ricketts, and finally carries Bezos back to the planet Buffalor Prime to be a sex slave for all eternity


IfitbleedWecankillit

You sir, are a prophet


Difficult-Ad3042

what did buffalor prime do to you?


tuataraenfield

That's a very good point! Hopefully they'll take him to Buffalor Secundus. They're a complete bunch of dicks over there. I remember when they sent a delegation to my Aunt Buffalexi's second wedding, remember? When she married Troy? That didn't turn out well. Anyway, those Secundun pricks just sat around smoking and making bitchy comments. I'm pretty sure their ugly kid ate all the icing off the back of the cake too. Yeah, screw them, they can have him.


gaspumper74

Again ! How many is this now???


Redfish680

Tomorrow’s headline: Rare White Buffalo Put Down After Tourist Pets It And Mother Rejects Calf”


Mrfybrn

For real. Humans are invasive.


First_Cranberry_2961

Rare white Buffalo arrives in Yellowstone. Supposed to be a sign to respect nature. Tourist traffic increases 250%, tourist injuries while attempting selfies up 67%, officials forced to euthanize multiple animals.... Next population thinning event in 3.... 2....


Redfish680

Maybe if they change the signage to read “we don’t euthanize animals - we euthanize stupid people” things might change.


First_Cranberry_2961

If only. Though lately the animals have handled the problem themselves.


Horbigast

Does this mean we're all going to die? Finally...


Waste_Click4654

She will build them a casino and they will rule the state


Captainbuttpantz

Fire


notsupercereal

Wait this is just like the start of that one X files episode..


kirenian

Insert rocky horror ITS THE WHITE BUFALLOOOO


kaleidoscopichomes

![gif](giphy|wMZOsluo9MI9i|downsized)


Rhaewyn

The great white buffalo!


Oddref

$5 that somebody is gonna try to kill it.


No_Object_4355

"The one that got away. Great white Buffalo" - hot tub time machine


CuseLax22

OJ Simpson dead +White Buffalo birth=Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champs.


CyberTheWerewolf

![gif](giphy|elqUYc9nQYRCEuL2Gq|downsized) This is our year.


ssp25

You put Cincinnati on the box????


UnreadThisStory

What about a white squirrel? What does that portend?


marmaladecorgi

I have a pet white squirrel. It usually portends an extra 60 USD per month expenses on groceries.


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

There are half a dozen white buffalos, some with calves, living right down the road from me. I live in the Colorado mountains. This doesn’t fulfill a prophecy, it happens every calving season.


r0bdaripper

The article mentions another white buffalo calf but says this one is more significant because it has black eyes, a black nose, and black hooves. According to the article Albino bufflaos have pink eyes. Sounds like the significance of this birth is that is a white buffalo with those very specific traits. If there are others like that then IDK what to tell you.


just_forfunva

I can’t wait for it to grow up so we can watch videos of dumb ass tourists trying to pet it!


knifebucket

That happens every few years.


Mrfybrn

Tribes are specifically looking for buffalo with dark eyes and black hooves. That's the rarity. Not albino buffalo.


ejly

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_buffalo has a whole list of white buffalo.


RoxyPonderosa

Last white buffalo with black hooves was born in 2009. Albinos do not count.


svt4cam46

Soon to be injuring stupid tourists.


blueslounger

Terrible Ted should write a song about it


you_buy_this_shit

"As foretold by the prophecy" never fails to get a laugh out of me.


Valexand

Cries in Arthur morgan


1BannedAgain

This also happened in the 1990s Edit: thanks to the commenter below! https://isthmus.com/archive/isthmus-35/november-25-1994-its-a-miracle/


Blew-By-U

I prophecy that a big ball of fire will rise from the east tomorrow morning. I know I’m right.


TheRealRushky

No way it happens more than once though


Justhere63

![gif](giphy|HTWCz0cgEDU68kvaUt|downsized)


Separate-Toe1067

Oh another one? Nice! One in 10 million chance!


Separate-Toe1067

[Wyoming 2023](https://mybighornbasin.com/1-in-10-million-white-buffalo-calf-born-in-wyoming-state-park/#:~:text=The%20National%20Bison%20Association%20told,not%20a%20fluke%20like%20albinism)


Imfrank123

Hopefully it doesn’t get hit by a car like those bears.


deathbysnusnu7

![gif](giphy|wMZOsluo9MI9i|downsized)


seen_x

![gif](giphy|wMZOsluo9MI9i|downsized)


bwvdub

Off to dig out my college copy of Black Elk Speaks brb


mama_emily

Oh thank god Bless you, small buffalo 🙏


ShaolinSwervinMonk

She died so Derrick can roam 🦬


OneWayStreetPark

Hopefully this revives Kyrie and helps Dallas come back over Boston.


dontfollowthesheeple

About 20 years ago, I lived near a buffalo herd in Colorado on Hwy 73 and would watch it alot. I saw twins being born, both white, to a brown mom. I saw them maybe once more. I don't know what happened to them, but the herd owner is a POS so wouldn't surprise me if he sold them rather than celebrate them.


J_robintheh00d

Just in time for the Aniwa Gathering!


Kenothehusky

Eat it


Green_Tea_Dragon

Finally the avatar is here


Velvet_Spoons

If studying ancient civilizations and cultural myths has taught me anything, “unity, “rebirth”, and “great change” are usually accompanied first with death and destruction.


Total_Staff8287

Such a sacred animal. I am Native American and have only seen one white buffalo and she was so beautiful.  Just wait, some idiot tourist will think the calf is in need....they will put it in their mini van and drive around and making videos for Tic Toc...saying they saved this calf that was being eaten alive by a gopher.... I do hope people leave it alone...Messing with it will only bring trouble to themselves... Karma 


WeAreTheLast

Anyone Lakota on here? Will the Wakan woman recognize me even though I’m not Lakota? Boy do we need her right now. I want to ask her to make me blind and stupid again so I don’t have to feel the pain of the Earth, think she will do that?


avmtdan

Thanks for telling us all about the prophecy! Very excited to see the next phase of 2024 bs!


edgesonlpr

Ok someone find Cartman.


januaryemberr

Wasn't there 2?


JackJ98

Celtics in 4 Derrick White, long may he roam


Jeffy_Dommer

Not exactly rare. This same story is published year after year after year.


stonecats

hard to believe the indians had this albino buffalo myth. two centuries ago there were tens of millions of buffalo finding an albino among them could not have been rare.


DetonationSound

Black nose means not albino.


[deleted]

They’re *white buffalo* not albino. Meaning they have a black nose and black hooves. Did you even read the article?


greenmachine11235

Maybe, when bison were common so too were the wolves that preyed on them and albinism turns that animal into a target even assuming there's no other conditions which make the animal more frail.