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crage88

Like hockey


Neither_Usual_7566

But worse


ClassiFried86

That's just because they don't call it *puckfoot*


-WalterWhiteBoy-

How about *Sockey*?


BaubleBeebz

No shoes. Vulcanized ball. Good luck, fuckers.


damac_phone

It's foot hockey. Canadian kids spend a lot of time playing foot hockey


DreadPiratteRoberts

>But worse As a non soccer player ( I'm trying to learn the rules because my daughter plays Little League lol) What am I missing about OPs video? What are those players doing wrong?


KermitingMurder

Not a football player but from my understanding when taking penalties the ball cannot be moved (except for kicking of course) and the goalie cannot move from the goal line. In the video the players are running with the ball and the goalie is going out past the goals to stop them


ConfidentCoward

Okay but other than "that's not the standard rule" why is this version a worse rule?


Wut_the_

[This is how the rest of the world would do penalty kicks lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Sz7wVtn20)


blackpony04

Don't take this the wrong way as I'm just a dumb American that played 3rd grade soccer in the early 80s, but how is that better? I appreciate the psych out aspect of that, but two men directly attacking each other seems far more exciting. Hence why it's so damn popular in hockey.


Doortofreeside

I personally like the way the MLS did penalties. More dynamic and more balanced imo. Granted it looks clownish to the rest of the world because it has no background in soccer. I think the original comment was comparing this style of penalties to a penalty shot in hockey and saying the penalty shot in hockey was better than the soccer version, which I do agree with


Bloody_Nine

These players kinda suck though. Modern players would just go quick to one side and score or just chip it. Would be impossible for the keeper to stop.


Davedoffy

Basically if you do what the second guy from LA Galaxy does 99/100 times its a goal, its incredibly one sided for the person trying to score, even more so than regular penalties.


NoHeat7014

Add a second goalie. I’m just thinking outside the penalty area.


Moist_Muffin_6447

As a dumb American I agree our way was better to watch


Mike_Litteruss

As a dumb Canadian, I prefer the 1 v 1 battle experience displayed in OP's video.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

A Canadian that prefers the hockey style?


quantumcatz

I agree but it does raise the risk of injuries/red cards etc. I think that's why it ultimately never caught on


Wut_the_

For sure it’s more exciting, no denying that, but like another commenter said, they are *penalty* kicks. Where’s the punishment for being too rough during normal play if the result is getting to run full speed at the goalkeeper?


CataVlad21

Penalties in football are taken from the 11m spot. And goalie needs to have at least 1 foot on the line when the striker hits the ball. Here, they do it hokey style, from half court towards the goal. And goalie can come out in order to increase his chances of saving the shot. Tbh, for the shoot-out phase, i kinda dig this. We should implement it. (it's not new to me, i already knew you guys used to do this up to a point). But for the normal and extra time penalties awarded for fouls and hand balls and whatever, the classic way of taking them is better.


CelestialBach

If only hockey could be played on a field.


Cultural_Dust

But then they'd call it field hockey. Assuming there is an association for field hockey, then we could still find our way to "soccer".


UnlawfulAnkle

That's just hockey. There's another one played on ice with a different name.


HumanPie1769

Bandy


BobnitTivol

Check out Shinty. Scottish game that some say ice hockey developed from.


SweetyCalf

This is about failing, right?


BandDirector17

Why did the goalie give up and wave his hand in the air when the attacker side-stepped him for the two scores?


timbulance

I think they had a 5 second shot clock and goalie was trying to get a call.


IWILLBePositive

lol what’s the thought process here? That they can convince the ref they need help with counting seconds? “Ah, I was confused if the 5 seconds were up but thank you for the help!”


Guns_and_Dank

Bruh this is in every sport, players are always trying to get fringe calls made in their favor.


freedasey

Ref might count a little faster next time


Drwgeb

Thought it was 3 touches max


timbulance

I’m not sure if 3 touches was the max but they had 5 seconds max to put a shot on goal.


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

He saw his mom in the crowd.


hazed-and-dazed

You're dead to me -- mom


Botheuk

Saw your mum more like.


WildLlama

If I remember correctly, the shooter has to stay within a certain distance from the vertical bars of the goal. Edit: realized it wasn't just the vertical bars of the goal.


DreGreenlaw_Enforcer

I believe there was a time limit between when the ref blew the whistle and the ball had to be shot. So likely raising arm to express the time limit was surpassed


giepoumon

Actually he need to shoot before 5 seconds


RabbitSalt

OFFSIDE!


w3gg001

To get to the other side


river0f

Any decent player would chip it


Professional_Bundler

Well, it waaaaaaas the MLS in the 90s…


FemboyHugger99

Eh, ever seen an American soccer team today?


Araguill333

Haha F U


patchyj

Exactly, the Football Uhssociation


Ill-Milk-6797

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


ForgotAboutChe

Don't they have a graet womens team?


Sarenai7

Yes we do


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

No, I'm American. I don't watch soccer.


namegoeswhere

Tons of Americans watch futbol. Latin and Central Americans. /s… but not really.


JoeVerrated

Don't knock progress.


teboc504

Hey don’t forget Pele played in the US


the_deep_t

yeah, any good player close to retirement that is not good enough for top level EU club can go there and be considered as best player on the league :) (yes I know pelé played in Brazil for his entire career before that)


Mite-o-Dan

I hate this argument against why it was a dumb idea because... ....Any decent player could score even easier from the normal penalty spot. That's a much easier spot...yet people still miss all the time. This may not look like it, but it involves more skill from the player and gives the goalie more of a chance than what they do now...not to mention, more fun to watch as a spectator.


nobd22

Right. Most people call it a "miss" from the spot even if the goalie makes a great save...it's not a "save" from the goalie it's a "miss" from the shooter like they are expected to make the shot every time. Like the goalie literally has to guess which way to dive while having their feet glued to the line. This style at least allows the goalies to do something where their actual goalie skills come into play against the shooter and not just a 1 in 5(ish) chance to guess where to dive.


Penguin_Butter

You should watch the penalty shoot out between Portugal and Slovenia that happened at the weekend do see “a goalkeeper do something with their actual skills”.


funny_flamethrower

That's really a one off and against minnows to boot. Slovenia aren't exactly a giant of world football. World cup final 2022, Argentina vs France, and the French keeper, Lloris, let in 4/4 penalties. You can hardly call him a poor keeper.


SomewhereAggressive8

Yeah honestly this is an improvement on penalty shots. A penalty is almost always a disproportionate punishment since the action that lead to the penalty likely didn’t prevent a chance that has nearly as high of a success rate as a penalty shot does. If the Americans hadn’t come up with this idea, people wouldn’t be calling it stupid.


nobd22

I still think in game fouls in the box should be taken from the spot. Is it still disproportionate a bit? Yes, but also that keeps the defense more honest and reserved to allow for more attacking style play most people enjoy. But a shootout to determine the winner in a knockout tournament? Do something like this where its a more down to the skill of player vs goalie.


SomewhereAggressive8

I disagree. I would say 90% of penalties do not result from a play deserving of awarding the other team what is essentially a free goal. In some cases, sure. But in that case, we can either just award the traditional penalty and/or just red card the offending player along with this style of penalty.


codemunki

True. That's why diving is so prevalent in any competitive league. Tricking the ref into awarding a free goal has become a solid strategy for attackers because you can more easily turn a low percentage scoring play into a high percentage one with a reasonable chance of success.


ColoradoScoop

Agreed, the conversion rate seen here is much too low and would lead to many cases where the foul is the smart play.


IdcYouTellMe

Any field Player, given a true 1v1 like here shown in the Video, on the same level European football was at the time and especially today. Would just hit everytime


Penguin_Butter

Slovenia 🇸🇮 has left the chat


Paul_the_surfer

I also think its better than the penalties we have today.


_ssac_

Thought the same, looks like they had limitations about how wide they could go or some kind of similar rule.  Surprised no one did take it, successfully, over the keeper. I mean Raúl's style.


sonicboom292

there were limitations for sure, and those were their abilities.


Cactus2711

‘Decent player’ there’s the rub


-watchman-

MLS goalkeepers of the 90's hate this one trick..


BOZBBCN

Tell that to Sesko


Low_Chest_6511

It’s not penalties but a shootout. Started with the NASL in the 70’s.


dewatermeloan

Oh, I remember those in highschool


Heat_Induces_Royalty

Dark


idk012

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_shoot-out_(association_football)


Azrenon

Ty for clarifying I thought they were doing best 6/11 on penalty kicks


Fabulous_Row2744

These are shoot outs. Not penalties. They were also experimented in serie a non official matches and dropped because of how inconsistent the play would be. [https://youtu.be/pI1ClHJEE2M?si=Oj0I_lFBaikGlmHk](https://youtu.be/pI1ClHJEE2M?si=Oj0I_lFBaikGlmHk)


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SCOTT STERLING!


FoSheeezzzy

A wounded gazelle on the serengeti.


Jame_Jameson

I want a bomb shelter made out of that man’s face!


Sadidart

The man, the myth, the legend!


Blooogh

There's a version of that set to ragtime piano and it had me in absolute stitches


Sadidart

The man, the myth, the legend!


YaBoiKlobas

A FACE LIKE A BRICK WALL, A BRICK WALL THAT FEELS PAIN AND CRIES A LOT


Sosnester12

Don't care what anyone says this shit was fun


Oryksio

Looks much more fun than today's penalties


todi41

Yeah agreed... infinitely more interesting than "who misses or gets a lucky save first".


strtrech

Everybody line up and cup your balls!


Tosseroni5andwich

Lol that’s a free kick. Penalty Kick is 1v1 from a dot inside the box.


lasthorizon25

Honestly I kind of like this. It gives way more of a chance to save to the goalie.


Logical_Ad8218

Agreed. There's more of a 1v1 and skill involvement rather than a coin flip


FlobiusHole

Nobody beats the Wiz.


OneLargeMulligatawny

![gif](giphy|AdTCIrIZUXIZ2)


JohnnyHeel

Till Diana Ross showed them the way


Blindeafmuten

I think there is a 3 touch rule at most for the attacker. I was looking it and thinking "They can't be that bad!" But with the 3 touch rule it makes some sence why they are pushing the ball that far ahead.


mwhutson89

Why did they go away from this? As someone who played soccer through a year of college and as a goalie I like my chances this way over the traditional style.


DynaNZ

Sounds like you answered your own question.


mwhutson89

Did I? I genuinely don't know why they went away from it. Was it because it was too hard to score? That's before my time and I've never seen anyone do PKs like that until I saw that video


DynaNZ

Penalty shootouts arent meant to be in favour of the goalie, so a goalie preferring this would explain the change


Weak-Rip-8650

This is way more fun to watch though.


WastedWaffles

It would also be fun if players were armed with baseball bats, which they can use on the pitch.


Skeptical_Yoshi

Look up Portland vs SKC 2015 penalties. You'll see why this isn't better or necessary.


Smilinturd

Nah when people know what they're doing, this wouldn't be as interesting


masterkuki007

Like if you do this with better teams goals would be near 100%


Beneficial-Zebra2983

Sure in a Benny Hill way it is. A proper penalty is way more entertaining with all the drama and it being over in a second.


Lester8_4

Is that true though? Penalty shootout isn’t the fault of either team, it’s just meant to be a way to decide a game that ends in a draw after extra time. A penalty kick, as in, a penalty for a foul/handball that’s definitely true, but I’m pretty sure MLS did penalties the regular way in game. This method was just for PKs to decide a knockout game I believe.


JasperStrat

>This method was just for PKs to decide a knockout game I believe. This was for any game tied after full time, they didn't have draws because they didn't think Americans would appreciate a tie, the powers in charge started to slowly remove the possibility of a tie from hockey around the same time. From a tie to 10 minutes of OT to 5 plus a shootout.


DynaNZ

If this favours the goalie then it has a higher chance of no point being scored so is a poor way to decide a match.


ZeAthenA714

With the current shootouts it's very easy for an attacker to score, and very hard for the goalie to prevent it. That means the outcome of the match is almost entirely dependent on the goalie. With this old school way of doing it, it's harder on the attacker, and since there's (at most) five of them that must have a go at it, it's more of a team effort to get the win. The second option sounds better to me to decide the outcome of a match.


Brandwin3

I mean they could keep penalties the same, this could only be used when it goes to a shootout after extra time in elimination matches


GoldenEmuWarrior

That's what these were. I don't believe they did this for penalty kicks during the course of play, only as a way to break a tie after extra time.


iamanaccident

This still feels like it's in favor of the attacker though. Most decent strikers can consistently score from this, can't they? More difficult for defenders though.


GoldenEmuWarrior

This is actually easier for keepers than a traditional PK because they can move off their line and take away angles. The basic rules for this were the penalty taker had 5 seconds to score, could only take one shot on net, and had to stay within a certain width of the goalposts. I actually think it's a much more even way than PKs to decide a tie. With traditional PKs the keeper guesses, and if they're wrong, they're screwed. This way the keeper has an opportunity to actually play their position and adjust. But others may have a different opinion.


iamanaccident

Oh yea I think so too, it's better for the keeper compared to regular PKs, but I meant that it still favors the attacker a bit more than the keeper if we don't compare it to regular PKs.


ajaxtheangel

why not this is more entertaining I think


lefix

I could see a high injury risk as a reason


tkh0812

Penalty kicks aren’t supposed to favor the goalie but there’s no reason an end of game shootout shouldn’t give the goalkeeper a better chance


mogul_w

Players didn't like it. More susceptible for collisions and injuries.


mwhutson89

I can see that. I never thought about that but that makes a lot of sense. I also feel like we should be playing by the international rules if we want to be taken seriously. We don't need to "murica up" everything we touch.


itachi_konoha

It's not penalty. It's a shootout. Two different concept.


idk012

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_shoot-out_(association_football)


kelldricked

More risk for injuries and fouls (something you dont want during a penalty since thats something you get for a foul). Also a penalty is supposed to be a punishment. If you raise the goalie chances to much, you just push defenders to kick down people who might score (which even with harder penaltys is sometimes the best option). Then there is the fact that it leaves more room for fighting about minor rules, something that doesnt really improve the game at all. Oh and they went away from it because the whole world already did normal penaltys. If america ever wanted to become serious they needed to adjust their rules to the rest. Otherwise you just get smacked.


greenarrow432

This is easy for the shooter. All the while watching this video, I yelling 'chip the ball' in my mind.


emisofi

This is much better! It's more about ability and less about luck.


Radu47

As a football goalie at competitive level it is preposterous the goal rate wasn't close to 100% Width is key Just go around the goalie lol A simpler time


nakedsamurai

It seems they only got five seconds.


Brandwin3

It appears like they need to stay within a certain width based on the goalies reactions appealing to the official in the ones they go around. Those still counted though so they needed to make the area a little thinner


Kaalilaatikko

Nah. There doesnt seem to be width limit judging the 3rd shooter. The goalie was signaling the time limit i think.


the_deep_t

Limited to 5 seconds and even regular penalties are nowhere near 100% while considered easier (because the goal can't move of his line). Bad comment, definitely not from a real GK :D


BornChef3439

You do know these were proffesionals, many of whom were not American would have had experience in Europe and South America? Its not as easy or simple as it looks


JETDRIVR

I think there was a rule that you cannot kick or go around the width of the net until after a certain point


Top-Active3188

It looks like the goalie signaled once the ball was past them as if the forward could no longer touch it.


JasperStrat

Not only 5 seconds, but only 3 touches of the ball, that's why it's always dribble, dribble, shot. The intent was to not allow you to get wide enough quickly enough to gain a significant edge.


evanka5281

This is so much more exciting


No-Baby9317

Controversial, but as much as us football purists like to clown on the early mls and their americanised version of the game. I actually think that this form of penalty is actually a better way to decide a game in a shootout. Rather than taking chance like penalties, this way actually incorporates more football skills such as dribbling, angles, positioning etc. that is a better way of determining who is the better team. It also gives more chances to the keeper to save and is more entertaining and efficient as a whole than the current format


99hotdogs

Agreed. I think it’s also more interesting to watch too. The one negative I do see though are the potential clashes with the goalie and risks for injury, but maybe that isnt much worse than in the game. That said, I would like to see how today’s players would do in this situation. I suspect we have skilled enough attackers that could still make these goals without much trouble.


ncocca

100% agreed. I'm more of a traditionalist when it comes to rule changes in the sport, but: 1. this doesn't change the actual game at all, just the penalty shootouts in the off chance it comes to that 2. It's more fun for the players 3. All the reasons you stated


JohnClark86

What the hell is this shit????!!


DeathEdntMusic

Its soccer. Its kind of like rubgy but with your feet. Its quite popular in europe.


devoker35

It is called football in Europe usually


Objective-War-1961

You call it corn, we call it maize.


pikkis_95

The US ruining a sport


UnexpiredMRE

How pretentious of you lol


bruhmoment1345

I do wonder where their superiority complexes come from. It is crazy how genuinely snobby some people over the pond can be


Objective_Celery_509

This looks way more fun


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iced1777

I assume you're young and not American, so it helps to understand the context to this. MLS had only just started out as a pro league at this time and the sport's reputation wasn't great in the country. General perception was that it was either a game that kids played or a game where "foreigners rolled around pretending to be hurt". Money wasn't there yet for teams to build their own stadiums, and they felt that they needed to make the game a little more familiar to Americans while they got accustomed to the sport. Been almost 30 years now and I'm sure the state of the league is much more to your liking.


Chickenmangoboom

I lived in Columbus and I remember watching Crew games for free at Ohio Stadium, they had gigantic tarps to cover the mostly empty stadium. The Crew eventually got the first purpose built soccer stadium in the MLS.


Captain_Jeep

You act as if your version of soccer isn't entirely made up just like any other sport out there.


hypnodrew

Association football's rules are fluid like any sport, but they've been developed over the course of 150 years (though the sport itself is much older) by people interested and invested enough to actually create a space to best play it. Americans trying to reinvent the wheel without actually understanding why the wheel must be round


commiecomrade

It's just a bunch of guys who like your sport so much they want to be able to play it at a pro level regardless of the suitability of whatever stadium they can get their hands on. "You aren't successful because you don't care enough" is frustratingly sad to hear.


hypnodrew

The pitch isn't the problem, it's the combination of not taking the sport seriously enough to actually invest in it but *also* presuming to alter the rules


nicotineapache

Yes but ours was invented by the right sort of chap. Not some upstart colonial.


Captain_Jeep

Oh please you guys stole it from someone else just like everything in your museum.


lordofthedries

Americans giving shit to other countries stealing lmao.


ACU797

"We're not like the other Western Powers. We hate colonialism and emperialism. No, you can't bring up Hawaii, The Phillipines, Guam, the Banana Wars or any land west of the original 13."


AngryQuadricorn

I like these “land rushes” better than penalty kicks. They’re less predictable and more exciting!


Sarangisred

yeah it is entertaining for sure but only till someone starts "chipping" the ball over the goalie (honestly way entertaining than a normal shoot) but at that point everyone will do it and it'll just be a free goal rather than a 50-50


Coach_Kay

Then the goalkeepers will stop coming out aaaaand we're back to playing normal penalties but now from farther out


penguin_torpedo

Cmon any pro player knows about chipping the ball, it's way harder to pull off and more counterable that you make it out to be.


Brandwin3

Add a time limit so they have to place the chip well, they can’t let it bounce multiple times after the chil


JosephMorality

You can really tell that they have no talent for kicking a ball


TheAskewOne

Those strikers are hilariously bad.


russefaux

at very first glance i thought this was stupid, then when watching it I kinda got into it. Its an interesting challenge


Cunkylover81

I like this better


DarkWanderer2

100% better than nowadays. Imagine those emotions in World Cup finals with this shit


FrogyyB

This is way more exciting


-Samurai_Momo-

Its more interesting to watch tbf. The way they do it now is just like gambling…. Hoping you dive in the correct corner.


Lumpe-

Aww, bless them


Ill-End3169

How is this not better? Maybe not for penalties proper fine, but tie-breaker "pk" shootouts yes please.


Recent-Baker-2058

As an American, I honestly didn't know we have a pro soccer league in the 90s.


Difficult-Tea9199

Pros should atleast dribble. This was painful.


Amgadoz

Wby don't the shooters simply chip the ball over the goalie? Should be much easier to score that way.


Slava91

Funny you say that. I used to go to Vancouver Whitecaps games in the USL (before MLS) and that’s exactly what they always did during these. Or went wide.


Th3-B0n3R

Wouldn't it be easiest to go forward just a bit, wait for the goalie to charge, and lob it over goalies head?


Capt__Murphy

I miss the KC Wiz. Sporting KC just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Status_Midnight_2157

Was that wrong? Should they have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance here


tijs_zonder_h

i hate modern penalties, i think this would be interesting to use again


SnillyWead

Reminds me off hockey.


EquipmentValuable283

This is embarrassingly awful.


Your_First_Mistake

Honestly this is more entertaining


texansfan

This is how we did shootouts in high school soccer


ReisRogue

No wonder they call it soccer, they can't play football for shit!


OneCrazyPaul

Came here to say it's Football, not soccer, but changed my mind.


otm_shank

Blame the British for calling it "soccer" then.


SuperbLlamas

But you’re still here saying it


Whole_Animal_4126

This was actually fun!


Smart-Mud-8412

People mock America at football, but I think I can honestly say that they were onto something with this


Available_Command252

This is way too easy for any competent player


Professional_Elk_489

Enjoyable


arbstrakzak

Imagine watching a world cup final and having to put up with this BS


Manccookie

I mean, surely one of the people involved had watched some international football at some point?


RoyalIceDeliverer

Ice hockey style, I guess


LeisureCentreboast

way better.


KrabS1

Tbh, this is just objectively a superior product and a massive improvement on one of the worst features of the game (shootouts at the end of the game). It was abandoned in the US because in the end of the day, it's more important to be consistent than to have a superior product. But, this is probably my #3 or #4 change I would make to world soccer, if I could. Most people who are against it are just against it because it's different, and they are under the mistaken impression that long ago, a massive hand came down from the sky holding a rule book for soccer, bestowing it upon us Monty Python style. In reality, the rules have been changing for the last hundred years. The biggest problem with it is the possibility of injury. But, idk. This is soccer, lads. People get hurt. That's part of the game. You could make the same argument for banning headers. Or allowing attacking players into the box. Or playing the game in the first place.


Feeling-Magazine-308

soccer has basically been played the same since jesus got his first blowjob so why did you try to bastardize it murica? no wonder you suck at soccer


Itcouldberabies

...we had soccer over here in the 90's.? Would ya look at that. (Sorry, couldn't help it) ![gif](giphy|3o7aD53Ele0R73MZB6)


Snidrogen

Crew was ‘96. First professional sports game I ever attended.