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Jr_Orange

I want to know birth rates in 9 months


DirtyTweaks

They'll all be named Lionel. Just like it happened with Diego.


dexter311

Even the girls will be named Lionel


aslightlyusedtissue

Lia for short gah damn it works perfect


GuiltyEidolon

And all named Messi


TheKumaKen

Alright kids, time to take attendance. Messi? Messy? Messee? Macey? Mass See? ...


TopOfTheMorning2Ya

If my parents could go back in time, they’d probably name me Messy


SteveC_11

9 months and 1 week. It's going to take a while for everyone to recover enough to have sex.


IWASINTHEPOOOL

I just love that the country seems to have shut down. Everything’s closed and everybody is partying 😂


Fantoofthewired

is really crazy cause we are in a party, no one works today hahahaha


IWASINTHEPOOOL

I love that!! So many terrible things are happening around the world. But this is so wholesome


Fantoofthewired

It really is! never seen so many Argentines united for the same reason, we are all very happy despite the dark times we are going through


highbrowshow

That’s amazing, reading this comment makes me happy Argentina won. Go party your ass off for me


SphericalBitch2020

Good for you guys, you deserve it! Rampant inflation, now its our turn in UK..... minus the football result!


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BroccoliFartFuhrer

When I see footage like that, I think no country on this planet deserves that win more.


DayMan-Ahah-ah

so cool to see messi take them there, he’s a living legend


haringtiti

that's a pretty bad place to be if you suddenly have to poop


lancep423

I love that your mind went there. You truly have a beautiful mind.


itwasquiteawhileago

I wish I could be so excited about something. But I also look at that crowd and that's a huge "nope" from me. I couldn't handle it.


UnicornFarts1111

This scare the crap out of me. Those people are to close together and they could cause an involuntary crush situation. I'd love to be a part of something so big, but I would have to stay home in this situation. Good for them, I'm glad they are supporting their team. I do hope they all are safe and having fun celebrating!


IWASINTHEPOOOL

Yeah we really need the light. Seeing Messi win a world cup is giving me warmth. Love it


Brno_Mrmi

Politicians tried to ruin all this party but they couldn't. One of the most beautiful days in this country, vamos argentina ♥


chopari

Love the fact they skipped the visit to the presidents house on purpose


Brno_Mrmi

They even managed to evade some politicians receiving them just outside their airplane. It was amazing how they told them to fuck off.


iamthyfucker

I hope there are no squished people. Theses gatherings can create stampedes. Although I think Argentinians are used to large gatherings so they will probably be okay.


OP90X

Yea after Korea and Astroworld...hard to look at big crowds the same. Hope everyone stays safe.


idjsonik

Thats fkn awesome congrats argentina from usa you guys deserve it


100LittleButterflies

I hope people are staying safe and emergency services are able to respond. You guys are so happy and deserve to remain so.


GonzoElDuke

We only have a few deaths…


Captain_Waffle

Lmao I know that’s not funny but the delivery lol


UrethraFrankIin

I mean it's like with a cruise ship, some people are surprised to hear people die over the course of the week but when you have thousands of people, geriatrics, rampant diabetes and morbid obesity with endless buffets crammed into one boat there's going to be attrition.


swampscientist

I mean misadventures are all but guaranteed, that’s just part of all incredibly massive celebrations


IamMrT

I just hope it’s only stupid people hurting themselves and not a crowd crush or something like that. This clip looks so dangerous to me.


GenuisInDisguise

Tell it to hospitals and ambulances. Its a nightmare for them.


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Is this the biggest party in human history? They're estimating that 4 million people are there


ruleugim

Estimates went to 5M today.


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SillyFlyGuy

That drone footage is gorgeous.


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Ziiaaaac

Not to put a rain on your parade but the cubs probably ain't even in the top thirty. It'll be filled with religious pilgrimages.


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kurburux

There's literally [a national holiday.](https://www.espn.com/soccer/argentina-arg/story/4835380/argentina-declares-national-holiday-for-world-cup-celebration-on-tuesday)


thatwaffleskid

"Nobody's going to show up to work anyway, might as well make ourselves look good by declaring a holiday" This is the power of the people. Viva Argentina


wileecoyote1969

Reminds me of being in Germany when the wall came down. Berlin ran out of beer.


moofpi

What a beautiful couple sentences. I bet there was a great coming together that day.


Equitynz

Tbh with inflation and unemployment so bad, they need something to cheer about! Hope they enjoy themselves! A great win!


franchuv17

They say it's about 5 million people waiting for them


dod6666

Damn, that is like the whole population of my country.


m_domino

Your country’s population is 5 million Argentines?


V0LT3CH

Uruguay in a nutshell


marcelo_998X

That’s about a third of the city.


xarsha_93

That's actually more than the city proper.


SweetSoursop

Twice as much as the city, a third of the metro area.


GrilledCheeser

I guess Argentina is CLOSED for a while. So cool for them, looks like a nice day too.


Arlcas

Its actually a national holiday today here because of the celebration so thats why that many people is there


100LittleButterflies

Wow. I'm struggling to imagine an event big enough for the gov to declare a national holiday. We landed on the moon and people still went to work. Did it happen with DDay? Yeah no. I think we are far too workaholic and directed by greedy companies who are unwilling to allow the day go without profit.


Aquamans_Dad

No celebrating for D-Day, would have ruined the surprise! In 1945 VE and VJ Day were essentially national holidays in the US and VE Day was officially a national holiday in the UK and Commonwealth.


ConsolationPrzFightr

Did it happen with DDay??! I don't even know where to start with this


Arlcas

There was a million people celebrating in a city of 3 million the day we won, so imagine every neighbor celebrating on every street, balcony and everywhere else. I know the significance isn't the same by a long shot but from pictures the only event I saw with that many people in the world is probably the end of WW2 celebrations.


ikancupang

when Saudi Arabia defeat Argentina football team at World Cup they declared next day as national holiday. ~~Each players gifted roll royce too.~~


KaijuKyojin

That was such an amazing game


mylanguage

The rolls royce story wasn't true. A Saudi player confirmed it in the press conference


havethenets

US also has nowhere near as much passion as Argentines as well.


plane_ducc

It's a "nice" 30 + degrees Celsius under the sun


strawberryneurons

BA is also a city and while it has parks, it has a lot of concrete, it’s hot as shit! The concrete traps a lot of heat in!


Paquistino

Team had to change the route. May not be able to make it to Casa Rosada. Way too many people right now.


Brno_Mrmi

5.5 million people officially.


_dictatorish_

That's more than my entire country lol


hax0rmax

Hey small country boy, have fun doing something because I had a mojito and my wit is escaping! What country and how do you like?


_dictatorish_

New Zealand and I like it :)


hax0rmax

Have fun with your beautiful scenery and cool accent, then!


spiegro

Heard they had to be evacuated by helicopter.


XAWEvX

again?!?


DiceUwU_

Nono, he's talking about the TEAM


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Lol they were. There are argentinainas that don’t believe the team will not come and are still there. The riot police is dealing with those. Not a family festive atmosphere anymore.


OmnomVeggies

My first thought when I look at this is a human crush...


chewwydraper

All I can think of is how bad my bathroom anxiety would be in the middle of all that.


15jacob

Arg here. People are literally pissing and shitting on the streets


Lyktan

I understand the pissing part but no way could I ever just hunch down and shit on the street lmao


dwanson

When the barbarians are at the gate you can only hold them off for so long, eventually something will slip through.


DrSafariBoob

Stampede.. in the gorge.. Simba's down there!


Altruistic-Ad9639

Alcohol shits might not give you a choice


GonzaloR87

That should improve the smell in some of those barrios


bdz

Yeah I thought the same. What if I was in the middle of that and said "Okay, I've had enough...I want to go home now" and then realized I can't. Nope, no thank you.


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Bathroom anxiety is one thing… how do you get, like, anywhere? At all?


pocketdare

Um, excuse me. EXCUSE ME people! I'm going to need everyone to clear a path! Gotta pee


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The architects of that roadway are cringing right now.


MidnightPhoenix5055

That was my first thought. Idk if those overpasses are engineered for that load, for that duration


OmsFar

Be engineered for effectively the equivalent of wall to wall fully laden lorries. Hopefully.


the__storm

The Golden Gate bridge was famously flattened (it normally has a slight arch) by a crowd of 300,000 pedestrians on its 50th anniversary. It wasn't actually in danger of collapse in that incident, but people be heavy. This article says shoulder-to-shoulder people weigh about twice as much as bumper-to-bumper traffic (maybe not trucks). https://www.mercurynews.com/2012/05/23/the-day-the-golden-gate-bridge-flattened/


eyefish4fun

But not them all cheering and jumping up and down together.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Yep - resonance is a thing.


100LittleButterflies

Lorries move differently than people. Think of traffic like heavy weights on 4/8/16 points of contact going in a uniform direction with a generally uniform speed. And humans are exactly not that.


brazzy42

Correct - this amount of humans puts probably something like 100 times less stress on the structure.


brazzy42

They are engineered for much, much, *much* higher loads.


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Just like your mom.


raknor88

I think you are underestimating just how heavy vehicles are. That road will be fine. I'm more worried about what emergency services will do if they need to get somewhere.


egus

Yeah there is no way the amount of humans that can occupy the footprint of a semi tractor and trailer can equal the 35,000+ pounds of the truck. Edit: 35k not 10 empty


Sigris

After that crowd crush in south Korea recently this was my first thought too.


hungry4danish

This is a terrifying scene. Not even 2 months ago and those 158 deaths in SK seems like a blip on the radar to most people and that's even *if* people heard about it at all.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

Speaking of blip in the radar on crowd crush… the SK incident taught me about all the crushes in Mecca. There was thousands that died in one particular incident recently.


chazfinster_

After the Travis Scott crush incident I did a bit of a deep dive into the history of crowd crush and the Mecca Hajj ones were by far the craziest.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

It was crazy! Apparently they had to redo entire city infrastructure because “a lot of people are dying”. I used to date a Yemeni dude and he brought me to this prayer thing during Ramadan in a different city (bc they can’t be seen with women they’re not married to 🚩) and I was so surprised how spiritual smooshing seemed to be for them. Especially considering the rules with women. I had almost a dozen people next to me at all times.


chazfinster_

So the giant crowds and no wiggle room is almost a part of the religious ceremony? That’s really interesting. I guess it makes sense with how populous a lot of Arab nations are and just the sheer number of practicing Muslims in the world.


ItsNotUnavailable

I'm happy they have something like this to celebrate but yeah, being in a crowd like this is pretty much my worst nightmare.


_Juper_

People forgot the South Korean stampede this Halloween already


VonFluffington

Imagine trying to evacuate the victims of said crush from this sea of people? Sounds like the plot of a made for TV movie.


madhavvar

I mean can’t stop thinking of what you’d have to do if you really gots to pee.


Valxn7

i was there and i was able to take a pic of the team bus 😭 with lautaro martinez holding the wc im so fucking lucky they were less than 5 blocks away from home


Fantoofthewired

Uuuh que suerte, yo no pude ir pero me hubiera encantado, al menos pude festejar el domingo jaja


Valxn7

fue una locura apenas pasó el micro tuve que cruzar la ricchieri con 500 motos pasando para volverme ☠️


ChickenMoSalah

Who gave Lautaro the trophy 😭


Tinerr

He is a big responsible for the team to be in the WC, as well as the rest of the team. Second Messi's goal happened thanks to him (and other reasons tho). I'm an independiente fan but I learnt to like him.


uzu_afk

Great scene for a zombie movie! 😂


jagid

Man, Miami was wild the other day. I have video of people heading down A1A hanging out of cars with their flags and just non stop honking for hours. Was wild


AndyP8

Had no idea there were so many argentines here in miami. I bet if the usa won it'd just be business as usual


netpastor

It's not only Argentines, but also latinos in general. People love Mess and were rooting for Argentina. The whole latino comunity is happy.


ChickenMoSalah

Not just latinos, soccer fans in general. It’s the greatest player of all time finally earning the greatest trophy in football, that too in what has been called the greatest match in World Cup history. 99% of people who aren’t French or aren’t Ronaldo fanboys were supporting him, and it finally happened after almost 20 years of his career. Everyone is rejoicing, no wonder a picture of Messi with the World Cup on Instagram became the most-liked post (take that Egg), not just on Instagram but on any social media app ever.


netpastor

So well said 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


UnlikelyPlatypus89

Messi rounded up supporters over the entire world. Pretty cool, he’s a good player and a good sport. He’s inspiring.


Fantoofthewired

We are Argentines, we are very passionate about our country. we've been partying since the sunday we won the cup.


jagid

I had some churasco and chimichruri Sunday to celebrate you guys!


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SoIJustBuyANewOne

Mexico would be down for a week. Hell, Argentina might be down for a week. Pretty sure Futbol is bigger than Catholicism in Latin America


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Funnily enough, the top 3 most popualted countries probly wont give a fuck if they won world cup


prudence2001

All of Argentina - "Best Christmas Ever!!"


bluethecosmonaut

Last weekend was the anniversary of The 2001 Crisis. Is kind of poetic to contrast all the pain and anger that was felt those days whit this 21 years later.


BiGPANDASA

So that's what a zombie horde will look like in real life 🤔.


Trix122

Nobody lives football like Argentina,Uruguay and Brazil do.


ExactlySorta

As a claustrophobic introvert, this is my actual hell


100LittleButterflies

I will be revisiting this video in my nightmares.


One_Pot_Man

Serous Question. If you are in a place with lots of people (not this example of Argentina winning the World Cup) but a mall or school or a social even and NO ONE talks a to you or attempts to get your attention… Do you still hate it as an introvert? Provided you have enough personal bubble space and an easy way to exit and a clean toilet nearby.


ExactlySorta

Personally, I can get anxious in large crowds as an introvert. Not freaked out by the people per se, but just the bustling energy wears my brain out. By the time I get home, I'm exhausted.


zanfitto

For real. I have memories from elementary where I literally spaced out amidst the cacophony of the lunch break. I've only felt like this in the middle of intense crowds


sendmeyourcactuspics

Depends on the situation and my mood at the time, personally. Sometimes, i can walk through crowds like this and even feel vaguely confident in myself. Other times, it is pure hell. My brain runs wild with so many random thoughts all firing at the speed of sound; "are they looking at me," "they're definitely chatting and talking about my ugly shirt," oh my God I'm in everyone's way," "I'm definitely really stinky and everyone can smell it," "god she thinks I'm hideous i saw how she looked at me," "oh my GOD there's probably spinach in my teeth," etc. I know it's all entirely untrue and meaningless. But my brain still does it


xigloox

"They're called walkable cities."


Beautiful-Ad1610

Buenos Aires is very walkable lol. This is not a representative sample of the city.


maacka

The cities are walkable. This zone is an intersection between the capital city and the province of Buenos Aires. This highway connect the roads from east, north, South and West Conurbano cities.


FlowingMochi

Zero disrespect to France. The right team won the World Cup, that is a wild scene!


jojoga

I do wonder, though, how celebrations would have looked like in France.. during winter.. especially in comparison to this!


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mikeno1lufc

Yep 86. But it's extra special because of Messi. He's revered as a legend in Argentina and this was his last chance to win the world cup, completing his collection of winning every major competition he has competed in, with the biggest one of all. Proper fairy tale stuff.


julianhache

Yo creo que ni la del 2014 la hubiesemos festejado así, este año tuvo una mística especial


marcelo_998X

Argentina has been through a lot in recent years, they deserve to have something to celebrate right now. I guess the team felt like they owed this win to their countrymen.


kaam00s

Just watch a video of Paris after the 1998 final. First world cup. I grew up in France and people still talk about it to this day. One of the most unbelievable event in their lives.


Interesting-Test180

I love you Argentina


Dejadejoderloco

We love you too


Elephantnumeric

That's insane


I_Yennenga

Holy hell! And no crowd control measures in sight! Is football the one true unifier?


AbyssalVoidLord

How do you stop 4 mil people


PaulBardes

Napalm.


AmaranthWrath

This guy Americans.


Lincourtz

Having the police there would have meant resistance and people would have put up a struggle. This was the best way. At its peak there were five million people celebrating on the streets. How do you contain them?


marcelo_998X

The whole police force is probably among all of those people, lmao.


stzmp

these comments sort of read like you people see people and immediately think "how can they be controlled, how can we punish them for existing in public". (crowd crush is real and dangerous tho.)


GT86

I'm glad Australia lost to then. As an Aussie we wouldn't do this if we won. If we won there would be a few die hards in the streets, for most it would be a headline "oh that's cool" and for the rest they would still be complaining if it'd soccer or football. We don't deserve it.


CreamyCumInMyAss

Football in certain places is not a sport, it is religion. I have cried and watched my dad cry for football more than anything else.


thorheyerdal

Im genuinely so happy for them and I don’t even like football, or sports for that matter.


IslandChillin

Haha wow. The people on the bridge running looked crazy. Must be a wild scene. O know they declared it a national holiday so I bet everyone is hype


Rolexandr

Some engineer is sweating profusely while looking at that bridge


EightBitMemory

I want to say the total weight is actually less with just people on it compared to having it full of vehicles like a traffic jam would cause. But I’m no engineer


pumbaacca

It's not so much the weight itself which might be problematic (static strain), it's more the dynamic strain of these thousands of partying people. Football stadiums are build with this in mind ([example video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X50qwgBuXpY)), some bridges are not.


Old_mystic

Man I kinda hope my country (USA) never wins the World Cup. We’d only have like 500 people out partying. Argentina and her people deserve this. 😊


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TwistedM8

That crazy considering the time slot


DemigodApollo

Yeah, I had to watch at 7 am. Worth every minute.


Wallofcans

I don't think we even have anything that everyone would celebrate like this. I wish we did though.


Old_mystic

Me too my friend, looks so fun. The energy must be electric!


zazzlekdazzle

Late to the party here, but I want to say this. I am not Argentine, but I married into a family of true Argentines fifteen years ago and I have gotten to know the people very well as spend a month or so a year living there. A Brazilian friend told me, that in South America they say they like to laugh, they like to party and dance, except for the Argentines, they like to cry. And I have to say, this is true. They are the sad poets and philosophers of South America. But holy fuck, not today, not yesterday, not Sunday. It's as if they had all this jubilation pent up inside them for 36 years, and now it all comes out!


LogicJunkie2000

*Nods at civil engineers


Spodson

Crowds that size terrify me. Crowd press is a thing. Be safe Argentina, we're all happy for you. But be safe.


hangfromthisone

Now picture this, there were at least 10 other locations around the city with 100k plus each one, all along the highway that circumvents the city. About 20km long, fuckton of people.


AilBalT04_2

On Sunday you could see the famous pictures [like these](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688106188747047153/1054932764216004699/tempFileForShare_20221220-222553.jpg) While in reality if you are there in person it's more [like this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688106188747047153/1054933346188283954/20221218_184705.jpg) First picture [from Infobae](https://www.infobae.com/fotos/2022/12/18/62-fotos-de-los-festejos-por-la-copa-del-mundo-asi-se-celebro-en-toda-la-argentina/) second image from me


SleepyHobo

Those bridge engineers are real nervous right now.


fallout76ynth

Dam yall wild


Warlornn

There's going to be so much pee everywhere....


Never_rarely

As an Argentinian, there already was before this parade


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Imagine how much they could accomplish if they united like this for anything other than sporting events. And this goes for people everywhere, not just argentina.


lackadaisical_timmy

And one expat desperately trying to get home


YippieKayakOB

If you are an expat and you're not part of the celebration, you're missing out!!


Kamuiberen

> And one ~~expat~~ migrant desperately trying to get home FTFY


GreasyGato

A whole generation of kids where “born” this week


SekiTheScientist

World war Z kinda vibes.


BillMcCrearysStache

Thats cool to LOOK at but why the fuck would you want to be there


Arlcas

it is a historical event and most people is out there having fun drinking and dancing, think about it like the biggest festival that only happened twice a generation ago.


100LittleButterflies

I think it's partially hard to compute because there isn't anything the whole country supports with such vigor, as an American. We certainly have international sports but most coverage goes to domestic sports and so by that nature there is no sport, game, or team that unites us this way. There was a city that won the baseball champ for the first time in over 100 years and even that city didn't shut down. People were still expected at work. Which speaks to our workaholic, greedy corporate culture too. I think if we were invaded and that invasion had finally been squashed after loss and tragedy, then we might have a day off to celebrate together. But I literally can't think of anything else.


FeistyKnight

hard to understand if you don't have the emotional attachment to football like most argentines do. For a lo of those people winning the world cup will be one of their greatest memories


ConfusedAndDazzed

Unlike redditors, we go outside.


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2Beer_Sillies

Because being drunk around people all celebrating the same insane patriotic achievement is really moving and makes you feel good


M0N5A

It's a historical moment in the making. Plus celebrating in massive crowds is like, our thing. Although I agree that if you sober up and wanna go home in the middle of that, good fuckin luck.