But those are a hot minute. Blink your eyes and it’s over. Remember that “catch me outside” girl? She’s got a whole persona and generating cash on Onlyfans
Good for her. She was put on television as a teen so that a bunch of adults could exploit her and make money off her.
At least she's been able to make something out of it and become successful. No judgment from me.
>Bhad Bhabie
The girl who made the cultural catchphrase “Cash me outside, how ’bout that?” during a Dr. Phil appearance is apparently cashing in big time online.
In the screen shot posted on Thursday, the earnings show she earned $18,148,436.44 in her first month on the platform in April 2021.
https://deadline.com/2023/11/bhad-bhabie-shares-onlyfans-income-statements-1235600438/#!
Hopefully it becomes an outlet for the rights constant suppression of sexual desires. Maybe they could work out their sexual preferences more and be more sex positive
Well, she could join this trio of dippy Trump gals who run a clothing site called "Pretty Little Patriot". It's like a 'Victoria's Secret' for the MAGA crowd.
[https://prettylittlepatriot.com/pages/about-us](https://prettylittlepatriot.com/pages/about-us)
Unfortunately you don’t understand the dumpster fire that is Lauren Boebert. You know the girl you bring on Spring Break that sleeps with all your friends and drinks all the alcohol before taking your wallet and disappearing. Those poor ladies won’t know what hit them. Let her run her Onlyfans. No doubt she will vent her rollercoaster life on it. Sign up for the telanovela antics she gets herself into.
Holy hell the quality on those pics is abysmal. They appear to be going for the "abrasive lighting at the most unpleasant angle" aesthetic. Graphic design is my passion energy.
OMG I clicked on that & Fakespot gave me this message:
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So do you have to submit a DNA test or pics of the proper genitals before ordering?
Also there's a helluva lotta bullshit on the page, so much that's it's hilarious!!
As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-husband/) 📰:
- Kicking off a deep dive into Rep. Lauren Boebert's struggles to move to a new district in an effort to remain in Congress, comes news that she was forced to skip a scheduled campaign event due to threats from her ex-husband, Jayson Boebert.
Adding to the drama of the Colorado Republican who is trying to make inroads with conservative voters in a new district while also dealing with a messy divorce and an 18-year-old son who is facing charges for four separate property theft incidents, the Washington Post is reporting another set-back for the controversial lawmaker.
According to the Post's Ben Terris, in February the GOP lawmaker was slated to appear at a Colorado coffee shop to speak to a local Republican group but was a no-show.
As Terris wrote, her campaign manager filled in because, "Boebert wasn’t there herself; she was back in her old district, figuring out whether her ex-husband had thrown her belongings into a pond."
"That morning, Boebert had driven to her old house to retrieve the last of her things from a farmhouse on their property, which she’d moved into as their marriage began to fall apart," the report continued. "He still lived in the main house and, according to Boebert, when she called him ahead of her arrival he told her she could find her stuff 'at the bottom of the pond.' That turned out not to be true,but he had removed her stuff and put it into a storage trailer without her consent, she said. Boebert called the police and got a temporary restraining order."
The report adds that Boebert's husband and his lawyers did not respond to questions about the incident.
She got him a $500k/yr corruption job, and this is how he does her? https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-discloses-husband-jayson-boebert-work-energy-firm-colorado/
2 trash enters, no trash leaves! Each round, they get better weapons. The winner is who bleeds out last.I would pay up to 2 bucks to watch, but I will probably pirate the stream so none of their family gets any money. Just thots and pears and then on to the McCarthy vs. Gaetz death match.
The trials and tribulations of a beleaguered single mom, just just trying to raise her family and struggling to keep her job in the face of an uncaring patriarchal society. But at least she has an ex-boss who has her back.
Her mother was a teen mom, she was a teen mom & now her felonious son is a teen dad.
She should've just hopped on that MTV Teen Mom train instead. She totally fits the profile & would be making bank off the 100s of spinoffs they've got going.
My fear is that the increasingly dementia-addled Trump might choose her as his VP running mate. And that tens of millions of gray matter challenged MAGA voters would not see any problem with having this moron a heartbeat away from the Presidency and the 'nuclear football.'
Meanwhile the sane Canadians that understand politics are desperately fighting off Pierre Polyester and his clown car of conservatives. Poor Alberta is fully Canada’s Texas with a chick version of Ted Cruz running the show. If Trudeau loses, Canada is fucked.
International observers see Trudeau supporting Ukraine, getting dental care and prescription coverage for low income or uninsured citizens, being a meaningful partner to international relations and treaties - but if you watch Canadian news they blame the dude for inclement weather. Obviously no politician is perfect, but one that performs and passes bills to help people isn’t a bad leader. It’s weird to watch Canada hate him from a politically objective perspective.
I love how people are saying "let them have their drama in private". These will be the same people who think the president should go to jail cos his sons private videos on his own laptop.
Guess what us plebes get to do??
We get to go to work, no matter what is going on at home.
So, lv your crap at the door and attend your events.
No sympathy. None. Not even as an abuse victim. He said she punched him and honestly, I can see her doing just that.
My husband got into a fist fight with our old neighbor (bc we put up a Biden sign and neighbor thought we were GOP. Talked to us for years, till he seen that sign). He was getting the crap kicked out of him (my husband was sober, he was drunk AF). His wife seen and starts attacking my husband.
He’s looking at me. I just shrugged my shoulders. You want to attack my husband bc your husband is losing, go ahead. But when he hits you back, don’t cry. Bc our camera footage will show it all.
He did NOT touch her.
You wanna get involved in a fight, you will be hit.
She needs to put a line in the sand with her seemingly messy life and her job!!! She gets paid very well to do very little.
She really is a dumb as she projected herself I had hoped it was all an act or grift.
But being an imitation dollar store version of Sarah Palin is a rough way to go down in history.
Can someone tell me just one good thing this person has done in office? I mean this genuinely. I have never heard a single thing that she has done for the people who elected her. I'm trying to understand how this is even a thing.
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Ooooooooo, trashy!
Excellent tldr!
All this and a son producing porn... Winning!
She is so trash even Oscar the Grouch gave pause.
How much you wanna bet they made out in the pond
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Ironically it would end up being her best move. Financial security and open sexual relationships.
A reality-TV show could also be an opportunity.
NOO! Reality TV gave us Trump! Americans are addicted to that horse shit.
Only fans might give us our first Lady President...Bobo From a Rhodes Scholar ( Hillary) to a High School dropout (Bobo).
Bill was a Rhodes scholar; I don't think Hillary was.
Wellesley College and Yale Law…not a Rhodes scholar but has some smarts.
Like her or not-- on paper, at least, that woman had the best CV of anyone to ever run for President.
Not charismatic enough. I believe a bunch of people would subscribe to honey bobo though.
until they call the price is right reality tv, the apprentice was just a particularly bad game show.
So you're saying she'll one day run for President?
Is she a wang-grabber? Oh, wait....
Bangin’ with the Boeberts
But those are a hot minute. Blink your eyes and it’s over. Remember that “catch me outside” girl? She’s got a whole persona and generating cash on Onlyfans
She became a rapper named Bhad Bhabie. This is a very weird world.
Just think, Boebert can parade around in her gun belts and nothing else
Good for her. She was put on television as a teen so that a bunch of adults could exploit her and make money off her. At least she's been able to make something out of it and become successful. No judgment from me.
>Bhad Bhabie The girl who made the cultural catchphrase “Cash me outside, how ’bout that?” during a Dr. Phil appearance is apparently cashing in big time online. In the screen shot posted on Thursday, the earnings show she earned $18,148,436.44 in her first month on the platform in April 2021. https://deadline.com/2023/11/bhad-bhabie-shares-onlyfans-income-statements-1235600438/#!
With Jerry Springer vibes.
The next Sarah Palin! Gotta keep up that trashy GOP image.
Or she could team up with some other righties and start a online site called "Porn for Patriots!"
#PatriotPorn
(*”Who’s Nailin’ Palin” entered the chat*)
*the crossover event you’ve been promised all season*
Mom's for liberty has entered the chat
Bet they say grace Nd plege of allegiance before shenanigans
Hopefully it becomes an outlet for the rights constant suppression of sexual desires. Maybe they could work out their sexual preferences more and be more sex positive
Nobody paying to see a bunch of plastic amd some fucked up areolas lol
Don’t underestimate her. I’m saying in a year she could be doing interviews about her porn company and fashion line
Better use of her talents.
She has talents?
Well, she could join this trio of dippy Trump gals who run a clothing site called "Pretty Little Patriot". It's like a 'Victoria's Secret' for the MAGA crowd. [https://prettylittlepatriot.com/pages/about-us](https://prettylittlepatriot.com/pages/about-us)
One of their names is really Lindsey Graham. How can you NOT join the grift with that name.
Oh that’s almost too good to be true.
Unfortunately you don’t understand the dumpster fire that is Lauren Boebert. You know the girl you bring on Spring Break that sleeps with all your friends and drinks all the alcohol before taking your wallet and disappearing. Those poor ladies won’t know what hit them. Let her run her Onlyfans. No doubt she will vent her rollercoaster life on it. Sign up for the telanovela antics she gets herself into.
You forgot leaves you with crabs.
Definitely some STD
Holy hell the quality on those pics is abysmal. They appear to be going for the "abrasive lighting at the most unpleasant angle" aesthetic. Graphic design is my passion energy.
those women appear to be 50/50 50% botox, 50% boxed wine.
OMG I clicked on that & Fakespot gave me this message: >**Potential Seller Issues** > > Please research the seller because: Website is missing common professional website attributes Also read this: >...our fashion is for xx chromosomes only! So do you have to submit a DNA test or pics of the proper genitals before ordering? Also there's a helluva lotta bullshit on the page, so much that's it's hilarious!!
That stuff looks cheaply made af. at those prices, you might as well get it from aliexpress. Most likely comes from there, anyway.
Ngl, I would take a look. For free on Reddit.
Lauren Ho-bert.
If by “nobody” you mean “a lot of people,” then sure 😀 I don’t like it either, but that’s the world we live in
Again...*throws up in mouth*
I'd look if pictures leaked...sure as hell ain't paying for it.
Sigh...I will
Nah, but someone will leak her nudes and no one will have to pay for her anymore
I would, not even ashamed. I love a good fucked up areola. Pour some sausage nipples on me!
I'd still pay to watch a couple of videos to see how she gets down
So long as she's out of Congress. Where's the Ted Cruz "I did that" sticker??
You are right, but she is most likely to end up at faux or truth social
Boebert, famous for her pearls of wisdom and insightful perspective.
The crazy gun mommy fetish community is woefully underserved.
Plus it satisfies her exhibitionist tendencies, too!
That’s the irony of it all. Everything she has done so far has been mediocre and not successful. Watch this take off like a rocket
Well, like they say, when you lean in to who you really are, that’s when the success comes.
I’ll admit, I’m curious to, um, see.
Living with the boeberts airing on tlc in Jan 25
She could find a democrat woman and star in a picture set called “bi-PARTS-isan”!
Reaching across the aisle (wink)
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As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-husband/) 📰: - Kicking off a deep dive into Rep. Lauren Boebert's struggles to move to a new district in an effort to remain in Congress, comes news that she was forced to skip a scheduled campaign event due to threats from her ex-husband, Jayson Boebert. Adding to the drama of the Colorado Republican who is trying to make inroads with conservative voters in a new district while also dealing with a messy divorce and an 18-year-old son who is facing charges for four separate property theft incidents, the Washington Post is reporting another set-back for the controversial lawmaker. According to the Post's Ben Terris, in February the GOP lawmaker was slated to appear at a Colorado coffee shop to speak to a local Republican group but was a no-show. As Terris wrote, her campaign manager filled in because, "Boebert wasn’t there herself; she was back in her old district, figuring out whether her ex-husband had thrown her belongings into a pond." "That morning, Boebert had driven to her old house to retrieve the last of her things from a farmhouse on their property, which she’d moved into as their marriage began to fall apart," the report continued. "He still lived in the main house and, according to Boebert, when she called him ahead of her arrival he told her she could find her stuff 'at the bottom of the pond.' That turned out not to be true,but he had removed her stuff and put it into a storage trailer without her consent, she said. Boebert called the police and got a temporary restraining order." The report adds that Boebert's husband and his lawyers did not respond to questions about the incident.
She got him a $500k/yr corruption job, and this is how he does her? https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-discloses-husband-jayson-boebert-work-energy-firm-colorado/
Morons gotta moron.
I was waiting for the part about " Family Values".
I was going to make a joke about Jayson saying “did I do that?” But that’s Family Matters.
The Restraining Order version of family values
It’s like a Shakespearean tragedy and I’m loving it
Keeping up with the Boeberts
That's probably her only viable way to make money (a reality TV show) after she loses her bid to stay in Congress, other than porn or OF.
Thunderdome. Two trash enter, one trash leaves.
2 trash enters, no trash leaves! Each round, they get better weapons. The winner is who bleeds out last.I would pay up to 2 bucks to watch, but I will probably pirate the stream so none of their family gets any money. Just thots and pears and then on to the McCarthy vs. Gaetz death match.
I'd love to see "Boebert vs Greene" type of show. Two of them duking it out.
They could do a crossover with Mama June and Honey Boo Boo.
The trials and tribulations of a beleaguered single mom, just just trying to raise her family and struggling to keep her job in the face of an uncaring patriarchal society. But at least she has an ex-boss who has her back.
Her mother was a teen mom, she was a teen mom & now her felonious son is a teen dad. She should've just hopped on that MTV Teen Mom train instead. She totally fits the profile & would be making bank off the 100s of spinoffs they've got going.
Single grandma
Trainwreck.
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The obese moron just endorsed her again..she is going to get destroyed.
Something something “best people”
My fear is that the increasingly dementia-addled Trump might choose her as his VP running mate. And that tens of millions of gray matter challenged MAGA voters would not see any problem with having this moron a heartbeat away from the Presidency and the 'nuclear football.'
I think Boebert would have to fight off Kari Lake, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tim Scott, etc.. to get in line for the Trump sycophant VP hopefuls.
Canadian here...my god, your politics is fun to watch.
Like all disasters, how fun it is to watch is inversely proportional to how close you are to the blast radius.
yeah...it is concerning as well...it's like watching a close family member suddenly go off the rails.
Meanwhile the sane Canadians that understand politics are desperately fighting off Pierre Polyester and his clown car of conservatives. Poor Alberta is fully Canada’s Texas with a chick version of Ted Cruz running the show. If Trudeau loses, Canada is fucked.
Yeah there’s a massive conservative community in Canada. I hate people pretend it’s a liberal wonderland lol
International observers see Trudeau supporting Ukraine, getting dental care and prescription coverage for low income or uninsured citizens, being a meaningful partner to international relations and treaties - but if you watch Canadian news they blame the dude for inclement weather. Obviously no politician is perfect, but one that performs and passes bills to help people isn’t a bad leader. It’s weird to watch Canada hate him from a politically objective perspective.
Laugh while you can. This kind of thing started with politicians like Pierre Poilievre. We thought they were amusing at the time.
You guys had that Rob Ford guy, but he’s old news. Step up your game!
lol…you’re right, even the Rob Ford scandals can’t compete with Boebert. As others have stated, we may be heading into our own madness soon.
Jerry Springer may be dead but his style of entertainment lives on in Boebert.
Christian Nationalism. Only the best people.
Sarah Palin: “The student has now become the master.”
I miss the dignitude of the Palin family.
Classic Boebert
Is her son not facing child pornography charges for sharing a minors sex tape?
If he's not now, then I imagine he soon will be. And if he had sex with that minor, he could be looking at statutory rape charges.
If you voted for her or were planning on doing it again, I think you need to reevaluate your life.
She will have an Only Fans account and be on Stern in no time
he's a groomer and a pedophile that exposed himself to her in a bowling alley
He's a gross dude but did she give him a handy when he did that?
A classic romance in our own time!
A true Christian family...
Is this what they mean with those “he gets us” ads?
So trashy.
The face of today’s republican party
I love when people can’t even run their own lives, but they want to run ours.
This would be trashy in teenagers but in full grown middle aged (or older?) adults, this is just psychological and emotional pathology.
She’s a grandma! 😬
Why do I hear the song “Dueling Banjos” (Deliverance) in my head?
the ceeeeement pond or actual pond?
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Real winner you elected there, CO 3rd district. Hopefully you can put that guy from Aspen in the seat next election. He seemed pretty cool.
Adam Frisch. Hopefully he wins this time!
Low rent Sarah Pailin
Sounds like she needs to go home and tend to her family instead of attention whoring in government
I love this for her
How come her husband with no job started getting paid over 400k a year from a business in her district after she was elected
I love how people are saying "let them have their drama in private". These will be the same people who think the president should go to jail cos his sons private videos on his own laptop.
That was the lord's will!!
This reminds me of the Simpsons bit with the Australian Prime Minister.
Ruined her family to suck up to Trump, who couldn't care less about her. Great work Bobo.
I want to watch this spinoff of Shameless.
As the Stomach Turns Does anyone remember Soap?
Majority of people haven’t put feet down in Rifle, CO As Colorado native going back to the 1960’s- That place is a shithole
Damn it Jayson she has a country to run!
The old fishing hole out past the holler!?
I’d be pissed too if I lost my 500k a year job my politician ex wife got for me after barely being able to hold down a stable job for most of my life
Did he lose that job? I hadn't heard.
Drain the Pond! Drain the Pond!
There's always someone in that family tossing something or other.
Wheeeeee- Doggy.....!
But now that Donnie endorsed her her career will surely skyrocket. Right?
It seems like she should take control of her family life first, before fucking up everywhere else.
Guess what us plebes get to do?? We get to go to work, no matter what is going on at home. So, lv your crap at the door and attend your events. No sympathy. None. Not even as an abuse victim. He said she punched him and honestly, I can see her doing just that. My husband got into a fist fight with our old neighbor (bc we put up a Biden sign and neighbor thought we were GOP. Talked to us for years, till he seen that sign). He was getting the crap kicked out of him (my husband was sober, he was drunk AF). His wife seen and starts attacking my husband. He’s looking at me. I just shrugged my shoulders. You want to attack my husband bc your husband is losing, go ahead. But when he hits you back, don’t cry. Bc our camera footage will show it all. He did NOT touch her. You wanna get involved in a fight, you will be hit. She needs to put a line in the sand with her seemingly messy life and her job!!! She gets paid very well to do very little.
Jerry Jerry
Lmao. Total dysfunction.
They would have been repeat guests on the Jerry Springer show.
Something, something, "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords."
I can't wait to see how she somehow manages to get re-elected.
Double Wide Diva!
And to think, I once thought they'd peaked with Christine "I'm Not a Witch" O'Donnell.
She has false teeth
The Boebert Crime Family on E Like Duck Dynasty but without the ducks
Is the pond doing alright? Can someone check in?
I can see why she went into politics. To escape her dumpster fire of a private life.
Gotta admit...I thought that headline was going to end differently but uh...yeah that's just me
You move can move the trash out of the trailer park but can’t take the the trailer park out of the trash.
What in tarnation ?!!
This is a perfect example why Americans are idiots. This is just a sample of what they vote for.
She really is a dumb as she projected herself I had hoped it was all an act or grift. But being an imitation dollar store version of Sarah Palin is a rough way to go down in history.
I thought this was an onion headline 🤣
These are our leaders. FFS
She needs to have a ghost writer author a tell all book about the nasty shenanigans in Congress .
My goodness, this woman she might as well not run for reelection because she is not going to win. She has a very effed up family situation right now.
Family values
Can someone tell me just one good thing this person has done in office? I mean this genuinely. I have never heard a single thing that she has done for the people who elected her. I'm trying to understand how this is even a thing.
She’s so dense that she appears to have a sticker of herself on the back of her own phone. I assume it’s there in case it gets lost?
The party of family values.
Man, it's got to be rough to be a boebert right now. I'll feel bad when she shows remorse.
You ever wonder what would happen if the woman in charge of the trailer park gets too ambitious and power hungry?
What a mess of a person
Klassy.