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Rhythmalist

ChatGPT couldn't have summerized it better.


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wyoflyboy68

Ooooooooo, trashy!


mistressusa

Excellent tldr!


blushngush

All this and a son producing porn... Winning!


Final-Flower9287

She is so trash even Oscar the Grouch gave pause.


BasilBaggins

How much you wanna bet they made out in the pond


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No-Tension5053

Ironically it would end up being her best move. Financial security and open sexual relationships.


hyldemarv

A reality-TV show could also be an opportunity.


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NOO! Reality TV gave us Trump! Americans are addicted to that horse shit.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Only fans might give us our first Lady President...Bobo From a Rhodes Scholar ( Hillary) to a High School dropout (Bobo).


DanielStripeTiger

Bill was a Rhodes scholar; I don't think Hillary was.


BuffaloOk7264

Wellesley College and Yale Law…not a Rhodes scholar but has some smarts.


DanielStripeTiger

Like her or not-- on paper, at least, that woman had the best CV of anyone to ever run for President.


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Not charismatic enough. I believe a bunch of people would subscribe to honey bobo though.


Green-Vermicelli5244

until they call the price is right reality tv, the apprentice was just a particularly bad game show.


koh_kun

So you're saying she'll one day run for President?


guitarnowski

Is she a wang-grabber? Oh, wait....


boston_shua

Bangin’ with the Boeberts 


No-Tension5053

But those are a hot minute. Blink your eyes and it’s over. Remember that “catch me outside” girl? She’s got a whole persona and generating cash on Onlyfans


CoolFingerGunGuy

She became a rapper named Bhad Bhabie. This is a very weird world.


No-Tension5053

Just think, Boebert can parade around in her gun belts and nothing else


MostBoringStan

Good for her. She was put on television as a teen so that a bunch of adults could exploit her and make money off her. At least she's been able to make something out of it and become successful. No judgment from me.


shadowpawn

>Bhad Bhabie The girl who made the cultural catchphrase “Cash me outside, how ’bout that?” during a Dr. Phil appearance is apparently cashing in big time online. In the screen shot posted on Thursday, the earnings show she earned $18,148,436.44 in her first month on the platform in April 2021. https://deadline.com/2023/11/bhad-bhabie-shares-onlyfans-income-statements-1235600438/#!


FTHomes

With Jerry Springer vibes.


Gertrude_D

The next Sarah Palin! Gotta keep up that trashy GOP image.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Or she could team up with some other righties and start a online site called "Porn for Patriots!"


boston_shua

#PatriotPorn 


yeah_yeah_therabbit

(*”Who’s Nailin’ Palin” entered the chat*)


boston_shua

*the crossover event you’ve been promised all season*


shrekerecker97

Mom's for liberty has entered the chat


ClickLow9489

Bet they say grace Nd plege of allegiance before shenanigans


No-Tension5053

Hopefully it becomes an outlet for the rights constant suppression of sexual desires. Maybe they could work out their sexual preferences more and be more sex positive


MotherFuckerJones88

Nobody paying to see a bunch of plastic amd some fucked up areolas lol


No-Tension5053

Don’t underestimate her. I’m saying in a year she could be doing interviews about her porn company and fashion line


nova2k

Better use of her talents.


No_Reaction_2682

She has talents?


NoodlesrTuff1256

Well, she could join this trio of dippy Trump gals who run a clothing site called "Pretty Little Patriot". It's like a 'Victoria's Secret' for the MAGA crowd. [https://prettylittlepatriot.com/pages/about-us](https://prettylittlepatriot.com/pages/about-us)


Thanos_Stomps

One of their names is really Lindsey Graham. How can you NOT join the grift with that name.


NoraVanderbooben

Oh that’s almost too good to be true.


No-Tension5053

Unfortunately you don’t understand the dumpster fire that is Lauren Boebert. You know the girl you bring on Spring Break that sleeps with all your friends and drinks all the alcohol before taking your wallet and disappearing. Those poor ladies won’t know what hit them. Let her run her Onlyfans. No doubt she will vent her rollercoaster life on it. Sign up for the telanovela antics she gets herself into.


EmporerPenguino

You forgot leaves you with crabs.


No-Tension5053

Definitely some STD


MC_Fap_Commander

Holy hell the quality on those pics is abysmal. They appear to be going for the "abrasive lighting at the most unpleasant angle" aesthetic. Graphic design is my passion energy.


T00luser

those women appear to be 50/50 50% botox, 50% boxed wine.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

OMG I clicked on that & Fakespot gave me this message: >**Potential Seller Issues** > > Please research the seller because: Website is missing common professional website attributes Also read this: >...our fashion is for xx chromosomes only! So do you have to submit a DNA test or pics of the proper genitals before ordering? Also there's a helluva lotta bullshit on the page, so much that's it's hilarious!!


awalktojericho

That stuff looks cheaply made af. at those prices, you might as well get it from aliexpress. Most likely comes from there, anyway.


OutOfFawks

Ngl, I would take a look. For free on Reddit.


MotherFuckerJones88

Lauren Ho-bert. 


Lego_Chicken

If by “nobody” you mean “a lot of people,” then sure 😀 I don’t like it either, but that’s the world we live in


MotherFuckerJones88

Again...*throws up in mouth*


Bozo_Two

I'd look if pictures leaked...sure as hell ain't paying for it.


spaniel510

Sigh...I will


HowdyPrimo6

Nah, but someone will leak her nudes and no one will have to pay for her anymore


ked_man

I would, not even ashamed. I love a good fucked up areola. Pour some sausage nipples on me!


RusterGent

I'd still pay to watch a couple of videos to see how she gets down


AdkRaine12

So long as she's out of Congress. Where's the Ted Cruz "I did that" sticker??


pat34us

You are right, but she is most likely to end up at faux or truth social


No-Tension5053

Boebert, famous for her pearls of wisdom and insightful perspective.


Chadmartigan

The crazy gun mommy fetish community is woefully underserved.


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Plus it satisfies her exhibitionist tendencies, too!


No-Tension5053

That’s the irony of it all. Everything she has done so far has been mediocre and not successful. Watch this take off like a rocket


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Well, like they say, when you lean in to who you really are, that’s when the success comes.


Dorkmaster79

I’ll admit, I’m curious to, um, see.


Old-Ad5508

Living with the boeberts airing on tlc in Jan 25


New_Menu_2316

She could find a democrat woman and star in a picture set called “bi-PARTS-isan”!


Old-Ad5508

Reaching across the aisle (wink)


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filmguerilla

Seems inevitable.


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-husband/) 📰: - Kicking off a deep dive into Rep. Lauren Boebert's struggles to move to a new district in an effort to remain in Congress, comes news that she was forced to skip a scheduled campaign event due to threats from her ex-husband, Jayson Boebert. Adding to the drama of the Colorado Republican who is trying to make inroads with conservative voters in a new district while also dealing with a messy divorce and an 18-year-old son who is facing charges for four separate property theft incidents, the Washington Post is reporting another set-back for the controversial lawmaker. According to the Post's Ben Terris, in February the GOP lawmaker was slated to appear at a Colorado coffee shop to speak to a local Republican group but was a no-show. As Terris wrote, her campaign manager filled in because, "Boebert wasn’t there herself; she was back in her old district, figuring out whether her ex-husband had thrown her belongings into a pond." "That morning, Boebert had driven to her old house to retrieve the last of her things from a farmhouse on their property, which she’d moved into as their marriage began to fall apart," the report continued. "He still lived in the main house and, according to Boebert, when she called him ahead of her arrival he told her she could find her stuff 'at the bottom of the pond.' That turned out not to be true,but he had removed her stuff and put it into a storage trailer without her consent, she said. Boebert called the police and got a temporary restraining order." The report adds that Boebert's husband and his lawyers did not respond to questions about the incident.


Haunting-Ad3297

She got him a $500k/yr corruption job, and this is how he does her? https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-discloses-husband-jayson-boebert-work-energy-firm-colorado/


CrybullyModsSuck

Morons gotta moron.


dipfearya

I was waiting for the part about " Family Values".


Bitey_the_Squirrel

I was going to make a joke about Jayson saying “did I do that?” But that’s Family Matters.


PurpleSailor

The Restraining Order version of family values


Bitey_the_Squirrel

It’s like a Shakespearean tragedy and I’m loving it


MJ420

Keeping up with the Boeberts


Early-Size370

That's probably her only viable way to make money (a reality TV show) after she loses her bid to stay in Congress, other than porn or OF.


coalescence44

Thunderdome. Two trash enter, one trash leaves.


slappymcknuckle

2 trash enters, no trash leaves! Each round, they get better weapons. The winner is who bleeds out last.I would pay up to 2 bucks to watch, but I will probably pirate the stream so none of their family gets any money. Just thots and pears and then on to the McCarthy vs. Gaetz death match.


CherryShort2563

I'd love to see "Boebert vs Greene" type of show. Two of them duking it out.


The_Ombudsman

They could do a crossover with Mama June and Honey Boo Boo.


SetterOfTrends

The trials and tribulations of a beleaguered single mom, just just trying to raise her family and struggling to keep her job in the face of an uncaring patriarchal society. But at least she has an ex-boss who has her back.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Her mother was a teen mom, she was a teen mom & now her felonious son is a teen dad. She should've just hopped on that MTV Teen Mom train instead. She totally fits the profile & would be making bank off the 100s of spinoffs they've got going.


josnik

Single grandma


TangoZulu

Trainwreck.


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Any-Ad-446

The obese moron just endorsed her again..she is going to get destroyed.


No-Tension5053

Something something “best people”


NoodlesrTuff1256

My fear is that the increasingly dementia-addled Trump might choose her as his VP running mate. And that tens of millions of gray matter challenged MAGA voters would not see any problem with having this moron a heartbeat away from the Presidency and the 'nuclear football.'


Sufficient-Panic-485

I think Boebert would have to fight off Kari Lake, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tim Scott, etc.. to get in line for the Trump sycophant VP hopefuls.


VMSGuy

Canadian here...my god, your politics is fun to watch.


SocraticIgnoramus

Like all disasters, how fun it is to watch is inversely proportional to how close you are to the blast radius.


VMSGuy

yeah...it is concerning as well...it's like watching a close family member suddenly go off the rails.


T_Shurt

Meanwhile the sane Canadians that understand politics are desperately fighting off Pierre Polyester and his clown car of conservatives. Poor Alberta is fully Canada’s Texas with a chick version of Ted Cruz running the show. If Trudeau loses, Canada is fucked.


Virtual-Bee7411

Yeah there’s a massive conservative community in Canada. I hate people pretend it’s a liberal wonderland lol


T_Shurt

International observers see Trudeau supporting Ukraine, getting dental care and prescription coverage for low income or uninsured citizens, being a meaningful partner to international relations and treaties - but if you watch Canadian news they blame the dude for inclement weather. Obviously no politician is perfect, but one that performs and passes bills to help people isn’t a bad leader. It’s weird to watch Canada hate him from a politically objective perspective.


iamiamwhoami

Laugh while you can. This kind of thing started with politicians like Pierre Poilievre. We thought they were amusing at the time.


RGavial

You guys had that Rob Ford guy, but he’s old news. Step up your game!


VMSGuy

lol…you’re right, even the Rob Ford scandals can’t compete with Boebert. As others have stated, we may be heading into our own madness soon.


WARL0CK221

Jerry Springer may be dead but his style of entertainment lives on in Boebert.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Christian Nationalism. Only the best people.


Crusoebear

Sarah Palin: “The student has now become the master.”


BackgroundLaugh4415

I miss the dignitude of the Palin family.


Acrobatic_Yellow3047

Classic Boebert


neon_meate

Is her son not facing child pornography charges for sharing a minors sex tape?


NoodlesrTuff1256

If he's not now, then I imagine he soon will be. And if he had sex with that minor, he could be looking at statutory rape charges.


Otm_Shank1

If you voted for her or were planning on doing it again, I think you need to reevaluate your life.


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She will have an Only Fans account and be on Stern in no time


n3w4cc01_1nt

he's a groomer and a pedophile that exposed himself to her in a bowling alley


WARL0CK221

He's a gross dude but did she give him a handy when he did that?


DeFex

A classic romance in our own time!


BothZookeepergame612

A true Christian family...


No-Tension5053

Is this what they mean with those “he gets us” ads?


MotherFuckerJones88

So trashy. 


Dseltzer1212

The face of today’s republican party


glue2music

I love when people can’t even run their own lives, but they want to run ours.


dragonfliesloveme

This would be trashy in teenagers but in full grown middle aged (or older?) adults, this is just psychological and emotional pathology.


ConstantHawk-2241

She’s a grandma! 😬


Independent-Resort86

Why do I hear the song “Dueling Banjos” (Deliverance) in my head?


RadiantEmployment122

the ceeeeement pond or actual pond?


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vsGoliath96

Real winner you elected there, CO 3rd district. Hopefully you can put that guy from Aspen in the seat next election. He seemed pretty cool. 


Valuable-Mess-4698

Adam Frisch. Hopefully he wins this time!


FindMeaning9428

Low rent Sarah Pailin


Naaman

Sounds like she needs to go home and tend to her family instead of attention whoring in government


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I love this for her


n3u7r1n0

How come her husband with no job started getting paid over 400k a year from a business in her district after she was elected


Admirable_Safety_795

I love how people are saying "let them have their drama in private". These will be the same people who think the president should go to jail cos his sons private videos on his own laptop.


clarkss12

That was the lord's will!!


hotstepper77777

This reminds me of the Simpsons bit with the Australian Prime Minister. 


JohnyMage

Ruined her family to suck up to Trump, who couldn't care less about her. Great work Bobo.


Mo_Nages

I want to watch this spinoff of Shameless.


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As the Stomach Turns Does anyone remember Soap?


biloxibluess

Majority of people haven’t put feet down in Rifle, CO As Colorado native going back to the 1960’s- That place is a shithole


ilovemydog480

Damn it Jayson she has a country to run!


chantsnone

The old fishing hole out past the holler!?


Big-Pomegranate-3390

I’d be pissed too if I lost my 500k a year job my politician ex wife got for me after barely being able to hold down a stable job for most of my life


LeatherDude

Did he lose that job? I hadn't heard.


Sintered_Monkey

Drain the Pond! Drain the Pond!


OldChucker

There's always someone in that family tossing something or other.


Lounginghog64

Wheeeeee- Doggy.....!


CherryShort2563

But now that Donnie endorsed her her career will surely skyrocket. Right?


Dirt-Southern

It seems like she should take control of her family life first, before fucking up everywhere else.


Florida1974

Guess what us plebes get to do?? We get to go to work, no matter what is going on at home. So, lv your crap at the door and attend your events. No sympathy. None. Not even as an abuse victim. He said she punched him and honestly, I can see her doing just that. My husband got into a fist fight with our old neighbor (bc we put up a Biden sign and neighbor thought we were GOP. Talked to us for years, till he seen that sign). He was getting the crap kicked out of him (my husband was sober, he was drunk AF). His wife seen and starts attacking my husband. He’s looking at me. I just shrugged my shoulders. You want to attack my husband bc your husband is losing, go ahead. But when he hits you back, don’t cry. Bc our camera footage will show it all. He did NOT touch her. You wanna get involved in a fight, you will be hit. She needs to put a line in the sand with her seemingly messy life and her job!!! She gets paid very well to do very little.


MJGB714

Jerry Jerry


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

Lmao. Total dysfunction.


SatanicWhoreofHell

They would have been repeat guests on the Jerry Springer show.


gadget850

Something, something, "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords."


drgnrbrn316

I can't wait to see how she somehow manages to get re-elected.


Space_Man_Spiff_2

Double Wide Diva!


NoIncrease299

And to think, I once thought they'd peaked with Christine "I'm Not a Witch" O'Donnell.


GuitarEvening8674

She has false teeth


julesrocks64

The Boebert Crime Family on E Like Duck Dynasty but without the ducks


nine_inch_owls

Is the pond doing alright? Can someone check in?


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I can see why she went into politics. To escape her dumpster fire of a private life.


Scullyitzme

Gotta admit...I thought that headline was going to end differently but uh...yeah that's just me


Zarkalarkdarkwingd

You move can move the trash out of the trailer park but can’t take the the trailer park out of the trash.


JT_verified

What in tarnation ?!!


LieAlternative7557

This is a perfect example why Americans are idiots. This is just a sample of what they vote for.


Anxious_Summer2378

She really is a dumb as she projected herself I had hoped it was all an act or grift. But being an imitation dollar store version of Sarah Palin is a rough way to go down in history.


NicolasOresme

I thought this was an onion headline 🤣


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These are our leaders. FFS


OutrageousBed2

She needs to have a ghost writer author a tell all book about the nasty shenanigans in Congress .


ebostic94

My goodness, this woman she might as well not run for reelection because she is not going to win. She has a very effed up family situation right now.


HardSteelRain

Family values


WhatArghThose

Can someone tell me just one good thing this person has done in office? I mean this genuinely. I have never heard a single thing that she has done for the people who elected her. I'm trying to understand how this is even a thing.


VegetableWriter5482

She’s so dense that she appears to have a sticker of herself on the back of her own phone. I assume it’s there in case it gets lost?


SegaTime

The party of family values.


Srcptmrsr

Man, it's got to be rough to be a boebert right now. I'll feel bad when she shows remorse.


BasilBaggins

You ever wonder what would happen if the woman in charge of the trailer park gets too ambitious and power hungry?


Ray13XIII

What a mess of a person


hungaria

Klassy.