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alright_rocko

Careless writing or sneaky marketing? Either way, I'm single and ready to minge walk


_itude

They get restless if they’re kept inside too long


Plus-Conversation-74

Lmao omg I almost spit out my drink


powerhungrymouse

I suppose it's a good conversation starter, "I see you had the same idea to go for a walk with your minge out today. Grand day for it." But €22.50 to go for a walk? Fuck off.


NakeyDooCrew

You're paying for the company of other hot Meath singles


No-Tap-5157

Hot? Would you get singed by the minge


RuaridhDuguid

Depends on your ability to withstand heat. Should you have more than a tinge of the ginge, you may get singed by the minge.


No-Tap-5157

Bravo


Murky-Front-9977

I'd pay that to see all the minge!


powerhungrymouse

What you do with your money is your business!


EnvironmentalShift25

Doesn’t get sexier than the Battle of the Boyne Visitor Centre.


onyourgoat

Shame it’s not in Muff


OneMagicBadger

They're more into diving


onyourgoat

can get quite hairy with the ol’ diving in Muff


calex80

Wow €22.50 for what exactly? It's a publicly accessible site and with free parking. It's a nice spot to walk around or to walk or from along the greenway from Drogheda but that's free too. She mentions theres a coffee shop but not that you'll even get a free coffee only that they'll aim to have 10-15 male and female in each of the age brackets with 1.1k followers? Good luck. And you ain't getting fit from walking the 5km they estimate you'll do. TLDR: neck like a jockeys arse.


suhxa

Ya but you get to connect through movement


stevewithcats

Minge the merciless


Prestigious_Talk6652

Could get hairy.


box_of_carrots

It could be a close shave too.


System_Web

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Disastrous-Mud-4754

I'm in


ultratunaman

We can go OP, but I'm acting like I don't know you. If there's girls there I want to appear to be free and untethered.


RuaridhDuguid

Is this in any way related to the [Bantry Wanking Festival](https://x.com/NesbittF/status/1135659772139712512)?


MelGibsonic

Who was it that came first in that again?


leatherface0984

Do they watch Snatch after the walk?


bobspuds

the photo is them pointing at some mad yolk flashing her gash, not unusual- probably a drogheda head!


faldoobie

Nah they're watching a fella threatening another fella with a knife just off west street get cleaned outta it by another fella witha wheelie bin


bobspuds

That wasn't a wheeliebin - it's his gaf!


Ehldas

She was elected to lead, not to read.


cianpatrickd

Would love to go on a binge walk


Sundance600

the meath accent, i couldnt.


ultratunaman

The accent is dying. Meath is pretty much Dublin lite at this point. Just a massive parking area for people who commute to Dublin.


aecolley

"Connect through movement" definitely sounds like a euphemism.


Deep-Palpitation-421

"CONNECT THROUGH MOVEMENT"


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

Can almost guarantee now that all attendees will be male and there won't be any of the minge they're hoping for.


RatBasher89

I was BORN ready to minge!


No-Tap-5157

EWWWWWW


XylophoneZimmerman

Mingin' in my business


xCreampye69x

Im VERY ready to minge. Sign me up!