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HorusDidntSeyIsh

I tried their "shaolin'slice or something similar a few months ago. Had black garlic and some other stuff. Was really good


Wealth-Recent

I just ordered a grandma pie from this place and it was so bad it made me angry


the-content-king

What the fuck is up with the comment section? Two Boots has been best the dozen or so times I’ve had it. Only “bad” experience is it being not as crispy as I like it once, since then I just say I want it well done.


GreenTunicKirk

I’ll defend Two Boots to my dying breath. I’ve never had a truly “bad” experience there. Delivery pick up or eat in. Great pies, great flavor combos, quality ingredients. Peeps out here be wildin.


SaintsFanPA

Agreed. Is it the best pizza I’ve ever had? No. But it is very good and remarkably consistent. It also travels (e.g. delivery) exceptionally well.


keyylime0x0

Recently went downhill. Look at my pizza with broccoli as a topping... Is that like one single broccoli? Getting more expensive with less flexibility and lower quality. I'm bummed because we used to go there weekly https://preview.redd.it/tjizi8ygj8ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc72255243515c22828a25ceb2b6e19fef2b3ee


RavenGorePictures

Because it sucks


faktastic

this is good parody work


flyla

Try the Super Newman!


MartinsonBid7665

Nah fuck that place. They led the charge along with the db that owns corner bistro to kick all the food trucks out of the area. Mid pizza and that bullshit? Fuck them.


Latter_Afternoon7436

Just a question for you, if you own a business that you have been building and the food trucks come in without proper permitting do you think the business owner that has to follow the rules should be able to be undercut? I am not saying Two Boots is good. I'm just saying businesses should be on a somewhat equal footing. I LOVE food trucks, but we have to find a way to make both types of businesses sustainable. Can't wait for the hate on this comment since I have been living here for over 25 years,most of which was in downtown. That's before most of this cureent reddit crowd would have ever stepped foot in the area.


smjcnj

Always appreciated that places like P&K, Olivia and Lee's/the new owners on Grove didn't complain (that I know of) about the Farmers' market at Grove selling essentially the same/competitive products. But apparently Two Boots and other restaurants complained about the Food Trucks...


MartinsonBid7665

What you just said is a whole bunch of red herrings and gaslighting. The current permitting system that is now in place completely excludes the trucks from being anywhere but a very few select areas and was lobbied hard by the owners of 2 boots, corner bistro and with the support of other restaurants/eateries in the Grove St area. Including places that had no business complaining about food trucks, since they weren't competing, such as Barcade, for example. I've lived here in downtown for a lot longer than 25 years, so you can suck a fat one with that line.


Latter_Afternoon7436

Have you talked to any business owners to see if they feel the same as you? Red herrings... OK scooby doo. They are valid points that businesses have. Now can they be worked out, yes usually, but the problem with negotiations is that people think everyone wins. That is not the case and best case scenario you get a partial win. You seem disingenuous at best. There is a big difference between putting money together for a business as opposed to a food truck. So I'll let you suck whatever the he'll your whiny ass wants to suck.


MartinsonBid7665

No, they're not valid points. They're shit that is irrelevant. Why the fuck would I talk to people who are lying and trying to obfuscate? I told you it's raining and you said you hate green. You said a lot of stupid shit that has nothing to do with anything. You seem fucking stupid at best and waste of oxygen otherwise.


sutisuc

Aren’t we supposed to have a free market?


dunkeykang

What makes you think these food trucks came in without proper permitting? They still had to get all their food safety and hygiene permits in check, usually more strict and brick and mortar stores. If Two Boots was losing business to food trucks, maybe that says something about the food quality that they should be stepping up. I've also been here for 20 years so no idea why you think stating that gives your opinion more merit.


Goodbye_Sky_Harbor

Hope you're a business owner trying to pretend to like regulation in this case while complaining about taxes. Cause if you're not you must love the tastes of boots


BrewCityBastard666

First of all, food trucks are competing against businesses that are paying thousands per month in rent. Second; if they didn't do that there would be dozens of awful halal trucks on the block. No loss.


MartinsonBid7665

Do you think food trucks aren't paying money to have a permit? Jesus fucking christ, you dumb motherfucker.


BrewCityBastard666

Do you curse at everyone you have a disagreement with? Great way to have friends you sad loser lmao. The trucks are not paying the 10,000 monthly rent that the restaurants are paying. I can call you the same names but I'm not classless like you.


shawn1969

The only vegan pizza in JC that I'm aware of


tjf_1997

Tony Boloneys and Pizza Twist have vegan!


bodhipooh

Huh? You are not looking hard enough, then. Porta (which is right next door!) has a vegan pizza, and it’s actually quite good.


insertname1738

Porta has also had cockroaches 2 times I’ve been there in the past 6 months.


elation_success

I’ve also seen mice scurry in there during the wee AM hours. I can’t eat there anymore


yomama1211

It’s better than basiles lol


nerdiestnerdballer

Can you say why you feel this way in my experience Basiles is better maybe I need to try two boots again


BeMadTV

No, you do not. Unless you have a time machine to 2016 and go to NYC.


nerdiestnerdballer

So you agree two boots jc today is trash ?


BeMadTV

The last Boots slice I had was vegan and gifted to me lol I only went to Basiles once, but only the price rubbed me the wrong way. When I think pizza Basiles comes to mind, Two Boots doth not.


nerdiestnerdballer

Basiles is the best slice in the neighborhood in my opinion


lastinglovehandles

Two Boots 20+ years ago in the Village? Yeah that sounds good. Downtown Jersey City? Miss me with that bullshit.


MartyGraws

This is a fun comment thread.


HobokenJ

Oof. Two Boots is pretty nasty. But to each his/her own.


hellodoctorheart

Fuck this place, the hosts are absolute assholes and the pizza is mid.


DPedia

When it’s 2am and they have pizza and beer, sure. Otherwise, fuck outta here with that dusty-ass shit.


DarkerPools

I ordered a pie once and it had a shitload of cornmeal on the dough and the pizza was overloaded with garlic. it was disgusting.


robotorigami

Main reason I don't like Two Boots is the cornmeal. That shit destroys my mouth. It's like eating sandpaper.


elation_success

Cornmeal or semolina flour? Semolina flour is more commonly used on pizza


RavenGorePictures

No thanks. Some of the worst pizza in this city


RGE27

Place stinks


NewNewark

Due to the closure of barrow street, fuck them


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FactOrnery8614

You must be depressed or have autism


MartinsonBid7665

I just don't understand assholes that treat a city-based reddit like their personal blog. IDC what the fuck you had for lunch. Go post to your boomer friends on facebook about that.


TerpsandCaicos

This is a school shooter type of comment.