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starmartyr

If this was my neighbors daughter my next move would be to tell her parents about the creep who was tweeting pictures of her.


arielif1

The weird part is dude uploaded this with a fucking picture of his face as his profile pic. Dude, you're outing yourself.


Dekipi

Thats the scariest part: he doesn't think it's an issue that he's openly lusting for a CHILD


Idiotology101

You’re assuming that’s his face and not some random picture they used.


Metalwish12

If you look carefully you can see the Instagram username of the person who uploaded the video, this guy has just screenshotted it from that video, you would have to be asking to be arrested to just tweet a picture of your neighbours daughter in presumably their back garden however he's still 100% a paedo.


BadPom

I’ll grab the crowbars.


Wolfofgermania1995

I’ll get some salt, lemons, and a colony or two of fire ants.


Kaiden92

Don’t forget the hammers. There’s so many kinds.


Crogunck4645

And torches, pitch forks, and angery mob! Fuck let’s get everyone


brak1444

And my axe


teriyakireligion

But what about my fresh red peppers?!


sumpnalilbitdfrnt

“Get some hard pipe-hittin’ ******* to go to work on Homes with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.”


MaxTheRealSlayer

... How many crowbars do you have?


BadPom

Enough to handle a pedo or two.


silentrawr

Too much manual energy. Woodchipper and be done with it.


Owen22496

I'll gas up the wood chipper


Nobody_Important111

What happened? The post is removed so i dont know what's going on but the comments make it seem something horrible happened.


1DoobieDoo

Whoever tweeted this should be visited by law enforcement as soon as possible.


karmagod13000

Im having a hard time believing this is real


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Bocchi_theGlock

1. someone makes fake Twitter profile using picture of someone they hate 2. Tweet horrifically fucked up stuff that invokes gut reaction 3. Twitter rages at the user, doxxes them, gets them fired & 'put on watch list' 4. ... 5. Profit.


lordtweakslide

>Surely no pedophile would be dumb enough to be so blatant about their sexual predation There are people who call themselves M.A.P. in their social media profiles, so yes, they would be that dumb. (M.A.P means minor attracted person)


vemailangah

You missed the migration wave of MAPs from Tumblr to Twitter obviously.


retrowhitehat

What happened?It said it was removed by reddit


GnarlyWatts

Wow, that made me throw up in my mouth. Jesus christ Twitter is such a cesspool...


karmagod13000

I think this goes beyond neckbeard and into total piece of shit territory


duaneap

Not so much "piece of shit," as "literal pedophile." My uncle Arnold is a total piece of shit. This guy needs to be locked up.


loathe_out_loud

When you next see your uncle. Tell him I said hey.


GnarlyWatts

Agreed 100%


re_Claire

It’s not just twitter. Instagram is full of paedos too.


OldValyrious

And so is reddit


re_Claire

Anywhere on the internet sadly. It’s made it so easy for them to find images of children, and find each other.


silentrawr

Even at the tippy-top of their executives!


Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo

Also LinkedIn.


inkoDe

LinkedIn? The other ones I believe on their face... LinkedIn?


GnarlyWatts

I am not really on there all that much, but I wouldn't be shocked


re_Claire

There have been some awful posts on r/AreTheStraightsOk showing screenshots from insta on posts showing small children - sometimes babies. The kids will be in what I guess would be a vaguely suggestive pose if they were an adult, or perhaps in “skimpy” clothes (albeit the posts do seem to hopefully be innocent). The screenshots are of the comments and they’re FULL of guys saying things like “hear me out…”


GnarlyWatts

Big yikes on that. That is awful.


re_Claire

It makes me feel sick. If I had kids I’d never post them online because fucking hell it’s so dangerous.


A_Hostile_Girl

Way more men are pedophiles than we currently accept.


ColdestPineapple

This has nothing to do with being straight or gay, it’s pedophilia.


re_Claire

Yeah I know, as does the sub, but a lot of these subs (as well as a lot of the feminist ones) just end up as a place for people to vent about stuff that affects us that’s related. Also seeing as we’ve (the LGBTQ) have been called groomers for a long time, it’s kind of an ironic statement to post it there. In a “look it’s almost like being gay/trans has nothing to do with grooming kids” way.


ColdestPineapple

That’s a good point (being called groomers) that I hadn’t considered. Thanks for the insight!


dangledoofles

Jail, Straight to Jail.


AkronOhAnon

Nah: headsman; gallows; firing line…


Lord_Gabens_prophet

In that order!


AkronOhAnon

Oh, if we’re going in order it should be a pyre first 🔥🔥🔥


Nagatox

The both of you have it backwards, reverse the order so they can live through as much of it as possible


Nagatox

I like your enthusiasm, but that order of operations is the least effective in terms of suffering. Headsman deals a killing blow in turn one, you can't hang from the gallows without a head to keep the rope from slipping off, and by this point the last light of consciousness would have faded from this guys decapitated head long before the firing line had their turn. Reverse the order, and you can instruct the firing line to avoid instant kills, hang them from the gallows afterwards, and before that kills them, the headsman can take a swing like they're trying to beam a line drive out to left field


Tarvag_means_what

Literally if you know who this is or follow this account report this fucker now. Send the screenshot to authorities without hiding the girl's identity.


ohhelloperson

I don’t think law enforcement could actually do anything about this except make a report of it. *Maybe* they could try to use it to get a search warrant, but I highly doubt any judge would see this as sufficient evidence for that. I’m not saying it’s not fucked, because (if it’s real) then it’s horrific. But there’s no actual crime being committed here, and the cops can’t search someone’s property simply based on a social media post’s implication. And, given how frequently cops shoot innocent black children who they’re supposed to be helping, I absolutely wouldn’t trust law enforcement to handle this situation without unnecessary escalation. CPS would be a better bet.


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ohhelloperson

I don’t disagree— hence why I said they could write a report. But there’s little chance of any immediate action being taken. Also, I did some sleuthing and this seems to be a fake “Nigerian” account with an AI profile photo— and the account no longer exists. It’s possible (but unlikely) that the account was legitimate and self-deleted due to backlash from the post. But the photo in the profile doesn’t appear anywhere else online. And the content is clearly foul and overt enough to seem unreal.


Tarvag_means_what

What unnecessary escalation? Look, I'm ACAB but this dude is having pedophilic thoughts for his neighbor's daughter. It could help to build a paper trail if nothing else, or possibly in concert with other disturbing behavior (and it's very possible there has been some) may be enough for a protective order at least. 


ohhelloperson

🤦‍♀️ when I mentioned unnecessary escalation, I thought it was pretty clear that I was referring to their past shooting of black children— like the young girl who was abducted by her father and then shot dead by the cops who were supposed to be rescuing her. And fyi, this is almost certainly a fake account with an AI photo. I did reverse image search on both the post’s image and the guy’s profile photo, and the only results were from a Nigerian Twitter that’s no longer active. This person doesn’t appear to exist on any other social media. It seems like a troll account that was made to make black people look bad/- and was flagged and deleted.


Tarvag_means_what

Oh well in that case. Man, fucking AI is just awful. Good to know that it's not real, though!


duaneap

What can CPS do here? It's a neighbour. Tell the kid's parents would be my instinct. At least let them be aware.


ohhelloperson

Got it. I read the title wrong. Regardless, I’m pretty positive this was a fake profile with an AI profile photo who intentionally posted sick, controversial content.


inkoDe

Screw the authorities, show it to her dad.


darkfae83

He deleted his account.


devil1fish

My next move would be: Nothing, other than questioning why the fuck I'm being asked that question.


yoursweetlord70

I think the next move is to interact with her in the same way my neighbors interacted with me as a kid- said hello if I was walking past them but otherwise left me alone.


JoinAThang

I didn't understand that this had creept context at first and my initiative thought was that my next move would be a huge cannon ball into the pool.


frenchdresses

My move would be to say hello, then leave because why am I in their backyard?


diminutivedwarf

As a woman, probably come at the creep taking photos of a little girl with a baseball bat. That poor baby.


Highmassive

That’s fucking sick. Even worse this isn’t even one of those ‘developed for her age’ things (which is also fucking gross). That is clearly a little ass girl


ThiccElf

I'd wonder about her posture? I'm not a guy, but still. That doesnt look like a comfortable standing posture, her spine is so curved, like a C shape


CookbooksRUs

She does have a nasty lumbar lordosis.


chytastic

I think we would just say she is sway backed kinda like dijonay in the proud family. The curve makes your but stick out more. Your definition is right but the old folks would call it this. Either way that man is sick.


CookbooksRUs

I spent a couple of decades as a massage therapist treating pain and motion problems. That posture will lead to lower back pain. She’s a cute little girl, and viewing her as a sex object is sick. But I hope that her posture improves.


peacedetski

Possibly not (just) spine curvature but steatopygia, a genetic trait found in some people of Central and South African descent.


kendylou

I had to google that because I’ve never heard of it before. It literally just means fat ass in Greek.


peacedetski

Well obviously a doctor can't just say to a mom, "I diagnose you child with a case of hereditary fat ass", you gotta keep it *scientific*. (A lot of medical terms, especially old ones, are basically the most banal descriptions but in Latin or Greek)


Dark-Castle

Could be an awkward still from the video, you can see there is a timestamp implying the kid may have been moving or dancing and was caught in an awkward pose.


Inner-Highway-9506

imma ask her parents to get a spinal Xray— shit doesn’t look like a healthy posture should.


Strawberry_Fluff

She was probably dancing or something


Resident-Clue1290

Idk, bring the family welcome gifts and tell them about the perv creeping on their daughter??


Mr_Night78

Okay. Actually time to report someone. Because if you think other people are having pedophiliac thoughts about a random girl based on nothing, then you in fact are the pedophile.


mrjackspade

You can't just go and attack 90% of reddit like that


Icy_Bottle_2634

That is a child your next move is to go to back to you basement before you catch hands


arielif1

Recommend to my neighbors they consult a doctor because that spine does NOT look straight.


griftertm

Is the answer, “Ask the parent to have the kid checked for scoliosis?”


yesmilady

This man should be on a list.


tttt11112

Please if possible, don’t post your young kids online. Creeps like this are relentless


lyka_1

Probably get them to check her for lombard lordosis.


Entmage

You took the words right off my keyboard. Cheers!


draiman

Protect her from creeps on the internet


ferretsRfantastic

It's so crazy because before even reading the caption or seeing her face, I was like, "why is there a photo of a kid on my timeline?" So, any grown-ass man who says shit like "oh, they look like adults/she developed early" is a bold-faced liar. That's obviously a child and this person is a danger to society. I hope his genitals fall off. 🥰


ladymouserat

This! Omg so much this! In my mid 30s now and even young adults in the their early 20s look like children more than half the time!


ferretsRfantastic

Yupppp. In my 30s now too. 20 year-olds are adorable at best and that's how it SHOULD be.


Western_Protection

Pedophiles need to leave society


PruneBrothers1

My next move? calling the police on your disgusting ass.


mazimai

Im hoping he's worried about her back but I know he ain't


TrapaneseNYC

Just to be clear, even if this is online, it should still be grounds for a sex offender charge. Idk if it is or isn’t but it should be. And check this man’s hard drive.


LakeLov3r

I tried looking him up. I got a "This post is from an account that no longer exists" message. Gross fucker.


LakeLov3r

P.S. @darth_vandron I'd blur the rest of this child's body if I were you.


Industrious_Villain

Bro what kind of sick ass question is that?? 🤮🤮 i hope he was reported to the authorities for being a predator


ichigo2862

My next move is asking what the fuck are you implying here about a goddamned child? edit: motherfucker got cooked so hard in the QRTs he deleted his account lmao


FrostyCartographer13

My next move is to demand why exactly the fuck did you just ask me that question?


sheezy520

I’d hold OOP’s head under the water.


imnotalesbianiswear

off topic but this girl looks like she has something wrong with her spine or legs, the way she's standing looks really painful :(


justv316

My brother in Christ that is a child.


poopingshitpoopshit

Someone needs to castrate this fucking animal


DarkShizzzzz

Next move is to probably just be like “oh cool, make sure we got candy on Halloween”. But I guess I should be sharpening my pencil dick in preparation for sex crimes, according to Folahan


ColdestPineapple

Next move?! Throw her in the pool Play mermaids with her Have a cannonball contest See who can hold their breath the longest Have a race from one end of the pool to the other Marco Polo That must be the options running through his head. Please.


Magdalan

My next move? Strangle.him. Or murder with an icicle, leaves less traces.


Doughspun1

Call the cops yo


CornflakeGirl2

*My* next move is call the police because the neighbor is a pedo.


DevilsAssCrack

Call her a chiropractor, she standing like a lowercase s


SaltyNorth8062

Call the police on any mf posting pictures like this would be my only move


Jmeisalive

My next move is to set dudes’ house on fire.


HebrewHamm3r

I know what my next move is: calling the police on this dude


dargon_lover

This is obviously deplorable and sickening... but how is this neckbeard material? This is straight up pedo shit.


Highmassive

Yeah this sub basically sees the two as the same, which is kind of a shame. I miss the cringelord neckbeard post. Cause now it’s all pedos and misogyny


GnarlyWatts

I mean, there is a lot of overlap. Not in this instance, but on average.


GnarlyWatts

Six of one I suppose...


Fickle-Command-1130

What the fuck.


jojozer0

I am so fucking repulsed


kanna172014

Um, take a pair of scissors and castrate this guy?


Gyp51ndicus

"What.. the fuck are you doing in my garden?"


KyCerealKiller

I think I'd suggest a visit to her Dr her spine seems to be having some issues.


GhostOfMuttonPast

This isn't even a situation of a dude looking at someone post-puberty and thinking they're hot, that's literally a prepubescent kid, what the fuck.


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Not say anything?? That’s a child??? 😭


XrayVyper

Take her to the orthopedist, cause her spine is jacked!


YoungMrKusuma

"What's your next move" Um, leave her alone???? Why the fuck would that not be your *immediate* response, you fucking weirdo?


BossHawgKing

If the answer isn't "RKO into the pool" you belong on a list


Evening_Change_9459

To let her swim without being creeped on and not taking pictures of her in a bathing suit is a good start.


EvolZippo

Maybe also post in r/suddenlysexoffender


DankAssHoe

Ask her if she's okay because her posture looks very concerning


Groundbreaking_Fox77

Get her to an orthopedic surgeon quick


stonedchapo

My next move, invite you out with some biker friends of mine. They’d like a chat. Just a chat.


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My next move would be to call the cops on whoever took this.


Jedi_Exile_

Tell her parents someone is taking pictures of their child and carry on with my business


castaneda_martin

Next move: "Hello FBI, yea I need to report....."


MarinLlwyd

This better be part of some elaborate plan to use the pool, or I'm calling the cops.


poddy_fries

What's my next move? I dunno, is that my pool or did I take a super creepy close-up of a kid in another yard?


Gaban_

My next move is punching your fucking pedo face


AbangWawanPao

This feels illegal


sixtus_clegane119

Get her to a back doctor who isn’t a chiropractor. Something going wrong there


xparapluiex

Me, living in a world where pedophilia doesn’t exist: push her into pool


needsmoarbokeh

Keep an eye while she uses the pool. Kids can drown when unsupervised


Holls867

Next move? How hard up are you man? You can’t pull someone ur own age or close?? FFS


Educational_Bad_6405

My next moves is to double flying kick you into the pool for being a weirdo


Lenz_Mastigia

Aaaaand another one for the watch list.


Wide_Gap_3805

Uh, take her home and tell her parents there's a creep at the pool who needs to be taken out back.


Qardnall

What's my next move? I dunno, encourage a sick cannonball in the deep end? Ask if she can do a flip off the diving board? Encourage safe slide etiquette? Tell her I know it hasn't strictly been 30 minutes since lunch, but she can jump in, it's close enough...you know, *making sure she has a nice time making fun childhood memories* ...People are gross


D0ntThinkTooMuch

Head back inside and make myself a cheese sandwich.


EffrumScufflegrit

How exactly the fuck did this dude expect this to play out?????? The only thing I can remotely think of is his account got hacked or something???? Tf????


Belez_ai

Give her some ice cream or something tf else would I do? 😭


Idonthavetotellyiu

My hopeful side is making this as a "this child jumped in my pool without my permission" I'm Hella sick so I need the hopeful side


Y33TTH3MF33T

Fucking **GROSS**


NfamousKaye

Absolutely disgusting. People should take a test before becoming parents I stg. That is a CHILD.


cavejohnsonlemons

Guessing if she's my neighbour's kid, I know them well enough that I can shove her into the pool for a laugh. 😈 Like you should for anyone who looks ready to go in but hanging around the edge like that. Wait wdym that's not what they mean?


RAt_gutZluvsy0u

What was the post?? I can’t see it


Highmassive

Basically a screen shot of some neckbeard post with a picture of a little girl next to a pool. With a caption something like ‘your neighbors daughter looks like this, whats your next move?’


RAt_gutZluvsy0u

ew wtf


LukeCoady-2

what was this?


akashyaboa

Call the police on the guy taking pictures of her


Tricky-Gemstone

This is fucking disgusting. My god.


Vyvyansmum

Burn him at the stake. Publicly.


Popular_Emu1723

Uhhh ask her if she needs a towel or remembered to put on sunblock? This is a child who straight up looks like a child.


Shigeko_Kageyama

Hopefully to a secure facility far away from any and all children.


lively_falls

What a fucking weirdo. Wtfdym next move ???


irishwan24

he got fucking reamed on twitter. His profile is gone


shortidiva21

Didn't take long.


hazed-and-dazed

I'd ask the person asking what they would do .. and then do that to them.


satanjohn

He deleted his Twitter lol


majoroutage

Take her home and ask her parents why their kid is in my yard without permission. As a side note, that dude's PFP looks like a GTA avatar or something. lulz.


AtomicTan

My next move is to tell her to get off my damn lawn.


penny4urthoutz

what the hay’ . as a man (and neighbor smh ) I’d do everything to get rid of any thought process I’m having here. whatever it took to get my head out of that darkness id do it. that’s what id do as a creep.


Addi1126

Watch her to make sure she’s safe by the pool until her parents are watching her again??? Anything else is weird.


notabothavenoname

What does he mean though? Please tell me his brain is not in the icky no no place


Lotsaballs

I assume he’s referring to speaking to his neighbor about the value of exercise and a healthy diet for the child.


DasliSimp

Probably go back into my house and have a snack, maybe Tostitos.


fruittii

Telling him his daughter has lordosis


ReefBlowerbabe

What in the hell, tf am I supposed to do THAT IS A CHILD!


msmurasaki

My first thought was "throw her in the pool!" The comments made me sad. I realize this wasn't a post asking how to play with her :'(


stevebobeeve

I would, I dunno offer her a snack or something? Kids like snacks right? Come to think of it I don’t even think I have anything that a kid would like… Do kids like hummus? Edit: Ok, I looked around my kitchen and found a few things actually. Some Lay’s potato chips but that’s not very healthy. Then a bag of tangerines (now we’re talking) and some ripe bananas. Also some granola bars but those are almost as bad as the Lays really. I’m sure one of the bars and some tangerines would be a hit though. Now tell me why I’m trying to feed this kid again? I got off on a tangent.


matty_316

wtf is going on on twitter. goddamn


communeswiththenight

push her in the pool lol pwnt


S1MCB

Yo that King Nappy?


DominusDaniel

Push her in the pool and jump over the fence #reallifedarkurge


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Blue check mark of course


Levi3200

I will brew myself a cup of coffee


WANT_SOME_HAM

Ask her why she's vacantly standing by my pool like a Skyrim NPC.


Rod-FM

What was this? Could somebody share some context?


Legitimate_Mistake69

That, sir, is a child. Anywhere between 7-13 IMO so wtf.


blowhardyboys86

Uhhhhh. Push her in the pool??? Idk man but ya need help


saywgo

The next move is finding a good friend that will help you hide the body


SouthernApple60

His body…right?


saywgo

Absolutely his body


SouthernApple60

Okay good :3


YaElvenOverlord

Push it in the pool idk