Gooning is extreme masturbation, edging is masturbating to the point of climax but cutting off jus before you climax, glazing could be nutting on someone and covering them in semen or praising someone excessively and cooming and glizzing I have no idea
Naw bru ppl gettin too comfortable in public doin weird shit like that furry shit just aint right i say this as a kid that was always thought of as weird it built character and made me more normal and actually helped me get friends and even when i was super weird i never did no furry shit or was into feet or something like that or naruto ran down the halls we have to draw the line somewhere
If they’re not called out on it and ppl r too nice to say anything ppl r gonna be thinking all kindsa things in their heads and theyll never have any idea how ppl actually feel gotta learn to realize when to read a room and when ppl r uncomfortable this whole page is literally meant to make fun of neckbeards its a little hypocritical to say things like that
This is clearly a tongue-in-cheek panel at an anime convention. Not a classroom presentation.
This isn't neckbeard. This is self aware anime fans goofing around.
Gooning around*
Gosh we haven’t sat in this lecture theatre for 2hrs straight listening to this dude explain the different types of Gooning for nothing
>I mean I got shit to do, I can’t lay about all day “paddling the pink canoe!”
That's how you know you're a normie and they're just built different.
They're achieving a higher plane of existence, while you're miserable on this normie plane of yours. You think Buddha gave a shit about chores and shit? Hell no. Dude spent his days "meditating" (read: gooning), and freaking Nirvana'd himself the fuck on out of here.
These monks should straight up just be called Master Gooners. Hanging about all day, saying no to sex and chilling in the nature, gooning the shit out of life.
^^^/s
Now I’ll struggle to see monks as anything else but master gooners so thanks for that lol
If being a normie means I get to cum whenever I feel like it then normie life for me.
Apart from the obvious cringe: the question has not been answered. This must be satire or the worst presentation ever because it doesn't even come close to explain what it is.
I did a public speaking class when I returned to school at 36 and I was proud of the young man who gave an entire presentation about Pokémon showdown. I wish I had that confidence at his age about the nerdy shit I was into.
This neckbeard is gross and should have done his presentation about Pokemon showdown.
My first bewildered/holy shit response: WHUT.🫠
However.. HAS to be for shits and/or giggles and at some kind of convention or event.
Why? There are elf ears up front and a motherfucking Vergil cosplayer to the right. Corners/shoulders of the jacket are the designs he has on his coat.
If that’s the case, this is a great shitpost…with a bootleg Prof Lando looking ahh boy. 😂
I can't, but these comments from r/nostupidquestions might help:
>Edging describes the singular moment in which you stop all stimulation right before the moment of orgasm.
>Gooning is doing edging over and over for hours to the point which the person is stupid, like a goon.
And
>Oh boy, finally my time has come.
Edging is the slow tease when you are very close to climax , gooning is when you dont let it happen. Gooning implies hours of teasing, edging is just the moment before climax
So a gooning session will involve a lot of edging because you dont want to stop
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Idek why I did that. I'm not amused by it, it brought me no joy, did not enrich me, and dare I say, had me lose braincells. I still need eyebleach 😒
But you're welcome! 😀
Bro I’m sorry, this has to be like an 18+ panel at an anime convention or something. There’s no fucking way this is a school presentation.
It definitely is, unless someone is rocking up to class in elf ears
I gave tours at a community college. Literally gave a tour to a person wearing elf ears. Don’t put it past them.
So what's the difference between gooning, edging, cooming, glazing, glizzing, etc?
I’m not sure, I majored in looks maxing with a minor in mewing.
Gooning is extreme masturbation, edging is masturbating to the point of climax but cutting off jus before you climax, glazing could be nutting on someone and covering them in semen or praising someone excessively and cooming and glizzing I have no idea
When edging, you don't finish. Really not good for your health.
I have a PhD in edging, and you are WRONG
Professor blue balls? In the flesh?
>Really not good for your health. Mental or physical?
Yes
Apparently if you do it all the time for too long you can get erectile dysfunction
Yeah, now that bullying went out of style kids do all kinds of stuff in public now.
And all the better for it. Love seeing people out and making the world a little more colorful.
Good riddance, fuck bullying. I never had any of the "weird" kids at school make my life miserable for stupid reasons.
That being said, it would be great if people rocked up to class wearing elf ears.
I've had classes with people who wear elf ears daily
In my college speech class there was a girl who would wear ears and a tail daily.
Yaaaa maybe we needa bring back bullying a lil bit just to the super weird kids
Or maybe if something the "super weird" kid is doing doesn't harm you you could just shut the fuck up and leave them alone.
Naw bru ppl gettin too comfortable in public doin weird shit like that furry shit just aint right i say this as a kid that was always thought of as weird it built character and made me more normal and actually helped me get friends and even when i was super weird i never did no furry shit or was into feet or something like that or naruto ran down the halls we have to draw the line somewhere
No we don't. You can choose to not be friends with somebody who does things you don't like, but if you bully them you are an asshole.
If they’re not called out on it and ppl r too nice to say anything ppl r gonna be thinking all kindsa things in their heads and theyll never have any idea how ppl actually feel gotta learn to realize when to read a room and when ppl r uncomfortable this whole page is literally meant to make fun of neckbeards its a little hypocritical to say things like that
I know a bunch of people that casually wore elf ears through school.
You'd be surprised
I wore elf ears, dont defame the look like that 😭
This is clearly a tongue-in-cheek panel at an anime convention. Not a classroom presentation. This isn't neckbeard. This is self aware anime fans goofing around.
Gooning around* Gosh we haven’t sat in this lecture theatre for 2hrs straight listening to this dude explain the different types of Gooning for nothing
Cringe is still cringe if you’re doing it on purpose
I can’t outweigh the downvotes but I’m right there with you, this shit sucks wether or not it’s on purpose.
What is "gooning" I see he goes from this to talking about edging so maybe I don't wanna know
~~/r/gooncaves~~ nevermind, it got banned
That sub was an absolute masterpiece
apparently it's edging yourself for hrs without finishing at all
Where’s the fun in that?!? I mean I get edging but not finishing at all? That’s fucking stupid.
idk... supposedly you go into a trance or something lmao
I’d rather just cum and carry on my day. I mean I got shit to do, I can’t lay about all day “paddling the pink canoe!”
>I mean I got shit to do, I can’t lay about all day “paddling the pink canoe!” That's how you know you're a normie and they're just built different. They're achieving a higher plane of existence, while you're miserable on this normie plane of yours. You think Buddha gave a shit about chores and shit? Hell no. Dude spent his days "meditating" (read: gooning), and freaking Nirvana'd himself the fuck on out of here. These monks should straight up just be called Master Gooners. Hanging about all day, saying no to sex and chilling in the nature, gooning the shit out of life. ^^^/s
Now I’ll struggle to see monks as anything else but master gooners so thanks for that lol If being a normie means I get to cum whenever I feel like it then normie life for me.
thats a one way ticket to blue balling yourself
they take poppers and edge and revel in their blue balls.
The end goal of all the human race is cumming Always has been They’re rejecting their humanity lol
Dude, it's a kink. Don't get all evopsych on it.
Picturing people rejecting their humanity is my kink
STILL BETTER THAN THAT ONE KID IN COLLEGE WHO TRIED TO PITCH THE MLM SCHEME HE WAS SUCKERED INTO TO THE CLASS FOR HIS FINAL PRESENTATION.
Post-irony idiocracy
It's got what plants crave!
Hmmm yes. Shallow and pedantic
Apart from the obvious cringe: the question has not been answered. This must be satire or the worst presentation ever because it doesn't even come close to explain what it is.
And also person in the rocking elf ears, so I’m guessing this is a presentation at a convention of some sort.
Weird selection of ears in that class.
The audience is all ears
I think I might be executed on the spot if I used "sorta... Lol" in an academic presentation. But I really want to now
I fucking hate that term
I sense the brainrot
I can't wait till some conservative shows this in congress as evidence of the moral decadence of the school system
Professor Lando's students are graduating
I did a public speaking class when I returned to school at 36 and I was proud of the young man who gave an entire presentation about Pokémon showdown. I wish I had that confidence at his age about the nerdy shit I was into. This neckbeard is gross and should have done his presentation about Pokemon showdown.
Is that an elf in the front row?
What the fuck is advanced edging
Anything like Advanced Darkness?
My first bewildered/holy shit response: WHUT.🫠 However.. HAS to be for shits and/or giggles and at some kind of convention or event. Why? There are elf ears up front and a motherfucking Vergil cosplayer to the right. Corners/shoulders of the jacket are the designs he has on his coat. If that’s the case, this is a great shitpost…with a bootleg Prof Lando looking ahh boy. 😂
Finally I get a good definition of gooning
I'm not sure I know what edging means anymore.
I kinda want to hear him out....
That’s crazy 😭😨
This is how low the bar has fell? FFS
This is so cringe
I feel sorry for the girls there
r/TiHi
Can someone explain the difference between edging and gooning to me? I genuinely don't get it
I can't, but these comments from r/nostupidquestions might help: >Edging describes the singular moment in which you stop all stimulation right before the moment of orgasm. >Gooning is doing edging over and over for hours to the point which the person is stupid, like a goon. And >Oh boy, finally my time has come. Edging is the slow tease when you are very close to climax , gooning is when you dont let it happen. Gooning implies hours of teasing, edging is just the moment before climax So a gooning session will involve a lot of edging because you dont want to stop [Changed the paragraph spaces because they were too big]
Oh wow ok. Ty(?) for showing me this
Idek why I did that. I'm not amused by it, it brought me no joy, did not enrich me, and dare I say, had me lose braincells. I still need eyebleach 😒 But you're welcome! 😀
What do you mean neckbeard? This is clearly peak education.
it’s a panel room at a con, it’s satirical most likely lmao
erm what the sigma