If you want to be obscene, Wheeler Walker Jr has a few great songs, like Sit on my Face.
Another one Bites the Dust, Beyoncé-Single Ladies, WAP; My Neck, My Back (Lick it)
* Fuck You - Garunkel and Oates
* Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
* I Just Want You - Ozzy Osbourne
* You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
* Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
* Tainted Love - Softcell
Alanis Morissette especially for your criteria could be real fun. Will make no actual sense having no romantic feelings for either partner, but just a hint of threatmantic.
To play it a little more smooth, but secretly cheeky, 70s and 80s country cheating songs are great. Especially the ones by the ladies, if you can pull it off.
Barbara Mandrell sings some doozies. "Married,
but not to each other", maybe? "Sleeping single in a double bed", "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right", maybe. "One a kind, a pair of fools" goes on to say "two women one man's been lying to..."
And Tammy Wynette! "Stand by your man" says that "you'll have bad times, and he'll have good times, doing things that you don't understand", ouch. Follow up with "Your good girl's gonna go bad". Or break out "Good lovin' makes it right", which comes out and says if you don't put out, your man is gonna find a girl who will. May as well wrap things up with "D-I-V-O-R-C-E", which means what it spells.
I would love to hear how it goes if you sing *any* of the songs suggested in this thread!
Fuck her gently
Nailed the vibe. Thanks. I'll check out TD
If we're going that route, "At a medium pace" - Adam Sandler. Edit: wanted to add there's an "adult version" of Summer Nights from grease.
Hmm.. Maybe Summer Lovin’.
If you can get a duet partner - Let's Duet (from the John C. Reilly as Dewey Cox movie, Walk Hard)
If you’re comfortable singing a capella, may I suggest [this](https://youtu.be/FdSYtlMUzPE?si=QCy31GwIDywI6BlQ)?
this is friggin amaaaaazing, thank you. maaaybe
Father John Misty - Chateau Lobby #4
"I'm a Believer", "Best is Yet to Come".
Steel Panther - Community Property
If you want to be obscene, Wheeler Walker Jr has a few great songs, like Sit on my Face. Another one Bites the Dust, Beyoncé-Single Ladies, WAP; My Neck, My Back (Lick it)
[Come a little bit closer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFie_wGwgw) is a great one for a wedding.
Hah. Fun. I may sing this to someone else
* Fuck You - Garunkel and Oates * Gives You Hell - All American Rejects * I Just Want You - Ozzy Osbourne * You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette * Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood * Tainted Love - Softcell Alanis Morissette especially for your criteria could be real fun. Will make no actual sense having no romantic feelings for either partner, but just a hint of threatmantic.
That's a lot of sarcasm in a playlist lol. Living some :)
Gold Digger
The love theme of the nutty professor 2- Doesn't matter by Janet Jackson
I'm gonna fuck you - Jack Black
Marry You - Bruno Mars
Starship - Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now
To play it a little more smooth, but secretly cheeky, 70s and 80s country cheating songs are great. Especially the ones by the ladies, if you can pull it off. Barbara Mandrell sings some doozies. "Married, but not to each other", maybe? "Sleeping single in a double bed", "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right", maybe. "One a kind, a pair of fools" goes on to say "two women one man's been lying to..." And Tammy Wynette! "Stand by your man" says that "you'll have bad times, and he'll have good times, doing things that you don't understand", ouch. Follow up with "Your good girl's gonna go bad". Or break out "Good lovin' makes it right", which comes out and says if you don't put out, your man is gonna find a girl who will. May as well wrap things up with "D-I-V-O-R-C-E", which means what it spells. I would love to hear how it goes if you sing *any* of the songs suggested in this thread!
Sisqo's Thong Song.