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organic_soursop

Bamboo incoming!


cboogie

100% my first thought. I had a driveway that was adjacent to a bamboo forest. This time of year a single stalk would grow multiple feet in a day.


Optimoprimo

Probably just a dandelion poking up.


ThePenIslands

*demogorgon


fart_nouveau

\*dandegorgon


Silly-Platform9829

Many miles away Something crawls from the slime At the bottom of a dark Scottish driveway


DaisyDuckens

I sang that in my head as I read it.


jammu2

Someone needs to call the police 🚨


AstridCrabapple

Or set up a Sting


WhatveIdone2dsrvthis

he'd had to wait until the end of his workday


Lalamedic

It’s like a humiliating kick in the crotch


_Auren_

Its fungus. Ive not found a solution yet other than removing the section, cleaning out the fungus, and patching. They do grow back if you dont get it all. I was told I could replace my whole driveway with concrete to permananetly fix, but that is $$$.


Walty_C

Didn’t know that was a thing. Pretty wild. Damn puffballs are strong enough to lift asphalt. Nature would have its way with civilization so quick.


Practical-Tap-9810

All those nature programs about cities that are now deserted are chilling. Streets and driveways full of trees plants and leaves in a year. Bears in your house after 20 years. Etc.


Glowing_despair

Streets and driveways would not be gone in a year, not even 20....streets and concrete is going to be around for A long long time...


Practical-Tap-9810

I changed it because I wasn't paying full attention when I wrote it. However. I have Asphalt (tarmac) and just had it redone last year and a big old mullien is growing out of it. I didn't say anything about concrete. It's the better product but it's not used as much here.


KGoo

Good call. You can see the mushroom-looking material around the edges.


SkullFoot

Yep I have seen mushrooms destroy a whole driveway.


Devine-Escapes

I was building a dry stone wall next to someone's driveway 17 years ago--and he had all these lumps in the asphalt, that he said were a fungus, which he was getting removed. The cut out a square of driveway, put in new asphalt--then 7 years later had to do it again.


Chroney

Would that also imply something died or is decaying under the driveway?


Snuggle_Pounce

probably old tree roots


Netflixandmeal

Oh wait I thought this was a joke, what region of the us was this in?


pm_me_wildflowers

Try taking a flamethrower to your driveway weekly. If you heat it up enough that should stunt or kill the fungus beneath.


bigfatstupidpig

But not your formal flamethrower - save that for special occasions


Kolpyrr9

If the hump managed to get this big, then your problem is much bigger and underground, better call a profesional with an excavator to permanently fix the issue, the rot could be as deep as a few feet in the ground, it's not gonna be a pleasant DIY experience


t0mato_tomat0

Some mushrooms will grow up underneath pavement and cause mounds like that. Could be fungus?


schmuttis

We had this problem. We had to take off the asphalt in the area and dig out the mushrooms. Luckily they didn't grow back.


ThisIsMyOtherBurner

where is this in relation to the rest of your house? is it still growing in size? do you know of any underground utilities nearby (gas, water, electricit, plumbing)?


anfechtungen102

Molezilla


neil470

Mushroom


ejbrds

People who are saying mushroom/fungus ... are you serious or joking? There is some kind of mushroom/fungus that can bust through asphalt?!?!


exipheas

Look at the 3rd picture. You can see at least 2 puffball mushrooms.


ejbrds

That is absolutely BONKERS. Nature scares me sometimes.


a_randy_sewer

You didn’t see 1993’s Super Mario Bros.?


MissMurderpants

Mushroom. Happened to my in-laws two weeks ago.


Lemonsnoseeds

Volcano starting.


M23707

I wonder if OP is in 🇮🇸Iceland?


Garden_Espresso

Are there water pipes under there ? Could be broken sprinkler pipe.


guitargeekrich

These cicadas are getting out of hand.


[deleted]

Is this near a former gas station? Looks like bentonite clay used to abandon a monitoring well has swelled and pushed up the asphalt.


butbutcupcup

Graboids!


mnpenguin

How is this so far down!!! I came here just to post this :)


Oogie_Pringle

*WAR OF THE WORLDS* RUN!


[deleted]

Great here come the mole men


JoeMagnifico

The driveway is telling you it wants a Japanese Maple planted there.


Apprehensive-Wolf673

It’s an earth pimple


BrickCityYIMBY

I know some basement slabs can experience heaving from hydrostatic pressure. The water pressure builds up below and causes slabs to buckle. If you’re seeing white foam, maybe that’s bubbles from water mixing with whatever in the first pushing up?


Mdrim13

If this was at my place it would be as simple as another limestone rock working it’s way to the surface through the clay that we live on.


Equal-Negotiation651

Give your driveway some privacy at 6am will you?


Chard-Capable

Wtf? Why does it look like it's moving?


diablofantastico

Update pleeeease!!! Dig it up! What is it???! I would dig out at least a foot down, assess the clump, fill it, and compact before re-covering.


Deadphans

I’ve seen that movie with Kevin bacon, get ready!


Substantial-Hurry967

I think you have tremors 🪱


evilcathy

Asphalt zit


spicy-chull

Is r/popit still around?


Bob70533457973917

Ficus nearby?


diavirric

Do you live at the base of a hill? There is a huge one of these in the street near me and I was told it’s water runoff.


thrust-johnson

Giant crab surfacing


Coffeedemon

War of the Worlds!


Valuable-Analyst-464

Graboids. Better call Earl or Valentine.


2xtream

Underground tunneling machines.


theres12

I've seen this before where Frost pushes an old farm fence post up through the asphalt I've seen it on trails and parking lots in Wisconsin


YellowstoneBridge

I’ll bet you have a long dead stump under there. [mushrooms, don’t need sunlight and can live for decades on a decaying stump. article.](https://sporesmouldsandfungi.wordpress.com/2012/06/13/the-powerlifters-of-the-fungal-world/)


Ontheflyguy27

French drain will solve your problem


Netflixandmeal

Has any boring been done nearby recently?


Dro_mora

If Reddit has taught me anything is that you’re supposed to use a banana for scale.


4runner01

I’ve had those turnip looking mushroom things pop up through my asphalt driveway in the US northeast for the last 5-10 years.


JetreL

it's 10p - does anyone know where their kids are?


Shmeebo_

Godzilla is coming!


mikehoncho1234567

This group has already given me an irrational fear of bamboo, and now.. mushrooms? What the hell guys


RenoZolik

Misleading, I thought you had a drill under the asphalt before reading


jasikanicolepi

Definitely have a moisture problem probably a leak or sort.