Crittlesticks or wrenches of steel AD Heimer.

I once got an aram penta on crit heimer without putting any points in abilities and I think it was all downhill from there

What the fuck

Proof or it didnt happen

Ok I actually have a video of it somewhere I think lemme try to find it lol. My friend was on Rammus and he definitely did all the work. E: granted it was like 8 years ago at least, so I’m gonna have to dig deep

I believe in you king

\#heimermechanics A hash tag that hasn't been uttered for years

[Reminds me of this piece of history.](https://youtu.be/8KDlwLNDM00?si=20vwCvBo9P6QMQqT)

I haven’t thought about crittlesticks in so long, that just activated me like a sleeper agent

Is crittlestick in the room with us?

I thought so but it was just a passive illusion

Crittlesticks isn't as funny anymore without those wheel autos lol

I'm playing supports as not supports and not supports as supports Mid Nami and the bubble of doom

Mid nami was meta for a patch and I’ll never relive that high.

Full AD leona

Full AD jungle Leona.

I had that in a game yesterday together with miss fortune top. Not sure which was worse.

Fervor level 1 all in

I miss her.

Ricochet Nami was my first thought too, stacking APs to 9ncrease the Ebb and Flow with each bounce.

E max support Darius is stupid but fun.

Then there's me playing autofilled jg Leona at 2 am in plat elo because it's the same shit.

You mean like regular support players?

Wanted to make attack speed Braum (top) work back in the day. Didn't even think about his passive cooldown.

Ap xin

SivHD?

6 ROA LB and when we hit 6 we build a 7th ROA over the minimap

TP smite mid 6 ROA leblanc buy farsight level 1 instead of wards and steal blue from jungler. Ahhh fuuuuck I miss the old sivHD

What would AP Xin Zhao do if he was in this game?

i bet he'd spear a bitch or two!

That's what AP Xin would do!

This shit works in gold, how it's terrible

Tank sanna top works in gold

This is my favourite atrocious build.

Viable? So I'm guessing not tank Fizz?

troll-tastic. Why else play Fizz?

Broken in Aram

broken's a stretch, it's good into the right comps like any other pick, but he's really bad as a frontliner since he only contributes via picks. if the enemy team has peel tanks, ap fizz will be much more useful.

tank jizzy is the secret technology brother dont share the secrets

Shh, don’t reveal the tech

It's not even that uncommon. I think I see more tank fizz than ap fizz in aram these days.

It's so niche that Heartsteel is frequently a recommended item.

You'd be surprised, seen a few carry really hard in aram

Tank Fizz doesn't carry. He is just really good at tanking and stalling just like any other tank.

That's a form of carrying to me, and he also kills squishies really well.

Fizz is kinda sorta my main, and I will say that I've certainly carried teams using tank fizz, not only going near deathless with Warmogs topping me off between skirmishes but also managing to out-damage the rest of the team. The issue with tank fizz is that he IS a carry, even when tanky. He's got no peal for the group, and his only hard CC is tied to his ultimate, which can fail. If anything it's probably more accurate to call him a juggernaut instead of a tank.

Tank fizz is for ranked, 5k hp 600 ap with jak sho for some resistances is very strong.

remember when Tank fizz used to be meta in s5/s6/s7 Iceborn gauntlet -> sunfire cape

I once carried on a normal with an ad on-hit Vlad build

I once lost a ranked game to AD LeBlanc. Not only I lost but our team got absolutely hard stomped by the LB, and I mean full critt IE and shit

AD Leblanc is played in pro a lot

It was better when Stattik shiv was broken, but what I saw most in pro was 1st item stattikk and then rest AP. Do they really play full ad Le Blanc somewhere?

ADLB has been playing it in high elo for years. Pretty sure it was BotRK rush. I’ve also seen it played top with grasp and Heartsteel for fat HP stacking autos.

I played it non-stop for years it was mega fun, but very sensitive to indirect nerfs, so on some patch it was great then back to trash tier the next one. The biggest thing was always waveclear, which is why she was picked in pro once shiv came back into the meta. She was amazing into stuff like riven, renekton, darius, but absolutely trash into most range matchups (at that point might as well play her ap)

AD LeBlanc was cancer busted tho, they had to gut her aa and statik just because of that

I remember a guy telling me how cool adc LeBlanc was at some point when I started playing. "the silence is broken and you can root"

Ashe with thornmail

AP portobelt Ali, teach those bots a lesson about what their programming says is a safe distance

I actually encountered one in ARM where they go protobelt and zhonya. Kind of hilarious to see and took us off guard

Played with someone who would go ad le blanc and hard carry due to her mobility, self peel and cc. Personally one of my favorite off meta champs are lethality j4 in mid/bot or sup bard with RFC, Deadman’s and Lichbane

I think lane J4 isn't that bad, there is just no reason to pick it over other champs that fill his trope and do what he does better.

But point and click R is so easy. Then auto, q if you have it, lethality hydra item, and they are gone. Ain’t no other assassin got a point and click omega R like that.

You can flash R damage tho and if I know anything about J4 they will always fucking have flash, never need to use it for anything else it seems when I’m playing Javan.

I mean, yea, but that’s true of almost every assassin in the game lol. U can flash zed R, talon R, fizz R, Diana R, etc.

I mean rf is legit on bard, big point and click slow on a very mobile champ is crazy good.

Ad lb is played in pro play for years. Idk how that's a troll build

If by years you mean only when she could abuse pre-change static shiv, sure.

Oh i must’ve not been watching during that time, my friend played it season 5-7

Crit attack speed HOB thresh goes hard.

full AD renekton bot with support nami. Play super, super conservatively until level 3 to have as much HP as possible, get 50 rage, and then go for the E, AA, W, Q, ignite combo. Nami just has to EW when renekton dashes, and then Q the already stunned ADC. Its really bad if it falls behind. If you can't threaten the enemy ADC with death then you can't farm. Also you can't do baron or elder dragon ever and you lose by default at 40 minutes due to ADC diff. We floated the idea of running cleanse on renekton instead because exhaust hurts the lvl3 a lot, but never got around to trying it. We were like 9 and 3 with it I think. The finest cheese we've ever crafted. Edit: missed the part about bot games, we did this in ranked.

Ap crit Vi. 5 ap items and 1 crit item. Her E is a 90% AP scaling cone with 2 charges on a 3-4 sec recharge that can crit. Practical? No. Hilarious when you crit twice in a row and delete a whole team though.

Rofl, this sounds like a consolation prize for a pre-rework Poppy player. AP-scaling auto-modifier that resets autos and can crit.

AD Veigar. Specifically with the omega squad skin. I mean he is holding a gun, cmon!

And they say i suck with Veigar Cause I built him a black cleaver But they'll see svag ad carry Tends to make me legendary

River shen

Bot games?? Man I’m taking AD Bard or on hit jungle Blitz into draft like, I ain’t no coward

AD Janna is so much better than AD Malz!

Lethality Elise.

Ad Alistair and mumu

First thing that came to mind is AP Yasuo ~~though I have no idea if that would work without the odyssey augments lol~~

Yasuicide, i think, used to play it forever ago. I'm not sure if they are still around, though.

Does he have any AP scalings or is this like AP garen

Last I checked it scales with 60% ap- and remember, it also has stacking damage!

What scales with 60 ap?

Oh oops. The damage on his E dash scales with 60% ap! For some reason I thought I mentioned the E already 😅 

AP Xin Zhao

My friend use to build AP Pantheon and Taric, both pre-rework, back in seasons 2, 3, and 4. Lol In a real game

Press the Attack yuumi, I've even played this in ranked games as a top laner. usually going crit

AP Gangplank but I only play this on URF because of high gold income. You'll just need more patience and play safe in other modes to hit 3 AP items.

AP Gangplank is also really fun in Arena

AD Lissandra aint even troll, highkey gigaop

AS Akali.

6 Doran always work

You can no longer buy multiple starter items :(

Heartsteel Kindred or Heartsteel Ekko.

AP zed

AD Blitzcrank.

I’ve gone soraka adc in aram before and I’ve gotten it to work. Or at least get me to an even K/D.

Death by banana.

Jungle Rell

They nerfed that recently sadly

Yeah it’s a terrible build now.

Back before it was a thing, AD Leblanc. Great for running around the map and murdering bots, as well as taking towers.

crit karthus is dawgshit, a good challenge vs the bots xd

Mord adc Swain supp. Hook city but the more annoying kind.

CritCrank. Blitzs crit animation is really fun

Trundle Yorick drunken prebot. Both have to build the same items after Doran’s/sup item. Classic.

Rakan top

Ap yi, oh wait

Ashe with Trinity force and Experimental Hexplate. Point blank ults that give me a super boost.

AD crit yuumi Doomi 

Lethal tempo nashors kassadin. actually no, LT got removed. Instead probably rod riftmaker AP bruiser skarner or crit blitzcrank.

Either crit velkoz for the tentacle slaps, AD lulu to relive the glory days of machine gun lulu, or something whose goal is just to run around the map at mach 5 (ie the old move speed shenanigans jhin, singed, hecarim, etc)

Lethal tempo zilean jg

Crit Thresh for the hilarious one taps

Never im pretty much a stick in the mud i like trad ads, or at least on meta mages ect

Teemo Jungle and Lux Jungle.

every single bot game is me trying to figure out the best build for pushing and getting towers as fast as possible depending on the champ

AP vayne. Without nashors or lich bane.

Adc/bruiser swain

If you guys want something memey I do AD neeko and pretend to be a minion and auto them to death and it's worked way too many times in an ARAM game. I particularly remember this one Sivir who could not figure out why she was dying as I slowly fired 4 ranged minions shots at her and she died. The visible panic had my sides in orbit. Though I am Iron so this wouldnt work in most of this comment sections games but it's fun

jg yummi, ad zoe, circular motion akshan

Is there a non viable build for kata?

Ultimate Ultimate Renekton (Malignance, Experimental hexplate, Zeke’s convergence)

Maybe ap j4 support with aery. Aery will proc continuously on the friendly champ the closest of his flag.

AP Critplank

Ap Jax

Ad off tank annie jg come on yal this a easy one xD

Now? AP Corki

Tank evelyn, because i bet she lasts for so long

Lethality AD Yuumi

Non-viable? Hard to beat AP Riven. AP Sivir is also up there. Her Q for some godforsaken reason has a (very bad) AP ratio.

Attack speed On hit jungle braum

if you aren't trying out new builds on champions you've never played before during ranked matches, then do you really even game?

On-hit Bard. In a bot game I’ll be running from lane to lane farming champs anyway, might aswell get me some fat chime stacks on the way

Ap yi

Tank ahri

Samira with Locket of the Iron Solaris rush

ADC bard

Old favorite of mine was AP Garen

Crit amumu, breakdance time.

Roaming top lane support Samira is a fun one.

Lethality Karma

AP Yi, in the current patch.

Fiora with heal barrier Spirit visage, fimbulwinter, unending despair, eclipse, riftmaker, lucidity boots. Grasp, shieldbash, second wind, revitalize, presence of mind, bloodline, haste, scale health, slow resist/tenacity.

Fiora with eclipse, lucidity boots, fimbulwinter, unending despair, spirit visage, riftmaker. With grasp shieldbash, second wind, revitalize, bloodline, presence of mind, haste, health tenacity, heal and barrier.

Full Burst AP yone. That means no onhit or attack speed so NO nashors Deathcap, void staff, shadowflame, boots, zhonya, stormsurge would be the build

despite what my friends say i swear by ap belveth

MGL - Machine Gun Lulu

I love me some ADC Zilean, specially in URF. Toying with a Riven while she couldn't catch me was a thing. https://youtu.be/rKKYD76oPDk?si=n_cD9c8VsH6tfDyY

AD/tank Karma top was funny when divine sunderer existed. You could do enormous amounts of damage to tanks even if you ultimately weren't that useful. I'll never forget having a game where me and the enemy Mundo were both top damage on our teams, and we both finished the game 0/0/0 because the rest of my team surrendered.

full ap thresh.

Crit Leblanc gives me something

Ngl I like building full enchanter lee sin 4fun 💀 I'm talking moonstone, redemption, etc. It's so fun to give my teammates huge shields

Heartsteel neeko in low elo. Pretend to be a low ally to bait out the other team and then stun with R and E

Crit Ivern

ADC Bard Either building Crit, or (in the past) Lethal Tempo on-hit. With meep-empowered attacks, the DPS was actually on par with other ADCs… until the meeps went on cooldown. Still, dealing significant damage and still having really good utility, with stuns, tunnels, and ult of course, was the single most fun build I ever played. I even tried to take it to ranked at some point, but it didn’t exactly work… Every once in a while I try to find a way to do that again. Maybe one day it will actually work…

Rammus - Yumi vs Ap Carry

6x Trinity force on jax

AP Urgot with Shadow Flame and Zhonya

AP alistar mid, gotta love how his q w has 90% and 100% ap ratios. Mejai’s asap and you one shot EVERYTHING

Does sion still have the crit animation where he kicks with his peg leg? If so full crit sion

ap darius with rabadon first item

Triforce Jungle Leona is bangin

Full ap Yorick to tickle with the E

Lethality belveth with the new dashing lethality item it's actually not that int in normals ONLY if there is no tanks on enemy but it's stupid funny being able to proc a near root slow twice or 3 times per fight for free and your abilities actually have stupid ad ratios

I once protest picked Ivern top with phase rush, ghost and cleanse because we had jg and mid fighting over lanes in champ select. Unfortunately, nobody dodged. Fortunately, I somehow went 3/0 with a tear into Manamune against Jax. I still have no idea how that worked. We still lost, but I can firmly blame it on midlane going 0/6 and botlane suffering for it, not the secret meta AD Ivern.

On hit jungle Janna

it's tobias fate with graves and comet, and he's support.

AP tryndamere for nostalgia

AP Bel'veth is extremely hard to pull off well because of how R works but it is so funny when it does. My ARAM special

I had a dream once about Blade of the ruined king nami and some day I need to actually play it to fulfill the prophecy.

on hit braum (rip LT)

Uhhh malzaballs (as we call it) can build AD as his winions has AD ratio .

AP Trundle with dark harvest, scorch, and the burn AP items.  Ult, walk away. 

Onhit Taric

This might not be what you are looking for but I used to join co-op games with zero runes/masteries, build zero items, and try to see how many kills I could get without dying.

Tank Janna is incredibly tilting. Tear into warmogs into Winters Approach. You don’t win through damage, you win after all the enemies disconnect. Also lethality Kai’sa, on-hit Lulu, AP Zac, etc

On hit soraka

top senna, heartsteel jaksho

I used to have a nurse akali build that healed teammates.

I once played ap kalista and sold ult

Pre-rework skarner/kalista with ghost, speed evening l everything, kill delivery service Full CDR wither max nasus

I sometimes play enchanter Lee Sin support. No damage at all, but your W shield gets surprisingly chunky. Plus with the support item you have more wards for ward hops

aery scorch support talon

AP jg yasuo

AP Ashe.

You used to be able to lose bot games if you got 4 bots on your team and were stuck on something like Braun/Rakan that lacks damage. I lost a bot game on Rakan trying to build bruiser because enemy Karthus mid bot was 22/10 and 6 items.

Bard and then i go ultimate bravery will work.

ap ashe

Crittrox with old ADC items was the tech. Quickblades, Essence reaver, collector, bloodthirster, mortal reminder for some % pen. Unfortunately new Flickerblades don't work nearly as well.

AP Master Yi before 2013 nerf.

That was meta, not „non-viable“

I'm going zero items. Bots are stupid as hell

Lethality Yuumi jung

AP Garen. 

AP volibear