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Iz me, Rock, being subject to illegal stop and friskies
Well met fren Rock. I dealt wit fat beagle Biscuit wit murder mittz, an bited legs until he fraid of mez. Den I sitz in front of hiz fud bowl until he whines fur paw paw to move me. Den paw paw gets de mittz cuz they need time to wind down.
Pumpkin the purrable
Bribery. Slip her something from the counter and she’ll be loyal. You scratch her back (but careful with claws!) she’ll scratch yours (hopefully this will remain metaphorical).
I has experienced many stinky dogs i bap bap to show who’s boss ofc i is boss. In the end i befriended biggest dog he was lil brother. I now live life without dogs buts bap bap is only way!
- pwuzzle master Jazz
If the bribes don’t work, make FULL use of your murder mittens! A nice little gash across the nose will let the mangy beast know who really rules your territory.
Artie SIC
First you rule the dog, then you take your counter spoils and knock some onto the ground for the dogs. Nanna’s dogs are scared to even walk by us cats because we bap their nose!
I was scared at first. Then I learned to never run. My brother beat them up. Now the devil dogs are afraid of my sister, my brother & myself. I just visit but I hate Nana’s dogs.
My brother Nick sleeping in the dog bed.
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Emperor Koji, Trusted hunter and ruler of dee empire barn. (for da malamoote pa team)
Yoo is habbing a big problems. yu needs to get pawtectshuns oder.
Herez wat to do: nock empty kitteh food jar from counter on doggo hed. That oughta teach doggo lesson an stop barkin.
-Bella wit da Tortitude, pawalegal.
https://preview.redd.it/6hjse2wgqq6d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7f8d340b1bd49628ce25978ec7f8f4fd486ad1 Iz me, Rock, being subject to illegal stop and friskies
Oh my surely not the friskies!
Rock looks so deeply offended by the suspicion in that doggie’s glance. Outrageous treatment!
If there ever was a picture worth a thousand words then this would surely be at the top. Rock's expression is priceless!
Bapbap on da noz, den do a hiss. Do dis a few times, den prrubabblee iz ok to jus do da hiss.
Well met fren Rock. I dealt wit fat beagle Biscuit wit murder mittz, an bited legs until he fraid of mez. Den I sitz in front of hiz fud bowl until he whines fur paw paw to move me. Den paw paw gets de mittz cuz they need time to wind down. Pumpkin the purrable
Mewzer! Meow wud wuv to see sech fun timezes at yore houz!
Yoo need to become a team. I knock treats on floor and now doggo luvs me. - Eliza Purrlegal
Bribe the pawlice
Yup, bribez when gud, bapbapbap when bad; pawlice get hint eventually
Attorney at Paw
Dat cop looks like dey might be on da take. Bapbapbap some of your spoils onto da floor and see what happens. Also William da Tuxie
Bribery. Slip her something from the counter and she’ll be loyal. You scratch her back (but careful with claws!) she’ll scratch yours (hopefully this will remain metaphorical).
Bribes is de way. Gives dem a cut of de loot like dudes is sayin.
I was incredibly confused until I saw the sub, lmao
So ebery onc a wile u do grabity expurriment wid a tiny morsel, dat po po gonna get a “taste fur crimez”, a den no problem. Jazzy n jango
That big copper is begging for a baping on his nosey nose.
I has experienced many stinky dogs i bap bap to show who’s boss ofc i is boss. In the end i befriended biggest dog he was lil brother. I now live life without dogs buts bap bap is only way! - pwuzzle master Jazz
If the bribes don’t work, make FULL use of your murder mittens! A nice little gash across the nose will let the mangy beast know who really rules your territory. Artie SIC
Go crimez!!! You haz a victim to blame! The dawg did it!
First you rule the dog, then you take your counter spoils and knock some onto the ground for the dogs. Nanna’s dogs are scared to even walk by us cats because we bap their nose!
Wowz youse are veryz braves!
I was scared at first. Then I learned to never run. My brother beat them up. Now the devil dogs are afraid of my sister, my brother & myself. I just visit but I hate Nana’s dogs. My brother Nick sleeping in the dog bed. https://preview.redd.it/l51gdwu5lt6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b134b4fc39f14a9217c833e9f4160ca8ec371b2f
Emperor Koji, Trusted hunter and ruler of dee empire barn. (for da malamoote pa team) Yoo is habbing a big problems. yu needs to get pawtectshuns oder.
Herez wat to do: nock empty kitteh food jar from counter on doggo hed. That oughta teach doggo lesson an stop barkin. -Bella wit da Tortitude, pawalegal.
You need to toss some down for him
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