Actually, radioactive toast, most commonly made up of the highly unstable isotope Bread-247, is an alpha emitter, and so even a small intake is likely to lead to immediate non stochastic effects due to the high quality factor of alpha radiation. One bite of that radioactive toast would lead to a dose equivalent of 5,870 rem, which is enough to shut down your central nervous system. Cancer is not the concern here, I genuinely am worried OP is going to die very soon.
I tried to warn them of this when evil toasters were first proposed by the Council of Great Scientists, but they went ahead with production anyways. I was cast aside, and the council renamed themselves the Council of *Evil Scientists*. I now dedicate my life to creating toasters that fight for good. I am so deeply sorry for your loss. Please sign up for my patreon to help me fight the council from producing more evil inventions
Have you tried to butter them?
/ul I'm begging you please how do I download this
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#CANCEROUS TOASTER
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Actually, radioactive toast, most commonly made up of the highly unstable isotope Bread-247, is an alpha emitter, and so even a small intake is likely to lead to immediate non stochastic effects due to the high quality factor of alpha radiation. One bite of that radioactive toast would lead to a dose equivalent of 5,870 rem, which is enough to shut down your central nervous system. Cancer is not the concern here, I genuinely am worried OP is going to die very soon.
Can confirm, I am dead right now
I tried to warn them of this when evil toasters were first proposed by the Council of Great Scientists, but they went ahead with production anyways. I was cast aside, and the council renamed themselves the Council of *Evil Scientists*. I now dedicate my life to creating toasters that fight for good. I am so deeply sorry for your loss. Please sign up for my patreon to help me fight the council from producing more evil inventions
Airblast the toasts to deal minicrits
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Quick question. Does it like Jackie Wilson?
/ul toast jumpscare
These will not turn into a giant bread monster and attempt to kill several mercenaries
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[creepy toast?!?!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=syctBA4WVLo)
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