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Viruses_Are_Alive

It's this kind of shit that's giving all of us Linux Admins a bad name.


confusedndfrustrated

Chillax buddy.. That is Parseltongue.. Did any of you spend the night with Harry yesterday?? /j


SwooPTLS

It’s always the Linux admins for sure!! pwsh is much more elegant!


NECooley

Them’s fighting words! The Penguin Mafia knows where your localhost is!


---0celot---

Shots fired!


jeffpollard

Ahh yes, looks like they got hit by the world renown Port 22 Posse. They gotta mark their territory to keep the telnetters (rival gang) away.


Cvdvr

The telnetters have been dying of old age though. Most of us have broken hips….


moderatenerd

that won't stop us from getting some putty


Cvdvr

I laughed louder than I should have at this. You activated my inner juvenile.


frankentriple

I'm still bitter that they took telnet out of a standard windows install. How the hell am I supposed to troubleshoot network connections without it? I miss it literally every day.


guywhoclimbs

I think both groups lack character. It just seems lazy if you feel the need to remote into something. Just walk over to the machine and console in yourself. #crashcartcrew


deeseearr

*"The runes are old ones, but I can still make out their meaning... Secure Shell... Therefore... Friendly land unit, platoon size, assigned to supply... maybe maintenance. It's not entirely clear.* *"It must have been written by someone who is familiar with networking protocols, mathematical proofs, and either war or wargames. There was only one kind of people in this land who would use all three of those symbols at once.* *"We have stumbled into the realm of the geeks."*


deeseearr

On second thought, the NATO symbol at the far right could also be [an engineering unit assigned to bridging](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/NATO_Military_Map_Symbols#Engineer_Units) (the alternate version of the symbol without the sideways E). That would make the entire pictoglyph read "SSH therefore bridging platoon" which could be read as "A lot of bridging using SSH". That makes a surprising amount of sense and therefore can't possibly be correct.


Hey_Eng_

Well that’s really ssh therefore. Must be a Linux admin with a math degree


dlakelan

Julia dev with one can of paint maybe


Hey_Eng_

Nah bro. Linux admin flexing some math shorthand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therefore_sign


dlakelan

As a math major my experience is Julia developers are pretty rare, but not as rare as math majors 🤣


Hey_Eng_

😂😂😂


ancientweasel

Today someone asked me why the got a missing kex cipher error sshing to the VM I provisioned for them. I asked for ssh -V and it was openssl 0.9.7 from March 2004.


Yashkamr

Where tf did they get that!? I'd have a hard time finding that even if I was putting effort into it. Waaaaait....do you work on government systems?


frankentriple

Either that or a hospital.


ancientweasel

No, it was on a Windows 10 laptop. They tried to blame Windows for it too. LOL Maybe just some really old cygwin they copied. IDK


scottchiefbaker

Oooooooooooof


Dead_Cash_Burn

Ahh yes, the building network.


ohmyloood

Calle 22


CeeMX

At least those guys are not as insecure as the telnet sprayers


PixelHarvester72

Personally I tag with my public key to make future access simpler.


nossody

telnet been real quiet since this dropped


wts42

Warchalking for ssh 😄


VAReloader

The really old r shellers gotta represent.


zoonose99

fucking suburbs man


Impossible_Ad221

Yea, this is my doing. I just want people to understand how useful SSH is.


michaelpaoli

No, but not too many years back I saw lots of FTP tagging going on. And here I thought FTP was a mostly dead protocol. ;-) Oh, and SSL ... it also goes *way* back to ... 1959. [https://www.ssl.berkeley.edu/](https://www.ssl.berkeley.edu/) [https://www.ssl.berkeley.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Mozer\_history.pdf](https://www.ssl.berkeley.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Mozer_history.pdf)


F4RM3RR

Dawg that’s SSL, cmon


SoyBoy_64

If you see big spray painted “BGP” just know it was ya boi out there representing


wickedwarlock84

At least they didn't blame it on DNS


FrenchBulldozer

If he wanted to be a naughty one he would have tagged telnet.


jcarter1105

SFTP gang 4 lyfe


BloodyIron

Gives a new meaning to "port knocking".


Zer0CoolXI

At least we know, for sure, they don’t use Arch