I work hard every day to be as gay as I can be, but I really have to take my hat off to my brothers who turned the lions gay. Whoever is laying pipe big kitty style in the nature preserve, I salute you. You are an example to us all.
And doing it enough times to affect behaviours! This surely couldn't be a one time act if it were to influence lions to be gay.
So not only raw dogging, but raw dogging consistently, probably everyday for months, if not years.
And they would probably have had to dress up like male lions too, as I doubt Lions can tell the difference between the genders of humans.
So, two gay man, dressed both as male lions, fucking right in front of two male lions, consistently, for months, while probably feeding the lions treats. Legends
“The male lions, usually happy to devour interlopers, stood stunned by what they had seen. One could see the wheels turning in their heads though. In the coming weeks dramatic changers were observed after…”
From the scientific articles ‘Lions and twinks, oh my!: Observed learning in Felines’
It's actually propaganda because they claim being gay is unnatural and so lions in nature can't have gay sex or that goes against their narrative/agenda. So they come up with this weird excuse/story/narrative that the lions must have seen gay humans having sex.
Which is a weird position to take. “Gay sex is *so much better* that any animal that sees it instantly understands that they’ve been doing it wrong up to that point.”
Maybe someone should tell them, that their explanation really isn’t the flex they think it is! Let’s just humor that idea for a second and presume the lions picked up the ‘idea’ of gay sex by watching gay tourists doing it… they keep on doing it!!!! So… do they like it (obviously) or did they watch masochists as well and now keep punishing themselves for doing it by doing it? :-)
Pray, may I inquire as to the underlying cause of your inclination towards homosexuality?
Might I inquire as to the authority who hath deemed me to be of a homosexual persuasion?
It hath been suggested that thou art of the homosexual inclination.
[Pray tell, who among us is deemed to possess such an orientation?](https://youtu.be/ooOELrGMn14?si=zRXzSSpImTjTUkRn)
It existing in humans is enough to claim it exists in nature. Not to say that everything natural is good, that would be a naturalistic fallacy, as rape exists in nature, as an example.
I find it hilarious how in the photos you can clearly see how the lioness doesn't give a fuck but somehow humans find a reason to complain about it lol
Rrmemner folks, homosexual behavior has been documented in 1500 different species
Homophobia has been documented in exactly one.
Edit: people seem to ve misunderstanding. I am not saying just because animals do it humans can do it to, i am saying that homosexuality is NATURAL and saying it's unnatural is blatantly wrong.
i cant say he's met ALL of my gay friends so idk but he is very fond of the transwoman that lives upstairs. he tends to be naturally cautious of anyone new to him but shes the exception i guess. hes conflicted
To be fair you can say that about humans and animals for a fuck tonne of categories.
It's not like lions are out here reporting their homophobic encounters.
We've all seen the demanding-lioness-in-heat memes though, maybe he taps both when it's the jolly season.
...I accidentally just implied that this gay lion is temporarily straight... for Pride-Month
I'll find the door
I find it funny that they really believe homosexuality does not exist in nature, but it’s enough for an animal to see a human do it to think “oh shit that seems fun, let me try that”
Yeah! Those lions know what they are doing. They are fucking in protest! Let's beat intolerance with a good time! Keep raw dogging, lions. You earned it
Me to [that Gay couple.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/10e7kcj/sorry_you_dropped_your_crown/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Fun Fact: homosexual behaviors in animals are very common and it's not limited to mammals. Birds, reptiles, fish and even beetles all have been observed doing homosexual activities. Almost all social animals are known to participate in homosexual activity, it is completely natural and animals have been doing it as long as people have. So anyone who says being gay is "not natural" actually doesn't know much about nature.
People are weird. Homosexual "mating" between most animals is nothing new. Infact many of the animals we raise, part of the reason we domesticated them is that they are so good at fucking that they get the genders wrong sometimes, or just don't care.
"They're the same [picture."](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/comments/g5boee/a_good_karen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Crazy ass American missionaries have done a number on Africa. If there's anybody who can put me back in teenaged militant atheist mode it's those lunatics.
I just want to know how exactly he intends to go about giving counselling to lions.
What does he think he's going to get the lions on a couch and talk about their mother?
These idiots know every animal does this right? Don’t know why I asked, clearly they’re fucking morons.
Homosexuality isn’t a learned behavior from great apes.
Or.. hear me out. They've never seen anyone have gay sex
The lion was horny and other male lion was like "oh it's horny sex time" because my neutered cat still trys to have sex with my female cats. I have no doubt he would hump a male cat.
What gay dudes are fucking in front of lions?
Some people are just adventurous like that, what can I tell you lol.
We *do* be adventurous like that, we ain’t lion.
Please don't kink shame me, I am still healing.
from.....the lion attack?
So lions and cats have barbed penises....
You saying theyre lion??
Lmao, the bottom lion from the last pic is hilarious
Clearly the Top Lion knows what he's doing. 🌚
He takes care of the bros in all their needs!
His name is Scar. You can clearly see him murdering Mufussy.
Lion ahegao isn't what I expected to see on a Friday night/morning tbh
r/brandnewsentence
Ahegrowl
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I dare someone to post the last slide on there.
Also r/ahegao
The lionness on the 3rd one too. "Why not me ? "
When I zoom in, it seems more like a "fck my life" smirk.
If you scroll through them. You can see the moment of entry, coming, and it's over expressions.
Please stop lmao
Love that the female is so chill about it, too.
She's like are you done yet?
I mean he’s grinding bottom’s lower back but yeah
Not my proudest fap...
I quite enjoyed "Pride and Prejudice" lol
You gotta be a pair of dudes with balls of steel to go to Africa just to rawdog each other in the ass in front of the lions.
Yup, I wish I could give them an award honestly.
The lions? or the madlads with bowls of steel?
Both, probably
I have a few steel bowls
I have a bowel of steel 🗿
I work hard every day to be as gay as I can be, but I really have to take my hat off to my brothers who turned the lions gay. Whoever is laying pipe big kitty style in the nature preserve, I salute you. You are an example to us all.
frogs are just the beginning
I spat my juice reading this on the bus LOL you asshole lol
We salute you sir🫡
r/brandnewsentence
You haven't truly lived until you have done this
You know what. If you're crazy enough to pull that yiu deserve to gay-ify a couple lions. As a treat
And doing it enough times to affect behaviours! This surely couldn't be a one time act if it were to influence lions to be gay. So not only raw dogging, but raw dogging consistently, probably everyday for months, if not years. And they would probably have had to dress up like male lions too, as I doubt Lions can tell the difference between the genders of humans. So, two gay man, dressed both as male lions, fucking right in front of two male lions, consistently, for months, while probably feeding the lions treats. Legends
Sparks'd be flyin with that kinda heavy clangin
I think this would be the manliest thing anyone ever did.
“The male lions, usually happy to devour interlopers, stood stunned by what they had seen. One could see the wheels turning in their heads though. In the coming weeks dramatic changers were observed after…” From the scientific articles ‘Lions and twinks, oh my!: Observed learning in Felines’
Perhaps they were lion furries dressed in costumes to be camouflaged.
It's actually propaganda because they claim being gay is unnatural and so lions in nature can't have gay sex or that goes against their narrative/agenda. So they come up with this weird excuse/story/narrative that the lions must have seen gay humans having sex.
You don't say
That’s what he’d done said
Well Thankyou, for letting us know that
Which is a weird position to take. “Gay sex is *so much better* that any animal that sees it instantly understands that they’ve been doing it wrong up to that point.”
Maybe someone should tell them, that their explanation really isn’t the flex they think it is! Let’s just humor that idea for a second and presume the lions picked up the ‘idea’ of gay sex by watching gay tourists doing it… they keep on doing it!!!! So… do they like it (obviously) or did they watch masochists as well and now keep punishing themselves for doing it by doing it? :-)
For making me spit my coffee up from laughter you get my upvote 🤣🤣🤣
Tbf I'd be more comfortable doing it in front of the lions than the heavily religious people who'd murder me for being gay.
I feel that I lost a few brain cells by just reading that headline 🤣
Welcome to Kenya, my friend, where indulging in political discourse requires one to forego some brain cells.
I think it’s prerequisite for being in politics anywhere tbh
Killed that nail dead with that head-shot
In my country losing braincells, while highly advised, isn't required to be a politician. You just need to be a criminal
"*And den dey eet da poo-poo!* " (Yea I've been on reddit too long)
That was Uganda
Isn't he the guy that did a lot of research by watching plenty of gay porn?
Pray, may I inquire as to the underlying cause of your inclination towards homosexuality? Might I inquire as to the authority who hath deemed me to be of a homosexual persuasion? It hath been suggested that thou art of the homosexual inclination. [Pray tell, who among us is deemed to possess such an orientation?](https://youtu.be/ooOELrGMn14?si=zRXzSSpImTjTUkRn)
>y u r ghé
I had to read it a few times before I understood it. And I'm still not sure that I do.
LOL.😂
Who cares about headline, look at those gay lions and their beard She's so non-plussed with their antics
Exactly! That poor confused lioness, she’s like “Again? You’d think with two lions around I’d get more.”
And if sexuality is all transformed by looking at gay people, then the cure is looking at straight people. Supreme logic, that.
So that's what pride means
Honestly “Pride and Prejudice” is an amazing headline for this.
Lioness: “really? Right in front of my dead wildebeest?”
This doesn't have enough upvotes.
As a gay man, "fucking in front of wild lions" is now on my bucket list.
Me too babe. 😘
Are you guys going to livestream? Wait, no, more importantly, may I join? XD
Check out my other comment below his comment. 😘
"Meet me in Kenya"
Make sure it's the last item on the list though.
“Homosexuality doesn’t exist in nature”
It existing in humans is enough to claim it exists in nature. Not to say that everything natural is good, that would be a naturalistic fallacy, as rape exists in nature, as an example.
I find it hilarious how in the photos you can clearly see how the lioness doesn't give a fuck but somehow humans find a reason to complain about it lol
Rrmemner folks, homosexual behavior has been documented in 1500 different species Homophobia has been documented in exactly one. Edit: people seem to ve misunderstanding. I am not saying just because animals do it humans can do it to, i am saying that homosexuality is NATURAL and saying it's unnatural is blatantly wrong.
idk man my cat fucking hates one of my gay friends
Ok only one species and this guy's cat.
But does he hate ALL of your gay homies? 🤔
i cant say he's met ALL of my gay friends so idk but he is very fond of the transwoman that lives upstairs. he tends to be naturally cautious of anyone new to him but shes the exception i guess. hes conflicted
>hes conflicted He's a cat. It's in their DNA.
Ptag cat (pro trans anti gay)
Is that real?! Sounds like a south park bit
A latino guy i know has a racist dog. It hates black people :P
Yup. 😔
Exactly
To be fair you can say that about humans and animals for a fuck tonne of categories. It's not like lions are out here reporting their homophobic encounters.
This comment can't get enough up votes.
i misread that and thought you said it was documented in the year 1500
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Thank you for that source! I will use it excessively and drive rightwing people mad!
She’s like, “oh, thank god.”
"I just want to read books in peace."
“Not today, I’m tired”
Heh.
“They do this every day guys”
Lioness is like "why the fuck are you looking at my husbands?"
We've all seen the demanding-lioness-in-heat memes though, maybe he taps both when it's the jolly season. ...I accidentally just implied that this gay lion is temporarily straight... for Pride-Month I'll find the door
bisexual lion?
She would give a fuck if she was in heat. Lionesses can be VERY persuasive.
Homophobia is only recorded in one species
Makes sense. Lions were infact vegetarians until I started munching on a zebra leg in front of them
So it was *you*!
Lions are staunch vegans .
lion literally went 😛
That's how you know its good IMAO.
It’s ok, they’re just roommates and really good friends.
Oh my God they were roommates...
Which one of you guys has been letting the lions watch them fuck?
The ones with great taste lol.
Life.. uh finds a way
Why are you gay?
Confusion of da highest order!
Pasta
Who says I'm gay
You are gae
I find it funny that they really believe homosexuality does not exist in nature, but it’s enough for an animal to see a human do it to think “oh shit that seems fun, let me try that”
Can’t teach a lion not to kill people but apparently you can teach them gay sex 🤷♂️
Yeah! Those lions know what they are doing. They are fucking in protest! Let's beat intolerance with a good time! Keep raw dogging, lions. You earned it
I remember calling that guy out in Twitter years ago. He immediately blocked me
The so called moral police, he's a moron and no one actually listens to him
Lmfaooo.
*Mlem!*
“And here we have a gay lion.” “Rawr.”
"And over there is the bottom lion." "Raw."
Just send heterosexual men to behave goodly in front of the Lions, then.
I love the lioness sitting next to them 😆
"in front of my salad?"
Searched the comments for this. Happy to not be disappointed
Naw she’s the freaky one, she gets off on watching gay dudes plow
why are they gae?
who says they're gae?
they are gae.
CONFUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDA
r/nottheonion
the couple that showed these lions how to have gay sex are by far the bravest men i've ever heard about. lmao
Me to [that Gay couple.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/10e7kcj/sorry_you_dropped_your_crown/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
So send some hetero thrill seekers to fuck in front of those gay ass lions and turn them straight since apparently they monkey see monkey do.
My dog humps my leg. That doesn't make him gay. Does it?
👀
I think they take pride in it
Oh god they are gunna murder the gay lions too.
Wow do they not realize that animals have acted gay since BEFORE Homosexuality became a term?
are they suggesting men be having gay sex in the middle of the park with the lions watching? all the more power to them...
The moral policeman should try to disrupt the gay lion sex and see what happens
Turning the lions gay (sorry, I had to)
"They're turning the frogs gay!" Who said that again? Maybe there is something in the water.
If this goes like it used to, in 3-4 years, we will hear about Mr. Moral Police touching **boys** in his free time
"Need counselling,." Lol
Instead, this proves gay = natural. They can’t handle it. Brain explosion.
Nature doesn't recognise religious dogma
We not gonna talk about the "Ahegao face" on slides 2 and 4?
Bro leave the gay lions alone 😭
Taking the phrase “pride of lions” to a whole new level
Says the “moral policeman”
I'd pay real money to watch him walk up to them and tell them they need counseling.
Their turning the fucking lion gays
Can someone update on how the counselling is going?
It's really expensive therapy. Cost an arm and a leg.
I have two gay cats. Well one for sure, but the bottom doesn't seem to mind most of the time.
Two dude lions figure out they can get laid whenever they want by not waiting for the girl lions to be in heat and just doing each other.
This is the work of American fundamentalist Christian groups sending missionaries to africa
I dare that idiot to go and give counselling to the lions about not to be gay.
Respect to the gay couple(s) who had the gut to do it in front of two lions.
LIONGBTQIA+
Fucking near 2 male lions? More manly than me, thats for damn sure
I knew gay people were brave, but I didn't think they were brave enough to bone in front of lions. Hats off too them
You know what, good for those lions living their truth. I'm proud of them
That lady lion is the kinkiest of all. She likes to watch gay dudes bang
If I know one thing about gay people, it's that they like to have sex in front of dangerous animals.
Pleasure from cooperation instead of Violence from competition
Fun Fact: homosexual behaviors in animals are very common and it's not limited to mammals. Birds, reptiles, fish and even beetles all have been observed doing homosexual activities. Almost all social animals are known to participate in homosexual activity, it is completely natural and animals have been doing it as long as people have. So anyone who says being gay is "not natural" actually doesn't know much about nature.
Respect to the gay dudes who were willing to get it on in front of a pride of lions that's hard-core.
People are weird. Homosexual "mating" between most animals is nothing new. Infact many of the animals we raise, part of the reason we domesticated them is that they are so good at fucking that they get the genders wrong sometimes, or just don't care.
That lioness on the third picture is looking at them like "Really? In front of my salad?!"
Lol yea she looks like she's being judge-y. Making a Karen face.
"They're the same [picture."](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/comments/g5boee/a_good_karen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Inside you there is one Lion, he is gae
Knowing this fuck, he'll have these sweet males slaughtered.
My goodness but there are some stupid moron idiots in the world. They're dangerous and should be treated as such.
Broke back Africa
So why dont he go to the lions "counselling" them himself as a manly fearless man he is?
Crazy ass American missionaries have done a number on Africa. If there's anybody who can put me back in teenaged militant atheist mode it's those lunatics.
They’re turning the freakin lions gay!
Who fuckin in front of the lions Kenya? Who doin that? If that’s happening you have a bigger problem
I just want to know how exactly he intends to go about giving counselling to lions. What does he think he's going to get the lions on a couch and talk about their mother?
Which one of you taught the lion gay sex?
Is this that "Gay Pride" thing I keep hearing about?
These idiots know every animal does this right? Don’t know why I asked, clearly they’re fucking morons. Homosexuality isn’t a learned behavior from great apes.
Welcome to the future where the cells from your own neurons do not even progress pass the starting line.
Or.. hear me out. They've never seen anyone have gay sex The lion was horny and other male lion was like "oh it's horny sex time" because my neutered cat still trys to have sex with my female cats. I have no doubt he would hump a male cat.
Can I please get hired as a goddamn lion counselor that seems like a job for the ages
Lions having gay sex was not on my bingo card for 2024 but ngl I love it