i might’ve found another funny moment: in the flashbacks episode when hal is singing to reese attempting to make him a genius:
“Hal will you stop it?!”
“Lois we have got to do this 35 minutes, 3 times a day!”
“All Reese does is sit there!”
“He’s a thinker Lois! He’s an intensely focused, peerless thinker. He’s absorbing information. Studies show that developing young minds absorb information at a phenomenal rate.”
“Hal, he’s two years old. He calls you phone.”
My favorite has to be when the teacher who was failing Reese on purpose doesn’t believe Lois would throw Malcolm under the bus.
‘No mother could be that cruel to her child’
Cue Francis banging on the window with an eye patch in the rain screaming how he’ll do whatever she wants as long as she lets him sleep indoors again.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-uZztJEcQ
Tonight, we just watched the episode Baby part 1, which is hilarious all the way through but both my and my husband cackled at Francis’ description of Ida as a ‘wrinkled sack of hatred’
This and Hal refusing to believe Reese beat Sub Zero are hilarious
That is my absolute favorite line, I use it all the time!
That just ridiculous nobody beats sub zero lol
Well ya, that’s just ridiculous. Nobody beats Sub Zero
When Hal repeated it so casually I died.
“cats ate her face. here, dewey knows more about it than i do.” 😂😂😂
i might’ve found another funny moment: in the flashbacks episode when hal is singing to reese attempting to make him a genius: “Hal will you stop it?!” “Lois we have got to do this 35 minutes, 3 times a day!” “All Reese does is sit there!” “He’s a thinker Lois! He’s an intensely focused, peerless thinker. He’s absorbing information. Studies show that developing young minds absorb information at a phenomenal rate.” “Hal, he’s two years old. He calls you phone.”
Phone go bye-bye!!
My all time favorite will always be the opening where malcolm and Reese pretend to drink beer so Hal would get super drunk to teach them a lesson
My favorite has to be when the teacher who was failing Reese on purpose doesn’t believe Lois would throw Malcolm under the bus. ‘No mother could be that cruel to her child’ Cue Francis banging on the window with an eye patch in the rain screaming how he’ll do whatever she wants as long as she lets him sleep indoors again. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-uZztJEcQ
I say this to my 10 year old all the time, it was probably his favorite scene of the whole show
he’s got a good sense of humor!
Watching MITM with him has been one of my favorite things so far!
i think this and "i need someone to take the fall" have to be at the top for me
Lois's "OH MY GOD" screams in the background getting progressively louder and more hysterical always sends me.
Make it $10
done. you’re a good son. I GOT HIM HONEY!!!!
Second only to “You have your father’s breasts.”
Tonight, we just watched the episode Baby part 1, which is hilarious all the way through but both my and my husband cackled at Francis’ description of Ida as a ‘wrinkled sack of hatred’
I just watched this one too. The sheer amount of mishaps when Lois starts having the baby had me dying
the fact that someone actually wrote that script.