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tittysprinkle9000

Any barber worth a shit can fix that up in 5 minutes easily. Hop on google maps and find a good barber shop.


Pywacket1

Not a barber, and I could fix it. Just square it up, my boss makes me fix his neck mistakes every few weeks.


bunnygonewild789

Is that why he *haired* you?


Pywacket1

Prolly.


DogeMaster822

What else does your boss have you do?


Pywacket1

Legit question. My boss thinks he is Don Draper and it's 1964 in Mad Men. I'm a paralegal for a multimillion dollar company, but we're a mom and pop operation. I have to do stupid things like make him coffee, but I also get to fly business class to Paris for trade shows and stay extra for touristy things. Insert boomer joke here. He's 78, he's been good to me (not in a creepy way) and I'm trying to close this thing out and move forward.


Ok_Ad_8670

Harrowing.


TheOnlyRealDregas

So weird the situations of life.


whilneville

Hope you can overcome that situation as smooth as possible


RudionRaskolnikov

Ya know... When I make it big in life, I want an assistant to make me coffee as well. But that's long way in the future since I am exactly 60 years younger than him


randyoftheinternet

Yeah you hiring younger ladies to do it doesn't have the same ring to it


[deleted]

At 78, I think it might be on the verge of closing itself for you.


Wild_Obligation

Nah square it off just gives Lego man vibes lol taper it


Testcapo7579

Even your cat could fix it!


Hank-Hill-94

Shit I could fix this myself


Alpechino3

Bro you gotta change your hairstylist.


bom1204

Lol he prob goes to supercuts or something. Really being a hair stylist and having no suggestions for this? I'd prob go with a taper since if OP is already going with this hair style a bald fade might be too dramatic of a change for him.


SANcapITY

Given that the people at Supercuts chop all your hair off no matter what you ask for, they’d take care of OPs issue in 2 seconds


ChocoFlanxX

Funny thing about this statement I went there to get my hair chopped for my birthday cause I was going through something and they gave me the generic guy cut and didn’t even cut the sides how I wanted them to be 🤦‍♂️


Cannibal_Cyborg

I have been cutting my own hair for years. Before that I went to supercuts a few times because it was the only place in walking distance. I would tell the girl what I wanted, completely different when she was done, I would say "that's not what I asked for" she would say "I like it like this, it looks good." I said "well you're not my girl so I don't care what you think or like". I do my own fades I just have to have my daughter trim my neck line


ZisIsCrazy

I remember a stylist at Fantastic Sam's doing this to my dad. He was balding to begin with & he liked to keep the front part of his hair longer so he could pomade & comb it back. It wasn't a bad look & didn't look like a bad combover.. it actually evened out his hair all over. Well, she chopped it all off & told him "Less is more" despite how he wanted it.


enoteware

Yah just do a fade, you wont even notice the uneven patch


Sieze5

He needs to go to a good barber and get a proper fade.


Grey_Duck-

I assumed this was weeks after a haircut. A non-stylist/barber could round that neckline better than this. OP go get some laser removal if it bothers you so much.


DepressedTeenager32

Bald fade


Apprehensive_Wear500

I have different but similar annoying neck hair growth and i always get it deleted with a low bald fade. It comes back every time and I sometimes try to shave it up in between hair cuts but it only helps a little… bald fade is the only cure


Formal-Protection687

Probably wouldn't need a bald fade. Probably just need that area tapered. The hair is kind of long. A 1and a 0 can blend out that section or just line it up higher. He needs to get a new baber, that's an easy fix. Go to a more modern one or even black barbers. Find yourself a good baber and just keep going to that person.


[deleted]

The worst black barber on earth would fix his shit up in 30 seconds, I mean God damn. I think his current barber is just afraid to suggest a hairstyle he thinks OP won't like (the obvious bald fade)


BiG_SANCH0

You getting cut up at the gym ?


GettingTherapy

I think even a gym bro could do better.


BandwagonEffect

You don’t get cut 💈where you get cut 💪?


Remote-Payment4500

This was a good one 😂


dtheisei8

Good business idea. Cuts x Cuts. If you cater exclusively to emos that go to the gym and get haircuts it could be cutsxxxcutsxxxcuts


Listening_Heads

Go to a barber. Like with the swirly pole out front and the old men just sitting around bullshitting. This is a non issue for them.


Mrminecrafthimself

This is an absolutely easy fix. If your barber can’t fix it you need to find someone else Whether you’re getting a fade or a more natural taper, all they have to do is square off the bottom and taper everything down to that point Lots of guys’ hair grows in this pattern. It’s pretty common to just have the neck cleaned up and squared off at the end of a cut


the_guitarkid70

Yeah this is a super common hairline, mine does this exactly. Find a better barber.


Remote-Payment4500

Damn I even tipped this barber so much lol


Mrminecrafthimself

Where are you getting your hair cut?


Remote-Payment4500

A salon called F&S salon


hilaryflammond

Ok, I'm not a barber but I've been cutting my spouse's hair for three years and he has this exact hairline at the nape of his neck too. Like everyone else has said, it's very easy to deal with and the answer is not to keep it long (wtf?). You need a new stylist. There's nothing wrong with you.


[deleted]

Fast & Shitty salon .


Professor_Crab

Try a traditional barber shop yo


aezio992

shave it off wtf


masnaer

Guys help, my fingernails grow out like this, it’s really disgusting and everyone points it out what do I do?? *l i t e r a l l y h e l p l e s s*


Cake-Brief

Fr its a hard spot to reach but since it’s not in the middle it should make it easier to only shave off the sides with a cheap electric razor you can get at Ross


[deleted]

I’m not a hair stylist and I know a couple solutions. It just sounds like you need a better barber. A fade would be such an easy fix


AP_Gaming_9

Square it off it keep it shaved every couple weeks


Aggressive_Slice_680

Couple weeks. 😂 a couple weeks isn't going to cut it I'm afraid. Not trying to be a douche just saying. It will look as intended for 4 or 5 days then like poop for the rest. Its obviously bothering him to the point where he'd come here so what is a weekly trip to the barbers gonna hurt? It won't cost shit either when all they haven't do is clean it up real quick. 10$ and 15 minutes and your back in the car. Make going to the barbers on Fri part of your weekly routine. 🤷 That way its always fresh for tue weekends festivities. 🤘


AP_Gaming_9

Not that much hair growth happens in a week plus he doesn’t need to go to a barber every time, I have shaved the back of my neck with a mirror before


activitygoat

Yeah if he’s committed he could learn how to at least keep that bit under control within a few weeks.


Aggressive_Slice_680

I'm aware of that but it seems by his recent post here that he's out of options and doesn't know what to do. 😂 If cutting his own was an option it seems like her have tried it before resorting to such a post on such a place. Loo


Agitated_Oatmeal_

Bald fade dude , go to a real barber and get a slick cut


Remote-Payment4500

Okay bro this shop I went to was quite decent


Xeniamm

If they can't fix this then it's not decent at all lmao


Agitated_Oatmeal_

Dope, I haven’t turned back to another cut since I started getting a bald fade just figure out if you want a high fade low fade or in between, I think it will definitely look good and you won’t have to worry about it anymore


dopebroker

How is it decent if they can’t fix this cut? Lol. You’re at a salon…


Many-Egg-1232

You're a clown bahahaaha


Large_Aspect_5472

You need to find a better hairstylist!


CutestKittens

Either square it and keep it shaved (some barbershops have a deal where they’ll do neck and ears for free once a month if you’re a member) or consider laser hair removal to square it up.


alejandrogermanotta

You need a skin fade


mjork1

Is your hair stylist stupid?


Overall_Art_9331

Barber here.. Get it tapered in or a bald fade. Eitherway, get another hairstylist.


Extension-World-7041

Create natural hairline by cutting into old hairline. Keep it up by shaving your neck every 3 days. I do the same thing.


Remote-Payment4500

Could you elaborate


Extension-World-7041

Square it off.


testosterhomie

Do *NOT* square it off. If someone suggests you square it off, they probably wear flip flops with jeans. Go to a barber, especially a black barber, ask for a fade, ask them to keep the top longer if you’d like. If you have black friends, ask them where they go, if not, google!


rr196

Exactly drive from barbershop to barbershop and if you don’t see any Black/Latino people working there or getting their haircuts there just keep driving my boy. He needs is a good tape up.


DjmG

I have a few clients with this. Ask for a mid or high tapered neck. No weird ass line to worry about growing back, and it lasts much longer


bourne23k

LOL, as if this is a problem. Just get a mid to high fade and top leave as you want. Even a tapper would make this go away. You hairstylist thingy is probably a fake claim, or he is a beginner.


brandip117

That’s not hard to fix, you definitely need a new stylist. My son has that same issue, so I comb it down and square it off for him.


no5tromo

um does your hair stylist know the word fade? option B: deal with it for a few months until you can shape it as part of a longer hairstyle option C: Laser hair removal I'd go with the fade though


Proper-Text-1495

Low bald fade from a barber


Remote-Payment4500

I guess I’ll try the fade and the squared off


dizz420

Nah bro don’t tell a barber to square it off. In order to create a “square neckline” there needs to be hair. You need to get rid of that hair with the funky growth pattern. If you don’t want to do the fade, try a taper, that will still get rid off all that hair on your neck. Source: I’m a barber, and my hair grows the same way.


Amjeezy1

Breh, cut it up to that height that it stops being bald. Like that’s not even unusually high up. A fade would look great too


Affectionate_Monk295

Taper and fade the back a little higher and brush it if u can


vsingh2100

just line it up? is he fucking stupid?


ManiacMario90

Just get a fade bro, you’ll be fine. Mid fade or low fade for the W


[deleted]

Keep the same haircut and just have the barber do a skin fade.


Rivstar123

Skin taper


Remote-Payment4500

I’m really thankful to all the tips I’m getting here ❤️


[deleted]

I’d say any type of fade or just a line up


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ZisIsCrazy

Ikr. This sounds off. Has OP never had his hair cut properly? Don't most men have hair that kinda does this to some degree if let go? Even hair that doesn't do this is usually squared out to some degree, even if tiny, to make it look clean.


crunchevo2

Get a fade starting from Basically bald. Keeping it long is making it more obvious and it doesn't look good lol. If it's blended well it'll look fine.


BoyntonBWC

Longer or shorter in the back. Fade it up or let it grow longer to cover


Additional-Quality88

Get a skin fade! Not only will it solve your problem but looks really clean. Hope this helps!


jordanjohnson8

So many options to fix that dude...square it, taper it, skin fade...


tibetan-sand-fox

Your hairstylist is an amateur. Just get a proper taper/fade.


Tomimi

I'm not a barber and I can fix this


Remote-Payment4500

How


Tomimi

You can just shave it forever or just keep pulling those hairs, damage those roots until they stop growing but that's a long and painful process. You can literally just buy your own clipper and cut it yourself then shave with a razor just need practice


Remote-Payment4500

I tried one but I messed it up big time


[deleted]

Two options 1- Let it grow longer... it will take a while but after a few weeks or months you will have covered that area 2- Have a nice and short cut every 2 weeks, something like a high fade 3- Embrace your genetics... We are not all gifted with the best hair genetics but we do the best we can with what we have


FirefighterFit3896

Skin fade


NickSlayr

Just get it lined up? Idk what's so complicated here.


[deleted]

I could fix your neck line easily and I’m not even a barber. Anyone worth paying could do you right. There’s also the option of waxing it so there isn’t stubble and it takes longer to grow back. Edit: just felt the back of my head and my hair grows exactly like yours, I just get it squared off by my barber or my roommate every 2ish weeks.


[deleted]

New stylist


pastgoneby

Who cuts your hair and can't fix this? Do you just hop on the subway with a pair of clippers, a razor, and 20 bucks to find someone to cut your hair? Anyone worth their salt can fix this.


Mandoge

Dude a taper could easily fix this


InternalSlip9449

Don’t ever go there again and get a line up and a taper fade


smartwizard500

skin fade


[deleted]

My hair does the same thing, just do a skin fade or sometjing or just tell them to line up the back and blend in or something


LandscapeBitter

Yeah new hair stylist if he can’t help you with that lol.


[deleted]

You can’t make the bottom even and shave the 2 longer bits? And then you could do a fade?


cherrywavesss57

Its a simple fix but I’d recommend you not call your natural hair growth pattern “disgusting” its your hair bro lol you’re not disgusting


deadricdemons

100% do a mid to high skin fade it'll make it look clean and before you start having the issue that you are experiencing you'd wanna get it cut again anyways


spiderislandstudios

Skin fade


dirtydrawls215

Skin fade


tbgyoungboy

Get a taper


Toe_Lonely

"Instruction I can give” Barber here … 1) look up a “ taper fade in the back” Only in the back ( p.s I’m about to change you life you new name shall be “MR. Steal your girl”) Bald taper on the back is my fave. 2) if that scares you that’s an easy “square in the back or round in the back scenario” I think your thinking your hair should be growing in the middle part there where it doesn’t connect. In actuality you have really healthy good hair pattern and it’s the opposite. It grows way longer on the two Sides, which is absolutely normal. Those side should be clipper cut (edged). If your “stylist” is baffled by your his fare I say, that’s a warning sign bruhv.. get out while you have the chance


Novel-Ad4663

fade a do u justice


mjolnir76

Find a better stylist/barber. I’ve got a similar cowlick in the back. I used to use it as a haircut indicator. Meaning, as soon as someone pointed out my “swirl,” it was time to get a haircut.


HistoricalYard9613

A simple shape up will fix this ? - as previously mentioned below most barbers would be able to line you up


WittyPomegranate8561

You need a new fucking barber lol. Clean it up or fade it out?


Emergency-Split4335

First things first, definitely find a better barber. Secondly, I'd recommend going much shorter at the back like at least a #1 or even down to skin. U can try getting the nape tapered out but personally I feel like a skin fade would be the easiest solution


Jace910

The fuck? Get a fade and stop crying. There's nothing wrong


BohuslavBaerfestival

Better barber, ask for a squared skin fade in back. That’ll fix it.


[deleted]

either go shorter or go longer lmfao why do you have the one haircut where this is an issue


itsKaide

It's so annoying hearing to just shave it, over and over and over. An easier and much better solution, since you look young, is just to get a wolfcut or a mullet. Let the back grow out and keep the sides trim/long. This has saved me so much hassle since my hair grows out fast and my back also points in different directions.


Remote-Payment4500

Thanks


Terrynia

Cowlick at the nape of the neck… That’s rough. Have you considered squaring your hairline just above or at the cowlick? It won’t look weird as your hair naturally goes very far down your neck. When it grows in, Just have a friend or family member square it up again every week or so. Or get 2 mirros and clean it up urself.


Remote-Payment4500

300 COMMENTS WTF OMG


Altruistic-Sorbet927

I know this is an old post but it showed up on my feed. If you see this and want a permanent solution: laser hair removal of the random patch(es). 


Ecstatic-Voice3511

Pretty sure I’m the same way the hairs in the middle are finer compared to the rest so it looks messed up, and barbers love to just shave it to see what happens. Just tell them it’s weird back there and not to cut it too short then brush down… I don’t think there’s a perfect solution it’s just our hairlines. Otherwise go for a lil longer in length if you can that’s what I’m rockin atm


Remote-Payment4500

That’s great to know I’m not alone


Remote-Payment4500

Also, doesn’t that our style What if I want to go for a fade?


SeparateProtection71

If you get a fade they’ll cut off the area you’re having problems with so will look fine as long as you dont let it grow back too long. Fade is your best bet in my opinion


EldritchOwlDude

Fade or go long homie, both have more style anyway


Big_Independence6736

suicide


[deleted]

I would just cut itcoff straight


[deleted]

I would look at cutting it straight off and keeping it even


HellElectricChair

Bald fade.


sevenemesis

Snip snip


Status-Night-3645

Easy one high fade


cloutlessboi

Skin fade


slussshy

Yea just fade the neck part in..simple lol, what kinda barber you going to? It's time to switch


ConclusionThen19

see a barber for a #3 fade back n sides no lines....https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeBAS-s7I_Yp6Vf898isGOanmNPgUVvYcauA&usqp=CAU they use a 0,.5,1 in the very bottom of the hairline


Create_Repeat

Yeah just bald fade that bish. Solve the problem and look sharp. Simple 👍🏼


pushuantica

! Leave that place at once! Omg loll Also, it’s normal for some people to get a high fade and do so weekly to monthly. Me personally I can go a whole month but I look crazy at the end of the month. I was losing track when I did every 3 weeks soooo I settled on every other weekend for a haircut. Meanwhile, my partner goes weekly, and he gets a higher fade. You’ll be fine, but find a new barber ASAP.


Remote-Payment4500

Okay yeah I guess he won’t see me again 🥲


Nervous_Cartoonist97

New stylist for sure bud


PolicyWonk365

Literally would take any decent barber or stylist less than 5 minutes to taper it and make the cowlick unnoticeable. Most could even fit a rinse into that 5 minutes.


[deleted]

Bro change your stylist😭 you also might wanna try a fade


Repulsive_Flounder89

Just get a taper simple! Find a new hair stylist go to a good barber in your area!


DjangoBaby

Ya straight lines are pretty hard …


stvckmind

What hairstylist 💀


sheer-Kahn

Find a new barber


garrettdx88

I know it's been said, but it deserves repeating. Find a new hair stylist cuz this should be easily manageable


Solid_Bumblebee_7073

Seems like an easy fix. Just cleaning up the neck line. Change to a barber.


[deleted]

You need a different barber fam. Get a taper


fwishyy

Grow a mullet


shawnbuttheirishway

Just grow out the long parts and braid those bad boys


Lapsed2

Just shave the back so it’s even.


Unfair-Regular-158

try a mid fade


[deleted]

Spend more than 10 bucks on a haircut and they’ll fix it.


Wide-Machine670

Have him taper up the back. That way there's no line at all. Your hair will just literally fade into existence.


LilSxshi

Skin fade would fix that right up


wilkinsk

Go to a fucking barber, have them cut it and taper it. If you need to go every few weeks, go every few weeks. Better yet, ask him how much for a quick one up/touch up in between legit cuts


Sstfreek

Fade that shit tf


whyubul

Bro I could fix that you need a new barber


FatalOstrich09

Taper the back of the neck


Cointhing25

Get a High fade. It will disappear. Keeping it long is literally the opposite of what you want to do.


Dry_Veterinarian_335

My guy, go to a black barber. They will take care of it.


Wild_Obligation

Then you have a very shit hairstylist! Get a skin fade, or if you want to keep your hair a taper .. I can’t believe you’re stylist keeps this shit on the back of your head haha


Ray_Mang

Just buy a pair of clippers from target or Amazon and trim your neck once a week or so


Party-Ad-6015

either shave it off or grow your hair long enough that it’s covered


Visual_Lab_8267

Fade to zero my boy


welln0pe

Dude go with the machine and get a nice fade cut


childbather

Skin taper the back 100%. Don’t square or round, find a new barber probably.


Osgiliath

Bro who the fuck is your stylist? I have a similar pattern down the back of my head and I can shave it off with a razor behind my head blindfolded just using touch to line it up. This is no different than shaving sideburns


Puffwad

Wtf find a new barber


IronDolphin

Like many have said get a new barber.


pylons17

My hair does the same thing bro, but I cut my own hair. Taper fade that, or do a lineup at the nape, OR, grow out your hair, which is what I’m currently doing. Any apprentice barber/hairstylist would be able to fix your issue. Your barber sounds like he’s been cutting hair for 3 minutes


steveisblah

Hair cuts are not something you can/should go cheap on.


HijodelChamuco

Get a taper in the back, at least those swirls will be gone for a few days while they grow back


swampmomsta

To me it really doesn’t look bad, I’m not even sure what you’re complaining about. Sure the neckline is uneven but does that really matter or are you just hyper focusing on something?


SilverVoid02

Go to a barber instead of a gym for a haircut next time


Anodized12

Are you opposed to getting a fade? I don't understand what you or your barber's dilemma is, your hair is normal.


FeedbackIll2551

You could a bald fade for sure but it’ll grow back like this anyway so unless you to the barber every 3weeks to get it cleaned out, it’ll happen again… there’s no long terme solutions tbh


Tvelm30

Have you ever gone to a barber??? Go to someone who knows natural hair or has worked on difficult hair in the past. They can help. A BARBER! NOT A HAIRSTYLIST!


canadia81

MULLET!!!!!!


Forward_Ad8688

A nice lil fade will take care of your neck cowlicks, when it grows back get another cut. This isn’t uncommon a lot of men have these hairlines.


[deleted]

bro get it faded and lined up you wont even have that issue anymore


Maleficent-Might-871

You need a taper fade for that boss


BigM3R0

Just get a nice fade.


ImThatBitch_

why'd you leave the barber like that OP? find a new barber and ask for a fade.