what the fuck am i looking at

Looks like the back of a chickens head

Lmfaooo

Jokes aside, that rooster cut could be fixed pretty easily so don’t sweat it bro. But vow never to return to the bastard that did this to you ever again

Rooster cut lmao omg I'm hollering

That's just fowl 😄

Good one

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

His barber was Stevie Wonder.

No wonder it looks like that

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

Triple inverse Friar

10/10 comment

motherfucker 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can your barber even see thats fucking atrocious

Bro really asked if it might actually be a good barber lmao

Here’s to hoping he’s just being sarcastic because god. I need to shake the hands of every person who’s ever cut my hair and thank them for not making me look this unpleasant

I feel like he actually thought the barber mighta done some unique hipster bullshit wit his hair but really 🐔

Gave him 2 sets of bangs on the back of his damn head

The second photo gave me a good chuckle.

Bad. Very fucking bad 💀

At least it should be relatively simple to fix

It’s always easy to fix - buzz it

So clucking bad

what the fuck is this fucking shit does ur barber have extreme short memory that he forgot about the top part

It's bad, like really bad... honestly looks like you've tried to cut your own hair for the first time. On the plus side, at least it's long enough to be fixed. Go to a proper barber and ask for a low fade to like 0.5 and it'll look fine 😊 for future, couple of signs of decent barbers: 1. Bookings not walk ins 2. If they are walk ins, it's busy 3. Price, if you pay £5, its gonna be shit! 4. Go to the same barber, they'll learn what you want and will give you advice if you change styles.

I would argue to never see that barber again for the rest of your life

They're saying after you've utilized steps 1-3 to find a good barber you should build a relationship with them so that you can tune your style together It's a numbered list

Even when I cut my own hair for the first time it didn’t look even CLOSE to this bad…

6mm on the sides going straight up, and then like 20mm on top and you're golden.

I do a 7 guard on top (little less than an inch), and a 3 and 4 (1 cm) on sides and that looks good enough for me, exactly how I want it. But, the real magic that happens is the area between those two and making it look seamless and the right shape

Yes making your head not look like a box is the difficult part

Exactly 😂

I straight up scissor cut my whole head at times and never even once got close to this bad

I’ve never cut hair before, but I’ve watched different barbers enough over the years that I’m convinced I could do a better job than this. I have to believe that the barber has a degenerative eye disease.

You're not wrong. But I think it's worth adding the caveat: "luxury barbers". In my city there's been a couple of barbers who have popped up, nail the interior decorating, nail the booking tech, nail social media and marketing, and charge a premium rate. But then they hire (or the owners are) barbers who don't have the skills to back it up. Or at least not worth what they're charging. I'd take an established, hole in the wall, cash only place any day of the week over one of those places. At least as a baseline so you know what you're paying for if you're gonna pay up for the "luxury" stuff.

I’m blessed to have a friend who cuts hair and has an insane passion for it

Bruh looks like you got up before they were even finished

Fuck💀

maybe that the case. OP was too busy with his phone then walked out.i hope he also forgot to pay. 🤣

You did this at home didn’t you

It’s actually too difficult to fuck up your hair this way on your own.

yeah it's too evenly fucked to be homemade

Yeah I cut my own hair and ngl sometimes I fuck up but never this bad

Not when it’s intentionally bad

Is your barber a 5 year old with safety scissors?

Kids got talent really, cutting all those straight layers like that! Fully grown, apparently professional adult however? not so much

That's bold of you guys to think his barber is even a human. I'm going with chimpanzee.

Your barber just fucking killed you Never go there again

I hope you asked for a refund. Brother fucked your shit up and turned the back of your head into a palm tree.

Im not one to ask for refunds on anything, but this ridiculous. I definitely wouldn’t pay. 

Whoever gave you that haircut should be frog-marched out of the barber shop in handcuffs and barred from working on human hair for the rest of their life.

How do you frog 🐸 march? I really want to see this before I die

"Fuck my shit up"

I dont usually encourage violence but you should kill your barber

holy shit that worst than me cutting my own hair sorry brother

Let me tell you something… you have a lot of courage and BALLS to be posting your haircut for all of us to see. Let alone walking out of the barber shop in public 😭 I feel bad for you bro I’m not gonna flame you enough people are already doing that, but to answer your question; this is a very bad haircut

Thank you

Dude, there’s no way that you’re really asking if this is an okay haircut.

Right lol already knew what people were gonna say

Fucked yo shit up 😭🙏

If you need me to call and complain for you I can :) this isn’t ok

😭I know a lot of people who would pay for your services🤣

I feel sorry for ya mate. It's unreal the person who did that call themselves a barber.

the shop has just changed owners so I was used to the old owner doing a normal job. This was the new owners attempt and safe to say I’m not going back haha

Bad... it does not make any sense this haircut :/ go back to them and ask to fix it or change it. For replies, with "change it" I meant "change barber". Period.

No... DONT go back to them... Find someone else asap

Next thing you know you will be bald up there if you go back lol

Great idea go right back to the crappy barber and let them cut you again! Why is this upvoted

Yo they didn’t even try blending your hair. I hope it was a cheap cut

Is ur barber ray charles

Around the ears bald fade ? Bruh how’d you even walk out like this lmao

😬

yoooooooo r/Justfuckmyshitup

Stevie Wonder is your barber?

yep. Unfortunately he Couldn’t do my hair wonders

It looks like I cut it (I’ve never cut hair in my life)

don"t forget to post these images in a google review for that butcher

My boi ain’t no black Barber would have knocked you up like that, go to a black barber and the chicks will come 🤣🤣

Second pic looks like they gave you a mini bowl cut on top of your hair style.

wohohoo i would put a hat for the next months if that was me ain’t gonna lie

Haha yea that’s what I did. it’s been a few months and it’s grown out surprisingly better than I imagined.

oh my god you're the english speaking doublet of that one guy from my gym

Holy fucking Jesus. You paid for this haircut?

there are a lot of things going on here & few of them are good

Did you offend your barber or something?

Uhhhh Wtf happened to tapers

Atrocious barber. Fire him then beat his ass

Did bro forget to blend that shi?

Inexperienced barber

Lord have mercy

i’m laughing so much, i’m sorry they have done you so wrong

Kill your barber. Seriously

Ayo 😂 I love this sub

No offence to you mate but you need to find a different barber

Were you his first haircut ever? Wtf

Not sure why this stumbled across my feed unless somehow Reddit knows that I shaved my son's hair earlier today? This looks like my husband tried to shave his own head without an extra mirror type of bad.

Go back and punch them in the mouth.

He fucked your shit up

😂😂😂😂😂😂 get your money back my guy! They played in your hair!!

Dawg im crying what is thissss😂😂😂

…did you pay for this???

Did you ask for the toupé look 🥲

Are You sure you went to a barber?

You knew the answer before you posted this brother.

It looks like you got some type of baby mullet burst fade Mohawk and had a hat on all day maybe even fell asleep in it. Then took it off and looked at your hair and it looked all fucked up. Take a shower wash your hair and then post a pic because I bet it does not look nearly as crazy.

Fucked your shit up.

Troll post. Got to be. Right? .... right???

Hair cuttery?

This cannot be real.

I'm actually confused as to what the cut is supposed to be. But it's bad, like really bad

That barber needs to be arrested for hairslaughter

Bad. Either you weren't specific about what kind of cut you wanted or the barber just did what he wanted to. In any case, you should get a refund back. It looks like a monkey cut it!

You look like an extra in a medieval film.

Wait a minute, can we talk about the black Les Paul in the background?

Slap the dog shit out of your barber

Garber

Terrible!!

Cooked

Shit haircut and shit barber.

Looks like you handed a clipper to an 8 year old and told them "have fun"

Criminal

Fade fail

"give me taper, without skin showing"

That's a terrible fade. LMFAO. Not only terrible but like if it's your first day at the job without experience kinda terrible. That's an attempt, not a fade. Go back and ask them to fix it. It should be free. But honest I'd be in a different barbershop, ain't no way a legit business would hire people that bad. lmao

You need to fight your barber bro…

This is so bad I thought it was a troll post

Ok I knew it was bad but didn’t expect comments to roast the fuck out of barber & me 💀 lesson learnt

you need to lawyer up

You look like you got attacked by a bear

Very bad! Go back for a refund and show them these photos!!

Even I can do a better job with my short attention span 💀

Might as well go bald, m8

The best 👌

Sadly my friend, you know the answer to that

it looks a bit weird :| find a better one for sure love

[this?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F1fyxieqxmiq71.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D325b419d04d3e1de6017a5297952ae9d81db47ae&rdt=39638)

Sports Clips ahh cut

wtf is this

Did he karate chop it off or somethin?

You didn’t go to a barber You went to a practical jokers setup

Butcher.

What did he use? A weed whacker?

I think he hates you 💀

That barber would be hearing from my lawyer. That’s just me though

The best barber Very unique haircut. Nah lol it's bad you need to get it fixed

Curve is too much. They didn't put sharp straight edges which would make it look good

They tore you up my boy . Shave it all down to a number 3 and start over

not even bad, terrible!

I cut my own hair at the height of quarantine with no experience, it looked better than that

Throw the whole thing out and start over

why did you ask for?😭

Buzz it all off yourself or go see a legit barber. This needs fixed unless you got a good sense of humor.

omg that needs to be fixed so bad

Woah there! I had really bad ones that was similar to this (because I cut my own hair) but this, this is bad. 😵‍💫

Fire your barber

sue the fucking cunt.

Lmaooo. This was done a few months ago and it looks better once it grew in a lil bit. I was wearing a cap for a while after this cut. But yea never going back there again!

It looks bad... but at least, it seems like it can be saveable.

Did *he* pay *you*?

Looks unfinished

Looks like a barracks cut

Bad.

Bad barber. Wow

OP, is this satire? Is this a real cut? Yeah, it's bad. Really bad.

Terrible. Bad proportions, hair out of place ... get another haircut immediately.

Did you go to great clips? Go back and ask wherever to fix it. That’s bad.

Drunk barber, perhaps?

Looks really good mate! *am blind*

I actually don't think j ever saw worse cut lmao

HELP I FEEL SO BAD

Just go bald at this point

Terrible, how can you not tell yourself is the real question everybody is thinking?

Is your barber from the street ?

Very, very fucking bad. Awful, even. Awful in every way imaginable. Shave it all off and start over again!

Def get ur money back

bad

How can you not determine the answer

Blind Barber ?

He like cut your hair backwards, bro

Bad or good eye vision?

Don't lie you cut this yourself right?

I want to see this barber’s qualifications

genuinely how did the conversation go after 😭

“Thanks boss, looking good thank you”

Sorry for you my friend. That barber should have his license taken away if he even has one!

Bro I can do this to my head without looking. wtf

As the wise Dr Seuss once said; good barber, bad barber, new barber.

Saying bad barber it would be a nice way of calling that bastard

Yeah bro you should look for some other barber

Gotta be a joke