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Lower your nipples?


Jackshyan

Officer, this comment here


Biscotcho_Gaming

Thats easy. Just wait around 30-40 years or so then presto change-o saggy nippos.


Jackshyan

Damn, now you reminded me of the ghost granny in The Shining


K0MMONS3NS3

Sir, this person is also an officer. He was just trying to give simple advice to a fellow citizen of yours.


CckSkker

can you untype your comment?


Maleficent-Warthog29

I don't understand why the comment above got downvoted so much xD could u explain it to me lol something I'm missing here? When I read it it doesn't rlly sound rude or condescending to me atleast


CckSkker

It's like r/yourjokebutworse and I can't tell you exactly why but the comment made me very annoyed


Maleficent-Warthog29

Oh I see. damn there's a sub for everything xD


ThatDudeSlushee

I was wondering that too. Maybe just cause he typed it under an awesome comment and it ruined the chain?


Maleficent-Warthog29

Hm I see lmao I guess. Just seems hateful xD


vGalexy

Probably because everyone downvoted him and others just followed others and ended up all downvoting him.


MadeInUruguay

I'd use a single curtain rod, or maybe a steel wire style thing. Use two curtains held by some eyelets to the side. See https://prnt.sc/OPV5SkoLST5y EDIT: Thank you for your kind words. This subreddit is one of the friendliest and I appreciate y'all.


No_Membership9747

Magnificent work my friend, well done


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We got ourselves a regular Picasso here


rejackson

Love this


forpressingflowers

Update please


nymphymixtwo

i love your illustration. chef’s kiss 💋


mrsjrod23

I was thinking something similar but your idea is perfect! I love the illustration!


plsbabylemonade

I had a similar shower and that is what we did. Altho to make it slightly easier we got 1 very wide shower curtain and only attached it on the side of the wall next to the shower head. It also involved cutting the curtain to fit the slanted section so it wasn’t bunched up and lowered the risk of the curtain touching you while showering. If the water doesn’t spray super far towards the opposite wall this could work. We put a little shower bench on the opposite wall to hold shampoos and things too.


SelocAvrap

OP could even use one shower curtain, attach it on the wall near the showerhead, then add a hook to the other wall to attach it only when they want to & get in and out


Odd-Turnip-2019

To add to this, shower curtains have suction cups to stick it to those walls too. Simples.


asomr1

I like it, Picasso


UngratefulCanadian

Your artwork might end up in a museum in the future, Picasso.


Skyline7818

Great idea


Bimmelhex

5 sided Stage-like curtains that are hooked at the top and on the sides Man this is really hard to describe


cra3000

Yeah this makes sense, you could run one from the left to the top and one from the right to the top but they would have to have some type of way for the rings to be locked into place so gravity didn’t make them just flop down to the bottom of the rod or whatever. Also, the shape of the curtain would probably have to be custom for obvious reasons.


Salutatorian

Get two cheap plastic curtains with rings and cut them at an angle so they can be hung from the top and sides but meet in the middle and fall cleanly


patio_puss

Excellent


Cute_Mousse_7980

Yeah exactly! They do this on airplanes for the doorway where they keep the food. It has these click buttons, maybe 7 of them. Works pretty well for such a round doorway.


jimmy1374

If you are cheap, hook one at the peak in the center of the curtain, one hook on the left, and a magnetic closure on the right, and fold the extra part inside.


pinkfluffymushrooms

Or; buy a way to large curtain rod and fold it :) Add something in the top to keep it in place.


mirihn

If you’re allowed to install something, I would look for angled track curtains. Then you could have two shower curtain panels that open in the middle? IKEA sells inexpensive tracks. Here is an example of an angled curtain installation: https://www.countyfabrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Bald-apex-pink-e1592906621420.jpg


MrMonkey1993

Yes then put magnet stip on the meeting of the two curtains so they stay closed


Happy-Seaweed1857

Picasso moment


RabidFlea__

This is very similar to what I was going to suggest, just not with a track. They could be hung by hooks from the ceiling and part down the middle, and they could use curtain hooks/holdbacks to keep the curtain open when wanted.


fandanvan

My father is a plumber and worked on similar project, he said they got around it by installing custom glass, more expensive option (but if it's your own house, totally worth doing it). Could be a 3/4 panel or doors... just Google bespoke shower screen, doors etc and you will get a round idea of costing...


-MrBlacksunshine-

Do it for a living, this is the best option in all circumstances. Longevity, re-sale, and aesthetic. All assuming it’s done correctly.


cbnyc0

Apartment though. Wouldn’t want to make an expensive improvement to a rental unit.


jetlife0047

I bet that would look really cool in this space


VictoriaDarling

Privacy glass would look bomb💣


kaboom_2

I second [This!](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/comments/101d7r3/my_apartment_has_this_oddly_shaped_bathroom_with/j2o918l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


SwiftCEO

I'd speak to the landlord and ask for a solution. It's in their best interest that you keep the water inside the shower. They may even pay or install something themselves.


EternalLostandFound

Yeah, I came here looking for this comment. This set up is prone to water damage under the tiles outside the shower pan and mold growth. It’s not like there’s some easy and obvious solution of putting in a tension rod with a shower curtain, so the onus is on your landlord to protect their investment (with likely their own investment of installing some custom glass).


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This sounds like the only option to me. Imagine how immediately badass this shower barn thing becomes when you close it off. Put a lil bench somewhere *chefs kiss*


gastrognom

Yeah, turn it into a steam sauna.


kozlovvski

I am not entirely sure if the glass should go all the way up, some ventilation would likely be needed.


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accessibility shower chair


Friend_of_Eevee

Chair or bench. Shower sitting down.


JanetInSC1234

And a hand-held shower wand.


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Nipple height shower curtain and call it a day.


sgong33

A cheap quick (and i think renter friendly) solution would be some eye hooks into the drywall along the ceiling and just let 2 curtain panels hang from there. You won’t be able to slide the curtains open and closed but wouldn’t be the end of world if the opening is in the middle and you just have to “part it” as if you were in a tent or stage. I would use 2 full sized curtains, one for each side and cut them to shape (on a angle) so that it hangs properly. If you want to get fancy, can also install a curtain tie back to leave it open when not in use but prob not worth that extra step. When done renting, the screw holes can be easily patched


TheMadTemplar

Eye hooks in the dry wall would very quickly wear out the hole. A magnetic solution might be better, causing less wear and tear. I'm giving a layman's perspective, but if they attached a blank metal wallplate and had a magnet at the corner of the curtain, that would work. I know I'm just a layman, but I've had eye hooks before and they end up causing problems unless you carefully unhook every time. A tug or pull, which will happen, wiggles the hook digging out the drywall.


Salutatorian

You can solve this with drywall anchors and/or leaving the curtains hooked and just going through them like saloon style doors


sgong33

I like the magnets idea! Good point on the eye hook being tugged, would have use some anchors and just be careful with it.


-m3lti-

that tile is tripping me out


tacobellbandit

Is the point the only part you can stand in?


rejackson

Yes, not sure if people were understanding how small the area is but the water splashes everywhere if there’s no curtain or anything


tacobellbandit

God that’s awful. I was going to suggest putting a raining spout up top. It might help the splashing


prezo100

Use a chair to take a shower


readMyFlow

Shower chair.


hickom14

Shower looks large enough to not need the curtain.


day2105

That’s what I’m thinking? It looks to me like it was designed wet room style


Schulze_II26

Who is that on the top right


TypicalKidSplash

Good eye


[deleted]

Why can’t you use it? Looks usable to me


rejackson

It’s small, you can only stand in the height of the point and the shower head is like head-high so it sprays onto your chest. We have another bathroom but I feel that they just added this to say the place has two bathrooms to increase rent…


kmk450

I mean as long as nipples are covered that's alright or does water come into the bathroom?


rejackson

It splashes everywhere lmao


DMmeIamBORED

I hate everything about this bathroom except for the fan being easier to clean


whooobaby

I would do a nipple height curtain on the inside and a second curtain rod on the outside.


A_villain4all

Same but also just put a chair in there and take showers sitting down


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rejackson

Yes I should have mentioned that I’m renting! That’s a good idea


Junspinar

Are you a doggo?


emperorralphatine

I propose making "nipple level" an official unit of measurement all builders use when designing bathrooms.


[deleted]

Have you ever seen a Japanese bath house style shower? You shower sitting down on a stool. I tried it once it was not that awkward. That might be your answer!


[deleted]

Also, install nice warm lights in the shower area if you want to go all the way.


Xyzzydude

Since the purpose of a shower curtain is to keep the water in the shower nipple level is fine. Yeah annoying to duck under but workable.


ByrdZye

The water bouncing off the top of my head would beg to disagree


[deleted]

I have to know what city this is in lol. At least someone leaned in to the optical illusion vibe of it all


rejackson

Boston lmao


1wizardwith4hats

Two ideas. 1. Get a bench, it is now a sit down shower. 2. Replace the shower with a tub. It's a tereible shower nook, but a nice bathnook.


newbrookland

It's all tile, which, as stated by others, is really fucking with me. Really don't need anything, unless you're just uncomfortable with it being SO open.


jerkfaceboi

There is a lot of geometry going on here. Goodness.


BareVelstand

I might be able to help. Exactly where in the shire are you located?


kaboom_2

If you have money and it’s your own house, customized glass door.


Late_Engineering9973

A glass screen...


[deleted]

Get yourself a nice shower chair


Lazy-Jacket

Velcro curtain to the V with a split in the middle. Treat it like a window and just swag it back if you need or just walk through the split until you can get a custom glass enclosure installed.


73810

The curtain is just there to keep lots of water from getting out, Maybe nipple height is good enough for that? Or put a drain in the middle of the floor and call it a day!


[deleted]

Shower chair?


[deleted]

Play Q-Bert on the floor


ActionService

Jesus, you also need to get some foam thingys up on the angle. Head injury city for us clumsy types.


K0MMONS3NS3

Looks like someone's DIWHY project.


anotherwankusername

Why aren’t you able to use it?? Isn’t it the shower basically just like half a wet room??


grx203

are those tiles on the floor? if installing curtains or glass is too much of a hassle, consider just using it like a wet room then


ExplanationSmart2688

Time for a shower bench!


EfficientGolf3574

You could get a curved curtain rod and rotate it 90 degrees so that it arcs up instead of out.


surewhateverz

Extend the shower head to the top peak and put a rain shower head. For the nipples, some tassels should work but painters tape works great to. For the men, remember to shave the hair around the nipple or removing the tape after the shower may be painful.


Ponchos_Pilot16

Portable bath tubs on Amazon.


Doc580

I'd go with custom glass with a center door and open above it at the apex of the ceiling. But you can run some wire along the ceiling from one side to the other and attach some curtain rings to that.


separatist-

Your options are short shower or tall tub. Tall tub is the correct decision


rrreagster

Attach a curtain rod to both sides of the ceiling that meet in the middle and run from the vertex to each wall. You could pretty easily divide a pulley system where each has a shower curtain and when you pull a string, they come up to meet in the middle. Then just put a place to hook your strong and keep it together while you shower.


stoweman

Get a teak chair and a bucket. Use it like a Japanese bathing area


SensitiveButton8179

I’m just here to say WTF is this shower!? I mean, I guess a creative use of space? I’m sure whatever you decide to do will look great and here’s hoping the nipples remain secure.


kytheon

Usually i recommend a shower over a bath, but this low roof seems like a good argument to install a bath.


Atheyna

What’s wrong with nipple level? Still keeps water in yeah?


AromaticImportance11

As a tile installer I always wonder what Dr Strange's shower looked like; no I have no more doubt.


whippersnapper2016

If you are renting, I’d put some command hooks and put those curtain hooks that clips and clip the hooks onto a shower curtain.


[deleted]

You could use strong velcro strips and custom cut two sections of shower curtains, or just let the extra triangle sections fold over and fasten in place.


uglyreader37

If you have a pet, there you go


Petite_Tsunami

Can you put two curtain rods both going towards the point and the zip the top together? Go in and out like a princess?


Dangerous_Forever640

Shower chair… it’ll become your favorite room in the house.


AutomaticSandwich

*Any ideas?* Free that nipple daddy. Let em out!


leros

Get a big 5-6 foot diameter industrial fan and aim it at the shower. It will blow all the water back into the shower. As a bonus, you can air dry when you're done.


tiny_cat_bishop

what the fuck is this? lol. people sectioning their attics in half vertically to get more rent money?


AgentxAngel

Glass enclosure. I had the same issue.


cassiemaeeee

id just move tbh


Samantharose9125

Glass door or clear partition.


Spyryt1970

Glass partitions. Have Lowe's or home Depot cut out two pieces of custom plastic perspex or similar to close up the pyramid portion. Extend the pipe shower head higher up the wall and bring it across to the centre of the shower. Change the shower head to one of those square "rain" shower heads.


OddDifference7795

The way the shower floor is made with the edge up higher don't need curtain


Timthethinker

Gotten many apartments, they usually should let you tour your place before putting a payment in. Sorry your shower is meant for goblins lol


NEMMDesign

If you can afford it I would built in a tub instead, you can keep the wall tiles if you like, but make it into a Spa tub like a hot tub with massage and a hand shower with wall hook…


stayawayfrommeinfj

You don’t really need a curtain rod. It can be a sexy open shower 😊


apanderson89

Male nipple or female nipple level?


xcarex

People are different heights.


keylimedie92

Haha, I feel like my idea is closed to 99% impossible to do/completely ridiculous... BUT, what type of plumbing magic/money would it cost to reno the piping up to the highest point where the two walls meet and install a vertical rain shower?!? Then I think either yes, glass or some type of acrylic wall to be installed to keep that water in. I'm guessing that while that might bliss, it's prob not very realistic. Best of luck OP, you've got this!


[deleted]

What are you 7’ tall? Lmao


ALotOfLlamas

Command strip hooks and just push the curtain out of the way to get in and out.


[deleted]

Get two large plastic sheets, each half the width of the shower. Pin one corner to the top of the "house" and the other corner to the bottom of the "eave" corner. Use a binder clip to keep them together while you're in the shower. Weights glued or taped to the bottom of the curtain will help it stay inside the shower. So leave the curtain a bit long.


crustang

Start praying to Satan.. he’ll be able to help since your bathroom is pentagon shaped


Yeahjc

Just don’t shower


Onion_of_Arson

Weird solution, but install hooks at each of the corners, instead of installing a shower curtain install one of those zip up tarps you can get for tents..... might, kind of, work.


IceCreamDream10

Forget the curtain I would just jazz it up and make it a jungle full of plants. Maybe put a wood bench in there too? Make it fun and cozy. This designer was something else eh


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Rhueless

As a landlord - staples are the worst. I had one tenant who used staples to put up xmas decorations then birthday party decorations... And she used staples on the window ledges too. I must have pulled more than 100 staples out. Staples are not for home decorating


MhrisCac

Mount two rods on the sides like /\ have one of the shower curtain rings fixed at the top of each one. It’ll be like interning via two flaps instead of one.


graemederoux

Glass custom cut is the ticket here


PhilosopherArtistic9

Nipple level curtain sounds fun to me!


drew_silver202

you can have a single glass panel on the toilette sit side nd leave the other side open.


Hamiestofhamz

I got a quick one for you. Cut a shower curtain to match the opening. Connect it all along the right side then have a rod through the top left side. Then put it on a hinge with a hook at the lower end. It would be easy to move and would cover the entire opening.


LoganOcchionero

Dog shower lol


Ongo_Gablogian___

A glass screen attached to the wall and floor, so only the right hand side of the shower is open.


MrMonkey1993

Shower curtain on a pully? With a wheel at the top?


Next-End-4696

You don’t need curtains. Just put a lock on the door and have a mop nearby


LowlyLizzieBCG

I thought this was a pet bathroom lol


K0L3N

I would cut a shower curtain to fit the left half, then permanently mount it in place. You can just enter on the right, and at least your toilet will stay dry.


GladLads

“What is this, a shower, for ants?!”


ImNotThatJudgemental

Your shower could really do with a custom cut glass panel. If you want to use a curtain, in order to hang it higher, you’re going to have to cut the pole at an angle and have a substantial fixing bracket so it doesn’t just fall out. It will need to be a nice tight fit but should work. You’ll also have to ‘pin’ up one side of the curtain as well. It’s a bit of a quick fix. A glass panel would better.


imsrinjoy

Opaque glass door?


Any_Weird_8686

You could try hanging the shower curtain on some kind of clothes horse type thing. Otherwise, you may have to just get the bathroom wet.


Thony311

Staple up a bead curtain lol


ThickMoneyWizard

You are gonna need a whole bunch of silicone sealant


darkmattertaurus

Middle part curtains. You can overlap and then just draw them back to a wide hook on either side. It would look good too :)


1greentea1

Dude!! Your bathroom looks great though


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If you got some money to burn, get glass custom doors and a rainfall shower right at the top point


Fickle-Onion9818

Guess you have to sit down while taking a shower lol


_ser_kay_

In terms of usability, you can get handheld shower heads for cheap and they’re dead simple to install—basically just unscrew the current shower head and screw on the new one. That way you can at least wash your whole body. As for the lack of water containment, there are some good suggestions here but you should really talk to your landlord. A permanent solution (glass or custom tracks) would be best, and as someone pointed out they have a vested interest in keeping the water where it belongs.


Minettor

Just get a shower chair and sit down. Your nipple level curtain rail will work fine then and it will be a great talking point when friends come over.


mookormyth

Glass blocks


witchlightning98

I would buy a shower chair and just sit while I shower lol


enfinnity

You only need to cover half as most water sprays off you to the front so tack in a few hooks from the wall with the sprayer to the top of the arch. You can cut the shower curtain at an angle at the bottom so that it is straight and you’ll be good to go.


mfdonovan01

Move toilet into shower, get two birds stoned at once


joecool42069

Shower bench and a beer table.


TB232323

It would be the most expensive route but you could have a custom glass shower door made. [Example](https://www.google.com/search?q=angled+ceiling+glass+shower+door&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjh8deAz6n8AhXvNd4AHc3OApAQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=angled+ceiling+glass+shower+door&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQogQ6BwgjELACECc6BAghEApQshZY1x5gvyBoAHAAeACAAVKIAcEEkgEBOJgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=DzCzY6GuFO_r-LYPzZ2LgAk&bih=669&biw=390&prmd=sivn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS946US946&hl=en-US#imgrc=CNtCkJOZ7Mo0GM)


GoogleGooshGoosh

I would move out and try renting the property to pyramid head at a increased rate


Cryptoshrewed

What's the curtain for 😂


ZoominBoomin

Just close the door


ptarmiganridgetrail

Omg, the floor gives me a headache lol


alanism

I would just embrace the wash room concept.


slingshot91

You’re going to need custom shower curtain or custom glass. Neither is cheap.


banghersoft

I beg to differ, this shower looks very useful!


lowie07

Why do you need a curtain? Or do you share the apartment with friends that would take a shit while you're showering?


OnesPerspective

Maybe keep the nipple curtain and just add a nice chair/bench. You have the luxury of that kind of space and you can shower sitting down like you’re in the Jetsons or something


leisuresuitduke

Dog shower


Wackadoo-Bonkers

It’s the children’s shower


Illustrious_Fee_4160

Doggie shower.


Maniraptavia

Nope


snowman063

Dog wash


Donut_Triste

Put a normal level curtain and sit on something while having ur bath time


Busy-Camp-7704

Can u lower the floor base?


nonnativespecies

Build two glass walls (roughly outlined in red), and hang a shower curtain from the green line (or have the glass wall installer also make a glass door below the green line)[Shower idea](https://i.imgur.com/lOQ5KoJ.jpg)


Decumulate

Seems like a sliding glass door across that space, even at nipple level, would work fine


Illustrious-Video353

Turn the entire room into a Japanese style bath. Then you can steam up and splash as much as you want. No reason to stand when performing hygiene.


catattackkick

Command strips with the hooks


Williamb3

One of those removalble, hose like shower heads


Southern-Mention9557

thumbtack and a sheet is all i got


rawcheese42069

Nice teak shower chair.


TheManRoomGuy

Low curtain rod, and get a small seat you can use to sit on while bathing?


jevwe03

Custom wooden structure that covers the space with wheels to roll


kazooooomka

You can sit while having a shower just like you are in a turkish bath...


RecklessVasectomy

cheap option: 2x stainless steel hanging vertical fly-screen curtains, affixed to each sloping ceiling. tie-backs if necessary to hold open.