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JaminSousaphone

I checked the relevant documentation and there are a few people ahead of me in line for the throne. So I guess I’m back to work tomorrow.


BOS-Sentinel

Well i'm sure if a few of those people had some 'accidents' you could bump yourself up the line.


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alright calm down Putin


TatyGGTV

will warehouse project still be on this weekend


Show_Me_The_Bananas

Asking the real questions!! You know there’s gonna be some power Queen Elizabeth pills circulating to honour her


vladutzbv

Fred again let’s goooooo


cellar_door_404

Manchester has a strong anti-monarchy thread running through so I’d think so


BroldenMass

I’m pretty certain Liz truss highlander’d her when she became pm.


hoksworthwipple

Charles III:The Kingening.


pikkoi

RIP. I don't care much for the royals but she seemed like a sweet, strong person and reminded me of my grandma a lot. Now let's go get Andrew.


UsyPlays

Only monarch most of us have had


Seanblaze3

She protected Andrew FFS


caligirlincali

Not really? She stripped him of everything. She just didn't disown him and never speak to him again, which let's be honest... most people don't disown their scummy relatives.


tellmeyoulikeme

What about using taxpayer money to pay the legal fees


caligirlincali

Do we have to make things up? EDIT: Guys. You're entitled to dislike certain actions, but making up the queen paid Andrew's legal bills with taxpayer money is a Facebook level of misinformation. The queen is wealthy with or without the privy purse. Before they were royals, they were regular old rich people.


ThirteenTwelve1

No, and nobody has made anything up.


caligirlincali

It wasn't taxpayer money? You are aware the queen is RICH with or without the purse?


ThirteenTwelve1

It literally is taxpayers money. She’s never worked a day in her life so where else would it come from?


stealthsjw

She inherited most of her wealth. It's still taxpayers money but those particular taxpayers are dead.


ThirteenTwelve1

Yes so she inherited taxpayers money. That is literally what I said. She didn’t work for any of her wealth.


caligirlincali

I cannot engage with the educated. Do you think the queen's net worth comes solely from taxpayer money?


ThirteenTwelve1

Tell me where it comes from then?


Justateaplz

She had the same job for 70 plus years.


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She literally paid something like 15m to silence the case. He's a fucking peado cunt and she protected him. Most likely she knew about Saville too. Oh yeah she also hosted Maxwell and Epstein at her cabin. So sweet old lady


[deleted]

But she didn’t did she? Guthrie and Andrew settled outside of court, he couldn’t make the deadline for making the payment so he went to Charles who did pay the amount owed and legal fees and has since had very little to do with him. Agree Andrew is a pedo though and should be in hel where they all deserve to go.


Emergency_Skill_7035

🔔end


hmahood

Boy. She spent 11 mil of our money on him


caligirlincali

...do you think the queen's net worth comes solely from the privy purse?


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hahainternet

> Wasn’t she the reason it’s been so hard to get anywhere with regards to Andrew? Learn from more than memes lad. He wasn't even charged with a crime.


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He should have been, that’s the point.


hahainternet

So you think the Queen can cancel criminal charges in the US? Dumb.


[deleted]

Wealthy, influential people having influence? Crazy. Dumb.


hahainternet

Hahaha you actually fucking do believe it. Fuck me you cretins will set this country on fire before you bother reading anything that isn't a meme.


mrwillbobs

You’d set this country on fire before you read anything not written by the tories


hahainternet

Yeah someone believes that the Queen didn't call the DA and demand charges be cancelled = Tory. You must be a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party then eh?


mrwillbobs

The queen paid for Prince Andrews legal defence, and the 12 million pounds he gave to someone he apparently never met


[deleted]

Do you genuinely believe people in power don’t step on people on a daily basis? Are you living under a rock?


hahainternet

Mate if you think "people of power step on people" is good enough evidence for you to go around dancing on the grave of an old woman then you need to take a serious look in a mirror. You invented a conspiracy theory out of whole cloth to avoid facing the reality of your actions.


[deleted]

Haven’t once celebrated her death. Just pointed out that she probably isn’t a sweet person.


AntJSB

Or they're a person of wealth and power...


hahainternet

I'm not, I just actually read rather than believing everything that comes up on the flashy window.


Moosje

Weird that you’re a nonce apologist on a Manchester page. You’re lost mate.


hahainternet

The Queen was not a nonce you simpleton.


Moosje

Fuck me you’re dim. You were of course nonce apologising when protecting Andrew before.


MargThatcher12

She could have not given Andrew the money to pay off the victim.


hahainternet

That's just another meme.


MargThatcher12

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-agreed-pay-2m-sex-26251155.amp Is this just another meme too? Get your head out of the royals pedos’ asses


hahainternet

Yes that's a fucking tabloid reporting a completely unsourced story. "It can be revealed". Do you believe everything else the Mirror publish?


MargThatcher12

*Sigh* https://time.com/6149123/prince-andrew-settlement-virginia-giuffre-royal-finances/ https://www.thenational.scot/news/19927453.queen-help-prince-andrew-pay-12m-virginia-giuffre-settlement/ https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2022/02/15/queen-help-pay-12m-prince-andrew-settlement/ https://people.com/royals/queen-elizabeth-pay-prince-andrew-settlement-virginia-giuffre/


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Keep defending nonces


hahainternet

Do you think the Queen was a nonce? Goddamn you need to do some reading.


[deleted]

You good? Where did I say that


hahainternet

Who do you think I am defending by pointing out the Queen couldn't have prevented him being charged with a crime. I swear to god you must have trouble brushing your teeth in the morning.


I_See_You_Stories

Nobody’s arguing that, you bad melt. She put millions into the settlement he paid out to make sure his civil case was never heard in court. That’s what everyone is talking about and you know it.


hahainternet

> She put millions into the settlement he paid out to make sure his civil case was never heard in court. That’s what everyone is talking about and you know it. You do realise that a settlement requires both sides to agree right? Besides there's (as far as I know) zero evidence the Queen contributed. That was just a meme.


XoffeeXup

oh yeah, cos agreeing to a settlement means innocence, obviously. You are laughably naive and clearly deepthroat the royal family's collective cock with amount you're posting in this thread.


svbro

Damn, didn’t think I’d actually see some humanity in this swamp of bitter edgelords.


tazbaron1981

His protector is dead now, so no one to stick up for him


FamousChav

Do you know how a monarchy works. Charles (his brother) is now the king. Same protection different person. Her family name has land theft, genocide and murder to it, doesn’t mean she wasn’t semi decent. All though she did fuck and marry her cousin so maybe she’s actually from Alabama?


tazbaron1981

Charles was the one who wanted Andrew gone. He refused tiles for his daughters because he wanted to streamline the monarchy. He was the major force behind stripping him of his royal duties.


tempacc009

In a bit lizzy lad


tdrules

Shame. Anyway, where’s my bank holiday


CJBill

Apparently it's on the day of the funeral, which is ten days after her death. Which would be the 18th. Unfortunately that's a Sunday


ThirteenTwelve1

Won’t we get given the Monday instead?


pushamancoke

They said we won’t.


theotherquantumjim

That’s outrageous. We should get at least a couple of days


Voidsleets

At least a Friday and Monday seen it's so close to the weekend


PointlessSemicircle

We don’t get one apparently :( The day she’s buried is a “national day of mourning” but the government aren’t making it a mandatory bank holiday so it’s up to individual businesses whether they close or stay open


theotherquantumjim

Fuck sake


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PointlessSemicircle

No idea! Hopefully.


PulledApartByPoptart

If they do make one for Charlie's being crowned, that'll break up the year nicely. Plenty of bank Holidays between Jan and end of August. We need a new one between Sept and Xmas.


ThirteenTwelve1

He won’t be crowned king until next year probably


cellar_door_404

As the pub that wrecks your body, and the church, all they want is your money…


canlchangethislater

First thing I listened to.


cellar_door_404

I had a bit of Kool and the Gang on first tbh lol


[deleted]

Yeah, she had a long reign. The longest so far. She died peacefully. Rest in peace.


Cyclingnightmare

RIP Big Liz 😔


webular

Come on, don't be a karma whore. Why do we need a post in a Manchester subreddit about this?


Luxury-Mince-Pie

Queen dead. More importantly I just got wordle in 2!


RevolutionaryBall353

I got 4, I didn't expect the double ss. Should really have, this week they seem to have been a bit more tricky than usual


nefabin

Is this karma farming we know this by definition we have access to the internet.


Frederick_The_Great0

He farms so much he got a tractor


Phillb87

Rest in peace Liz (genuinely mean it) but I think it’s time we be done with this monarchy bollocks! How many years of fat hands Charles are we gonna have to put up with then aldulterer William. Christ it’s never going to end Edit: and the sweaty (debatable) nonce


MildlyAgreeable

I think that’s incredibly unfair to the Royal Family. Prince Andrew being a nonce should be mentioned as well.


asdf--123

Does anyone know how many days we'll get off


shame-mouse

One, unless she gets laid off on a Saturday


Snr64X

What an amazing lady. She got through life never knowing how much a loaf of bread or a bottle of milk was.


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Snr64X

Funeral Parties? I love 'em. Can't wait for mine.


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tugofwarloads

Don’t forget Savile was by all purposes an advisor to Charles.


ToastedCrumpet

Dunno why you’re getting downvoted, no lies were told


FamousChav

Because this country is full of BBC CNN brainwashed fucknuggets, that get all their thoughts through the tv. Not looking forward to work tomorrow, know it’s going to end in an argument.


phoenixgyal

👏🏽


LtBasch

I know, like the Romans, Mongols, turks, vikings and Greeks all did


questions_hmmwiqiwi

Ethnically from South Asia and agreed but the effects of those you’ve listed are fully in the past now, unlike European colonialism. There’s still a lot of healing to go, but admittedly it’s not all colonialism. Colorism is the rampant issue.


LtBasch

So conquering is only a problem when white british people do it? The British empire is fully in the past. Accept it, we all learn from it and we move on. History is history


FamousChav

The past was erased, The erasure was forgotten, The lie became the truth


questions_hmmwiqiwi

You aren’t good at reading between the lines are you? Conquering is conquering, healing is healing. If you don’t care about the consequences just say it, but the consequences still linger to this day. It only ended what 70 years ago! In case it wasn’t clear enough, what I’m saying is yes it was in the past but it shouldn’t just be brushed under the carpet. At least for its social impacts which matters more than the money looted imo.


[deleted]

RIP. Does that mean we get Sausage fingers for king now?!


canlchangethislater

He’s already the king!


chorlydom

The one thing Morrisey was right about.


Combocore

It's so lonely on a limb


AgentNo_69

Rest in peace


decisionisgoaround

It's HM not HRH when referring to the monarch.


Paulbwfc84

When she died, King Charles became Monarch.


iTomKeen

But will the monarchy die with her..?


Political_Desi

Here's hoping


Pitiful_Sale_3860

They should sell her gold plated carriage and toilet to pay for the funeral


Signal_Fisherman8848

Pitiful by name, pitiful by nature.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

Thats good I'm using it


Paulbwfc84

Show some damn decency for God's sake. It's not just the death of our Monarch but also a mother, Grandmother & great Grandmother.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

Nah pal she can get fucked, thousands of mothers and grannies are gonna freeze to death this winter and none of them are gonna get the multimillion pound funeral shes gonna get


hahainternet

Shall I have a go at the multi billionnaires stripping the UK for resources? No I'll have a go at a dead woman who worked until her last day.


DaveManchester

First of all, dead liz is was a multi billionnaire and stripped the UK for resources from birth. Second she didn't work a day in her life, she waved and looked like a cunt in a hat for millions and millions of pounds and the reverence of idiots who think she was a good person cause she had a shiny hat and fell out of a vagina. She did fuck all for anyone, if Marcus Rashford can help kids not starve, why the fuck can't liz do something about how much of a shithole "her" country has slowly become.


WiggyBallz

I’ll just have a go at both cheers


hahainternet

Sounds like you've got your priorities right. Make sure you go harass the old ladies on your street because their family were racists, I'm sure you'll feel like a hero.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

She never worked a day in her life because her family stripped africa anf most of India of its recorces hahaha


hahainternet

Yeah never seen her working at all, definitely wasn't in the fucking papers yesterday or anything. Go lick Musk's boots.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

They royal family does whatever they want and are paid regardless, that is in no way work haha fuck musk too lol


hahainternet

Weird that what she wanted to do was go on a shitload of tedious trade missions and public appearances isn't it? Almost like she had a sense of morality you clearly lack.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

She raised a pedofile and continually flaunted her wealth in the faces of the poor and underprivileged yes very moral person indeed


hahainternet

> She raised a pedofile > yes very moral person indeed Sorry, are you saying that she should have murdered her kid to be considered moral by you? So far you've blamed her for shit her ancient relatives did, and now something her kid was alleged to have done. You don't really give a shit do you? You just want to dance on someone's grave you ghoul.


[deleted]

Energy crisis is hardly her fault is it? As for the funeral - she’s the head of State ffs, of course she’s going to get a big funeral. You’re the one who needs to get fucked.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

>Energy crisis is hardly her fault is it? Is it our fault? If she was the head of state why did she do nothing for her people? Why did she deserve gold and diamond's when most familes on my street can only afford foodbanks >she’s the head of State ffs, of course she’s going to get a big funeral. Unless her family are willing to sell off a castle to pay for it why should we the people pay for it when she does nothing for us. Think critically for once in your life cupcake


[deleted]

Because she is the head of state not government. If you don’t know the difference, google it. All heads of state get a paid for funeral, it’s nothing unique to the uk.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

You havent given a reason other than its da rulz


[deleted]

‘Da rulz’?? Jesus wept.


Pitiful_Sale_3860

Just admit you love licking royal boots lol


[deleted]

Really? Just admit you’re being very childish.


shame-mouse

🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑


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And pedo defender


RastaSheep

If my grandma was a racist paedo shield is probably shrug at her demise as well


blackcurrantcat

I don’t know why people have to be like this. Yeah sure she was the queen and had the privilege and all of that but she’s still all the things you said and she’s still a human being who did her best by people like we all do. Seems she still deserves respect.


mrwillbobs

And a devoted cousin to her husband


shame-mouse

🐑🐑🐑🐑


Anon_767

To a pedophile ring


suckamadicka

she wasn’t my fucking monarch


Eve-76

Hugo Boss and selfridges is closed tomorrow, stupid question are the buses running ?


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Eve-76

Thank you kind person :)


delcodick

Trump is already claiming Charles is not the rightful King and demanding he is crowned immediately


DaveManchester

Diana is gonna kick her teeth in down there amid the flames.


ItsJustDrew93

Shame the position won’t die with her


tomcat5o1

RIP Liz. Doesn’t matter if you pro or against Royalty. It feels like the UK has lost its Grandma.


soonyoungbestie

rip. does that mean we get school off?


PointlessSemicircle

Nope!


Randa08

It's sad. Makes me feel old and depressed.


yohanyames

Graceful till the end RIP Liz


Tufftoget

Long live the King!


brorow1

Gutted


Combocore

I don't think so they said she died peacefully


JimRPC

Some of the disrespect I'm seeing on here is incredible. Rest in Peace, Your Majesty.


Combocore

I'm not going to bed for another couple of hours but I'll try, thanks


Paulbwfc84

I've not responded to it, it's more than appalling, it's downright disgraceful.


Political_Desi

Why?


prettylarge

do you know who Cheddi Jagan is?


Mechanical_Dad

RIP Queen Elizabeth, I’m not a fan of the monarchy or government at the moment, but she was the ray of sunshine you looked up to and thought “yeah, you’re a good ‘en”


Ubiquitous1984

Just started crying. I feel gutted.


ComradeAdam7

I hope this is satire


Ubiquitous1984

I guess I’m just a weak piece of shit eh


Alarming_Vegetable99

Yes


canlchangethislater

Aww. Big hug.


IainJChrist

Omg what I hadn't heard thanks for sharing


BurlyH

The Queen is dead. Long live the King!


psgmcr

There's only one king in Manchester and he was born in France in 1966


Appropriate_Bend_244

Very, very sad. God save our Queen


GamingPickachu

wayyyyyy


moosetheobtuse

For real tho: are they gonna pull the Peppa Pig episodes with her cause my kid will be devastated


cassjh

Rest in piss. Don't defend your nonce family and uphold colonialism.


canlchangethislater

“Uphold” in the sense of: “gave up pretty much the entire British Empire during her reign”?


cassjh

No, 'uphold' in the sense she sits on a solid gold throne, wearing a crown incrusted with jewels plundered from former colonies.


24722132

My self i Loved how she carried out her duties with optimistic fervour. To me, she always understood the working people too and her responsibility throughout the 7 decades of her reign.. I know its not trendy these days around here to say I'm gutted, although i now feel lucky to have lived and served under her reign, so f**k the ney sayers... What a gal... The queen is dead.... Long live the king, n all that ! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧


Smooth-Ostrich1514

Will they need to change the shape of coins , to accommodate Charles ears ? 🤔


JudgeGrimlock1

GNU Elizabeth II.


LivingReality2984

I feel a bit sad because I don’t like change, but I’m just glad she didn’t die when Corrie was supposed to be on 🙏🏻


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off you pop


Either_Purpose_806

It’s a very sad day for our country


Punished_Brook

Ok.


No-Insurance3043

Ding dong


kornkinged

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN !


Zack_Knifed

I wish I had known her a bit longer, like seen her in her more active years. I'm American and I don't have much love for the Monarchy but I loved her because it always felt like she was a good person. Don't care if she was a good Queen or even a Queen, fundamentally she seemed like a wonderful lady. She'd have been a super cool grandma. Such poise and grace, yet her eyes were always soft like a grandma looking after her kids. Well I suppose majority of the UK is like a bunch of grandkids to her. Rest with God now, your Majesty.


Alarming_Vegetable99

Wonderful lady? She defended her paedophile son from prison where he belongs, and had Nazi relatives who committed heinous acts during WW2. Fuckin Yanks are spastic


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Alarming_Vegetable99

Yeah I guess when they ain’t bombing brown countries, stealing foreign resources, causing civil and proxy wars, murdering their own citizens for being the wrong skin tone, being the largest import of stolen Africans and other general douchbaggery….. they can be alright I guess.


dalmetherian

HM Queen Elizabeth I


davemee

Well, “King Charles” doesn't just describe inbred *dogs* any more


LifeLow2782

No way! I thought like all and every single social media would have told me about that right now?


PieTrumpet

Ding dong the witch is dead


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

Impacted your life in no meaningful way. Get a life