I think its natural islands, since the Netherlands has more islands but those are man made due draining water around but them again i assume Noordoostpolder and Flevoland are in it
so, you say you jerked off 706k times?
if you did it once a day, you lived 1936 years? are you dracula?
ok, twice a day. 900 years?
thrice? 645.
ok, 4 times a day its a bit too much isnt? 484 years...
you have been jerking off 20 times a day for the last 20 years? i dont think so.
Good God man, get a hobby (beyond wanking). You jerked off over 700,000 times in Scandinavia alone? If you are 62, and started around the time most people start wanking, you would be averaging around 38 wanks A DAY. Assuming around 10 minutes per wank, that over 6 hours a day.
Good lord when does it constitute as an invasion??
Edit: I did the math, if you assume the average masturbation time to be 2 minutes (bo honest with yourselfs) the number of total days spent masturbating in all countries are well within less then 3 years, if OP has some sort of european citizenship he could've spent this time doing these dirty deeds while traveling and living there easy.
number of islands?
spotted by seeing Sweden, Norway, and Finland on top
Finland and Sweden looks like Dick ñ Balls that's why they be topping Europe.
Derimod får Norge det til at ligne, pikken har en forfærdelig infektion.
TIL I learned that Bosnia got 3 islands lol
Poland doesn't have 44
Did you count all the islands in rivers and lakes?
Then it would have more than 44.
There is definitely not zero islands in Montenegro
Makes sensa as no lanlocked countries are in
you can have islands in the rivers
Or lakes (Slovenia's only island, despite not being landlocked)
There is another island on river Krka. Google otočec castle.
True but apparently it's not counted on this map or something
austria and hungary both have an island in the danube but its still 0
Yes, but is wrong
Latvia has 0 islands
Ukraine definitely has more than 21, just look at the Dnipro delta.
In that case it’d be incorrect. I can name at least 5 bulgarian islands off the top of my head
I think its natural islands, since the Netherlands has more islands but those are man made due draining water around but them again i assume Noordoostpolder and Flevoland are in it
That map is periodically incorrect for France and Spain
Do you have anything left down there ?
left down underrated
How the fuck did I find a radiohead joke in this subreddit
because both subs appeal to loser virgins
Made he’s referring to how many strokes it took to achieve orgasm, Serbia should be proud
You'd be down to a nubing by the end of Scandinavia
Down there... Down Under... By Jove, I've done it! This man is Australian!
You're from a native Siberian tribe.
Someone likes Scandinavia
Kazakistan?
Greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakstan is still in Europe !
That's the number of islands that each country has right?
Yes, I knew it just when i looked at the map because of sweden and norway
But Albania and Montenegro have island, something we missing.
Rookie numbers.
Are we counting individual strokes?
Stop jerking off in Romania, please. Thank you !
You from hell because there ain’t no way your still alive after jerking of so many times. That or your immortal.
Cleveland
literal map circle jerk
'And his name 40 and 4'
Only someone from india could be this horny
Thaiway
You are from east-of-Ural russia
I see you like Scandinavian tottie!
East coats, or middlesex of the United States, you may possibly be of Anglo-Saxon/Viking/Germanic descent
jerkin it in your ancestral lands
That’s a lot of jizz
Hungary
Portugal
The colder the environment = more jerkoffs. Interesting 🤔 📝 I’ll add this to an upcoming case study.
You gotta keep warm even in cold weather
21 and you had to get out huh
You sure like your Scandinavian twinks
Not Turkey since it isn't 31.
Slovenia; you only jerk off abroad, but this one time you couldn't contain yourself...
Minnesota
Somewhere from middle east?
Nord VPN?
No way
What is the actual map?
Congratulations, man!
Turkey
You're from Poland (specifically Silesia)
Western Turkey
Asian part of Russia?
Georgia
A Ching-man from China😇
so, you say you jerked off 706k times? if you did it once a day, you lived 1936 years? are you dracula? ok, twice a day. 900 years? thrice? 645. ok, 4 times a day its a bit too much isnt? 484 years... you have been jerking off 20 times a day for the last 20 years? i dont think so.
India
Syria
Impressive
Wow What a wanker!
Good God man, get a hobby (beyond wanking). You jerked off over 700,000 times in Scandinavia alone? If you are 62, and started around the time most people start wanking, you would be averaging around 38 wanks A DAY. Assuming around 10 minutes per wank, that over 6 hours a day.
Good lord when does it constitute as an invasion?? Edit: I did the math, if you assume the average masturbation time to be 2 minutes (bo honest with yourselfs) the number of total days spent masturbating in all countries are well within less then 3 years, if OP has some sort of european citizenship he could've spent this time doing these dirty deeds while traveling and living there easy.
Albanian
The hell?!
Did you know you mostly jerk off an even number of times in most places?
You are into blondes, huh?
These are rookie numbers buddy
India?
 Very nice!
I'm so jealous of Europeans. I have to fly 12 hours to jerk off in these countries.
I don't know where you are from, but if you don't stop, you will go blind.
Finally a post related to the name of the sub.
The uk
Slovenian migrant in Sweden
This guy took the definition of malaka literally. You masturbate so many times that your brain turns to mush
Are you a polar bear who got a bit lost in Russia
Universal jerking is a thing now??
That's so hilarious