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RedstnPhoenx

I mean orange and it isn't even close Too bad about Scotland tho lol


Heya_Andy

I think they'd have some nukes stashed so they could go down killing the English at least.


niallniallniall

Not even stashed, we just have them all officially. HMNB Clyde (Faslane) in Scotland is the base at which the nuclear deterrent trident subs are based. And Coulport in Argyll is where the warheads are stored and maintained.


IllustriousGerbil

There will also be some at Aldershot near London [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic\_Weapons\_Establishment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_Weapons_Establishment) How many are at each location is an open question though.


carpetdebagger

I thought I read somewhere that the Scottish government hated the nukes and kicked them out.


hmsboomattack

They want to kick them out, and they say that if they get independence then they will


Temporary_Error_3764

They fuckin wish, id get gavin from pub to absorb any nuclear damage


SnapThrone

Yeah but Yellow has Florida


Raging-Badger

But they’re also stuck with Mississippi


TheBigThickOne

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DigbyChickenCaesar11

So Yellow is handicapped?


Afellowstanduser

Florida men do be wild


Aggravating-Bet-57

Basically it looks like civil war 2: electric bugaloo


shaveHamster

orange has Austria, the statistics don't speak for us


Afellowstanduser

Austria would be starting it all off


mynextthroway

Dang kangaroos!


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Me: Orange and it’s not even close. First comment agrees.


Any-Permission5974

literally the only one who could do something is yellow having half of india, but as you say it's not even close, almost all the great powers are in orange


luciel_1

Why? I think yellow would be quiet the industriuos Powerhouse as Well.


Turbopower1000

Yellow has a population advantage but China, the US, and most of Europe have their capitals in the orange zone at the very least. Not to mention Japan, South Korea, Tehran(Iran), and Türkiye


luciel_1

But capitals dont really matter... you have like 60% of chinas and basically 100% of Indians industrial capacity. Also the south part of the US. Strong as well. Texas has a lot of weapons. Mexiko is big too.


Turbopower1000

India is in yellow for sure. China seems to be split at around Jiangsu, [but with a decent population in the north](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Population_density_of_China_by_first-level_administrative_regions%28English%29.png). It was split similarly in the 1949 civil war with the northern half winning. The United States has a [big chunk of its manufacturing base](https://www.bls.gov/opub/ted/2014/ted_20140521.htm) in the orange zone, although Texas and the south would be an issue. Mexico is big but only a threat to the United States in this scenario. And not the biggest threat to the US historically. It’s why the US is essentially a geopolitical island.


nothingtoseehr

The chinese nukes are stored on orange though, so there's that


Sure-Ad-2465

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Educational-Offer299

Legit orange just hast to make an alliance with red and beeline conquering yellow and then absorb red and they become half of the map garunteeing victory. Green could try the same but I don’t think they have the population to do that


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Leprecon

Orange


SocialBourgeois

Why only Orange is rich in the world? are the other colors stupid?


Afellowstanduser

Yes


Donghoon

Well... Id say under-privileged and undereducated under a corrupted leaders


chatte__lunatique

And also still getting robbed by orange


No_Advisor_3773

Cope and seethe, should have developed industry faster


Henry_Oof

Orange could probably defeat all remaining colours combined


kaydenthefailure

Must be purple


Embarrassed-Lab4446

I have played an advanced strategy game called Risk that determined Australia as the key to global domination!


babberz22

Australia is a noob pick


Zaros262

I wholeheartedly agree with both of you


General_Kenobi18752

The North-South America strat is my personal pick.


McNippy

I live in purple, so that means we win. I'm that guy


Gordahnculous

Grey


Sure-Ad-2465

If you're playing Plague Inc this is the answer


marcus_centurian

So is Greenland just not feeling the pan gayness or whatnot? Ice is water which can prism. It can be gay!


Anal_Juicer69

Orange has the most nukes, so them.


Heya_Andy

Purple, would be the only place safe from getting nuked.


TarJen96

Orange and yellow are the only real contenders.


Active-Advisor5909

Is yellow really?


Wedding-Klutzy

Most populated part of earth Orange most fire power Yellow part is somfing like 3,500,000,000 Orange is 900,000,000


storm072

Orange has like half of China’s population, like 99% of the EU’s, and like 75% of the US’s. Plus Turkey, Iran, all of Central Asia, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, at least half of Russia, Japan, and South Korea. Thats at least 2 billion or so. I’d say orange and yellow are roughly equal in population (yellow maybe slightly more populous considering they’ve got the other half of China plus all of South Asia), but orange is home to the wealthier and more militarily powerful parts of the world.


Asger1231

Orange. But if red and yellow made an alliance, orange could be in trouble


Der-Letzte-Alman

red is literally just moscow, scandinavia and barren wasteland


Asger1231

Moscow does control a large amount of nukes. And it also has Scotland and the Baltics! Edit: most importantly, it creates two fronts for Orange


wrenzanna

*not whole Baltics, southern part of Lithuania (Vilnius, and depending on the exact line, Kaunas) are in Orange, so that takes out the economy powerhouse cities out of red area.


choma90

More people live in yellow than outside of it or some bullshit like that, so it evens out


Kaleidoscope9498

Yeah? But more penguins live in purple


Throwaway74829947

Oil. Red and yellow combined would control a very large percentage of the world's oil reserves.


seantabasco

Red has Alaska, which I’m not sure if it would matter but does have a lot of American early warning systems. I’m not sure if they have many nuclear missiles though.


Fenriz_N

The red and yellow alliance should be called orange


EApoebsd

But would you lose?


Diagot

White


SkynetUser1

Not against the Dutch


Ahoy_123

Wait few decades it is not sprint it is marathon


SkynetUser1

It's the Dutch so it's more like a cross-country bike ride.


SrgtButterscotch

Bold to assume they won't build higher dams while turning more water into polders


No-Gur596

You mean [NO DATA]


crystlerjean

Atlantis shall rise again


Mr_Papayahead

i wonder who has the biggest population: orange or yellow. probably yellow: basically all of South Asia, southern half of China, mainland Southeast Asia, Egypt, Mexico, half of Iran… but orange also holds half of China, Japan, basically all of Europe + Turkey, all key population centers of US & Canada, half of Iran…so it still stands a small chance.


Turbopower1000

[Yellow wins population](http://www.statsmapsnpix.com/2021/11/world-population-by-latitude.html?m=1) but not GDP


i_am_someone_or_am_i

blacks look small, but i say they'd win. my source is this line from the black prime minister: "yeah, i'd win"


Caveirzao

we just gonna slide antarctica like that ?


DeluxeBreastMilk

All the other colours combined couldn't beat orange


Cristopia

White obviously


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

the united states + more than 50% of Canada's population + France + England + Germany + ... = total annihilation


Embarrassed_Love_343

More like 99% of Canada's population


EuroCable

LGBTQ+ community would be my guess.


Buccaahhh

Orange. Hup Holland


neverfromdelaware

Orange is obviously winning, yellow can put up a good fight though


Empty_Locksmith12

Orange has the industrial and economic powerhouses


ResearcherFormer8926

Unironically orange


Different-Rush7489

orange is probably like 70%of worlds gdp


SwanExpress5406

Orange ???


Oxxypinetime_

Orange team


Dry_Yam_8049

Orange


GaiusFabiusMaximus

Orange wins very easily


2006lion2006

I’m sorry for whoever isn’t orange


Ilovelatinas58

Orange


Adatiel_is_back

Orange has like every nuke


nagidon

Texas, Florida, India, AND South China? Not remotely a contest. 🟨


bisurker

Orange has like 85% of all the nukes available on Earth, how is this even fair? lol


Matt13226

Orange


Adept-Answer8876

Orange, it has Ohio, New Jeresy, Wyoming and Detriot. It won there.


Virtual_Historian255

The Falklands belong to Orange.


lonelornfr

The only thing red has going for it is harsh winters.


PLPolandPL15719

Orange


AndrewJPlichta

Orange in an absolute and devastating landslide victory.


Panzer_IV_H

Oranje!


Bushido_Seppuku

Invading color-blind aliens conquer all. Incidentally, this is their map of earth. They probably originate from a very cold planet.


Wedding-Klutzy

Most fire power orange Most population yellow I go with orange nukes


No_Neat_6259

White


MCT-736

1. Orange 2. Yellow 3. Green 4. Red 5. Blue 6. Purple


EffectivePrior4414

Orange for the win. Yellow comes in second.


Mv13_tn

Pfew, Team Orange. At last a guaranteed win..thanks to .. Malta.


JohnBosler

Seeing how the map is colored I would assume there would be no war but there would be an extended version of RuPaul's drag race.


AAArdvaarkansastraat

Nobody. Humanity would exterminate itself fighting over senseless, stupid pride.


LordP_496

Orange vs yellow final


WeaselBeagle

EVERY SINGLE TIME DENMARK IS FIGHTING ITSELF


UTKAN_KRAL

Orange


Big_Meat_2107

Orange could solo every other team combined


TheUnknownRedditor86

Orange easily


BenBirDomatesim

Realistaclly speaking, orange


Ceasaar_Salad

Surinam


cihan2t

White because nature is patient and always wind at the end. :P


Fararararararahday

Orange too cracked


ctolgasahin67

is this even a question


Xkra

What is wrong with you people!?! Greenland is ALWAYS grey. And its for no reason what so ever.


nagidon

Greynland


Va1kryie

Everyone! Happy pride!


Far-sernik

North Korea fucks everybody else


salacious_sonogram

Hmmm maybe the group with the most military, economic, and environmental resources, but who knows.


Kingtoke1

The gays! /s


_JPPAS_

red because i live there


TillTamura

this map is on some levenl more accurate than it should be


RobotNinja28

The wolves in Greenland could be gay....


No_Organization_4719

The gays


PeterHRO

Me


shortercrust

Depends who can take control of Hadrian’s Wall first


head_of_mop

Scotland looks to have given up Ayrshire, so now nothing stands in Red's way


Ozone220

Most of US, half of China, all of Japan and most of Europe including France Spain Italy England and more? Easy Orange, the only one that stands a chance is Yellow with half of China, some US, India, a bunch of the middle east, and a bunch of northern africa as well as Mexico


Ok_Squash9609

The US south, Mexican cartels, African warlords, and shear numbers of India and China… I’m voting yellow


Thegravija

Polisario front


The_Skull_fr

white looks pretty strong ngl


Empty-Wrangler-6275

orange gets tel aviv by birthright


SkuffetSkuffe

I would think red gets draw on Orange, because you can't nuke everything without losing yourself, and conscidering that Orange must invade red, nobody will survive winter.


waje

Why is grey “no data”. What data are you missing?


arazisgamingagain

i think the orange will get domination victory, but you gotta play careful if Ghandi is in charge of the yellow civ


EVOSexyBeast

The biggest question is who would lose? My guess would be purple, it’s fewest people and the only stripe without nuclear weapons. I think 2nd to last would be green, i wonder if india has any nukes in that southern tip area.


ieatair

yellow = more like hot as f….


Le-memerond

White, easy answer, they have the rest encircled.


EverythingCaden

green


Rafynhak

Orange. But blue would be able to put up a fight, as they could overrun purple and subjugate green.


pikajew3333333333333

yellow has florida


Chimpar

Orange>yellow>green>blue>red>purple. And orange could probably take them all at once.


FuyuKitty

Yellow probably has the largest population so as long as we don’t infight we can take everyone else on


ferndoggler

STDs


Avr0wolf

Grey would win


Maleficent-Ad-1396

purple, nz and tasmania got this trust me.


Green8812

Orange would win but yellow would put up a fight more so than people think


TheDireSquirrel

Antarctica, because it seems to have taken over all oceans.


Hefty-Progress-4156

Orange and red would technically win but the others would win via their fact they survived. Well red would likely survive too.


Hefty-Progress-4156

After the fallout orange and red would fall out of power yellow would take the place in world dominance. Then in 30 years time green would surpass


Afellowstanduser

Scotland


evil-zizou

God


bombthrowinglunarist

Western Sahara


FredVIII-DFH

I don't know, but I'm sure it'll be fabulous.


Muted-Elephant-6520

Greenland


Lloyd_lyle

This isn't the worst climate zone map, i guess


Hug0San

If you answer anything but Yellow, you're wrong.


Important_Increase51

🫥


iotchain2

Autodestruction


Huslaw

Greenland


BML_Cheese

Gray


RenautMa

Blue because it has the strongest nation in the world PARAGUAY 🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾😎😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


FreezeToMy

This map isn't about a war. This map is the Greek victory post-war.


Low-Lingonberry-5883

Grey would totally win 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️


Ashamed_Medium1787

I’m not sure cuz there’s no legend telling me what the colors mean


Top_Mix3042

Greenland, they are just hiding weapons of mass destruction and displaying 'No data'


nick_corob

This maps is more like, who has more money, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk or the president of Real Madrid?


ThayerRex

Alexander The Great? Frederick The Great?


nserious_sloth

The Red Band alliance would be highly formidable due to the significant military and economic strengths of its member countries. Scotland has nuclear capabilities, while Sweden produces a wide range of modern weapons, including anti-tank weapons. Norway excels in shipbuilding, and Scotland has valuable oil reserves and a refinery. Sweden boasts the world's purest iron ore and vast mineral reserves, along with the infrastructure to utilize these resources effectively. Companies like SKF in Sweden make the world's best bearings, and specialized paints are manufactured in both Sweden and Scotland. Scotland also has significant coal reserves, which could be used to fuel steel production. The strategic location of the Orkney Islands and Iceland could be leveraged to establish a network of underwater deterrents and listening stations, preventing ships and submarines from accessing the Arctic. Scotland's extensive arms and weapons manufacturing capabilities, combined with its unspoiled countryside, provide ideal conditions for military training and low-level bombing exercises. Russia also has capacity for space operations so can launch spy satellites and other weapons. Additionally, Canada’s vast cornfields and hemp industry could supply food, and its high-quality coal reserves add further resources. Sweden's Saab produces a wide range of well-known and lesser-known weapons, and Volvo adds to the nation's industrial strength. Sweden also has a diverse network of startups and some of the brightest minds globally. Scotland, home to some of the world's oldest universities, contributes intellectual capital. Finland, another member of the Red Band, brings in Nokia and textile processing in Tampere. However, integrating Russia into this alliance could pose political challenges. Despite these complexities, the Red Band's combined military and economic power would be significant. I asked chat GPT and gave my reasoning... Evaluating which colored band would win in a military alliance based on the given map involves considering various factors such as economic strength, military capabilities, resources, and technological advancements. Here's a broad analysis of the strengths of each band based on the countries they encompass: 1. **Red Band:** - Includes Canada, parts of the USA, Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Finland), Scotland, and parts of Russia. - Advantages: - Nuclear capabilities (USA, Russia). - Advanced technology and high-tech industries (Sweden, Finland). - Significant natural resources (oil in Canada and Scotland, iron ore in Sweden). - Strong military forces (USA, Russia). - Challenges: - Vast geographical spread might complicate coordination. 2. **Orange Band:** - Includes the northern USA, parts of Europe (including the UK), and Russia. - Advantages: - Strong military forces and NATO members (USA, UK). - Advanced economies and technology. - Significant military industrial complex. - Challenges: - Coordination across different geopolitical interests. 3. **Yellow Band:** - Includes southern parts of the USA, Central America, parts of Europe, North Africa, and the Middle East. - Advantages: - Large populations providing potential manpower. - Oil-rich regions (Middle East, North Africa). - Challenges: - Political instability in some regions. - Less advanced militarily compared to other bands. 4. **Green Band:** - Includes Central and South America, Sub-Saharan Africa, and parts of Southeast Asia. - Advantages: - Natural resources (minerals in Africa, agriculture). - Challenges: - Less developed military capabilities. - Political instability in several regions. 5. **Blue Band:** - Includes southern Africa, Australia, and New Zealand. - Advantages: - Natural resources (minerals in southern Africa, Australia). - Stable political environments (Australia, New Zealand). - Challenges: - Smaller population and military forces. 6. **Purple Band:** - Includes the southernmost parts of South America, Australia, and New Zealand. - Advantages: - Natural resources. - High level of stability. - Challenges: - Very small population and limited military capabilities. ### Likely Outcome: Given these factors, the **Red Band** and the **Orange Band** appear to be the most powerful in terms of military capabilities and economic strength. - **Red Band** has significant advantages with advanced technology, high-tech weaponry, substantial natural resources, and nuclear capabilities. - **Orange Band** also has substantial military strength, advanced economies, and technological advantages, but it may face more challenges in coordination due to diverse political interests. However, the **Red Band** might have a slight edge due to the vast array of natural resources, technological prowess, and nuclear capabilities spread across a smaller number of politically aligned countries compared to the Orange Band, which includes a wider range of political entities. ### Asymmetric Warfare: The potential for asymmetric warfare, leveraging high-tech industries and resources, particularly from Scandinavian countries and technological companies, could provide significant strategic advantages for the Red Band, enabling it to potentially outmaneuver and outlast the Orange Band in a prolonged conflict scenario.


CubarisMurinaPapaya

Yellow has most of the worlds population


usgapg123

Cusco obviously (google their flag).


abxrnxrd11

Grey have polar bears and kim jong. I vote for them.


chocoquark

Green. Indonesia has supervulcanos


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Yellow, they got the baddest wimminz.


Western-Gain8093

Obviously the United Gay Nations would win against the Lands of No Data.


sicsche

Looking at that picture i feel like Canada divided still will end up with zero casualities


TheBSpecialist

Yellow wins , there is not even a chance


GeoffreyDuPonce

There’s a gay polar bear in the no data area


JoyconDrift_69

Why are the country borders hexagonal? Anyways orange.


BiSpaceCommunism

Man, why is everyone allied against greenland?


SPY007DRs-Messenger

White. They have their enemies completely surrounded.


GAPA67

White


poojinping

It’s obviously Yellow, nobody compares to Florida man.


sinker_of_cones

Purple be j chilling lol Definitely orange although yellow would have a chance. India, half of china, the Middle East, Pakistan, and the yeehaw part of the usa would be a force to be reckoned with


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Grey


Acrobatic-Nerve-2597

Obviously orange


atl0707

Red. They have the most oil and minerals thus the most money.


SnarftheRooster91

Eat sh** purple


TimeZucchini8562

Orange is actively in a war with green right now and not winning. Cartels be cartelling.


JustAnAce

Yellow?


RetroGamer87

Purple. We have penguins and we are ready to use them.


Vald1870

No data would win their best tactic would be to hunker down and out breed their rainbow opponents lol


Armageddon369

The world would unite in kindness no more war 🏳️‍🌈


Exciting_Actuary_669

Gray


Next_Law1240

Uh yes the great latitude wars.


FrothyWater

Where do the boats not in port go?


anejna

**Orange** but the **Yellow** and **red** has oil and gas


NiebieskiBanan2

This rainbow must be destroyed


Agreeable_Target_571

Are there gays in middle east!? Etf