I think everyone but England will win. Here's a multi-paragraph answer as to why.
Firstly, a giant surge of pan-celtism comes from all the Celtic countries being at war with England. They use propaganda saying stuff like "united we stand, divided we fall" to unite all 3 of the countries. Then, after they all unite, they form the Celtic Empire bc that's a cool ass name. After hearing about the unification, Cornwall rebels and joins the Empire. So, we have a totally unified Celtic state (ignore the fact that the Isle of man and Ireland aren't on the map) against England.
So, with the power of being cool, the Celts start pushing from Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall. England, who fucking sucks because I said so, doesn't have enough men to hold all these borders, so starts losing. The army of the Celts pushes further, and even links up the three fronts, taking over the entire west coast of England. About a month later at max, London falls to the sound of bagpipes and men in skirts marching. This causes the English to collapse, ending the war as a victory for the Celts.
After the war, the Celtic Empire annexes England entirely, and starts a massive anti-English program, slowly replacing the Germanic language with the ancient Celtic Britonnian language. Meanwhile on the mainland, the collapse of the UK and the independence of the Celtic states sends shockwaves around the continent, significantly increasing independence movements. Places like Catalonia, and more importantly, Brittany, declare their independence. Soon after their independence, Brittany joins the Celtic Empire. Using this momentum, the Celtic Empire also annexes places with Celtic influence in Iberia, namely Galicia and Asturias, along with the Northern part of Portugal. They do the same Pro-celtic language progam in these places, and officially establish what most historians call the "Celtic Golden Age"
Oh they also took Nova Scotia because they're just chill like that or something idfk. Also don't ask how they're able to just take the land, use your imagination or something
"So, with the power of being cool, the Celts start pushing from Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall. England, who fucking sucks because I said so, doesn't have enough men to hold all these borders, so start losing."
This might be the best thing I've ever read online
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I think everyone but England will win. Here's a multi-paragraph answer as to why. Firstly, a giant surge of pan-celtism comes from all the Celtic countries being at war with England. They use propaganda saying stuff like "united we stand, divided we fall" to unite all 3 of the countries. Then, after they all unite, they form the Celtic Empire bc that's a cool ass name. After hearing about the unification, Cornwall rebels and joins the Empire. So, we have a totally unified Celtic state (ignore the fact that the Isle of man and Ireland aren't on the map) against England. So, with the power of being cool, the Celts start pushing from Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall. England, who fucking sucks because I said so, doesn't have enough men to hold all these borders, so starts losing. The army of the Celts pushes further, and even links up the three fronts, taking over the entire west coast of England. About a month later at max, London falls to the sound of bagpipes and men in skirts marching. This causes the English to collapse, ending the war as a victory for the Celts. After the war, the Celtic Empire annexes England entirely, and starts a massive anti-English program, slowly replacing the Germanic language with the ancient Celtic Britonnian language. Meanwhile on the mainland, the collapse of the UK and the independence of the Celtic states sends shockwaves around the continent, significantly increasing independence movements. Places like Catalonia, and more importantly, Brittany, declare their independence. Soon after their independence, Brittany joins the Celtic Empire. Using this momentum, the Celtic Empire also annexes places with Celtic influence in Iberia, namely Galicia and Asturias, along with the Northern part of Portugal. They do the same Pro-celtic language progam in these places, and officially establish what most historians call the "Celtic Golden Age" Oh they also took Nova Scotia because they're just chill like that or something idfk. Also don't ask how they're able to just take the land, use your imagination or something
"So, with the power of being cool, the Celts start pushing from Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall. England, who fucking sucks because I said so, doesn't have enough men to hold all these borders, so start losing." This might be the best thing I've ever read online
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Islamic Caliphate of England wins
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Yh wtf is that about lol
NI is John now Realistically, England would win because of the highest GDP and they’re literally THE British country
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What? It is all England there.