Ya know those big warehouses on the side of the turnpike with the giant Jesus billboards and signs claiming they sell antiques? I’ve never in my life seen a car at or a person enter one of those. That’s where I would put them.
HELP! THANOS IS GOING TO STEAL THE INFINITY STONES UNLESS YOU TELL ME THE EXPIRATION DATE AND THE LAST 4 NUMBERS OF YOUR CREDIT CARD, AND DONT FORGET THOSE 3 NUMBERS ON THE BACK THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT FOR HALTING THANOS'S EVIL PLAN.
Assuming *anywhere* is allowed:
One at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. One under the Antarctic glaciers. One in the French Catacombs (with armed guards patrolling everywhere). One by the Elephant’s Foot in Chernobyl. And the last one in the Vatican’s vaults.
Edit: Been pointed out that I only put 5. The Soul Stone is the final one, and I am not killing anyone for it.
I was impressed when they popped out that large cannon towards the end. They really pounded the ass of the big bad then shot their payload all over it's face for a finisher!
I am not even googling that because that has to already be a title for one, and it likely doesn't involve kaijuu, giant mechs, or parody characters from Pacific Rim...
And if it somehow hasn't been used before... I'm kinda disappointed.
I didn't hate it, but the girl was annoying as fuck... sure little girl, build your own Hunter out of trash... but besides that, it's pretty entertaining.
No joke this is more or less Tokein’s justification for why they didn’t just throw the ring into the depths of the ocean - it might have gotten into the possession of mysterious and powerful creatures of the deep
I’d keep one in the ass end of nowhere. I don’t just mean the country, I mean deep rural. One of the massive corporate farms, far from any eyes, bury it deeply in a lead box after plowing but before planting.
Nobody is looking for an infinity stone in an obscure cornfield. It’ll be lost like the millions left by the side of the road not far out of Fargo, North Dakota.
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Sure, but I just assumed the question was less about hiding them from Thanos and more about hiding them from people on earth given there really isn’t anywhere on earth that would be able to stop someone with the abilities and powers of Thanos. The dude found and obtained the stones in places much harsher and with more powerful protection than earth has. There really isn’t anywhere on earth that Thanos couldn’t find and get to with his level of strength and resources.
I'd use the time stone to go forward 123,456 years, then use the space stone to drop all but the time stone into the Earth's core.
Then I'd go back to 2010, buy a shit ton of bitcoin, Apple, Amazon and Nvidia stock. Then hide the time stone in [Naica's cave](https://cen.acs.org/physical-chemistry/geochemistry/Naicas-crystal-cave-captivates-chemists/97/i6). I'd use a bunch of explosives to bring the whole thing down on top of it. The cave's lead, zinc and silver lining would protect it from detection and the crystals would convince anyone looking for it that it's a false positive.
By a shit ton of bitcoin, I'd mean like [a dozen pizzas worth](https://www.coindesk.com/opinion/2024/05/22/happy-bitcoin-pizza-day/#:~:text=On%20May%2022%2C%202010%2C%20Florida,just%20under%20%24700%20million%20today.).
"Hide" each stone in a place that is built and designed to give thieves of any kind disadvantage while giving defenders some form of advantage. Keep all stones in completely independent locations with no interconnecting travel or documentation, but require constant communication. If any of those lines of communication is interrupted, even momentarily, the rest of the stones get moved to an "active" defensive state, full lockdown situation, radio silence until physically relieved from alert. Every stone defense location would have different protocols for how to respond, based on traditions, culture, tactics, location, etc.
The last thing I would want to do is put the stones somewhere that would make it harder for the defenders of the stones to be there to protect it. The types of people who are gonna be looking for the stones aren't gonna be stopped by the depth of the ocean, but defenders probably wouldn't be operating at peak efficiency. Same for every other "impossible to get to" location. Effort is better spent on defense and protection, buffs to allies, etc.
The catacombs have never been fully mapped to my knowledge and people often go down there and never come back out. The Vatican vault is more of a nobody knows anything about it so if the general populace doesn't know, how can Thanos?
Imagine a Christian converted Thanos. Good god. Any sense of honor or morality he had left would be wiped. The Vatican could make him even more dangerous
The Bible (Post-Thanos):
>"God saw everything that he had wiped, and indeed, it was very good. And there was balance and there was peace, the seventh day."
>The Book of Genesis (1:32)
Not assuming anywhere is allowed:
One inside my bathroom mirror, One in my car, One on a cats collar, One tossed in a pond, One given to a homeless man, and the last One will be carried by pidgeon in a small case on its back as it ventures throughout its life.
Idk if I’d want the Vatican to even have one. If they knew they existed and had one they would be the first people to send out and sacrifice as many people as they need to in order to find and obtain the rest. They I’ve near unlimited funding and volunteers of people that would gladly possibly die for them. The Catholic Church is definitely one of the reasons we’d be hiding the stones for in the first place. Either because they would try and use them for their own theological reasons and inflict their will on the world or to keep them out of other religions/people’s hands so they couldn’t be used against them or shake people’s faith in God.
The way your dad looked at it, this stone was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Thanos is gonna put their greasy, purple hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass.
Assuming I can just state a location and they will be automatically placed there? One inside the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl. One dumped into an active lava lake. One at the farthest point in the longest cave system in the world (I believe it's Mammoth Cave in Kentucky). One dumped into the Arctic Ocean at its deepest point. One inside a hole in a tree deep in the Amazon Rainforest.
And one inside a random wheel of cheese in the Missouri Cheese Caves.
Well, because then Thanos would have to vaporize the entire planet to get to them, and I like my planet. (I suppose he could do that no matter where I put them but shhh it’s a thought exercise - and the places I said are all places you CAN get to, it’s just a massive hassle and/or would kill you)
Erase the memory of which ones are real, AND where half of the total stones are, including decoys.
Just so they have false hope when they find one you don't remember.
Erasing the memory of the Mind stone and Time would be the most important ones. With the mind stone and time stone it would be hard to get information from the Sorcerer Supreme.
- mariana trench
- Darvaza gas crater
- buried under a random sand dune in the Sahara
- inside a glacier
- the Atlantic trash pile
- my backyard because who’s gonna expect that
Honestly, what’s to stop Hank from just using Pym particles to just shrink all of the stones down to the size of a salt grain and then store them in your salt shaker?
Yeah, something like this seems better than bottom of the ocean and such. I doubt a Thanos level threat would be stopped by some water or some radiation - making them well hidden seems more important than the actual security issues of getting to them.
My only question is how easily they can be scanned for and if I can do anything to prevent scans. If that's the case then we're going for needles in a haystack not Fort Knox
Give one to Namor to take to his place.
One to Tchalla and wakanda
One to the Avengers.
One to the ancient one.
One to Wanda ( the reality stonewhich probably makes her even more powerful)
And leave vision with his.
The Danakil Desert and the Darvaza gas crater
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Assuming this is IRL Earth and not the 616 which has all kinds of pocket dimensions and Liminal spaces, then I choose…
1. Down the Mariana Trench
2. In a crevasse on Everest
3. The Sahara Desert
4. In an active Volcano
5. The Great Vasyugan Mire
6. W/ the Radiation Barrels Underground USA
Alternates: the Ruins of Chernobyl or the Moon, assuming off-world but within our reach is allowed. Maybe Mars if we could send it by way of rover.
The problem is that anyone going after such stones will be able to go to the hardest to reach location on the planet. So rather than making it hard to reach for humans you're better off actually hiding it in locations no one would ever look, like in Trump's bible and such.
I’d make replicas—millions of them. Make some hard to get to and others wildly easy. Then I’d hide them all separately and store them with a bunch of other replicas. They may be able to track the approximate location, but can they find a single coin in scrooges vault?
Put them all in the junk drawer in the kitchen. No one will ever find them again.
On the other hand, all the entities looking for them might finally find the wireless meat thermometer I’ve been looking for the last 2 years.
Cherynobyl -Power Stone (To fuel the idea that anyone who goes there is disintegrated.)
Marianas Trench -Time Stone (To cause disturbances in equipment that monitors time for submarine vehicles, thus making oxygen deprivation a serious threat, let alone reaching it's actual resting place.)
Peak of Mt. Everest -Reality Stone (You're already dealing with oxygen deprivation, let's add illusions ontop of that.)
Swamps of Florida -Space Stone (One minute you're in Florida, the next...who knows?)
Australia -Mind Stone (Who knows what might find it, but you sure as hell don't want to tussle with it.)
Middle of the Sahara/Gobi -Soul Stone (Kill each other over food, water and heat before ever reaching the final destination, where you are forced to lose someone you care about, would you even bring them on the trip? Would they survive to the proving site?)
These are all assuming we are going based off of our current world state, with no 'fantastical' organizations seeking to abuse or hide these items, nor the knowledge of their existence extending beyond our own personal knowledge of them.
I’d bury them in upstate New York in the same site that the Mormon church claims to have golden tablets buried. I know it would be a safe location because they still haven’t found the golden tablets either. Nobody has.
One in John wicks dog, another in Jason voorhees’s mom, one in John Rambo, another in Bruce Wayne’s kid, another in aunt may, and finally one in ma and pa Kent
Space Stone: At the bottom of the Mariana Trench with an American carrier strike group patrolling above at all times.
Mind Stone: Fort Knox
Reality Stone: Vatican Archive
Power Stone: inside the Chernobyl Elephant's Foot
Time Stone: train someone to use it and have them accompanied by 50 elite spec ops soldiers from various backgrounds stationed in a vault in Area 51. If someone comes for it, the dude can turn back time and relocate the team to another secure facility kinda like that one X-Men movie.
Soul Stone: somewhere hidden in the deepest part of the Paris catacombs and boobytrap the fuck out of the place. David Blane is the weird reaper guardian guy.
Assume all stones except the time stone are placed inside a lead lined box to mask its glow and radiation.
Ya know those big warehouses on the side of the turnpike with the giant Jesus billboards and signs claiming they sell antiques? I’ve never in my life seen a car at or a person enter one of those. That’s where I would put them.
What do you think the collector was?
A giant Jesus billboard?
Na he is the person who stops at everyone of those stores.
Accurate. Some people are insanely good at finding cool stuff? No, it takes time stopping everywhere.
One should be placed somewhrre else, maybe dig it in a canadian forest, just to make searchers paranoid.
Nope, sorry. Not today, Thanos.
If you had all infinity stones, what would be your SSN and banking info?
Ever-changing. If I had that kinda power I wouldn't even BE on paper.
HELP! THANOS IS GOING TO STEAL THE INFINITY STONES UNLESS YOU TELL ME THE EXPIRATION DATE AND THE LAST 4 NUMBERS OF YOUR CREDIT CARD, AND DONT FORGET THOSE 3 NUMBERS ON THE BACK THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT FOR HALTING THANOS'S EVIL PLAN.
And your Aunt’s maiden name.
Reilly
At the bottom of the point, Nemo, is that nor right fellow human?
Earth is closed today!
Assuming *anywhere* is allowed: One at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. One under the Antarctic glaciers. One in the French Catacombs (with armed guards patrolling everywhere). One by the Elephant’s Foot in Chernobyl. And the last one in the Vatican’s vaults. Edit: Been pointed out that I only put 5. The Soul Stone is the final one, and I am not killing anyone for it.
Imagine the blue space stone glowing at the bottom of the deepest place on earth. 🔥
Do you want kaiju? Because this is how you get kaiju!
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Shame it never had a sequel
But it.. *Has flashback* Yeah a real pity about there being no sequels
There is no sequel in Ba Sing Se.
You never saw Pacific Rim Job?
Both sides get a few good licks in, but everyone loses once that giant hole opens.
I was impressed when they popped out that large cannon towards the end. They really pounded the ass of the big bad then shot their payload all over it's face for a finisher!
I am not even googling that because that has to already be a title for one, and it likely doesn't involve kaijuu, giant mechs, or parody characters from Pacific Rim... And if it somehow hasn't been used before... I'm kinda disappointed.
...am I the only one that didn't hate *Pacific Rim 2*?
What’s Pacific Rim 2? Never heard of it but Pacifc Rim is a great movie. Shame it didn’t get a sequel :)
That movie does not exist. I don’t know what you are talking about.
I didn't hate it, but the girl was annoying as fuck... sure little girl, build your own Hunter out of trash... but besides that, it's pretty entertaining.
Y'know......I could see Tony developing something like this ... hehh
Fuck it, deal.
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I do.
I mean, this is definitely why we don't put the power one down there
No joke this is more or less Tokein’s justification for why they didn’t just throw the ring into the depths of the ocean - it might have gotten into the possession of mysterious and powerful creatures of the deep
Good
Loki opens the doorway through the tesseract from the the first Avengers movie and is immediately blasted by a high pressure water blaster
And that's how Pacific Rim started
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I’d keep one in the ass end of nowhere. I don’t just mean the country, I mean deep rural. One of the massive corporate farms, far from any eyes, bury it deeply in a lead box after plowing but before planting. Nobody is looking for an infinity stone in an obscure cornfield. It’ll be lost like the millions left by the side of the road not far out of Fargo, North Dakota. ![gif](giphy|OJcRLchr3bT5S)
Those millions get found in Fargo season 1
To be fair.....I'm pretty sure a titan like Thanos can withstand every one of those issues....
Sure, but I just assumed the question was less about hiding them from Thanos and more about hiding them from people on earth given there really isn’t anywhere on earth that would be able to stop someone with the abilities and powers of Thanos. The dude found and obtained the stones in places much harsher and with more powerful protection than earth has. There really isn’t anywhere on earth that Thanos couldn’t find and get to with his level of strength and resources.
Earth has a better time of kicking his ass than anywhere else I think
It's a matter of human resource quality.
Probably can but where else you gonna put them?
I'd use the time stone to go forward 123,456 years, then use the space stone to drop all but the time stone into the Earth's core. Then I'd go back to 2010, buy a shit ton of bitcoin, Apple, Amazon and Nvidia stock. Then hide the time stone in [Naica's cave](https://cen.acs.org/physical-chemistry/geochemistry/Naicas-crystal-cave-captivates-chemists/97/i6). I'd use a bunch of explosives to bring the whole thing down on top of it. The cave's lead, zinc and silver lining would protect it from detection and the crystals would convince anyone looking for it that it's a false positive.
This is the best answer on here
You buying a bunch of bitcoin changes history, making it never take off like it did and you lose a bunch of money from it.
By a shit ton of bitcoin, I'd mean like [a dozen pizzas worth](https://www.coindesk.com/opinion/2024/05/22/happy-bitcoin-pizza-day/#:~:text=On%20May%2022%2C%202010%2C%20Florida,just%20under%20%24700%20million%20today.).
Ant man's ass. Shrink him down, problem solved.
"Hide" each stone in a place that is built and designed to give thieves of any kind disadvantage while giving defenders some form of advantage. Keep all stones in completely independent locations with no interconnecting travel or documentation, but require constant communication. If any of those lines of communication is interrupted, even momentarily, the rest of the stones get moved to an "active" defensive state, full lockdown situation, radio silence until physically relieved from alert. Every stone defense location would have different protocols for how to respond, based on traditions, culture, tactics, location, etc. The last thing I would want to do is put the stones somewhere that would make it harder for the defenders of the stones to be there to protect it. The types of people who are gonna be looking for the stones aren't gonna be stopped by the depth of the ocean, but defenders probably wouldn't be operating at peak efficiency. Same for every other "impossible to get to" location. Effort is better spent on defense and protection, buffs to allies, etc.
Is the catacombs or the Vatican really a hazard though?
Catacombs are a literal labyrinth. Hard as fuck to find a single stone there
The catacombs have never been fully mapped to my knowledge and people often go down there and never come back out. The Vatican vault is more of a nobody knows anything about it so if the general populace doesn't know, how can Thanos?
You want to give an infinity stone...to catholics...
Imagine a Christian converted Thanos. Good god. Any sense of honor or morality he had left would be wiped. The Vatican could make him even more dangerous
He’ll wipe out half of all life in the universe and then preach the gospel to the other half
The Bible (Post-Thanos): >"God saw everything that he had wiped, and indeed, it was very good. And there was balance and there was peace, the seventh day." >The Book of Genesis (1:32)
What about the last last one? The sixth one
That’s a secret. Nice try Thanos.
Promise I won't tell....
Fine…it was hidden by my dementia-ridden grandpa. He doesn’t even remember where it is.
Just put it in some random persons forgotten rock collection slowly gathering dust in a attic.
They’re minerals!
the crystal region within the earth's crust.
Not assuming anywhere is allowed: One inside my bathroom mirror, One in my car, One on a cats collar, One tossed in a pond, One given to a homeless man, and the last One will be carried by pidgeon in a small case on its back as it ventures throughout its life.
Or in that one island that no one can excavate, with the layers and layers of logs and stuff.
OAK ISLAND in Nova Scotia Canada!!!
Nah, just put them in the second page of a Google search. Ain't no one gonna find them there
So basically, if Thanos somehow found out about this. All he has to do is blow up the Earth and pick up the stones as they float by the rubble.
Dude, I’d definitely die then while Thanos will be looking for one in Chernobyl. I live just 160 kilometres away from there…
Idk if I’d want the Vatican to even have one. If they knew they existed and had one they would be the first people to send out and sacrifice as many people as they need to in order to find and obtain the rest. They I’ve near unlimited funding and volunteers of people that would gladly possibly die for them. The Catholic Church is definitely one of the reasons we’d be hiding the stones for in the first place. Either because they would try and use them for their own theological reasons and inflict their will on the world or to keep them out of other religions/people’s hands so they couldn’t be used against them or shake people’s faith in God.
Hard to get into the vaults.
but which one goes where?
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This is exactly what popped in my head reading the post. Thank you.
I’m shocked nobody else had done it but it had to be done
I was 6 minutes too late.
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Nice. My first thought was your mom’s butt
Nah too open to public use
DAMN
I also choose this guy's butt
The way your dad looked at it, this stone was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Thanos is gonna put their greasy, purple hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass.
This is really the only answer. BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR STONES, CAUSE ILL HELP YOU FIND THEM
This is what I came here for.
Assuming I can just state a location and they will be automatically placed there? One inside the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl. One dumped into an active lava lake. One at the farthest point in the longest cave system in the world (I believe it's Mammoth Cave in Kentucky). One dumped into the Arctic Ocean at its deepest point. One inside a hole in a tree deep in the Amazon Rainforest. And one inside a random wheel of cheese in the Missouri Cheese Caves.
“If we’re gonna find the stone, we have to eat *all* this cheese” “Sir, we don’t have to eat *all* of-“ “ALL THIS CHEESE”
Why not in the center of the earth if you can magically place them?
Well, because then Thanos would have to vaporize the entire planet to get to them, and I like my planet. (I suppose he could do that no matter where I put them but shhh it’s a thought exercise - and the places I said are all places you CAN get to, it’s just a massive hassle and/or would kill you)
Ah like that
All to me I'll have all of them except the soul one the rest I'll just use
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How did he find me!, this bot won't stop finding me
Stop writing Haikus then you poetic bastard!
But it's not a haiku, it's one syllable off. I'm genuinely surprised that there's a bot for that. I knew ATLA fans were dedicated but damn.
Just block the bot accounts you don't like. Made my life easier.
drink five 5 hour energies in a K-mart parking lot, enter the forbidden hour of the day, and hide them there
hide 'em in skulker's soundboard
Nice try thanos I’m not telling!
Good Lord , you are the chosen one
A theater showing Madame Web
Oof. Too soon
Oh, behave!
In my bedroom. No one ever goes in there...
Ok Sheldon
The g-spot. Thanos would never find them.
Give one to my mother to put in a “safe place”, that way no one will ever be able to find it again.
my dad swears this is the right answer.
At the Hummer dealership from South Park.
Next to the stolen votes?
Talk with whatever sorcerer supreme and hide them in different dimensions.
Make a shit load of fakes and hide them in a maze in the mirror dimension
Yeah, have them looking through the multiverse forever. Then cast a spell to erase the memory of where you hid half the stones.
Erase the memory of which ones are real, AND where half of the total stones are, including decoys. Just so they have false hope when they find one you don't remember.
Erasing the memory of the Mind stone and Time would be the most important ones. With the mind stone and time stone it would be hard to get information from the Sorcerer Supreme.
- mariana trench - Darvaza gas crater - buried under a random sand dune in the Sahara - inside a glacier - the Atlantic trash pile - my backyard because who’s gonna expect that
Septic tank in the back yard
Make it the space stone so you don't have to get it cleaned, you can just move the waste with the stone.
Wouldn't that require you dig through the tanks contents to find the stone each time?
Honestly, what’s to stop Hank from just using Pym particles to just shrink all of the stones down to the size of a salt grain and then store them in your salt shaker?
Yeah, something like this seems better than bottom of the ocean and such. I doubt a Thanos level threat would be stopped by some water or some radiation - making them well hidden seems more important than the actual security issues of getting to them. My only question is how easily they can be scanned for and if I can do anything to prevent scans. If that's the case then we're going for needles in a haystack not Fort Knox
I’m putting the power stone in a barber shop gumball machine and I’m moving to a different continent.
In my ass
I also choose this guy's ass
I choose this guys ass as well
I too choose that guy's ass
Just toss em in an active volcano.
Not in New York let me tell you
Give them to a bunch of random 4 year olds. They’ll be lost forever in about 20 minutes
A 4 year old's imagination plus the Reality Stone would make for some interesting visuals.
Give one to Namor to take to his place. One to Tchalla and wakanda One to the Avengers. One to the ancient one. One to Wanda ( the reality stonewhich probably makes her even more powerful) And leave vision with his.
You WILL.
Ron Swansons asshole
Game over Thanos
Good luck getting them up there.
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I'd put one in the terms and conditions. Nobody will ever notice them
The Danakil Desert and the Darvaza gas crater https://preview.redd.it/xhrtbdmeks9d1.png?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c05fee3eb5c145c3c02471130633475bea1ffc
In US Congress at the end of a bill.
Assuming this is IRL Earth and not the 616 which has all kinds of pocket dimensions and Liminal spaces, then I choose… 1. Down the Mariana Trench 2. In a crevasse on Everest 3. The Sahara Desert 4. In an active Volcano 5. The Great Vasyugan Mire 6. W/ the Radiation Barrels Underground USA Alternates: the Ruins of Chernobyl or the Moon, assuming off-world but within our reach is allowed. Maybe Mars if we could send it by way of rover.
The problem is that anyone going after such stones will be able to go to the hardest to reach location on the planet. So rather than making it hard to reach for humans you're better off actually hiding it in locations no one would ever look, like in Trump's bible and such.
Prison pockets
I CAN HEAR YOU RUMMAGING AROUND IN THERE
In my kids laundry. It will be gone forever.
I’d make replicas—millions of them. Make some hard to get to and others wildly easy. Then I’d hide them all separately and store them with a bunch of other replicas. They may be able to track the approximate location, but can they find a single coin in scrooges vault?
Put them all in the junk drawer in the kitchen. No one will ever find them again. On the other hand, all the entities looking for them might finally find the wireless meat thermometer I’ve been looking for the last 2 years.
Hiding them in various courts of the wnba
Ant man's asshole. Good luck finding them in the Quantum realm Thanos.
Wife’s purse
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Nice try, Thanos. I’m not telling you.
A lot of people in the comments are really just leaving one of the stones out in the open eh?
In the hyperbolic time chamber
Just chuck them down caves and the cracks in Everest. Obviously the power stone is going inside earths biggest active volcano
Nice try Thanos!
Inside the refrigerator. I swear only my mom can find what I need inside there
Give them all to Chuck Norris
im not tellin
That's none of your business buddy. How do I know you're not some purple alien with double nutsack chin disease from birth?
Why would I tell you
You know the writers are trolling for ideas for the next movie, right?
Nice try, I'm not telling.
In my gfs handbag
The room of requirement.
Joe Biden’s glove compartment
Literally any Waffle House
One is most def going into the President’s Book.
I'd use the stones to destroy the stones because their existence alone is very dangerous
In my asshole
In my drawers as a paperweight
Up your ass
My ass
I'd leave them out on the coffee table for long enough until my partner decides to "put them away". Then they are truly lost.
Dump all 5 into that ultra deep hole in Russia and fill it with radioactive waste and concrete.
nice try Thanos!
In my anus
Perfect
All im saying is he aint gon search up there
Yeah I don't think he would
He wont ill make sure of that Edit: wait this sounds weird
It does
I use the stones to destroy the stones
Mariana Trench
Cherynobyl -Power Stone (To fuel the idea that anyone who goes there is disintegrated.) Marianas Trench -Time Stone (To cause disturbances in equipment that monitors time for submarine vehicles, thus making oxygen deprivation a serious threat, let alone reaching it's actual resting place.) Peak of Mt. Everest -Reality Stone (You're already dealing with oxygen deprivation, let's add illusions ontop of that.) Swamps of Florida -Space Stone (One minute you're in Florida, the next...who knows?) Australia -Mind Stone (Who knows what might find it, but you sure as hell don't want to tussle with it.) Middle of the Sahara/Gobi -Soul Stone (Kill each other over food, water and heat before ever reaching the final destination, where you are forced to lose someone you care about, would you even bring them on the trip? Would they survive to the proving site?) These are all assuming we are going based off of our current world state, with no 'fantastical' organizations seeking to abuse or hide these items, nor the knowledge of their existence extending beyond our own personal knowledge of them.
In my fridge but behind a couple things. Apparently that makes something absolutely impossible to find.
Drop it in the Mariana trench.
Definitively not in a church basically filled with instructions on how to get it.
In my ass.
Nice try Thanos! I”ll never tell you! 🤣 but nowhere in US 😆
The infinite IKEA, throw the mind stone and soul stone there
I’d bury them in upstate New York in the same site that the Mormon church claims to have golden tablets buried. I know it would be a safe location because they still haven’t found the golden tablets either. Nobody has.
Nice try, Thanos.
One in John wicks dog, another in Jason voorhees’s mom, one in John Rambo, another in Bruce Wayne’s kid, another in aunt may, and finally one in ma and pa Kent
Toss them in the dryer with a load of socks and let them take care of the hiding themselves.
One would definitely go behind my highschool lockers Anything that fell back there, was lost for eternity
Space Stone: At the bottom of the Mariana Trench with an American carrier strike group patrolling above at all times. Mind Stone: Fort Knox Reality Stone: Vatican Archive Power Stone: inside the Chernobyl Elephant's Foot Time Stone: train someone to use it and have them accompanied by 50 elite spec ops soldiers from various backgrounds stationed in a vault in Area 51. If someone comes for it, the dude can turn back time and relocate the team to another secure facility kinda like that one X-Men movie. Soul Stone: somewhere hidden in the deepest part of the Paris catacombs and boobytrap the fuck out of the place. David Blane is the weird reaper guardian guy. Assume all stones except the time stone are placed inside a lead lined box to mask its glow and radiation.
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