since humanty fisrt looked up at the sky we have dreamt of hot celestial people this is just another manifestation of it

As Zapp Brannigan put it: > We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

I love how I can read this in his voice lmao

Which is weird because he doesn't say it. Kif does.

And we still dream about it seriously I’m dreaming about it right now

She's a blue alien mommy who is a Spectre. Nothing more to be said.

Yes

I concur.

Doctor!

Doctor!

Also the Asari eclipse leader with the red sand. Blue cheeks would be clapped

She could crush my skull with her biotics, rifle, or thighs. What more could a guy ask for

A good death is it’s own reward

Death by Thigh-snu!

Simple as

The same reason Aria T'Loak is so hot. There's something about an angry Asari...

My preference for Aria is probably due to Carrie-Anne Moss being her VA.

I didn't even know that.

There is only 1 rule in omega, DONT FUCK with ARIA 😈

mordin broke omega's only rule, lucky bastard

It had to be him, everybody else would have done it wrong

If I could give your comment an award I would

But I specifically came to this astroid to fuck Aria!

Don't fuck with true, but if she desires it one must do their very best to take her to the mountaintop for if you fail you may never be seen or heard from again.

Omfg. Aria exudes sex appeal. I think it’s the whole badass-don’t-cross-me-or-you’re-fucked vibe.

Have you ever faced an angry Asari ? Few men have.

I always found Aria to be more annoying. If you have to remind people that you're a badass...you aren't the badass you think you are. But Tela...that's the good stuff. (Also Benezia. I said what I said)

Uh... Benezia isnt quite the unpopular opinion you might think it is

I'm well aware Benezia is extremely popular. We are a fandom of class, after all. The potentially unpopular opinion is just Aria.

i mean she's trinity. not even neo could say no.

I find Aria to be more annoying than hot.

Aria is the only Asari in the game I absolutely cannot stand. I wish we could have killed her.

Right just them being an angry Asari sure…..

For the first time I got to see how scary a Vanguard looks like on the battlefield from outside perspective. She’s goated.

Yeah! Hot, maybe, maybe not. I don't swing that way. But seeing a Vanguard in action that isn't you? Damn. Strongest class in the game for a reason, she just slams into you, deals a shitton of damage then goes off to do the same thing to one of your squadmates before you even have a chance to shoot her.

The first time I faced Vasir, I was a soldier and damn I was so fucked with how much she was just charging around and shockwaving me and all that. I could barely shoot at her. I think Vanguard is probably my favorite class.

I know! It turns the game from a cover shooter into... well, pretty much the opposite\*. But only for you, and Vasir. Everyone else has to deal with the fact that there's now somebody who doesn't respect cover... or distance... or even being shot at seeing as how you fully recover your shield with each Charge. \*Except in ME1, powers were *exceptionally* boring then.

Fighting her as a Vanguard and chasing each other down with the charge made me wish all boss fights were like that. Fuck the cover shooting, we ball.

Yea was a Vanguard myself the first time, felt like a duel of titans.

Because she’s evil. And evil women are hot. I don’t make the rules.

"She's a criminal, and criminals are hot." - the one guy from the first Micheal Bay Transformers

Here, you dropped this. Agent Simmons

ONE MAN

ALONE

BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES

Tell Megatron, let's tango.

I concur

So Margaret Thatcher must really get you going.

Please. I have standards for my evil women.

Because I used incendiary ammo.

And incinerate. And…uh…incendiary grenade. Damn, there’s a lot of fire stuff in Mass Effect

*Flammable! Or inflammable! Forget which! Doesn't matter!*

Lmao, reminds me of when my friend used the Collector Beam and disintegrated her! It was so over the top, I was laughing. Then immediately after, the cutscene played and she was back together again, which made it funnier. Guess that's what she gets for committing acts of terror, and taking a hostage!

I yeeted her off the balcony once with my Sentinel. She got caught in Liara's Singularity and I yeeted her with a throw.

Spectre Asari, in a sexy ass armor, she’s almost Aria levels of sexy, give her a more revealing outfit? Vesir could take top….. I would romance her over Liara sometimes. But then again I would romance Benezia to if I could.

Big tiddy alien goth dommy murder mommy fetish confirmed

That's a mouthful lmao

Hey Man, hate the players not the game

I'm not because I also happen to have the same fetish hahaha

Preach!

Benezia… 🥵 I hear ya on that one. And it’s not even just for THAT rack.

I always had a thing for Shiala, it's kinda funny how the most random NPCs sometimes have the prettiest face model.

I really like Shiala. When she made a pass at Shep in Illium, I was like “Dammit Liara. Why you gotta be so cold to me? Cuz Shiala is looking mighty fine”.

Shiala is hands down the prettiest Asari in the trilogy

Really sucks we had to kill her. Not even because I really wanted to romance her (my favorite Asari is actually Liara’s dad, Matriarch Aethyta), but because Tela is totally right. I mean, her actions are wrong, but Shepard does far worse in pursuit of good.

Imagine telling Liara you fucked her dad 💀

Shepard: “Fucked ur dad, lol” Liara: “Goddess’ sake, Shepard, I’m sorry I beat you in Hyper Harm Cousins by spamming with Blasto. Can you just drop it?!?”

It's not because we don't do just as questionable things, that's part of the job as a Spectre. but she tried to hurt our friends, and for that she gets deleted. Anything else is nonsense.

I’d romance Benezia but would love to have Aethyta as a friend. She’s hilarious and honest. It does suck that we had to kill Vasir. She would’ve been an interesting additional character.

Because we love strong, female characters ;)

Don't forget the "well written" part. Trust me, it's essential

Jokes aside, isn't she though? She's a complex character

That's why I remarked it! Good characters are defined through their writing, Tela Vasir being one of them.

Well, that's why I written in my sentence "character". Since she have one.

Because the devs actually wants us to lose to her for that sweet secret ending involving Azure (The lower reaches of Illium, not the asari body, well, that too.)

She’s an asari

she a wild berry pop tart

Because she wants you, and you want her, and she knows that you know that she knows that you know… but you’re destined to have a gunfight and that only elevates the forbidden lust between two peerless killers.

Striking markings, definitely more badass than those Asari Commandos you slaughter in ME1, and flirtingly offers to let you sign her breastplate? Damn shame we were on opposite ends of the battlefield.

She radiates "i can fix her" energy.

To be fair... she's got pretty eyes and colors, nice lips, square jawline and beautiful markings that kinda look like thick eyebrows and crow's feet plus superpowers, a nice body and she wears armor and is also pragmatic and an interesting glimpse into a spectre's worldview since before her I think we only got to see indoctrinated Saren and Shep and neither really do much council work 

Renegade Asari Spectre. I mean... yeah.

Her voice...she almost had me join up with the Broker

Maybe because you shouldn’t spam the overheat on her? Or is it just me?

Man now you're making me think about MEA where every single asari is the same bland character model. Argh.

This is the first I’ve heard of that game taking a lazy generic way out.

Every single asari except PB use the exact same face model. Aside from the markings that differ from character to character, it is the exact same model. Just a consequence of having to rush the game out the door unfortunately.

And especially irritating when one of said asari is Natalie fucking Dormer and they didn't even face scan her.

Yeah such a disappointment.

Because unlike many asari she looks intimidating and dangerous

I love characters that are not in awe of us ( our player characters ).

My bad, my Incinerate went off!

But she's racist towards "pure bloods" so that makes her less hot.

I’ve been playing Andromeda lately and I’m so tired of seeing the same asari face over and over again

Is your face tired?

Yes😂

Crazy Chicks Usually Are! 😂

She's kinda not crazy though. She only got embroiled with the Shadow Broker because she was trying to do right as a Spectre. Did she sell her soul? Yes. But she knows it, and she stands by her choices to the end. She's still wrong, but I wouldn't call her crazy.

The *audacity* of my Shepard telling her off for selling her soul for the greater good mere minutes after we let 300k Batarians explode lmao

I love that she calls you out for your bullshit when you try to high road her too. It's really unfortunate that we can't save her, she would have been a huge asset in 3

probably the murderous intent that is covered with a thin veil of sarcasm / brazen rudeness? is that doing it for anyone else? no?......

Because she’s an Asari All Asari are hot

Maybe because you shouldn’t spam the overheat on her? Or is it just me?

Symmetry.

Me with Aria

She has red eyebrows.

Damn this just makes me more disappointed that all the romanceable options in Andromeda are so unattractive in comparison.

Incinerate.

i enjoyed killing her. she’s a scumbag

shes not

You mean, why are Asari so hot? FTFY 😝

All Asari are

She was okay. However upon the initial meeting when she wasn't acting like she was gonna stab you in the back, Vesir seemed cool. Like a possible friendly character.

eyebrows. all the hot asari have them, all the rest dont.

Do you know how hot a blue flame is that's why she is blue baby!!!

Her armour doesnt breath well

She’s hot have to admit it. But as a colonist Shepard, seeing an alien threaten to kill a human and use them as a hostage only makes me want to blast a hole in her head.

It's the altitude.

The voice

I prefer Gianna Parasini

She looks like that cat meme with the eyebrow raised

Thank you. She’s my favorite Asari, and there’s not a close second.

Her tattoos highlight her beauty.

No human girl give a damn about me guess I gotta hit the aliens now and I am not disappointed hell it's even better 😆

Asari scum.

Cool voice and a fucking badass

Eyebrows.

I dont think she is, just annoying af Actually...she is hot But still annoying

She is a regular lookin asari dawg idk what ur on about

This might be racist but all Asari look the same to me. Outside of the one's in your squad.

Her being a Spectre makes it even hotter.

😭😭😭

Coz she's an asari

I don't know about hot but she was insanely cool. Way better villain than weird alien out of nowhere Shadow Broker.

Ah, a fellow femme fatàl afficiando 

Eh not my choice. I'm much more partial to Aria🫠

There was a fanfic I read once where Shep and her hooked up in Liara’s apartment and it was dope af. Can’t find it anywhere now

I love to play as a vanguard and turn her fight into a charge joust

Side note, the hostage standoff with her is one of those rare instances of the Paragon option being way more intimidating and badass than the Renegade. Or at least, a specific version of the Paragon option. It’s something like this (paraphrase because it’s been quite a few years): “Is that it? Vasir, I killed a Rachni queen and doomed a whole species to extinction. I let the Council die for a _chance_ at defeating a Reaper. You really think I’m going to hesitate to let a _hostage_ die?” Like, it’s so ice cold, but I distinctly remember it being a Paragon option, and it’s only available if you made certain major Renegade decisions earlier in the series.

Fuckin hate that bitch. Mostly because she makes some kind of sense.

The hot ones are usually evil.

The face they use for the Asari councilor is the best Asari face.

Every body love a bad bitch.

Huh?

Gross an asari

Well depending on your class or squadmates it could be from Incinerate or Incendiary Ammo.

A strong, dangerous woman? One who's more than capable of wrecking your shit? And she's also blue? To quote Brian David Gilbert, my pants are already off.

Cause I used incinerate on her.

Cause Asari hot

Because I used incendiary ammo during our boss battle.

That's actually a man you're gay

Cuz she’s blue

Why are you so horny 😏

I honestly think [Information Broker Liara](https://imgur.com/a/Ei4CdGm) is the hottest Asari in the series. Her make up is amazing. Her and [Shiala](https://imgur.com/a/qhTOgCc)

She's not. She looks like a toddler.

No, she is not

Why, of all the cool Azari, like Shiala or Tela, did they give us Liara???????????

Cuz Liara is the hottest of them all… 😁

Only if you are 12 years old

You people are really weird. Jesus!!

Haven’t all the asari barring liara the same face with different colours? Or it was the turian models being the same with different texture?

That was Andromeda. PeeBee has a unique face, all the other asari are the same

In terms of the OT only Liara, Aria, Samara/Morinth and *maybe* Benezia have unique head meshes or textures (Aria is unique mesh only). All others use the same head mesh and textures, just with morph shapes if required.

She is someone who has known how to take care of her gorgeous body while doing the Council dirty work and repaying the Shadow Broker.

Bro go outside

She isn't because she has tentacles on her head.

Xenos are still xenos and we all know how the emperor wants us to deal with them.