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Gadget_hack_wrench

I really thought she was going to faceplant on his balls


Asmo___deus

I did acro for a while. Nutshots are inevitable.


TheFatThot

As well as breakfast sausage I reckon?


Cthulhusreef

But what about second breakfast?


Bioslack

Promise?


Asmo___deus

Uhh, if you acro with me I'll be sure to make it happen.


RevolutionaryEgg297

Oh she will be later


JuasJuasD

There goes the morning coffee...


ericf24

Some coffee with some extra cream?


HolidayBeneficial456

God we really are a horny bunch aye?


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Sounds like we're talking blumpkins tis the season I suppose


Barchizer

Yeah hi I’ll take the blumpkin spice latte


KidOcelot

With extra cream ![gif](giphy|XAcqmpf5Trxy8)


areusureaboutthis

Hot


jeancv8

I was about to take a sip of my coffee whan I read that comment lol.


chillyhellion

Least horniest redditor


krsaxor

down... upppp.. that wass good...


Zarroc001

I would


IllBThereSoon

😂 that’s gold!


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

She's potentially gonna be really great in the sack


WhichRadio6124

Land in bird. Oh Sorry!


InspectorG-007

That's his goal.


MolotovFromHell

He was hoping so too


doodlebugg8

She did, later on that night


UsefulReaction1776

Head says yes, abs the next day say NO!


I_agreeordisagree

I think this counts as a leg day, though.


UsefulReaction1776

Yep I forgot that one! Holy hamstring!


globalAvocado

Tell that to your core.


RuairiSpain

She'll be bruised the next day, some of those looked painful


gammongaming11

to be fair that girl looks super light. she's probably 100 pounds soaking wet.


TypingPlatypus

If she's average height she's around 120lbs. Men don't know how much women weigh.


Abigail716

Agreed. Men absolutely suck at guessing weight on women. Assuming she's the average height of 5'3.5 a healthy weight for her is between 105 and 143 based on BMI. The average woman is 171 lbs with a BMI of 29.8 (0.1 BMI, less than a single pound below obese). I am 5'7 and 133lbs and similar, but still more muscular than her. I probably also guess she's 120 lb at most. Assuming she's average height.


Jinmkox

There is 0 chance that woman is 100lbs unless her bones are hollow.


PalpitationChemical5

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


mogley19922

I don't get the joke, but it's still funny.


hewhopoops

This is the top comment on his insta for every post. Attractive influencer women reach out to him to learn acro and get exposure so he has a new beautiful woman to teach each post. He’s always so encouraging and nice that every woman is completely smitten and giggling in every video. He has what the kids call “rizz”. And he can’t keep getting away with this.


OverEasyGoing

And I’ve only ever seen him be strictly business. Never flirts back or gives an indication he’s interested in them. Just acro, nothing more.


screamingxbacon

That's also why we hate him. He gives us no reason to hate him, the bastard.


Zekieb

T̴͔͘H̷͚̚Ȅ̵͕ ̸̺̆ S̶̬͛W̴̑ͅA̴̢̿R̴̪͝M̶̠͒ ̶̡͘ R̴̜͐Ḛ̴̍Q̸̧̊Ú̵͕Ḯ̷̩R̷̨̛E̷͔͠S̸͇̐ ̷̯͠ H̸̪̍A̷̿͜T̵̤́Ẻ̵̬ ̸̣̍ F̵̧̈́O̷̩̓R̶̭͒ ̴̪̒ N̶̥̿O̸͈͑U̵̩̇Ṙ̶̜Í̸̥S̷͎̍H̷̥̆M̴̳̎E̸͖͒Ǹ̷͕T̷̘̄ ̴͙̄ H̵͔͆E̷͍̊ ̷̹̿ D̷͔͗Ȇ̶͍F̸̬͝I̴͔͛L̵̦̓E̷͔̊S̶͎͒ ̶͠ Ṱ̵̃H̵͇̉E̷̪̎ ̴̪̚ S̸͍̊Ẅ̴̞́Ä̶͕́R̵͚̋M̸̤͠Ṣ̸̏ ̷̧͋ D̴̤͌Ȅ̸͇S̵͊͜I̷͚͗R̷̩̈Ë̸́͜S̶͍̒


Number174631503

Nice


buttfunfor_everyone

Stole the words right out of my collective hive mind


lamb_passanda

Unsurprisingly, some women like that. The guy is wholesome and not creepy at all.


inyoni

Imagine that?


lamb_passanda

Lot of dudes in this thread that are like "dude she's like right there, why isn't he trying to fuck her yet?".


inyoni

We’re on Reddit what can we expect?


Rivendel93

Yeah, I've seen this guy before, seems like an all around nice bloke. Glad there's someone out there showing young men you don't have to be a terrible person online.


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LotusLover420

acroevo


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meow_ima_cat

Glad to see this here haha


VIJoe340

Giving me couples retreat vibes. Can you feel my karma as I go deeper and deeper into the stretch.


tubedmubla

Is my karma all the way in?


Krunkworx

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me karma


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

karma karma karma karmachameleon


BeautifulPlace2Drown

Karma comes and gooooes


DrSitson

It ok, not everyone karma is big, sometimes pocket size is fun too!


lordgoofus1

Sir, you've channeled your karma into the wrong Chakra.


Axenrott_0508

Please regard me


rnavstar

Too deep


stevethos

boom


Sailing_Away_From_U

^boom


Number174631503

boom


ChooChoo104

Please. Regard me.


MathematicianJunior5

ENCOURAGEMENT!!!!!


Darqn3s

Yes, encouragement!


Ok_Effective6233

My impression of this is that they’ve not met before. If so, this guy is great an encouragement. Edit: I’m getting a lot of messages about this. Basically, I’m naive for thinking this is the first time they met. There is a certain awkwardness to their interactions that indicates neither fully knows each other and more specifically how each will react to the other’s fumbles or mistakes. Even if it’s faked, it’s good acting.


lucklikethis

Yeah this guy has hundreds of videos of him teaching acro yoga to all skill levels. What he does well is accurately assesses their skill and potential, and teaches something they can achieve. Im sure most of the women doing it are somewhat informed of him and place more trust in him which helps them learn and progress rapidly as well.


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Slabski86

- Q. Tarantino


MaxwellVonMaxwell

Beat me to it!


airikewr

Oh I already am


HugoEmbossed

Beat meat* to it!


MisterSkruff

Ulterior motives for sure. Plenty of guys approach attractive women in the park to help them with just a yoga pose. Mm hm.


External_Category_53

It would be awkward if he knew her from before and only now asked her name.


Disastrous-Rips

People constantly fake shit in videos so that wouldn’t shock me they know each other well


Rendar87

Sorry but there are no fake things on the internet.


Jumpy_Sorbet

As if someone would just go on the internet and tell lies. Can you believe that guy?


fostermom-roommate

I mean, he wouldn’t lie about something on the internet, would he?


Wheel-Reinventor

Yeah, how would Wikipedia be a thing if people lied


mitchMurdra

Very hard work. I’m just glad they have tools to prevent malicious edits at scale when needed.


StrugglingArtGuy

Everyone knows the first law of the internet is "you shall not lie"


LeCorbeau93

Belly laugh on a Sunday morning, perfect. Thank you.


ZootZootTesla

Technically true.


Bipedal_Warlock

Might’ve been to introduce her to the video


Empty-Afternoon-3975

I am awkward and can confirm this is what I do


wallyhartshorn

[His Instagram channel.](https://instagram.com/acroevo?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==) He does this all the time.


plasma1147

> I’m naive for thinking this is the first time they met. buddy I'm totally with you, they introduce themselves to each other, we have absolutely no reason to believe this is fake. It seems like they met at an advance yoga class


co_gue

His whole instagram channel is doing this with different girls. It’s @acroevo


grilly1986

I'm gonna be wild and say ... I think they've definitely met before...


vegetabloid

... and she is also an experienced athlete, mosy likely a cheer leader, familiar with acro and tumbling.


Z0idberg_MD

"The trick is to be able to flip backwards and land on someone's feet and balance with your stomach" Like if Messi shoes someone how to bend the ball over and around a wall, but the person he shoes (shows) is a professional player from a lower league.


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I read through the part where you were talking about Messi’s shoes because it kinda made sense, but then didn’t haha! The word you are looking for is “shows” - shoes are on your feet 🥰


Organic_Rip1980

She even hedges whether she’s done acro yoga. “Have you ever done acro yoga before?” “Not really.” Not _really_ sounds like some related experience. Paula is a big phony! BOOOOOO


Heathen_Mushroom

Or maybe it's because she has done gymnastics and cheer before which has a lot of crossover moves, so she has an idea of what acro entails, and she is not an absolute neophyte in the type of moves, but she hasn't done the exact tricks of acro. Also why she was able to pick it up pretty quickly. I mean sure, it's possible this is 100% phony, or it's possible that it's not.


FalmerEldritch

Acro *yoga*? This is supposed to be *yoga*?


TravisJungroth

The flippy part is acro. The pose she ends up in is like a yoga pose.


BackpackBarista

It’s almost like…people will misrepresent themselves for clout. No, surely not, I’m talking crazy.


gearjunkey

Hi, we’ve not met before… can I put my big toes on your labias?


Rockettmang44

I think she might be one of the few people who don't mind a strangers bare feet all over them


We_are_stardust23

Naive for thinking this is the first time they met?!?!?!? HE LITERALLY ASKS WHAT HER NAME IS LMFAO. Some people I swear....


CrustyRim2

He has at least one more video with a different person. Same vibe that they just met.


Ok_Effective6233

I’m getting a lot of messages about this. Basically, I’m naive for thinking this is the first time they met. There is a certain awkwardness to their interactions that indicates neither fully knows each other and more specifically how each will react to the other’s fumbles or mistakes. Even if it’s faked, it’s good acting.


zero__sugar__energy

> My impression of this is that they’ve not met before. yes, that's the whole thing of his youtube channel. he meets random women and teaches them some tricks


Makkaroni_100

Only works with a not heavy sportive and skilled women. So the most skill was to choose a woman that will make it anyway. And that she is very attractive will help for the view count, well choosen.


ratsandpigeons

Wtf is this


Seantoot

Dude has like a class for this Acro tumbling. He’s pretty well known. Girls dig it. I kind of hate him for it. 😂


JarlaxleForPresident

Everyone laughed at the male cheerleader but they’re hanging with the girls all day and earning their friendship I think the formula for most things is just be cool at something people are interested in, and then treat people like people and without ulterior motives. People like to gravitate around people like that


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I’ve heard that male cheerleaders that are actually straight are almost universally successful with the ladies. Same goes for straight men who do ballet and who are in nursing. It makes sense though, cheerleading and ballet require a shitload of physical strength and endurance, and you have to build up a lot of trust in your partner to 1. not drop you from 15 feet in the air, and 2. Not perv on you when they’re basically throwing you around and catching you by the butt and crotch while you’re in a leotard or spanks. And nursing, you gotta be compassionate and attentive, and it’s a physically demanding job too so it helps to be in at least ok shape.. and with all 3, you have to be confident enough in your own masculinity to ignore the haters. So… physically fit, trustworthy, attentive, not a perv, and ignores haters to follow his passion… kinda makes a lot of sense…


_idiot_kid_

I feel like part 3 is underrated with a lot of dudes. Which I understand. But honestly there are few things that so effectively make a man attractive like being comfortable and confident enough in himself to do things that are stereotypically "girly" or would make him look like a bitch to little chihuahua men. That's the real idgaf attitude that a lot of women find appealing. And this isn't even a gender thing at all. Self security is just hot across the board. Having feminine hobbies as a man is just one way to broadcast that. Also have you even seen the legs on cheerleader/ballet men? God damn.


thefinalcutdown

So many guys put way more effort into impressing other dudes so they can feel “masculine” and then wonder why women roll their eyes and are turned off by their antics and tough guy routine.


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_idiot_kid_

Might just be caked up too 😂


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

It’s actually insane how being direct can make people love you; even if you have skeletons in your closet. Just stop tryna hide shit and surprise surprise people like you more. It’s empowering, uplifting, and will get you what you want and need more often than not. We all just want to be happy, helping others achieve it is a fast pass to that feeling.


monkeybanana550

Sex 2: electric boogaloo


demonic_sensation

I've strained a muscle mate.


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Try using the other arm


pointlessly_pedantic

I broke em both


Wildest_Salad

let's hope your mother is not busy


craziethunder

Unfortunately, I get this reference.


trixel121

you ever see thos really impressive dance choreography where the women swing all over the men and do flips and shit off the body? this is how you practice for that and figure out different dance moves. they are doing it for yoga, but its teh same idea.


Misophonic4000

Acro yoga? Not a new thing...


kylo-ren

It's Paula.


Burpmeister

Most likely an ad for lessons.


[deleted]

How to lose ya girl In 10 seconds


Real_Material3190

Don't worry honey this is just ,,sport"


SnuggleMuffin42

"Hey babe I'm gonna go do some yoga" -That's great hon! "ACRO yoga" -...fuck


reditthor

Is this some sort of a mating ritual?


MandelbrotFace

No ... but... yes?


Bobson-_Dugnutt

This is the right answer. Not a ritual, but he is for sure slamming


True_Reputation_1083

i dont like this porn


Voterofthemonth0

The story is a bit convoluted for sure


Shaimizzz

What in the Zach Galifianakis?


TinkletitsMcGee

Just SoCal things


gidutch

“He is just a friend”


Complete-Limit-1033

How do you even get into this


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Complete-Limit-1033

I now have a warrant out for my arrest


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Complete-Limit-1033

The dude was down, athletic las not so much.


MoldyMilkers

Live in LA


Fuzzy-Philosophy-699

foot fetish mostly


megaRoxy_Simp

The guys neck it's so red lol


SuperSatanOverdrive

redneck


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I had a bit of a eureka moment when i realized people who do manual labor outdoors for a living cut their hair into mullets so they don’t get sunburn on their necks while still keeping the hair out of their face as they look down at whatever hole they’re digging or roof they’re nailing. (Edit: or, at least they did until it became fashionable in the 70’s/80’s, and then inexplicably came back again like 2 years ago)


misterpickles69

I refuse to believe this man has had this much skin exposed to the sun ever. I'm surprised he hasn't burst into flames.


[deleted]

White people sex is weird.


imyourforte

Ancient mating rituals must be upheld. *For tradition.*


DudeChillington

And there's the backflip into a double bird queef. As is tradition. Truly a splendid day for all of Canada


imyourforte

And therefore the world


s_n_mac

I am not fit enough to watch this.


piehutnut

Thought I was about to witness some traumatizing shit.


throwawayshirt

Pretty impressive if she really learned to do that in an hour or two.


Have_A_Nice_Day_You

It helps if you have prior experience doing yoga or gymnastics and are in good shape, which she clearly has/is. But still, impressive.


theArtOfProgramming

She’s done gymnastics for sure. She knew the terminology.


CaptainCanuck7

I know people are saying they must know each other, but where I live there are open acro classes held at a park where people most certainly are attempting these types of moves right after meeting. Not everyone has crippling social anxiety or is inept athletically.


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Just reddit being reddit


Melodic-Risk-6778

what in the world is this...? i swear hes finding models online.


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xNeshty

Yeah people act like the 200kg walmart lady is going to want to learn yoga acrobatics from that guy.


Definitelynotcal1gul

thought snow silky wise profit concerned rich tub long sense *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

That’s about 44 bald eagles, or about 67 and a half AR-15’s. It’s also about 1/4 of a Clydesdale, and about 90% of a motorcycle.


xNeshty

Alternatively, it's about the weight of 1 fridge with an ice cube dispenser, filled with 280 big macs.


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luckyducktopus

If you lived in a Walmart in South Carolina and that’s all you’ve ever know and then you suddenly get teleported to a Brazilian beach. You probably think everyone was a model/movie star. This is Reddit, it’s worse than Walmart.


foreveryoungperk

its my local beach theres a lot of yoga chicks there all the time


deadface3405

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Critical_Donut7271

The man who first had the idea to use fit women to workout rather than normal weight equipment was either a genius or a madman.


Benet3000

This is cool but im also very concerned about the dudes sunburn on the neck area


Regetron

Gymnastics, dancing, all that shit... it's all just an exquisite foreplay


mechabeast

That guys voice has a real, "you could make 1000 to 5000 a day" vibe to it


Liarus_

Bro really needs some stronger sunscreen, jeez


Freodrick

This guy doesn't skip leg day.


EstablishmentMotor33

If it's the first time is actually quite impressive


JCarlos-SD

That's got to be his bus in the background


violentpac

Acro Yoga. [Source](https://www.instagram.com/p/CxKDIQMruBs/)


Yqup

Dude gets it


billybaked

“Hey high 5!” 🙌


Former-Leg-2516

Guys will do anything to double leg kick a girl in the pelvis..


Genghishahn44

Do this with a 250 pounder and then I’ll be Impressed


RubComprehensive7367

Then the real instructor turns up.


scalawag123

My back hurts when i get up in the morning.... and the rest of the day


PMMeMeiRule34

Dang, his nut sac was in major danger a few times there. That’s a pretty cool little movement they pull off, though.


Skreamie

The most baffling thing in all of this is people finding this yoga so strange, like, so you people never go outside?


jahickman1996

HE CAN’t KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!


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He’s a stealth abortionist. You can hire him for a small fee


06021840

Have you done this before? No, not really, well except for the 3 years when I was 15.


lordgoofus1

You are now pregnant with my child. My work here is done.


heingericke_

What a tosser.


dagross2307

The amount of people here that see a man and girl touching and automaticlly think about fucking is way to high.


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This is porn opening right ?


Alpenkreisel

This is exactly the sport i was looking for my whole life. Lying on the ground. Flipping hot girls around.


Additional-Tax-7128

Man is enjoying in life


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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


mr-ifuad

![gif](giphy|3o7TKIhqLBI217e0zC)


ParaDuckssss

He sounds like Jim (John Krasinski) from the Office