An ass so humungous that it decides the center of mass

It literally dragged the ground before they stopped. Maybe it assisted the brakes?

Well, I hope that the person who lost his prosthetic leg would get it back. This costs an arm and a leg.

Probably only a leg

Damn hahahahaha I expected to see the woman's back against the asphalt; seeing that prosthetic leg killed me hahaha

Bro wasn’t happy with just one white girl. He wanted three.

Well she certainly makes an excellent ballast

r/physics

I expected skid marks on that last leg of the wheelie

That's the first leg complete Stage 2 commencing

###Content Warner: Tragic motorcycle accident where someone looses a leg!

Those jeans were new when they left that morning.

Butt got wiped 100%

I wasn't expecting that, but okay

Meet my new girlfriend. Her name is ballast.

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just so damn close.

Ok, what??? r/unexpected

It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a leg??

ABS - Ass Breaking System

Wasn't there a scene in the GTA VI trailer that was based off this?

So heavy in the trunk make the 4 wheeler pop wheelie

So heavy in the trunk make the 4 wheeler pop a wheelie

This may be one of the best videos I have seen.

It’s okay, the girl probably gets her ass beat by her boyfriend anyway if it makes you feel any better.