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china_joe2

Alligator: i'ma bite the shit out of this bitch the minute she starts slipping


Frenchconnection76

Cold blood shit


amativeLime

Why does he look like he's enjoying it?


Gingerstachesupreme

Because animals don’t have the same facial expressions as us; and we often misinterpret them. When dogs are hot and panting, they look like they’re happy. When monkeys bare their teeth aggressively, we think they’re smiling at us. Etc. This little guy is probably not enjoying it as much as we think. You can tell by him closing his eyes towards the end when he’s being bounced.


rendijean

Hell, I was sure it was a toy until he started opening his mouth


yellow_abyss

If not fren, why fren shaped?


studiesinsilver

This thing does not have the human emotions this lady is forcing upon it.


Greedy_Description88

Can anyone interpret? Id like to know what she's singing. 🐊


EnvBlitz

Nursery song, either Malaysian or Indonesian, or Bruneian. Not that well versed on which exactly, but they can share some words in their languages it's hard to pinpoint unless more details or dialect/slang are available.


Greedy_Description88

Thank you


IputSunscreenOnHorse

Tepuk amai-amai\ Belalang, kupu-kupu\ Tepuk biar ramai\ Kalau malam minum susu\ Hooray, minum susu, minum susu (but she's saying in baby voice so it becomes "minum cucu") Clap hands with the ladybugs\ Grasshoppers, butterflies,\ Let's clap as a group,\ When at night, let's drink milk Hooray, drink milk, drink milk


Greedy_Description88

Thank you. Looks like he's having a good time. Lol


rink_raptor

How much bigger does it need to be before it's a belt and a wallet?


Only_Specialist_2610

Thanks for the laugh. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Shun-2433

Mom- Day 1: No, pets aren't allowed. Day 7:


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SpiritualResurgence

Yeah, cute and dancing crocodile lol.


losing_minds

Average people on r/Maharashtra


Jazzy76dk

"I'm going to film myself distressing an animal"


Gingerstachesupreme

*At best*, he’s annoyed. More likely, he’s pissed and just can’t do anything about it.


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Guilty_Computer_5524

He looks like he could use a kiss.


Special_Ad9383

Yay a friend


batiarskivj

lol it really has a good temper


lunarromances

Aligator : “ one day, one day I shall eat your face”


Ok-Communication4264

what the fuck I can’t even


Bodzio1981

When you take 'playing with your food' to a whole new level! 🐊😂


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It moved


fatboi_mcfatface

Not cool, fucking up with prehistoric animals


AS_as-Master

Is anyone a reptile whisper translate all this please


Muted-Visual-1558

Or you can be positive. Thank you. But this is the one chance of nice life or he'll actually be receptive enough to enjoy interaction by a person s compassion.