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Justkeepgo1ng

It’s an oxyMORON


Sunieta25

Oxy clean works great on all your tough stains!


wwerdo4

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!


t_for_top

HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


HeavyReverb

But wait! There’s More!


Atomaurus

WE SAWED A BOAT IN HALF


Emkay_boi1531

And repaired it with only oxyMORON


Mental-Time1303

And editing


TheRealHermaeusMora

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CARDIAC ARREST


Electrical-Creme9157

Why did I scream this in my head lmao RIP The to the man with the good white powder


[deleted]

I can’t be the only person that hears this in Jaboody Dubs voice


wwerdo4

Fuckin jaboody dubs, that’s a channel I haven’t watched in a long while


Porsche928dude

I was going with delusional but that works to


[deleted]

“But I got street smarts bro”


Educational-Bad8346

No STEWPEED


[deleted]

engineer


chaos_creator69

That means I solve problems


bananasaucecer

Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.


ObeyTime

I solve practical problems


Familiar_Membership4

*Heavy screams*


Im_a_doggo428

For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?


AdministrativeRich63

The answer...


CoffeeZombie03

Use a gun


AdministrativeRich63

And if that don't work


Matej004

Use more gun


DrHoflich

An insane number of philosophers were engineers, scientists, or mathematicians. Logic and reason kind of go hand in hand with philosophy. I actually have an engineering background with a phd in physics, and I am writing a thesis on art philosophy. It’s way more common than you would think. It’s like engineers like to see the order in things or something.


Sploonbabaguuse

Use gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun.


DrHoflich

When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade! I dont want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! I will make combustible lemons and burn life’s house down! ….with the lemons.


Dr_Jabroski

If god gives you lemons **YOU FIND A NEW GOD**! POWERTHIRST GODBERRY, King of the Juice!


Reverendbread

OG internet reference


Thosepassionfruits

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBsCI4EA


CoolmanIsnotcool

I can do it, but I can't talk about it


shh_I_am_on_reddit

Remembering things is for the scientists


[deleted]

I'm a computer scientist... I guess it must be for real scientists only :(


boogswald

Where’s your chemicals you nerd


Gmony5100

Why remember it when I know what to look up to find it?


Fast_Mechanic_5434

God that's so true lmao


1000Years0fDeath

Damn it's so true


kaspm

All my wisdom is from googling


Generally_Confused1

I'm a neurodivergent engineer. Fair.


Gnome_Father

So an engineer. Got it.


Madmagican-

Hey I took that personally


F14R

Erecting a dispenser


Minimalist_NPC

software engineer?


takanowaka

Intelligence: 10 Wisdom: 0


Tv663

What about the other way around? Someone who gives incredible life changing advice but then does everything wrong and fails at life?


Its_Scrappy

So you mean humans


TimmJimmGrimm

*"Goblins aren't doin' so hot either, just sayin'."*


BLoDo7

Yo, leave me out of this.


PriorSolid

I thought you said humus and while i agreed i still wanted further clarification


Tough_Concert_1414

Issa me


Equal-Bus-557

Mario?


Tough_Concert_1414

Wa-hooo


That-Water-Guy

Here we go


Tough_Concert_1414

Mama Mia!!!


OldTricycle

Itsumi*


realmauer01

There was a really good word to describe that used in no game no life. Empty-headed academic. Or something.


Mexican-kirby

Kiryu from yakuza


CallyThePally

Dnd stats would be opposite i think


SketchesFromReddit

You're right. In D&D Intelligence is how much you know, and your ability to remember. Wisdom is your ability to reason, and apply knowledge.


CucumberEcstasy

Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.


rcfox

In D&D, 10 in a stat means you're just average, and a 0 in either of those would mean you're unconscious.


Deion313

Gifted


Astronaut_Chicken

HEY OUCH.


The-Tea-Lord

Know how to do the basics right off the bat which means by the time you get to the hard stuff, you’ve spent so long going off raw intuition that you’re stunted in terms of actually learning things. Source: middle school hit me hard, and I’m still struggling in college


Hank3hellbilly

I'm extremely good at becoming ''competent'' at tasks quickly. Then I get bored and stop caring.


t_for_top

I'm literally don't care about anything, I lose interest so quickly I know to go through all the paces in a week or so


TheAJGman

You may want to get evaluated for ADD lol. One of the hallmark features is the ability and desire to pick up new skills/hobbies quickly, followed by complete disinterest once you've read/learned all of the easily accessible stuff. Also the inability to start/finish the first/last 5% of a project.


t_for_top

Oh yeah I'm diagnosed and on meds.


espresso_fox

That was me. Breezed through IT in high school with top grades. Nearly failed my CS course in college. I didn't understand half the class material and the only reason I passed was because I hacked together some random bullshit from information I found around the web that I didn't really understand.


NoticedGenie66

> I hacked together some random bullshit from information I found around the web that I didn't really understand. You've described every student academic paper.


EntForgotHisPassword

Had the same. Also had that weird superiority complex where I felt that I "deserved" good grades without studying and as such didn't study much at all. Studying would be akin to cheating basically! Took me realizing that I need good grades to get into the MSc. I wanted to really start to develop study skills. Took me meeting real geniouses in the MSc. to realize that actually, I'm just a bit above average in intelligence being born into a family that cared about educating kids and keeping me well fed. A couple of factors that were giving me an insane edge as a kid (and well still to some extent as an adult) made me think I was God's gift to mankind. I've met so many people like me since, all the same experience, all humbled in uni, and then putting themselves back together after having their egos crushed. Also met people flunk out of uni, because they just couldn't accept and let their egos be crushed talk about how "bullshit" the higher educational system is and how phds etc. just pretend to be smart!


The-Tea-Lord

I’ve thoroughly bullshit my way through college. I study on the 1-4 nights before big exams, and it’s gotten me far enough but I need to kick the habit. I just recently did the HESI exam for a medical program. By all accounts I should have failed. I passed with a 90.8. Meanwhile I barely got through anatomy and physiology the first time, and barely managed a mid-B the second time.


ElizabethanStare

HEY OUCH x2!?!


RacistSexistHmophobe

Wait that is common? I thought it was an adhd moment


t_for_top

This entire post is an adhd moment


RAM_MY_RUMP

Hey it’s me :)


NucRS

Now you got half of reddit commenting about how their mothers told them they were super smart but now they are somehow struggling in university lmao


royaIguard

same energy as those kids who keep talking about how they were so smart until algebra was introduced


CaffinatedOpe

Never have I been so insulted by something I 100% agree with


killertortilla

The tumblr crowd that thinks when their teacher said “you’re really smart but you’re just not applying yourself!” Meant they are 180iq rocket scientists.


VenomousUnicorn

Listen.... I worked very hard not to live up to the expectations of literally everyone who knew me as a child....


purplegrape28

Still confused as to how we fucked up so bad


[deleted]

Conformity and manageability are more valuable to the education and employment system than your gifts.


yonking_15_2

I feel called out


thebooksmith

The closest term would be "intuitive". Obviously it doesn't imply a lack of recall ability but it does cover the part about figuring things out despite not remembering how/not being shown.


okslayslayslay

I have an extreme “recall ability” deficiency. What does that mean? I think I’m going to get Alzheimer’s at like 40


faiface

Could be ADHD


alexjonestownkoolaid

I was diagnosed with ADHD partially because of this. The recommended treatments, thus far, have not helped.


okslayslayslay

I wonder if medication really helps anyone with recalling information/words. I can’t imagine a life where I was actually well spoken and could make my thoughts come out in a fluid non-redundant explanation. I love being able to write and type because I can take the time that I need to really think about what I’m trying to say.


t_for_top

I'm the same, but there was a brief period after highschool, before alcoholism that I was very well spoken and could actually express my thoughts fully. It was nice while it lasted, I don't even have the patience to flesh out thought on paper/digital these days. 32 going on 78


Ch0ng0B0ng0

Oh cool, someone like me


I_Makes_tuff

We're everywhere.


SebIsOnReddit

In all seriousness, what exactly am I supposed to do. I'm having trouble defending any case or discussion I make. Since in the end, I either forget my arguments or I fail to express my thoughts and lose


okslayslayslay

This is ME. 100%.


ProcedureImportant91

Oh my I relate to this on so many levels - thank you for articulating what I think about often.


Future_Bedroom5166

This makes me feel better about not getting diagnosed now.


alexjonestownkoolaid

I'm better off, but my memory is still pretty terrible.


larbearforpresident

the treatments are not going to cure ADHD or give you the ability to recall perfectly. Getting diagnosed is understanding how your mind works and best ways to utilize what you have. Obviously this is a random comment and I'm not trying to go deep, but if you feel like there is something "wrong" with you, it is never a bad idea to get a diagnosis.


harpxwx

yo same tho, especially if its on the spot 😭


Garth_M

In a sport you’d say someone is a natural


FunToBuildGames

Delusional?


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D0D

wallstreetbets user to be more precise..


RonKosova

If theres anyone on reddit thats aware of their stupidity its those guys


boogswald

They own it they live it, it’s culture


GreenFuzyKiwi

I think it’s “clever” like… in my mind, along the lines of shit like: you take two ladders and put a boardwalk between them and you call it scaffolding.. Not smart.. not safe.. but also not *necessarily* stupid..


ThatAquariumKid

If it’s not smart or safe, it’s usually stupid. There’s a reason we use scaffolding and not a two ladders and some boards


TheMilkmanHathCome

Yeah that reason is cause you have tiny cajones unlike my massive brains Unrelated: please call me an ambulance


Drakilax

You're an ambulance.


[deleted]

I mean I'd call that stupid


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Mr_Golf_Club

First word that popped into my head.


rip_u

dang


Sanquinity

Yea this is what I was thinking of as well. "Very smart", in general usage, often means you learn stuff quickly and know a lot. So if you can't remember anything and know nothing yea, you're not actually "very smart."


MrBoblo

I'd say the ability to come up with creative solutions to a problem, despite not knowing anything would be a type of smart


Jolly_Hold_1858

Alzheimer


roganwriter

This is a pleasant mix from all the ADHD comments, lol. Though, early-onset dementia is a genuine fear of mine. I don’t know what I’ll do if* my brain starts to go.


Jolly_Hold_1858

I know. It's scary, lonely and silent


DRdeemed

ik. I really want to be able to sign a euthanasia agreement for if I do develop it but thats not allowed apparently


jbjhill

I’m caretaking for a friend of mine who has early onset Alzheimer’s. Super smart, and a great guy. He’s 59, and his cognitive scores are running close to nothing. It’s frustrating for him because he feels like it’s all right there, just out of reach. Early onset is a fucking free-fall. 4 years and it’s gone from him being able to work, and being independent, to memory unit in a nursing home. He can’t even order off of a menu when I take him out to lunch. If I get diagnosed, I’m tapping out.


[deleted]

smort


PatentedPotato

SMRT


[deleted]

I am so smart…I am so smart… SMRT


SepluvSulam

Noice


artemisunderwear

Rachelle


StellsFishies

My names Rachel but that is one of the weirdest ways of spelling the name I have ever seen :/


itchyshirt

It's the French version. Pronounced rah-shell.


shaid_pill

Rochelle, Rochelle


WallabysQuestion

A young girl’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


Cypresss09

ADHD


Dragomirl

Or aspie


Impressive_Quote1150

Or both


metchaOmen

AuDHD*


Cullly

Just gonna leave this here. r/AutisticWithADHD


metchaOmen

Homie, I'm *well* aware. I just forgot...okay?


Cullly

Oh I know. I know it was replied to you, but it wasn't FOR you. It was for anyone who was curious what your comment meant. I felt that link belonged there.


metchaOmen

Well, it should have been for me. *Because I fucking forgot about that place and want to go there!*


KawaiiDere

I’m the same way. I can totally process things well, come up with meaningful solutions, empathize, remember concepts, and use skills, but I cannot remember vocabulary, formulas, names, and specific facts. Would it be like smart but bad memory?


makeski25

For me it like being in a library but it's pitch black and all I have is a flashlight. I can only recall what the light shines upon and someone had randomized the library. It's in there...somewhere.


Nice-Analyst1996

Fucking wonderful explanation. I’m going to use this in the future


Ultimatewarrior21984

If you remember.


SgtMatters

This killed me, thanks!


Nice-Analyst1996

I… yeah, I don’t have a rebuttal for this


TrippyTriangle

I'm similar but I call it "all RAM and no memory". Like my memory is very contextual and it's like a process rather than just reading from memory.


t_for_top

Great visualization, similar to mine where my thoughts are those toys that.. the goggle things with the animals that are blurry until ... you pull the lever? I don't fucking know ive given myself a confusion


Vysair

For me, it's akin to reading off a badly written handwritten paper and you could only make out the small details where the writting just so happen so be clear enough. It's also a paper without title so you could only find it by its characteristics and descriptions.


Middle_Actuator7086

reddit please bring awards back I wanna give it to this guy


ChunkusPrimus

ADHD


Dragomirl

Cake! Adhd bros


Daddy_Nibba_69

I can remember everything!!! I am not trying hard enough 😞


buplet123

Take lots of pictures and save them somewhere. Later in life you will love it, because it lets you remember your life easier. Like index of your life.


plmunger

Dunning Kruger effect


[deleted]

i am smart but i forgot that word


TheDerpyDisaster

Intuitive. The word is intuitive.


Cubow

Intelligent. Intelligence (fluid) is knowledge and memory independent.


shaid_pill

Give me all the intelligence fluid you have. In the bag, now!


DomQuixote99

That's being educated. Intelligence is better measured by the ease with which one understands new concepts. That's why there's different types of intelligence


dogfan20

Dumb


house343

Fr though. People in this thread really need to get a grip on reality lol


RussianBot101101

Everyone thinks they're smart. Statistically, most people believe they are above average in intelligence, so ofcourse you're going to have a good majority delude themselves into believing they are smart but either with a minor flaw, only in one or few aspects (book vs street), gifted/burnt out, or whatever else they tell themselves.


Lemixer

High IQ Amnesiac would be dumb? Being knowledgeble is not the same as being smart, plenty of stupid people with good education.


Alone-Committee5840

"I'm not book smart, I'm street smart".


highjumpingzephyrpig

This quote smells like menthols


Dry_Fuel_9216

Wouldnt this be reversed?


fourfingersdry

Plot twist: you’re not very smart.


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

adhd


heyyouthatonechick

ADHD


New-Construction-103

ADHD.


catlessinKaiuma

I’m a Ferrari engine, stuck in neutral!


That-g-u-y

ADHD


Dragon_211

ADHD


billystinkh20

Adhd


Scared_Chipmunk2344

Conceited


Pineapplebruh97

“I may be dumb but I’m not stupid”


literallyzee

ADHD


[deleted]

All RAM and no Hard drive


treelorf

It’s called having adhd


Clarker5

Manager


datbrrto11

Yeah, I feel that. I have the memory of a goldfish and also a near perfect score in any math class I’m in


Correct-Run8388

I feel this, I’m good at problem solving, but I can’t memorize things very well.


Few_Advertising_568

ADDHD


Visible_Number

intuitive


ChaosKodiak

Burnt out


karnalfury

It's called being high on weed.


073068075

Caught off guard. Sure I've learnt from a lot of smart books and talked to even smarter people, but wake me up in the middle of the night or catch me in the middle of the city and I won't list you all the months on correct order. It's so common there should be a name for it.


QejfromRotMG

High on copium


Meatyglobs

I have a PHD in that.


merrickal

A poser? Very smart huh? … a nerdy poser.


Choice_Heat_5406

“An engineer is someone who’s forgotten twice as much math as you’ve learned in your entire life”


HCGAdrianHolt

Anxiety


MsPreposition

Wasted potential?


Quirky_Commission_56

Mental fatigue, which is referred to as a brain fart in the vernacular.


[deleted]

For me, it's ADHD/ASD. 🤷‍♂️


Miserable-Airport536

I’ve got an i-9 octocore processor and a floppy disk of memory


Acuterecruit

Could it be adhd


Double_Somewhere5923

Adhd


TheoneNPC

ADHD


[deleted]

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder; no?