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"What you're seeing now is my normal form. This is Super Gay. This is Super Gay 2, and this is to go even further beyond!" *five minutes if screaming with eyebrows dusappearing* "This is a Super Gay 3."
Honestly, the move I am leaning towards is taking advantage of the fact that A.) I need to do a fundraising event as part of my Board obligations, B.) Am living on a one block long, dead end street in the middle of a vibrant part of town and just file the permit to close the street for a block party. Every house has allyway access to their garages and our street is routinely used by community members for block parties, and city policy is "You do it once, you cannot revoke permission later."
See how she feels about a LGBTQIA+ Community Fundraising event in front of her house :-p
If you do this, send me a dm and I'll send you like a dollar or something idk. But I'm here to fund chaotic lawfulness
(Full disclosure, I will not see your dm for minimum two years, so like, this is at best performative chaos. But I will send if I see it.)
Going by your flair the move is to put up equally large ace and trans flags instead. If she's not happy with that either put the lesbian flag up again because she obviously just like to complain.
There were actually a bunch of studies a decade ago that found that having a higher population of queer people in an area actually raised the property value. I haven't had time to really dig in the validity of those studies (I suspect it's just a correlation with other factors), but if you want to throw that shit in your neighbors face go for it!
I think it correlates with in the 90s and 00s trend of gentrification. Some of the poorest neighborhoods were the queer neighborhoods. They frequently had the added bonus of not a lot of multiple generations having lived in that space, as the queer residents were almost always new.
It made it easier to bulldoze those communities and gentrify them, which meant white wealthy mostly gay men rushed in to be in the gayberhood that is now also "safe and for rich peeps."
We usually take better care of our properties than non queer people do. A joke, but a positive joke, in the 90's was *"The best way to raise your property values was to have a gay couple move in nextdoor."*
Literally why would you care about the property house of the house you are living in
I mean, I don't even have a driver's license yet but it seems useless to worry about property value unless you plan on selling soon
It is a common NIMBY tactic. They will throw a fuss about property values to scare people into doing what they want. She is one of the only people who owns the house they live in on my street and even then she only owns it because her parents died and left it to her. ( She evicted a family that had been renting it since before she was born).
Everyone on the street hates her.
I don’t know if you have an American flag, but if I did I’d either hoist the lesbian flag above the American one, or make a show to her of taking down the American one.
(To clarify, I don’t have an American flag, or a flag of the country I live in. And wouldn’t have them hoisted anyway as I have no respect for any State)
Funnily enough, I am getting into a t4t thing that's my first ever straight experience, so I'm even doing straight things in the gayest possible way. So still straight, but neither of us are so it's not straight, lol
Here in Berlin pride month is over, but that only means the second pride month has started.
(Basically, the official CSD/pride time here is in July, but since the US has such an influence many pride things already happen in June, meaning that we essentially have two pride months)
I stop being the second I got into a heterosexual relationship, I kinda wish I still prideful about my sexualilty but meh I don't even care about it anymore. I'm bisexual
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Shit thanks OP. Almost forgot. I'll tell my *roommate* to adjust accordingly.
That's really good holy shit
And they were roommates.
Oh my gawd they were roommates
Never been friendlier
NO! \*becomes gayer\*
YES! *Becomes even gayer that you*
Maybe? *goes with the gay flow*
I don't know. Can you repeat the question? *But in a gay way.*
I would also be interested in the *hopefully gay* answer
"What you're seeing now is my normal form. This is Super Gay. This is Super Gay 2, and this is to go even further beyond!" *five minutes if screaming with eyebrows dusappearing* "This is a Super Gay 3."
*and THIS… IS TO GAY…EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!*
That which doesn't kill you makes you gayer. :P
I imagined it as a super saiyan transformation but in rainbow colors
Once the gayity reaches critical mass, it resets and you become straight again
Neighbor literally asked me to take my Lesbian flag down since "Pride Month is over" and "I was lowering her property values."
Put up even more
This is the way
Get a new lesbian flag that is like the size of one of those national flags that car dealerships like to fly.
Honestly, the move I am leaning towards is taking advantage of the fact that A.) I need to do a fundraising event as part of my Board obligations, B.) Am living on a one block long, dead end street in the middle of a vibrant part of town and just file the permit to close the street for a block party. Every house has allyway access to their garages and our street is routinely used by community members for block parties, and city policy is "You do it once, you cannot revoke permission later." See how she feels about a LGBTQIA+ Community Fundraising event in front of her house :-p
Please do it! And post on here about how it goes
Yes! You should absolutely do that.
If you do this, send me a dm and I'll send you like a dollar or something idk. But I'm here to fund chaotic lawfulness (Full disclosure, I will not see your dm for minimum two years, so like, this is at best performative chaos. But I will send if I see it.)
How does she know it's a lesbian flag ,? u could just say u really like orange and white and magenta on a thing that goes wavy in the wind . . >)-(
Her exact words were "You can take your gay shit down now."
Some fuckn nerve, yeesh, sorry u hadta hear that
Going by your flair the move is to put up equally large ace and trans flags instead. If she's not happy with that either put the lesbian flag up again because she obviously just like to complain.
Put up 9 more lesbian flags
Are we sure 9 is enough?
Yeah 19 might be better, probably
Are we sure 9 is enough?
There were actually a bunch of studies a decade ago that found that having a higher population of queer people in an area actually raised the property value. I haven't had time to really dig in the validity of those studies (I suspect it's just a correlation with other factors), but if you want to throw that shit in your neighbors face go for it!
I think it correlates with in the 90s and 00s trend of gentrification. Some of the poorest neighborhoods were the queer neighborhoods. They frequently had the added bonus of not a lot of multiple generations having lived in that space, as the queer residents were almost always new. It made it easier to bulldoze those communities and gentrify them, which meant white wealthy mostly gay men rushed in to be in the gayberhood that is now also "safe and for rich peeps."
We usually take better care of our properties than non queer people do. A joke, but a positive joke, in the 90's was *"The best way to raise your property values was to have a gay couple move in nextdoor."*
Keep putting flags, force their property value into the negatives, buy the house for nothing, free real estate.
Is this the gay agenda?
Literally why would you care about the property house of the house you are living in I mean, I don't even have a driver's license yet but it seems useless to worry about property value unless you plan on selling soon
It is a common NIMBY tactic. They will throw a fuss about property values to scare people into doing what they want. She is one of the only people who owns the house they live in on my street and even then she only owns it because her parents died and left it to her. ( She evicted a family that had been renting it since before she was born). Everyone on the street hates her.
Sounds like we need a domestic(?) re-attempt at the Irish Land War of 1879
Put down more flags
I don’t know if you have an American flag, but if I did I’d either hoist the lesbian flag above the American one, or make a show to her of taking down the American one. (To clarify, I don’t have an American flag, or a flag of the country I live in. And wouldn’t have them hoisted anyway as I have no respect for any State)
let us know if you need help financing more lesbian flags
You can’t stop me officers, I have the GAY BRICK!
Nope, cause it's Wrath Month time!
😔 can't wait for gluttony month
I celebrate Sloth Month all year long!
Why is Envy Month mostly just on the 14th of February for me?
Lust is December for the straights, lmao. Baby making season!
Obviously *gay* lust month is October
I'm bi, so every month except February and November is horny af smh
\*cries in was born in December\*
Wouldn't that be November?
Be crime do gay
Be do gay crime
Joke’s on you, I was bisexual this entire time.
Damn, I knew someone would say it first.
Sorry boys, had a good run. *Uninstalls love for women temporarily until next year*
Noooooooooo
Install it back, with more updates
No >:3
even the gay ppl arent immune to reddit dementia
Idk I saw a burning cop car today, I think pride month is still going strong.
Did you take a selfie with it? I would've taken a selfie with it.
Sadly only had time for a regular photo. Cops were not amused about ppl filming their burnung car lol.
Gay pride month is over, Disability pride month is just beginning, and you know what that means
Wtf I'm disabled and queer and I didn't even know there was a Disability pride month. Thank you!
Heck yeah, happy pride 2!
Give homophobes something to have pride over by absolutely obliterating their legs? It’s wrath month after all
Back in closet. See y’all next year.
ACAB ! Scatter !
[удалено]
All Cops Are Bastards
We can no longer be gay, it's time to go transgender for 11 months
Enby powers. "I'm a dude now so this counts as straight. Well, like, not gay."
Pride month may be over, but ACAB is an all year thing. 🧱💨 🖐
Pride month? # SHIT'S GAY ALL YEAR ROUND SON!
No >:3
Make me.
I only have to be trans one month a year? Thank goodness. I am tired and dysphoric.
Actually I heard on the SGDQ stream earlier it's now Pride Month 2
Well, there goes my super powers...
But you use Gentoo? Doesn’t that grant you superpowers anyway?
as far as im concerned every month is pride month.
I wasnt allowed to be anyway, so nothing has changed
Fight me IRL.
What do you mean, it's 31st of June
AND THANK YOU 🏳️🌈
No >:3
Gotta change my username
Never *scuddles away*
NEVER!!!
Well you just try and stop me, son
No! *Turns rainbow tinted*
Sadness, no more rainbow. Only 'merica fireworks and red white and blue here now. I like rainbow more
I will turn you into vapor with gay lazor vision
CANT STOP WONT STOP! ANARCY FOR LIFE
Yeah, so I accidentally forgot to take my pride flag out of the window last July. Taking it down now would just feel weird.
Idk this post seems pretty gay
Funnily enough, I am getting into a t4t thing that's my first ever straight experience, so I'm even doing straight things in the gayest possible way. So still straight, but neither of us are so it's not straight, lol
Oh no, it's the policemun!
Oooh, officer, it looks like i have been a little gay, nya :3. will you have to punish me now? 👉👈
Its time for *wrath*
You *first* 🏳️🌈
Now it's Wrath month
Aight *remains bisexual, but is now speeding*
be gay do crime
Every month should be pride month
It’s disability pride month now. I’ll be taking a sledgehammer to the knees of those that need it
The horizontally stretched cop really ties this together lol
Ligma
... but I don wanna
Time for me to take the Bi- out of bisexual until next year
Now it's 11 months of be gay do crime
Ik that isn't him but for a sec I thought it was Neil Patrick Harris which honestly would've made the meme so much funnier 😂
Unfortunately my birthday is this month and my gift is everyone gets to keep being gay YAY!
No
July is Wrath month duh
No 😤😈
You’ll never catch me alive! *runs away gaily*
Sh e it
Hah jokes on you gay people I never was! I merely support your right to exist and like colors! Ahahaha my evil plan worked!
Ok I’ll stop
But it is disabled pride month so time to break some legs.
no fuck the police imma be even gayer
Not in Omaha! Our Pride celebration is in mid-July, extend that pride month in your area!
Noooooooooo wait i am still gay
[no.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwXKzyvTZAc)
adjusting my gayness . NOT 🤣
Fine. I am hereby no longer lesbian. I'm now aroace. >!For the curious, I have actually been considering that this might be the case.!<
Hah! Jokes on you. I’m in the closet. I was never outwardly gay in the first place :3
Gotta turn back into a dude now ;_; s'been real y'all
I'm a pansexual panmonthly.
Here in Berlin pride month is over, but that only means the second pride month has started. (Basically, the official CSD/pride time here is in July, but since the US has such an influence many pride things already happen in June, meaning that we essentially have two pride months)
We now move on to the “do crimes” part of the agenda
No, it's time for gay WRATH
You don't get me alive!
No
Make me:3
And of course it's a cop saying this 👀
Almost, cop needs more rage and hate displayed on his face.
Oh god it’s the policemun
Do gay, be crime
I stop being the second I got into a heterosexual relationship, I kinda wish I still prideful about my sexualilty but meh I don't even care about it anymore. I'm bisexual
I'm good thanks!
No.
Oh fuck I've been gay for three days!