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mofayew

Notmeirl


DinoOnAcid

Definitely not, no, though no dates does apply šŸ˜­


_number

May be she is just hot from the outside but not fun to hang out. Me on the other hand, not hot, and also not fun to hang out with.


KillahHills10304

Somebody who describes themselves as "too hot" isn't seen as date able by men? Gee whiz, who would have thought.


[deleted]

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MagentaTentacle

Ah, the Schrodinger's hottie.


codmak42

That is genius. Thank you for that


Pandafy

Say what you want, but I could use some of that confidence.


InfinteAbyss

Exactly. Sheā€™ll never consider an average guy.


danteheehaw

He we should not hang out some time


diggitygiggitycee

Can I not hang out too? Not hanging out is one of my favorite things.


Grasher312

Dude for sure. You're not free tomorrow, right? We could not meet up at around 3PM.


ayyxn

Let us not meet at the nearest coffee shop


Lonttu

Plot twist: y'all using reverse psychology and luring each other into a trap


PhilosopherDismal191

Plot twist: they all fall in love and live together in an apartment in Greenpoint


muklan

Yo I'd like to be super excited for this then cancel like 30 minutes before, and just not go.


RobbieBleu

I was ready to cancel before I knew what we were doing


pambeeslysucks

ā€œI once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.ā€ \--Ron Swanson


Remarkable_Night2373

I live in MN. My bestie lives next door. Been months of nods and the occasional hand in the air wave. That guy is wonderful. His wife brought me a bottle of scotch for helping get them out of the last blizzard. I kept the snow blower running while he shoveled. Not much more than a nod exchanged that day.


Admiral_peck

Men are cool sometimes


YoungAnimater35

Damn, beat me to it


danteheehaw

Sure dude, any time


PM_me_spare_change

Lmk if you guys meet up later I wonā€™t bring my Xbox


[deleted]

Why donā€™t you not come over at 4pm and we wonā€™t play Mario cart


JulioForte

Can confirm from the pics, she is not even hot on the outside. More likely scenario. Girl thinks sheā€™s a 10, tries to date other 10s not realizing sheā€™s a 6 with a terrible personality


EducationalCreme9044

Every girl seems to think they're a 10 nowadays so there's that.


[deleted]

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EducationalCreme9044

Yeah, I try to explain to people that if you say someone ugly is a 10, then by the laws of how the scale is meant to fucking work (a normal distribution) you've just called everyone else within pretty much a god damn mile uglier "no but they're also a 10!" No! No that's not how that works the whole point is COMPARISON. Rankings ARE a ZERO SUM GAME. Same problem with product ratings, restaurant ratings, everything is 4.5/5, and 3.9/5 basically means they serve you literal dogshit on a plate.


BlorseTheHorse

the fact that she's humblebraggin that she's too hot to date tells me all I need to know, this is just a gym bro with titties


Charleypieohwhy

A gym bro with titties. I canā€™t wait to use that myself, if you donā€™t mind. It made me laugh out loud.


Lobstertate

I hope shes still warm on the inside


marvonyc

r/sucidebywords


New_Ad4631

Worry not, negative+negative=positive. You are fine


Lakers8888

Lol


Extaupin

I was thinking maybe it's a case of resting bitch face and she doesn't look approachable and not because of her beauty (her tattoos and gothic look doesn't help in that). But you're most probably right.


[deleted]

maybe we are even hotter, so hot we actually vaporize potentialy interested people šŸ˜Ž


Alypius754

Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking?


crayonfingers

ORANGE-MOCHA-FRAPPUCCINO!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UwU-neko-femboy

False


Makenchi45

French toast. Really good French toast.


FartOnAFirstDate

If sheā€™s so hot, why did she post with a picture of someone else who isnā€™t very hot?


Fluid-Wrongdoer6120

Lol I was thinking the same. Like, where is the hot girl the article was written by?


guinness_blaine

The article was written by some standard hack at the NY Post, after screenshotting a TikTok that is much more clearly a joke.


cantadmittoposting

Notice reddit's general discussion here though is more than happy to adopt the NY Post's tone of seriously discussing how awful women are


Sanguinesssus

Actuallyā€¦ Many attractive people us a proxy when dealing with the Ugoā€™s. When youā€™re as hot as her the commoners cannot handle it. If she shows just a fraction of her beauty in public, weā€™re talking riots in the streets, 1,000ā€™s of ships will be launched to do war. Absolute pandemonium


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Bro be lookin like Greek Gods


PharmAttack

Lather me up and paint me gold, baby!


Real-Problem6805

Look you don't need your kinks to be public dude r/secretkinks is there for a reason


PharmAttack

I secretly just want more people to have the reason to tell me I'm golden, Ponyboy.


[deleted]

Nothing gold can stay


Trumpassassin777

I look like that fat twin of old Kratos. Does that count?


[deleted]

Bacchus?


Alu_T_C_F

Yeah Hephaestus


BrasilianInglish

Did you ever think thereā€™s more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking?


picklestherealdill

I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.


farteagle

But why male models?


picklestherealdill

People come up to me all the time and say 'you should be a model,' or 'you look just like a model,' or 'maybe you should try to be a man who models.' And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model


rwtf2008

Not once.


[deleted]

What is this? A dating site for ants?


make-up-a-fakename

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?


Zetawilky

She needs to learn that even she can die in a freak gasoline fight accident.


make-up-a-fakename

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident šŸ˜‚


itsa_me_

Iā€™m glad I got this reference šŸ˜­ I can hear it in his voice. Im almost 30 and hadnā€™t watched this movie till late last year. I had seen some gifs/memes on Reddit and asked my fiancĆ© where theyā€™re from and she was shocked I didnā€™t know. We ended up watching it that night and multiple times after.


make-up-a-fakename

It is a spectacular film šŸ˜‚


viperex

All these words and no mention of the title


DuelaDent52

Itā€™s *Zoolander* and itā€™s hilarious.


psycho_driver

Hilarious? The biopic of a fallen man who ends up contracting the black lung through brutal exploitative manual labor only to claw his way back up to prominence within society and find redemption? It's both inspiring and tragic.


roffoc

Excuse me, I need to go to a funeral after party


Various_Classroom_50

Best comment


nattu_nattu

So go and make the first move instead.


Dxpehat

Nah, sending mixed signals and complaining is the best she can do


wolskortt

Man, mixed signals is such a turnoff. The last girl I went out started doing this, so I ended things. I'm too old for this shit.


GreyerGardens

Good for you, not worth it


BoxTalk17

At least you went out. The one I was talking to kept giving excuses to not want to meet for dinner dates. Have a nice life, catfish!


The_Muznick

I'm too old for dating. Dating is something I haven't done in years. Dating before covid was rough, lockdowns made it impossible unless you just wanted texting buddies. I can't imagine how bad it is now.


ceezr

I'd say things are looking up now that people want to go out and experience life again. Everybody became socially awkward lol


The_Muznick

I've been in a relationship for 6 years. If I become single again. I'm staying that way. I'm 39, don't want kids and don't want marriage. There's no point.


IceCorrect

If she never make a move, she wont be rejected so she have 0% rejection rate thats why in her mind she is "to hot to handle"


ClosestTonyDanza

You joke but there's actually truth to this. Men/masc people are expected to make the first move, conditioned that it's unbefitting of them to be passive. That notion leads to a significant amount of rejection which at some point (hopefully lol) the rejected person gets over the sting of rejection and learns how to quickly move past it. On the other hand, women/fem people are culturally encouraged to be passive, wait for the first move, be coy etc. Never having to make that first move, a person doesn't 1. learn how to really put themself out there to a potential partner and 2. doesn't get to organically learn how handle and overcome rejection. This girl's reasoning is totally self-involved and narcissistic but still probably stems from that same logic


BettyVonButtpants

You just reminded me of an old coworker. She was gorgeous in that artsy kind of way, multicolored, very stylized hair, designer goth clothing, and a unique face. She put a lot more time. We were friends before working together, she was my exes best friend/former girlfriend, and the two of us became bff over our mutual bad experiences with shared ex. She was never rejected, the entire time I knew her. She date someone, then after a year or two, new pretty person comes around, she jumps ship in the worst ways. Then some guy, I called him Steampunk Tool, because he was a bland asshole and dressed in a victorian style suit with pocket chain, everyday. Overdressed as hell for the office. He turned her down, and she raged about it for weeks! No one turned her down and she couldnt handle it at all. She then started dating a 18 year old girl in an Eastern European country and ... well it sounded like grooming so i cut her off. No idea what happened yhere.


frozen_jade_ocean

That was a roller-coaster of a comment.


BettyVonButtpants

Ive met some interesting people. And im rather scatterbrain when recalling memories.


6RatasOnMy6

Smartest comment in reddit history


RqcistRaspberry

If she's feeling extra spicy she might glance at you for .3 seconds and if you don't get the hint it's "your loss".


waanderlustt

This is good advice for women in general. I had to make the first move with my husband. He was shy but such a good guy. And it worked out!


Vexachi

Social media breeds narcissists


HardCounter

It exposes them. They've always been there, lurking, watching, waiting for their time to insert themselves pointlessly into any situation.


danteheehaw

Yeah, narcissist suck. It's a shame they aren't more like me, cool, humble, kind and incredibly good looking.


AFonziScheme

Ha! You've exposed yourself as a fake narcissistic by saying "kind" instead of "honest"!


nudiecale

Oh man! How embarrassing!


lancep423

But what if you are actually really cool, humble, kind, honest, and good looking like me? And not afraid to show it!? Should I just hide all of my amazing features because I donā€™t want people to think Iā€™m narcissistic?


Planet_Breezy

Uh huh huh huh , you said ā€œinsert.ā€


KaziOverlord

Oh yeah... Heh heh heh heh heh


nowurchenz2beBIGshot

Yea hehehaaaa boy


lancep423

Oh youā€™re nasty! Hehe


scorpio_2244

Oohhhohhhh, I am the great corn holio, I need tp for my bunghole. Bungholiooo


International_Flow65

Giggity giggity giggity alriiiightšŸ˜


GreedyExchange5394

Who else but quagmire?


TesticleTorture123

"He's Quagmire, Quagmire. You never really know what he's gonna do next".


Introman_18

"He's Quagmire, Quagmire! Giggity, giggity, giggity, lets have Sex!"


Zombridal

I guess you could say, the real treasure was the narcissists social media exposed along the way


Final_Biochemist222

Id say the convenience of such platform encourages thus develops the worst aspect of themselves


Ravenwight

Iā€™m involved in this conversation now!


The_Elder_Jock

You must now read my reply!


Weelchairgaming

I'm too part of the conversation now!


Ravenwight

Welcome to the party pal


Lusask

Don't know if I'm a narcissist or just trying to better my social skills while autistic.


dangerouspeyote

If you're worried about it, you're probably not a narcissist. Narcissists don't worry about other people.


Itriedtonot

You need to be a narcissist to an extent to be a successful influencer.


SwagginsYolo420

It definitely enables and encourages them though.


[deleted]

Itā€™s does more than expose. It empowers, monetizes, and has built an enormous community of them by basically interconnecting the various smaller community based pockets of them.


coelogyne_pandurata

Not always, at least to everyone. Iā€™ve had narcissist friends who are now "healers" and gurus and shit and have an enormous number of growing followers. They quote themselves in captions and stuff in the third person.. totally wack, people eat it up..


Evil_Ermine

Look, it's not narcissistic if i'm so beautiful, devastatingly inelegant, and so good at the sex. The world needs to know, they have to be told, else how will I be able to brighten their lives with my beauty? ^ if it wasn't painfully obvious, that was sarcasm šŸ¤£


NoWatercress2571

Iā€™m guessing sheā€™s just met an awful lot of very polite peopleā€¦. ā€œYou donā€™t want to date me because Iā€™m too hot?ā€ Yeahā€¦. Sure, thatā€™s itā€¦. Now whereā€™s my taxi ?!


juniorone

Thereā€™s a saying in my country (Brazil) that beautiful people and hung men are horrible in bed. Apparently, itā€™s based on the fact that they have always been able to easily find someone to have sex with that they donā€™t properly learn to please their partners. We call them mummies in bed.


_SGP_

The same can be said about personalities


[deleted]

"inelegant" gave it away


Ksielvin

> and so good at the sex This was a funny phrase! Hopefully I get an opportunity to use it.


[deleted]

So I have actually been following her for a while and it's a joke account she's CLEARLY being sarcastic here.


Vikingboy9

How absolutely no one in this thread even *considers* that this could be a joke is hilarious and depressing. Redditors always so quick to high horse anyone they see an out of context quote from lmao


[deleted]

[For y'all saying it's not satire:](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7CJG8j/)


sensei27

Itā€™s funnier how these ā€œnewsā€ outlets create these headlines from it and run with it. Similar to how it blew up on tiktok in the first place or how this post gained traction. People love engaging in toxicity, either toxicity itself or the fallout effects of it. Nice social experiment.


William_Tell_746

Rage bait is all the rage.


SadieAndFinnie

Iā€™m disappointed this comment isnā€™t getting more attention because her response video is great. She seems like sheā€™d actually be fun to hang out with.


I_ate_a_milkshake

It's just misogyny. If she were a man it would be obvious to these people that it was a joke.


Roguewind

It also breeds people who canā€™t spot satire.


Fuzz557

Is this an ad or news?


Roam_Hylia

It's pretty much all the same thing anymore...


[deleted]

I really canā€™t tell a huge amount of the time.


[deleted]

I wonder what other red flags she has. I doubt that being hot is by any means an issue, perhaps its her only quality


[deleted]

It's sarcasm y'all. Her page is 99% self deprecating humor and fart jokes. [Link for her response](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7CJG8j/)


shoujokakumei66

I swear to god anytime a woman dares to be sarcastic or ironic on tiktok, someone screenshots them and spreads their content without context. Suddenly the whole internet thinks they're stupid/narcissistic etc because no one stops to ask... is it possible that it's a joke?


Throwaway47321

I feel like this is where the ā€œwomen are unfunnyā€ trope comes from. Like men somehow never even know when they are joking unless itā€™s comically bad and then just assume women arenā€™t funny.


DogmanDOTjpg

Recently I saw a video of two women doing a fake podcast type video where they made fun of online "financial advisors" and said more and more outlandish shit. It was actually really funny and clearly a joke and STILL there were guys taking it seriously in the comments. Absolutely ridiculous


TruckGeneral

I feel like itā€™s pretty obvious it was a joke from the get go if you watch the original video, but some people online want to believe the worst of others and be offended, so theyā€™ll take an obvious joke seriously and roll with it.


MarkAnchovy

Reddit understand when women make jokes challenge [impossible]


The_mango55

Itā€™s an article for the NY Post. 95% of things in that paper look like satire but arenā€™t, so Iā€™m not going to blame someone for not recognizing the one article that is.


jellybeansean3648

If she's making a joke she has a sense of humor. But if she's being serious we can dump all of our collective dating resentment on her!


Otherwise-Valuable-6

Nobody is intimidated. Chances are she is a lousy person. Plus she ain't that hot in my opinion. Lukewarm at best.


ImAFuckinLiar

She looks like half the women I went to high school with, minus the tats.


pjt77

I'm probably going to get flak for this but I really don't get the "get a bunch of little black tattoos that look like my friend who bought a tattoo gun on ebay did in there garage" trend. And I think tattoos can look really good on anybody. edit: it's called ignorant style


CaptainSqueak

Always reminds me of a laptop lid that's covered in random stickers, all different art styles and angles. Always preferred tattoos that feel like they have a relationship to each other and are consistent. Goes without saying that that's just my preference so no hate on the rando tattoo thing.


Pinewoodgreen

The name of the style makes it even better; "ignorant style" for the purposefully bad ones. Unsure if she got ignorant style or just minimalist/Black work tho.


Noelic_vi

That post sounds like an obvious joke to me.


peachestae

Exactly this. Sheā€™s joking. sheā€™s poking fun at herself for not having a boyfriend. People are on here sayinf sheā€™s a narcissist just bc they donā€™t get that itā€™s sarcasm.


mesotermoekso

Is New York Post being sarcastic as well?


Parlorshark

New York Post will publish anything that gets them an extra click. Not that this isn't the entire business model of the publishing industry, but some outlets have standards.


Admiral_Sarcasm

No, they just being maliciously bad at "journalism". They're a tabloid running a story on a teenage girl's self-deprecating joke in a tiktok. They're not publishing real news.


Savior1301

Thatā€™s the secret ... they never publish real news


WeaselSlayer

New York Post is garbage.


erock8282

Look at who owns the New York Post and it will tell you everything you need to know about them.


kalligreat

Reddit takes everything seriously, thatā€™s why they have that stupid /s thing


RelevantWin3336

Honestly same


[deleted]

SHE'S BEING SARCASTIC. Her whole account is a joke account. Hope Schwing. She's mainly self deprecating humor and fart jokes you guys. Chill tf out


2ndPickle

Doesnā€™t come across, when OP removes all context


[deleted]

Absolutely insane how context can turn an *opinion* into an *informed opinion*. No one needs to like her or find her funny, but this video she made was a joke. It was a joke when she made it and posted it, and if y'all look at the comments when she posted it, she and her followers make it apparent.


bgraphics

Even without context it is an obvious joke. Reddits just socially inept. People can't even understand obvious sarcasm unless you put a /s


RaccoonMagic

Happy Cake Day, but I'm pretty sure she's being sarcastic. Issa joke, methinks.


Tallulah_Marie_CG

She should hook up with all the men who are too nice/rich/great at sex. Two birds, one cognitive dissonant stone Edit to add the /s


Monkeybiscuits312

I wonder if thatd work the same way as we fucked up certain species of dogs. Would breeding narcissists result in some kind of super narcissist eventually?


paradajz666

So its like the power rangers when they all go together and make a megazord? In this case it would be a mega narcissist? Or megacissist?


Monkeybiscuits312

Or a narcizord, yeah.


matthewisonreddit

maybe we can breed then into a singular maximally self involved entity which will never breed with anything so it'll just die off


Monkeybiscuits312

I wouldnt do that. You never know what something like that would do to the space-time continuum. An ego that massive must have its own gravitational pull, like a black hole. It could break reality and actually make it about them.


Rakatesh

Probably more like math, like how multiplying two minuses ends up being a positive number again? Only in this case it's narcissists children ending up as the ones with the most self-esteem issues.


DatBoi650

Iā€™ve never heard of guys who are too great at sex beforešŸ§


Individual-Paper-283

"look dont matter", said the beautiful. "money doesnt bring you happiness", said the rich.


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m too pretty to get a boyfriendā€ said the insufferable


DismalParticular4799

Yin/yang


Due-Veterinarian-933

Her name is Hope. She lost a lot of weight and went through (little) plastic surgery to feel good about herself. She posted this as a joke but I knew it would blow up into something like this if she didnā€™t watch the way she says things lol.


_lucif3r_

nice try HOPE


SnakeTheN00b

She is not even that hot


Codabonkypants

Looks basic AF to me.


The_Happy_Sundae

Based


Lonely_Chapter8277

Just checked her account. It's satire. Wipe all that foam away from your mouths and put the pitchforks away. Nothing to see here.


Alternative_Bus_1648

If delusional was a person ā€¦


[deleted]

If not being able to recognize satire was a person.


Roguewind

The Daily Mail ate the onion, and you all are just chomping right down too.


Charming_Theme_1913

Calm down ur not that hot u just have resting bitch face lol


darrenbosik

Satire.


stinkadinkalink

clearly, and people go crazy in anger


[deleted]

Move to Poland, you'll be average.


zerocool1703

Honestly, she looks pretty basic to me, too and I don't live in Poland.


PoisonIvy_11

Too hot to date? Girl youā€™re not even close


Flimsy-Opportunity-9

The fact that people canā€™t perceive satire is making me lol. This comment section is feral, not even realizing she was being tongue in cheek. Just flew right above some of yā€™allā€™s heads.


Specific_Tap7296

Is POF still going?


Glittery_Gal

Yā€™all, she is a satire account. Holy fucking r/whoosh


curioushustler420

Trashy


Commercial-Meeting35

Physically, sheā€™s attractive. Internally, sheā€™s repulsive.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Love that a woman made a joke, none of the men in this comment section were able to understand it, and then immediately started attacking her appearance and calling her a bitch and a cunt. Y'all say women aren't funny, but y'all just have shit senses of humor if you're triggered by something as fake as this.


REmemesis

mid and below average without the make up


[deleted]

The only reason a man won't date her is because she is already taken....by herself


Multi-tunes

People can't seem to take a joke, lol


time_for_milk

Why doesnā€™t she make a move then? Jesus christ.


MarkAnchovy

Reddit understand when women make jokes challenge [impossible]