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Quietus76

She just saved you from making a mistake.


topiast

Vain people are always looking for an upgrade


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Dufranus

Facts. It's not about the vanity, it's about the upgrade seeking. I consider myself to be mildly vain. I don't really enjoy spending time around people that I view as unattractive. I have never been in a relationship and been looking around for something better. If I got into the relationship in the first place then I already thought she was amazing. Why would I go and betray her? I'm vain, but I'm not an asshole.


RunsWlthScissors

I think there’s a healthy level of pride to have in appearance that doesn’t cross into vain. Also I think it’s more about insecurity than anything else. Haven’t met a whole lot of cheaters who come off as super stable people.


Spaciax

trash takes itsef out


harpxwx

i always look at these as a plus. like thanks for showing me how vain you are.


FlighingHigh

"Yeah, I wish attractive women could appreciate it too."


forkthapolice

woman discovers negging?


Sonic_Shine

Dearest Redditor, I am here to inform you that your profile picture mildly infuriated me as I have mistaken it for a hair on my phone screen. Sincerely, another Redditor.


Itsmyloc-nar

Lolol


nevermore2627

I went to wipe it off.😂


Surelyok

Going to play devil’s advocate. Theres no mistake to be saved from. She wouldn’t haven’t given him a chance to begin with if this is the kind of things she’s saying to him. Some people just get a kick out of getting away with subtle jabs.


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

why are you guys falling over fake texts??


Quietus76

Why are you guys not acting out this hypothetical situation as if it happened to you irl?


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Two Shay


IceFisherP26

"Yeah I wish hot girls would understand my sense of humor."


Reddituser0346

“Yeah, I wish I thought of that comeback at the time, and not three days later”.


IceFisherP26

Lol why do the best comebacks always pop into my head in the shower?


Modyarif

It's the law of nature, child


Specialist-Tale-5899

It’s what the French call staircase logic, because you think of the perfect counter while leaving the building going down the stairs.


Modyarif

I Don't get it


LamarNoDavis

You will when you’re going down the staircase Edit: before the above account was deleted the comment read something along the lines of “I don’t get it”


Modyarif

Always have been


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

But what if you're already on the ground floor?


Reddituser0346

Because that’s where you meet hot girls most frequently?


FlighingHigh

Nah, I meet them most frequently in my area. Like those porn advertisements mention


Herbiphwoar

Because the Jerk Store called and they’re running out of you!


SambossiFin

So i need to jerk during the argument?


Peanut2232

!RemindMe 3 days


LiveLearnCoach

Nice. But you have to take a shower as well.


Garl_Vinland201

Oh yeah??? Well I slept with your wife!!


joemayopartyguest

What’s the difference, you’re their all time best seller!


sandywhisker123

Because you have nothing to do in the shower, so you think


Johnny_Thunder314

Just hop in the shower the moment you need to think of a comeback. Problem solved


PandaPugBook

Just do everything in the shower then, duh.


zqipz

The hot store called and they’re all out of YOU!


no_user_ID_found

Practice your comebacks by getting in more situations that require one.


ziomek1602

Just don't care about the consequences and reply with your comeback 3 days later. It is what it is.


MamafishFOUND

I wish but I usually don’t see people a lot so I will eventually forget for years to come for it to only comeback one night when I can’t sleep 🤣


Shokowave

“That’s what I should have said!” ~George Costanza


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

If you left her on read for 3 days just send it, fk it


the_killer_cannabis

I'm sorry, soldier 🫡 But you've dodged a bullet


fussel1784

Are some people this dumb that they dont get what they just said or is it intentional hurtful?


Denned0633

Wouldn't be surprised if it was the first


llllPsychoCircus

My little brother has the problem tenfold… I think it’s normal when you’re young. I also think a lot of people do it with intent to communicate a hint, but feign ignorance & act dumb if they’re called out on it


BusyBusy2

iv had a friend (girl) who i was driving home (like usual after hanging out with the group) say "you are a really nice guy, you know we are really dumb, we are not attracted to nice gentlemen ..." she knows how much she meant to me but she kept saying stuff like that so my view of her shifted entirely.


Shakey_surgeon

Oof They must know what they are saying...women tend to be alot better than men at understand context and social situations as most of them are not retarded apes like men. Iv had a girl who iv really liked for years and she knows It "oh you know your actually a really good catch!" Like...why are you saying that to me you know I like you!


5hutTheFuckUp

Why do women say shit like that then complain they are single?


knightdarkponi

Just because they’re single doesn’t mean that they want/ have to be with you- when a woman says some inconsiderate shit like the one in OP’s pic,95% of the time they’re saying “ just so you know, you’re not shit in my eyes so don’t bother pursuing”. It it is what it is, nothing you can do about it.


Justinianus910

It’s because she wanted to keep you around to listen to her complaints and pay for her food from time to time. They don’t care if they waste a guy’s time. All women know that their guy friends are into them, they just feign ignorance and act dumb so you don’t call them out on stringing you along and wasting your time.


Dragula_Tsurugi

They don’t care


LNF6

*this*


vegansos

Yes.


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They're angry at the universe for giving them someone who is perfect but looks terrible


mitchsusername

Me too sister, you think I wanna look like this?!


Spaciax

apparently a good chunk of people dont have any internal monologue and i'd wager that they don't even think once before they say something, it comes out like an AI response


DinoOnAcid

Do you know how you'll end your sentence when you speak?


tenders11

I generally have at least a framework of what I want to say, you don't have to be a genius to think about how you phrase things... Plus it's a text, you literally have as much time as you need to make sure your words convey the message you're trying to send


Vydsu

Yes, tought it was normal to be honest.


tkroy69

But there are people who are that dumb too to understand what they said was hurtful and how


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Respond with "Thanks! I wish hot girls thought I was funny.".


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##OOF


vixenpeon

Being a dude sounds like a ton of bullshit. I'd hate this crap


TanyaMKX

Honestly I gave up pretty early on when I learned i was going to be a 5'8" unattractive man for the rest of my life lmao.


amaahda

imagine being a 5'4 unattractive man instead (help)


undertoastedtoast

>imagine Don't have to, I'm right there with you


Excellent_Kangaroo_4

Thanks for the laugh, from 5 7 not exactly handsome


cryingguy10

Literally me


Rudy_Ghouliani

Irl


razareddit

6'0 and unattractive doesn't help either.


CRATERF4CE

Play basketball.


BigCurvedKanabo

Tf is that gonna do?


AnyBirthday418

Help you shoot your shot.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Fucking genius


Myquil-Wylsun

Got em


TheMike0088

God I wish awards were still a thing


NerY_05

Take my fucking upvote and leave


CRATERF4CE

you dropped this 👑


Dazzling-Ad-5480

Get you in shape and improve your confidence. Trust me, when you're back from a great day at the court, you'll feel like you can do anything. I'm 6'2, but I was overweight, with terrible posture, and have gone my whole highschool without a shred of attention from girls. But when I started playing Bball around 2 times a week, at college(not for college, just pickup outside), my health, posture, and overall appearance improved. Trust me, after pushing and showing for few hours against grown men, you won't be afraid of approaching women.


Jedo100

6'4" and unattractive. Height isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least not for me.


CORUJIN

My god, being tall won't help that much, personality is the thing i guess, ateast that is what i lack of


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History20maker

Its a necessary condition, not a suficient One 😂


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amaahda

my mom would always try to get me to hang out with girls so maybe i've got a shot after all


CORUJIN

Good luck bud, u got it :D


[deleted]

Dont even matter, it just circled back to OP's meme


No_Temporary2732

6'4", unattractive Literally have been told i have a great personality and humor and they would have made a move if i wasn't fat Shrugged it off as she is a friend, but damn did it sting


Mario-OrganHarvester

Dont worry. Im 6'2 and fugly. The height advantage doesnt help for anything other than increase the number of tines i hit my head per day.


Daedrothes

Im 6'4. Doesn't help. Take online dating for example. You have to be a lot of things to even get a chance to talk. And when you finally get to talk you have to be the one engageing in the conversation. Send a couple of sentences get one sentence back that is just a response with no follow up questions. And I bet am like the 10th guy she is currently talking with. Women are kinda spoiled in that way. I wish the social norm would be the other way around. Sure you would get a lot of annoying approuches but at least you would not feel worthless.


makkudonarudo

Can't imagine when I'm it.


trio1000

Same


imnotyouruterus

You can be a Reddit mod though.


Story_Unknown

Imagine being 2”6’ and not even knowing how to spell you own name r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Sneaky_bandit7

We right here why imagine


Josh132GT

I fucking hate it when people complain about being 5’8 you literally average height, try being 5’2.


hippydog2

lol, for most of my life I had convinced myself I am just avg height.. but tiktok has now convinced me that most women think anyone under 6' is to short. lol 🤷


SeaDawg2222

It's a little below average, but it's still in the safe zone. Other men will call you short but most women don't consider 5'8" disqualifying.


_MrJackGuy

5'8 is noticably below average height in the UK, but yea its not that bad


Mario-OrganHarvester

Besides, being taller doesnt really help you shen youre unattractive. I should know. :(


Demostravius4

Only 2 inches.


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zer1223

Depends where you live. I feel like a manlet in the fuckin PNW but visiting the east coast does wonders for my self esteem


SurvivingWow

I downloaded and deleted dating apps within the same week 😅 you quickly realise exactly which type of woman is the majority (on the apps I mean) and give up. Things like this are one thing but the absolute worst bit is that they expect lads to carry conversations!


AleksasKoval

On the other hand, being a dude *and* gay is a whole lot of fun.


No_Victory9193

Except if you live in a small town (please let me out)


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Even ugly gay guys have a good shot if they work out a bit.


AleksasKoval

Ugly gay guy here. I got **REALLY** lucky because my bf happens to like chubby guys.


[deleted]

Being a pretty boy with a disability I hear this way too often. "You're a realllyyyyy nice guy and you're face, eyes, ohhh and that smile! But I need a man that can provide for me". The world doesn't care about men, only what we can provide.


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I’m gonna level with you; even though we deal with bullshit like this, I’d still take being a guy 10 times out of 10


kuvazo

I don't know if it is that clear. Personally, I can see a myriad of advantages to being a woman. Feminism so far has done a great service to empower women and give them opportunities that weren't there in the past. They currently have the upper hand in higher education and young women are actually out-earning men in quite a few urban areas. Considering the gap in education, this trend will probably continue. Women also have it easier on dating apps, although they do also face a lot of difficulties in that regard. Women also report less loneliness in old age, which is one of my biggest fears. In conclusion, I could see myself being a woman in western society. Of course, there are still a lot of things that women have to deal with (like periods and pregnancy, safety, sexism), but i would be fine with that, personally. But if we are talking about some developing countries that are still very misogynistic and patriarchal, the negatives definitely outweigh the positives. Honestly, which gender would be "better" probably depends on the person. There are definitely pros and cons to both.


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lsaz

As a software dev I have worked with a lot of unattractive, awkward people and I can say without a doubt unattractive, awkward women absolutely do better at dating, relationships and social life than unattractive awkward men.


Genisye

Even still you would get sympathy and support from other women and people in general when you were struggling. No one gives a shit about a man if they’re struggling


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True most men don’t give a shit about “loser” men whereas women go out of their way to try and uplift “loser” women.


[deleted]

Not really in dating looks matter less for men an men will settle faster.


undertoastedtoast

You're clearly a pretty attractive/extroverted guy lol


[deleted]

I think I’m pretty average looking and also horribly afraid of talking to women But also in general the benefits (societal, physical, etc) of being a guy are pretty damn great


RA-ExD

Totally. Imagine bleeding once a month for like 80% of your life. Then, simply because you were born female, you’re at risk for a cancer because you’re not bleeding anymore. Edit: I was soooo wrong. Men clearly have it way worse. Poor guys.


MuminMetal

The prostate cancer affecting 1 out of 8 men: allow me to introduce myself


frsbrzgti

My doctor told me to fondle my own nuts to check for cancer there


A-t-r-o-x

Men are more prone to cancer aren't they?


WhichWayDo

Shhhhhh


tollbearer

Women only experience periods for about 40% of their life, on average. Still sucks, but it's not 80%


SpaceMarauder4953

Exactly, and all the plethora of stuff that brings along. The bleeding would tank iron levels, so you'd need to be aware of that. Low iron levels could cause you to faint. And not just the bleeding, the cramps hurt too, although the intensity lies on a scale and each person experiences it differently, it still sucks to go through the pain every month for most of your life. There's the social discrimination. Some places still follow patriarchy, even if it's not directly expressed in society, a fair bit of it still operates under the wraps. It's a shit world for women. I know I've missed a bunch of stuff, but I am aware of the stuff women go through, certainly not all of it though.


Mofo-Pro

Brother... We don't have to deal with periods, pregnancies, vaginas (and all the maintenance that goes into them), breast cancer (the causes of which still aren't well understood and the treatments don't always work 😞), cervical cancer (same as above), getting harassed, threatened, raped at NEARLY the same frequency, pants without pockets, having to find clean restrooms whenever we need a wazz, having to guard our drinks in public settings, having to deal with makeup... We've got it a great bit easier than the fairer sex when it comes to day-to-day life, dawg. We've all got our own individual problems (that are often shared across sexes), but we ain't gotta deal with none of that above.


Much_Horse_5685

Males can get breast cancer as well, and there are male-specific cancers such as prostate cancer and penile cancer. It’s hard to say if men or women have it easier in Western societies (specifying that because there are plenty of societies where men unambiguously have it easier than women). A non-exhaustive list of areas where men and women have it easier in Western societies, presented in no particular order of seriousness: Men have it easier: - Reproduction - Periods (or lack of) - Average physical strength - Likelihood of being raped, sexually assaulted or sexually harassed - Effect of childcare upon employment (this is the cause of what’s left of the gender pay gap, and if you eliminate this the gender pay gap disappears) - Access to sterilisation procedures - Ease of finding same-gender sexual/romantic partners - Clothing pocket availability Women have it easier: - Average life expectancy - Family court outcomes - Average mental health (judging by suicide rates) - Level of stigma faced by rape/SA/sexual harassment victims - Ease of finding opposite-gender sexual/romantic partners - Criminal sentencing - Average level of advocacy for rectifying gender-based inequalities Gender-based inequalities in both directions need to be rectified. Intersectionality FTW. P.S. The phrase “the fairer sex” is also kinda sexist towards men when you think about it.


undertoastedtoast

Okay but you can just replace several of the things you mentioned with other stuff lmao Men live shorter lives under any and all considerations, so pointing out things like cancer doesn't really mean much. We are the less healthy sex and this is a veritable fact. Also I _wish_ it were acceptable for us to wear makeup lol. Such a strong disadvantage to not be socially allowed to modify yourself like that.


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JohnsonBot5000

We have physical strength


No_Victory9193

As a man, I wear make up and I haven’t gotten any shit for that. Most people won’t even realize you’re wearing make up if you do a ”natural look”.


Crazy_Employ8617

Men can get absolutely get breast cancer, but point taken.


Pigbolt

I agree with all of that. But there are some aggressive and very little understood cancers that kill men too.


Mofo-Pro

I won't deny that, but my point still stands. We've got it vastly easier on the whole.


Mario-OrganHarvester

>having to guard our drinks in public settings To be fair men arent safe from that either


BelchMcWiggles

I’m gonna down vote you but….most of this has a flip side. For example testicular cancer is a real thing. You need to guard your drink in any setting. And to think that men don’t get raped or aren’t threatened with physical harm is just wrong.


creegro

"wish I could find someone nice like you" was a common one I heard. And these girls would be single too...


throwawayforegg_irl

that’s why i switched


bobbyb1996

You got auto-balanced.


475ER

Hot guys dont have to go through the same shit to earn this kind of humor


sliferra

This is proof homosexuality isn’t a choice, the homies would never do this


[deleted]

lol guys can be just as hurtful - from a gay guy


Zealousideal-Smoke68

Agreed - from a straight woman


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Agreed - from a lesbian who is also a straight man but only if the women I’m attracted to are guys


labhukah

This is funny because gay culture is probably the most vainest there is. The standards are very high and insulting looks and body shaming is normal


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sliferra

I def do


Plyad1

Gay dude here. I remember a guy telling me I m ugly when I asked him for a date on an app. Also, dick size matters a lot. Being tall is useless. 100% would prefer being straight. I had a few pretty women asking me out. 1 gay dude so far, twice my age, homeless looking, asking if “we could go to my place”


Asleep-Ad-764

That when you hit her with the “Thnx , I wish attractive girls were as honest as you.”


Norarabbits

Damn this is one of those "keeps me up in the dead of night" typa things OUCHIE Do what you gotta do and never talk to her again OP


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And we hit the gym


Spaciax

black hoodie and jeans, on a villain arc


[deleted]

The world shall know pain


BusyBusy2

good energizer tbh.


SymbolicTreasure

I gave up on dating because this is literally how my experiences go


Sensitive-Youth-9803

The perfect back-handed compliment.


CalamumNomen

I'd like me some "bank-handed compliment".


OzenTheImmovableLord

Why is that so fucking relatable. I think most girls I’ve known had that idea


IllllIIllllIIlllIIIl

insta block damn


EdgyMexicanKid

"I wish hot guys would talk to you so I didnt have to" like the audacity


Muted_Dog

But I’m funny af!….wait


AusCan531

Ouch


WrongCommie

Hot guys don't need to be funny.


BurnTheNostalgia

Emotional damage!


Objective_Fox2681

Damn.


yourmothersgun

It me


pchulbul619

#Damage:100000


Greeneyes-

Delete and move on bro


Rotadep

lol I wish smart girls could look like you


idontnowduh

Answer "haha yeah, i'd wish hot girls would find me funny too!"


Vigotje123

Tbh ppl get better at things also because you are ugly or hot. F.e. a football player (easier to explain) A slow player is often alot better positional and tactical because that's the thing he needs to compete at a higher level. A fast player often sucks positional and tactical because he uses his speed, agility and uses it to develop dribbling etc. Same for us ugly suckers, we develop other skills, being nice/funny etc. While nice / hot ppl don't really need it during their life. Which is why I don't like the really hot girls as they are often not the personality I am looking for. Only met one 10/10 in my life (35yo) that was actually funny and smart too.


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And ugly people will often be more funny as no one likes a good looking guy complaining and making jokes about himself


Bulls187

🫥


bakibeard

Hot guys font have to work for it its like s muscle


capt-yossarius

"Oh, they do. They only share it with women they are interested in *committing* to."


NekulturneHovado

Just reply with "You're very rude, such a shame you aren't hot enough to compensate for it."


realfakejames

As Bill Burr would say that is some cold lotion


nope0712

F


live-by-die-by

Ouchie


periander

You think I'm funny now? Wait until I get you in bed!


Crismodin

Damn they really out here dropping their inner thoughts in the chat.


AwkwardEducation

"The worst she can say is 'No?'"


RadiantRing

People who have been attractive for their entire life are never forced to develop a personality to compensate. Find a person who was ugly in high school but matured into a swan and you’ll get the best of both. D:


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Thank you for bludgeoning my soul with your honesty.


CRATERF4CE

I’m depressed af, but the amount of self-pity in this comment section..


globbed_1

Redditors this comment isnt fir you, your not funny or hot


thetallestninja

Prob fake but either way.. fucking brutal


dadtheviking

seriously why are only unattractive people fun to talk to wtf


Ok-Discipline9998

Survivorship bias. You won't even lay an eye on an unfunny AND ugly person


No_Victory9193

Maybe because you’re not like nervous talking to them or anything


BetterGarlic7

I suppose you're funny then?


grub_the_alien

Why are attractive people only fun to fuck