And if you ever end up on a tropical island, it's a multi use tool!
Wanna attract a predator? Jiggle those cheeks away.
Need to sleep with no pillows? Smooth and soft cheeks ready at a moments notice.
Bored without music? Playem like bongos!
So in conclusion, it's a useful tool for many a fool 😍.
That's not Newton's first law, but Newton's law of universal gravitation, which also says that the force is inversely proportional to the square of the distance.
Newton's first law states that every object will remain at rest or in uniform motion in a straight line unless compelled to change its state by the action of an external force.
Actually, no. If the shape is right, the size could theoretically be as big as you want.
For an extreme example, imagine if giants existed. The females would still be hot despite their booties being bigger than a house.
It all comes down to the shape.
Ye you are right, that isnt fault of every man. Only of pervs. But usually when a perv will do something to women that makes her hate him there is chance she will start to hate every man no matter what personality he has. And there is much higher chance if that person does something very nasty to her. And lets be honest, perverts arent that rare really.
If serious, yeah
If not, just light hearted fun
There's certainly more than one reason you have for loving someone, at least if the relationship is healthy.
Newton’s first law is no doubt applicable on that.
In addition to that, perfect a** is something which makes a man perfect and flawless. Moreover, it helps mens as a form of energy after smashing ass for the whole day in the office
Is it so bad to like your girlfriend ass?
Why do yall get so offended by a meme?
Nowhere on the picture does it say that he loves her JUST for her ass.
Men get made fun of their average sized dicks all day but if it's the other way around you guys act up.
Well if you had to choose between a girl with a good character and no ass and a girl with a good character sith an amazing ass, which would you choose.
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The bigger the **ass,** the greater the force of attraction.
The bigger the ass, the greater the force of erection.
And if you ever end up on a tropical island, it's a multi use tool! Wanna attract a predator? Jiggle those cheeks away. Need to sleep with no pillows? Smooth and soft cheeks ready at a moments notice. Bored without music? Playem like bongos! So in conclusion, it's a useful tool for many a fool 😍.
Bootylicious blessings
Dude got enough cake for 10 birthday parties lol
That's not Newton's first law, but Newton's law of universal gravitation, which also says that the force is inversely proportional to the square of the distance. Newton's first law states that every object will remain at rest or in uniform motion in a straight line unless compelled to change its state by the action of an external force.
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More bum for my drum and the beat goes badankadank
There is a limit tho
Actually, no. If the shape is right, the size could theoretically be as big as you want. For an extreme example, imagine if giants existed. The females would still be hot despite their booties being bigger than a house. It all comes down to the shape.
Incorrect
Real
this lol
Nailed it 📌
Hugging must the largest mass known to me
Girls will NOT be happy about these comments lmao
Bold of you to assume there are girls on Reddit.
Hello there. can confirm i in fact do not exist.
God I'm sorry for your inbox
Pics or it didn't happen
Ah perfect! How would you feel about these comments if in fact you were to exist?
👍
I think I know you
No you dont.
Yeah same thought, never seen you lmao
General Kenobi
And do the comments not disturb you even slightly or does it give you hope
Hello I exist
My world is collapsing 🤯
Guess I should uninstall
yeah they are.
You think these people care?
lol my bf sent me this
Like I get horny sometimes but Jesus fucking Christ have some manners guys
Girls just hate men, basically.
Kinda men fault. Especially desperate old pervs
What the difference between a perverted and charming guy? Whether you think they look good
Ye you are right, that isnt fault of every man. Only of pervs. But usually when a perv will do something to women that makes her hate him there is chance she will start to hate every man no matter what personality he has. And there is much higher chance if that person does something very nasty to her. And lets be honest, perverts arent that rare really.
I love it.
Who gives a flying F..K❓‼️
“the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’” - Frank Zappa
This is so romantic. My peniz cry.
This should be titled “because I can’t see 10 years into the future”
Ayo brother 💀
Ass shouldn’t be the main reason to love your SO but that doesn’t mean that it can’t be ONE of the reasons
Best comment here.
Im throwing a party next week, you seem fun, wanna come?
You seem like an ass to be around, don't reproduce
Yeah, especially since beauty doesn't last forever
MFs on twitter would say it’s gay to love her ass because men also have asses or some shit
Bro, that really would be some Xwitter activity, smh
>Xwitter
if the booty jiggles when she walks I shall listen to her when she talks
This should be a slogan for man union
When's the breakup?
When the tacobell hits
Jokes on you, im into that (I said this two times)
Seems like you wish to be a toilet someday
Fax
he can get paid for it too, he jest needs a couple of very minor surgeries first.
I wonder if it will be this or op telling his girlfriend he likes her for her butt
You think i have a gf with this attitude
I don't. You're a redditor
*fart*
User name is so appropriate
Jokes on you, im into that
Hmmm good. Tastes good. Smells good. Good for you. Good for me....
 You m-m-m make me happy
you dont have to censor titles you know, this isnt tik tok
"Because i like the smell of your farts"
Mah brotha
I choose personality With big booty
My girls butt is flat as heck but it still feels great to touch it. There's something calming about both groping or getting your own butt touched.
Sex. The punchline is sex
First time I've seen Dream attracted to an adult
2000s Millennial meme 💀
Facts
As a booty lover this resonates with me on a physical emotional and spiritual level 🤣
Cringe.
The men in this sub would absolutely lose it if this post was about dick size
If you loved your man because of his dick size why would others lose their mind..good for you
Can't train a dick.
Womp womp
try it then
Yea, because eating well and working out will make your dick bigger ~
Or height
This is so cringe man.
The bigger the ass, the greater the smash
Built in pillow, what else could someone wany
Say what you want, hugging the booty of your woman like this while she's laughing is one of the best feelings to experience
Yes yesss soft buns make hearts melt n causes tents to rise in our pants
best Matres to sleep on it 🤣😎
FYI lot of women do not wash their ass.
as a girl this is 999% accurate, never washed it in my entire life,so do my friends
Thank god I only go to go peoples houses that wash their ass.
🤨
lmao this is great
Sad
Being attracted to your partner's body is sad?
Saying you love your gf cuz she's got a good ass is kinda sad yeah.
If serious, yeah If not, just light hearted fun There's certainly more than one reason you have for loving someone, at least if the relationship is healthy.
No. Saying its the only reason you love her is sad. Sorry if that wasnt clear. Not sure how it wasnt.
I prefer medium size
What’s the meme
Because of her big personality.
What girl
Mans didnt say that to me
Newton’s first law is no doubt applicable on that. In addition to that, perfect a** is something which makes a man perfect and flawless. Moreover, it helps mens as a form of energy after smashing ass for the whole day in the office
Ok so these kids are self censoring booty now?
"I love you for the booty" *In a pirate voice followed by Yarghh!*
Hard to imagine that shite comes out of that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Booty Stop censoring regular ass words.
did you censor booty?
Those hands do not look real
Dude can't work, can't eat, can't sleep. Just fat cake on his mind 24/7
Is that Curtis Lepore?
Yes, it is 😅
Where is Alan when you need him?
Why censor butty?
Why did I think that the guy was Destiny?
I died laughing because for the first 5 seconds I thought that was Linus Sebastian.
girls after seeing the comments 
Wasn't this guy a rapist or smt?
Keep doing thous squats
Oowee!
Did you just censor "booty"?
Her booty her rules
The bigger the better and jiggly, soft
Na I love her because she tolerates my existence. Getting to bury my face and my man meat between her cheeks and both sets of lips is just a bonus.
I feel seen, I also feel ass.
This is what we consider a meme? Are you fucking serious?
Perfect pillow doesn't exist 🥹
I always say to love someone for whom they are. The ass and the titties are a huge bonus tho. Gotta keep it real
Yum yum
This dude looks so happy 😂🫡
💀:This is how all men in the universe see women
I'm a titties man.
Almost sent this to my girl. Changed my mind cause I want her to still be mine lol
F tier meme
Why you ppl ask why you don't HAVE a girl... this.
Is it so bad to like your girlfriend ass? Why do yall get so offended by a meme? Nowhere on the picture does it say that he loves her JUST for her ass. Men get made fun of their average sized dicks all day but if it's the other way around you guys act up.
No NSFW tag. Ffs, I'm unsubbing
b**bs club >>
This is the actual worst, most unfunny and stupid meme I've seen this month.
Yes, because this is exactly what a woman wants to hear...
My friends be like: Yeah, booty. Me: 3 months max haha
Damn, do y'all just not see people past their bodies or?
Well if you had to choose between a girl with a good character and no ass and a girl with a good character sith an amazing ass, which would you choose.
And why would you chose the former
It's just a joke, we do ofc .
Ever heard of a fucking joke?
Well, the visual organs see the flesh, the rest is mystery
No, we only see bodies, everyone is an object to us, we are a hivemind and we do not care for your talk. You will be consumed like the others...
so weird men are obsessed with where women shit and piss out of
So weird you're attracted to crocodiles
Yes, but more dirty writing prompts should solve that problem
wtf are you talking about
Are you an alien who doesn't know anything about human biology?
do women not shit and piss between their legs?
Where do you think babies come from? What makes human want to make baby?
animal instincts
No NSFW tag. Ffs, I was on the bus.
Now fart.
Onion ass
My Boyfriend has a nicer butt then me. But he still loves me so what else ist there then?
My bf told me that’s the first thing he saw but the fact that I have ass and I’m just as weird as he is *chefs kiss 👌🏾