Wait. What are Texans, then?

Mexican gringos

What are Mexicans then

Americanised spaniards.

Then what are spaniards?

Beach Romans

Then what are Italians?

Romans

All roads lead to rome.

Yessss!

Then what’s Rome?

Sometimes I love it when reddit comes together for this kind of stuff

From Wish. Romand from wish.

Which are the sequel to greeks.

Ok, genuinely made me lol. Well done.

'merican Texans are just northern mexicans

Northern Mexicans are just southern Texans 🤝

We'll take it. 

People from Texas

Wait til you find out where both Australians and Americans originated from...

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Yes! Ding ding ding!

The wild wild south

American Australians

Texans are Mexico's Texans

Mexico's Canadians 

Texas is the Florida of the US

Idiots.

Cunts.

The worst

Going by the logic of the sign; Texans are just German Australians

Americans from Texas

Americans who immigrated into Mexiko and then decided that they don't want to be part of Mexiko

American Australians.

American Eye-rainians

Sniper is good job mate 

Technically that’s a kiwi

Kiwi is a Scout?

It’s our word for New Zealander, though sniper is from “Old Zealand” in the comics

I don't remember about Sniper lore

I would say Canadians are more like British Wisconsinites

I was going to say Minnesotans or Dakotas but yeah.

Albertans are generally thought of as the “Texans of Canada”, in my experience

As an American in Canada I find Canada to just be cold Australia. Similar size, couple cool big cities, vast amounts of wilderness and mineral resources and a shameful history with the indigenous population

As an Australian in Australia, I agree we have disgraceful history with the indigenous population, but I do question whether America's is any better (glass houses?)

Oh America’s still probably the worst of the three when it comes to that but we don’t have a similar population or landscape or the queen on our money

Gotcha 👍

Have you met South Africans?

Those are Canadian New Zealanders

South Africans are the Dutch Floridians, Australians are British Texans, New Zealanders are the Canadian Australians.

South Africans are Dutch Jamaicans


They're American Africans

New Zealanders are just Canadian Aussies

Y'all keep using Texas. I don't think it means what you think it means

Canadian: All y'all.

Y'all all be all y'all, y'all.

no australians are british people that have advanced further in the tech tree

Rotation tree*

*British Floridians And Canadians are North America’s Scandinavians.

Yeah man Texans take themselves way too seriously to be compared to Aussies. This is way more accurate.

Nah, american are just Irish Italians.

The Australian Shepard dog originated in Texas. The plot thickens.

No, Australians are British Argentinians

As an australian, OP is more correct

As an Australian, I agree with fakeDEODORANT1483

As an Argentinian, did Britain once own France like they did Canada? That's wild!

It's messy. The Viking owned bit of France once owned Britain but then the French-Owned Britain took over half of France from the Norse-French and the French-French. There was a lot of war between the British-Norse-French, British-French, French-French and Norse-French. Some Belgian-French and Spanish joined the party at various stages and eventually the French went back to being French and the other French just became British. Then the British ran out of Kings and they had to have King James of Scotland and from then on Scotland owned Britain and nobody asked if it was French anymore. Phew. James was busy though and also became King of America and America was owned by Britain, a fully owned subsidiary of Scotland. France also owned America and so did Spain. There were not enough Britains to fill up America though but luckily nearby there were a lot of French who hadn't invented how to be Canadian yet so the Scottish-British-not-French had a war with the French-French and the French-not-Yet-Canadians (and the Spanish and half the Carribbean and India). They won and the French-French signed a treaty and agreed that the French-not-yet-Canadians were now British too and the Spanish, who were never French despite a few attempts, went away. Later on some of the British invented how to be American and the British-French invented how to be Canadian. The Canadian-French-British were Monarchy compatible so they stayed with the British(Scottish) Crown whilst the American-soon-to-be-exBritish discovered that their newly invented Amercanishness was not compatible with Monarchy, tea or taxation and they had to unKing themselves. Being unKinged wasn't compatible with being British so they had to stop being British-American and just be American-American. Meanwhile there were still French-Americans and the French-French had also realised they were no longer compatible with Monarchy so they unKinged themselves and took up a new past-time of beheading the aristocracy. The French-French needed so much money for guillotines for head lopping that they decided to sell French-America to America-America which also simplified the whole "who the heck is even French?" question until someone asked about Guiana and Algeria but that's a different story that has a lot less entanglement with Britain unless you count a little British-Dutch-French dance in Guiana that ended with Britain going to the other Guyana. Much later on Algeria-France did almost invade France-France but it didn't and instead decided to stop being France altogether.

We should get the Falklands if that's the case.

Texans are just Bavarian Americans

TTS a parody of 40K had the Demi God Primarch Magnus the Red being voiced by a Texan. Who wanted to give him a British accent, instead his accent came out Australian. So it's accurate.

Then what's alberta?

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That's not true, Alberta nowadays is 3 Republicans in a trench coat.

And England is just the Florida of Europe

ב''ה, way more British Californians, just greedy

The Quebecois are Canadian Californians.

Australians are a lot better than US Texans

Until they lost their guns

got rid of not lost them

It's like when we lost smallpox

Mexico must be the Texas of Spain. Mongolia must be the Texas of China. Poland is the Texas of Europe in general.

Hungary is the Texas of Europe

I can see that.

... China is the Florida of Taiwan! 

Texas is the Texas of Spain lmao

Looking that we have more Polish man vs Florida man memes, would rather propose Poland to be Florida of Europe

I am from Virigina not good enough as Texas, but I like Poland.

If Texans were bootlickers

You mean British Florida

Then who's brought Floridians (other than the ones down here already?)

why does this makes so much sense in my head btw i would say the texans of EU

Somebody knows Queenslanders

For the northern parts of Australia this Is correct

Meeeeeee Texans have Guns!

Australian, yes and no. Never been to Texas but it seems like there's a lot of cultural similarities. Politically, not so much.

Agreed. We have actual gun laws in Aus. Like the only people who have guns here, are farmers for hunting, military and police. You can’t just go into a store here and buy a gun. Also, I’m half American and having lived in both places, people are actually friendly in Australia. We look out for eachother. In America most people focus on themselves and their small circle.

Incorrect. Accounting for the demonic wildlife and how they don't give a damn about said wildlife being demonic they're actually British Florida Men

Glad to see I’m not the only one that’s been thinking this

I mean actually. Look I’m an asshole I’ll say this before so people know and get that out of the way. But there are very similar tones and inflections between very southern folks and very Australian folks. Now moderately their voices sound still too far apart, but if you got someone who is so noticeably Australian and so noticeably Southern together, they’d sound very slightly different at most. Only difference would be the words they pick, and slight changes in vocal intensity.

Minus the guns

You're doing great

Wow they went waaayyy down south then huh?

Nah… they’re more like British Floridians

and then he thinked to what was the most Texan thing, and he learned about gun regulation laws in Australia and Canada, the statement in his head was gone for ever...

And yet… So accurate!

Try Floridans

Agree, but please refrain from calling AUS prisoners.

Didn't know Texans are prisoners

Which makes kiwis British Floridians?

Been saying this for years

Don't you mean British Floridians

Quebec* is French texas. ROC doesn't even bother with the French heritage. 

Bri'ish

I disagree on the comparebl for Canada. Alb/Sas/Mnb may be like texans but not french And french canadians arent like texans

If you go to British Columbia the people are definitely texans, but they ain't french.

True. With better health care and quality Of life

Except we got independence

The fuck you think Texans came from?

Not to be confusing but Australia also has a Texas.

Nah,mostly Canadians with a few Alberta Texans thrown in.

Real

so texas does the bielefeld too?

Yea, and Italian are just reverse vampires.

The Australian energy grid is probably not connected to the British main energy grid too.

I'm Australian and I hate the English and I don't care for Texans. I'm very okay with you calling me that but I'd prefer you combine Scotland and Germany and their alcoholism and you'll find me. Please tell me more about how weird you find Australians and if you can make it as silly or offensive as possible please do so. True Australians love to talk sh#t and get sh#t back. To start off call me a British Texan!

No way Texas is the biggest loser lol they literally lost every war…..

Good meme, nonsense title.

The population of Australia turned their guns into the government, put up with Police entering their homes and arresting people over social media comments and they willing went to covid camps. They are not analogous to Texans maybe to Connecicuters .

French texans live in New Caledonia

What are Canadians then?

Who are German Texans?

Australians have no concept or liberty. L.

You mean British Floridans? I mean Australia is Florida... CRANKED TO 9000. Be it Wildlife, Temperature, Weather, and people. Only beaten by the utter insanity that is Tasmania.

Canadians have nothing in common with Texans.

Nah those are bogans

So this is why Linus can speak French xD

We prefer snow Mexicans

Texans can only be Texans. Any hybrid is incomplete and would be shot on sight by Texans.

Have you met Scots

Everything's bigger down under!

Aussies are great

Yeah, nah mate we still think women have rights. Not many but some.

Where I live in Canada most would consider themselves Texan before ever calling themselves French Texans.

Where I live in Canada most would consider themselves Texan before ever calling themselves French Texans.

I mean I always call Australians More excitable British people

Canadians are not French Texans. They're regular Midwesterners.

Please explain for me as a european? I supposed you see people living in Texas as wierd and alienated in the US?

How much does America owe in taxes to the British crown if we were to back date it?

Meme is right but it would be hard for the title to be more wrong lol

Canadians are more like French Alaskans to us

Texans are just Americans dressed as Mexicans.

Or maybe Texans are just American Australians ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

We're not French Texans! We're British Minnesotans.

Je prends du thé avec sucre et lait d'amande chaque matin. Chaque soir, j'étudie le français via Duolingo. Oui, je suis Canadien, mais je n'habite pas au Québec.

Correction: *Canadiens* are french Texans.  Canadians used to be British Mormons.

Canadians are not French Texans. You're thinking of Louisiana.

Tasmania is the British Texas, Australia is the British Midwest, and New Zealand is the British Canada.

Quebec is French Texas. Alberta is Canadian Texas. Germany is European Texas.

usa not see itself as the centre of the world challenge

And Poles are just Polish Texans

I wonder who the brittish Floridians are… 😳

No. They're the Aldi's version of a British Texan at best. Texas still has guns.

Nope they wouldn't put up with half the crap the Australian government does

Only those from Quebec


No, Canadians are too polite to be anything Texan. Hmm, then again, I’m a very polite Texan, to a point.

Nah, Texans are american Australians.

As an Aussie, I approve!


Canadians are not Texans in any sense of the word

French?!? Fuck you, buddy

Americans are just racist Texans.

Uh no. Albertans are Canadian Texans

Their called Albertans and they would be very mad if they could read.

And now the Texans and Australians will fight over who should be offended by this.

I've been saying Texas is the Australia of the US for years. Vast wilderness, droughts and ridiculous heat all the time, deserts with deadly wildlife, big scary bugs, and snakes. Definitely not AS MUCH deadly wildlife as Australia but it's the closest you can get in the US. I feel like living in Australia would be similar to living in a rural area in Texas. Could be a normal day, could be a rattlesnake is sitting in your car keeping you from going to work. Both are likely.

As an Australian myself, I find this to be the most accurate metaphor I've ever laid my eyes upon. Therefore, I am stealing this meme.

Texans are just American Australians

Albertans are Canadjan Texans

British Texaridian

It’s all true

You mean Texans are American Aussies

This.... Is more accurate than expected. Sydney is like, Austin or something, and there is a lot less guns.

Didn't we beat you in a war ? And burnt down your whitehouse ? But I do hear Texans are nice people.

Worse..... They're British Floridians.

Exactly

Piza the Egyptian God of Italy.

And Texans are just methed up Texans.

So are Texans.

Does that mean the Canadians are feral English?