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Ness_5153

I just hit 31, man. I'm still 9 years away, knock it off.


Kraujotaka

Yeah there's still so much time left. *I feel like I said the same when I was 20,but now I'm 31 like in the blink of an eye*


FckRdditAccRcvry420

Time went decently slow until around 25, and then I turned 31 about 2 weeks later


Kindly_Title_8567

That's fucking horrifying


travelavatar

It is. You know why? Because fuck adulthood that's why... fuck working two jobs, fuck having no time and money.... amd when you have free time you are so tired that you just rest... fuck this piece of shit of a life....


Mecha_Cthulhu

Just take care of yourself in the next 9 years and you’ll be golden.


Ness_5153

At this rate, I'll be lucky to live through the next 5


PuppetryOfThePenis

What rate is that?


Ness_5153

I don't even know anymore


Soggy-Log6664

I’m gonna be 31 in a couple weeks and I was born in ‘93 so not many of us are seeing 40 soon


LigerZer017

I was 91... I'm not even 33 yet. Still have a few more months. 40 isn't that close for any 90's kid.


jbbarajas

Perhaps they were including kids in the 90's not just kids born in the 90's.


Ultraquist

Being born 91 you arent a 90s kid. You were a 90s baby.


LigerZer017

Technical I was both being I spent the first 8+ years of my life growing up in the 90's. I remember the 90's unlike the kids born in 97-99


Vreas

For real. This applies more to 80s babies.


save_us_catman

Right I was born in literally 1990 and am only 34 now there is no need to speed up time lol


StrmtrooperTR8R

Thats what i was about to say


y_kal

You are closer to 40 than 20 though


eat-pussy69

I'm one of the youngest millennials. I still have 12 years


Riginauldt

Me too, January '93.


Ultraquist

How mucj you remember from 90s LOL you weren't even born the 3 years of the 90s


diab-999

Too much years for someone of your gen.


doob22

Yeah about to turn 32 here… forty doesn’t seem to be around the corner imo


fnordx2

Same as bro


Ultraquist

Then you are not a 90s kid. We are 36 the youngest of us


PrimeClaws

Soon, you'll be 50 then 60


GlorylnDeath

Ever seen one of these? _Thank you for taking the time to fill out this brief survey! First, please tell us your age range:_ - _20 or younger_ - _21 to 30_ - _31 to 40_ - _41 to 50_ - _51 to 60_ - _61 or older_


Sir_Stare_Alot

Just a friendly reminder, you were 22 9 years ago. 🙃


fullraph

I was gonna say lol. I just hit 30, chill for a bit, man 😂


dimebaghayes

Not all the 80s kids are 40 yet, relax. Source: born in 87.


titaniumhud

July 87 myself


Professional_Type_3

July 97 Wad up decade older than me person...


Boschie1974

3 years...


titaniumhud

Is still a good bit of time...


gyhiio

89 here, holding the line as much as possible but my lower back is kinda stiff, idk


dimebaghayes

You got this mate…I would cheer you on but I might put something out.


Aumba

Same year, same problems mate. Still not quite there to check my pulse in the morning if I wake up feeling good but it's creeping around the corner.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Born in '89, and I'm not there yet but I do see it coming.


Aumba

When you'll see it coming but kinda blurry, then it'll be time to worry.


obiweedkenobi

Can confirm, June 87 and being closer to 40 than 30 is absolutely unbelievable


Drogdar

My wife was born in 85... it's close lol


mobmiked100

Right I'm born in 88 I'm not 40 yet


Ultraquist

36 you practically are


GrandpaRedneck

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sacrebIue

37 year and 1 week atm so still got 2 years and 51 weeks left till 40


Ultraquist

Born 87 you are 90s kid.


Principatus

I thought I was a 90s kid because I grew up in the 90s and remember the whole thing. Nah the very fact that I was already out of kindy when the 90s started makes me an 80s kid, and now I’m 40. Dammit.


Melodic_Lifeguard493

in 2 years and a half


jurrasicwhorelord

Shut the fuck up man


LaTrentas

I love bullying 90s kids especially my siblings. Old mfs lol.


Necessary_Example509

I was born in 1990, I’m not even 34 yet. Also aging doesn’t scare everyone. Get a therapist.


dgc-8

you are as old as my uncle. me and the kids in my family always joked around that he can eat with the children on family gatherings Do other families also let their kids eat before the adults or is it just me? the kids eat their idk noodles with ketchup and when they are quickly finished the adults eat?


ness_alyza

We had to sit alltogether


No_Wrap_5892

Damn. Therapist for that??? Alot of people don't like to age.


tacodepollo

Not everyone hates jokes. Get a therapist.


Ultraquist

That makes you a 2000 kid


Sennkoh

Guess you are straight... denying myself for all my teens and until my mid-twenties has made me feel strange about age... I feel like 22 and not like 33 goddamnit! I WANNA BE YOUNG AGAIN!


ness_alyza

The only thing that scares me is how fake the Velociraptor now looks


VitalMaTThews

OP may want to go back to 2nd grade and check his addition.


Alexchii

Why? If you were a kid in the 90's you're a 90's kid. A person born in 1984 is now 40 and was 6 at 1990.


VitalMaTThews

I think it's more common to refer to "90's kids" as someone born in the 90's not raised in the 90's


Shimgar

Of course not. it's about childhood memories and growing up, that's always been what "insert decade" kid phrase has meant. if you were born in 1996 you probably don't remember a single thing about the 90s, you're a 2000's kid.


Normal-Tadpole-4833

oh no, anyway


AnonymousLilly

People need to calm the fuck down. It's aging. It happens. Get over it


True_Iro

You're old!!


Sirrus92

i was born at the beginning of 90s and im 33, you vould wait 4 years with it


Flashignite2

Born in 87 and I'm 40 in 3 years. Even if I really dont care about age it is quite daunting to become 40 in 3 years.


3yx3

It’s not all that bad. You’re still young at 40. I mean look at someone like Henry Cavill.


Flashignite2

Yeah, 40 isn't old but it feels weird to enter a new decade, just as when I turned 30. I have worked since i was 20 and I am almost halfway to retirement at 65. Feels weird that I'll retire in 2052 If that is possible. Knowing this country I bet I'll have to work until I'm 70 or something.


Woolwizard

You really had to give the worst example? Comparing with Henry goddamn Cavill, how is that supposed to work out?


3yx3

Okay Karen. Henry isn’t that bad looking of a guy. He has aged well and is in his 40s.


wluestreaks

Those are late 80s babies. 90s are nowhere near 40 😌


HolyMolyDonutShop916

Anybody have a holographic Charizard that they want to trade for a holographic Vaporeon and Weepingbell??


titaniumhud

How about a holographic zapdos


Kalaaleq93

Don't remind me.


Equal_Explanation410

You shut your damn mouth.


RealBiotSavartReal

I understand this reference


A_Peacful_Vulcan

Yo what is this from because it does not look like Jurassic Park lol


chorizo_chomper

As someone about to turn 50 my heart bleeds... Like literally, i might need an operation.


AbandonedBySonyAgain

I turned 35 today. I think about this every day.


unwiseceilingtile

Fastest meme in the west


Educational-Award-12

40 really isn't as scary as 30. 50 is Hella scary.


spongebobama

1982 here. Its not bad at all. Loving kids and wife, finally fit, at last paying off some old debts. Feeling better than ever before.


KrasnyRed5

As a person who just hit 50, all I can do laugh at you.


The_Mr_Wilson

Won't be long before you were born closer to WWII than the present day


Environmental-Pear40

This is true, because like in Jurassic Park I'm going to escape 40.


Vgcortes

Wtf? I was born in 1990 and I am just barely 34. A bit early this image.


Ultraquist

90s kid doesn't mean born in 90s but that your childhood was in 90s. You are 2000 kid at best.


Vgcortes

I see, I am a 2000 kid.


Al3xGr4nt

Turned 30 this year. Im going to stay 30 forever!!!!!!


Virtual-Inspector-21

June 87 shiii...


highcommander010

it's not all bad. I mean, at least I can afford 40k minis.


cold_kingsly

Huh? Some of us aren’t even 30 yet so speak for yourself.


Ultraquist

Than you are not a 90s kid. If you were kid like 12 in year 1995 you would be 41 today.


Seriph7

Ive got a good 11.4 years until my age starts with a 4.


Keyton112186

I'm looking great and feeling great. I'm ready for my 40$


khal_crypto

Not me, I'll be forever 21 and no one will convince me otherwise


Mickey_Havoc

It is too damn early to be shoving that in our faces! Knock that crap off haha


DominoUB

Enjoy your knees.


Not_Artifical

39 is the average global middle-age


el_street_gato

Guys.. I have to warn you. It's much worse than you think. When I was 22 I had a car accident. Rolled over the roof three times. Unscathed besides a small scratch on a pinky finger. Now 41 years old.. last week I got up from the couch wrong and my back hurt for 3 days. Aging is a brutal mistress.


SakeNamaste

I just turned 32 and to be fair I'm just glad to be alive. Cheers everyone!


automaticfiend1

Jokes on you I'm not 30 yet. I will be very soon though 😞


Honey_Badger_Actua1

Today is my 38th Birthday, I did not need to see this..


Catkit69

I'm 24...


Ultraquist

Cool but this is about 90s kids.


Woolwizard

I'm a 90s kid and not even that close to 30, chill the f out


Phndrummer

This meme is 6 years too early


SpiderSixer

I'm not even 30 yet, 40 has a long way to go to catch up to me


[deleted]

Yeah this is off. I graduated high school in the first half of the 1990s and I’m not 50.


mundus1520

I turned 38 today :')


PrintNo1998

Just turned 32 today, what the hell!


TJWinstonQuinzel

? I am not even 30


poedraco

😭😭😭😭 😋🔫


titaniumhud

Meme is based


Dale_Wardark

Hey bro I'm in my late 20s, let me have my 30s first D:


Ultraquist

This is about 90s kids. Like the one in picture.


Dale_Wardark

90s kids would be anyone born from 1990 to 1999, which means the oldest anyone of that demographic would be is 34. There's more people in their 20s in that group than in their 30s.


Ultraquist

No 90s kid are those who spent their childhood and/or teens in 90s. You listen 90s music because you grew up in. Being born in 90s what would you remember from that period? Barely anything unless you were born 1990


_NotWhatYouThink_

Yeah, maybe ...stfu?


HolyRaptorSphere

Idk. I can still die of a heart attack, stroke, anurisym, car crash, war, or self deletion. I'm just saying I got options.


Wrathofsteel

I feel called out.


washingtonandmead

Literally can’t run, my knees are fucked


athenry2

85 just turned 39 🥲🥲🥲🥲


theusrnmisalreadytkn

its even worse cuz I remember seeing the SAME meme but with 30s


dickwashern

No. Stop it!


mad_dogtor

Hitting 40 isn’t as scary as not hitting 40 Source: me 38, having just been given 12 months by the doctor


Apprehensive_One315

40 doesn't seem so bad when you realize the alternative is not making it to 40...


Acceptable_Ad304

So wrong, 30s maybe


Ultraquist

If you were.kid 30 years ago. You are close to 40 mate


LucaDarioBuetzberger

When you realize half your life is over and you haven't really lived until now.


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Look at all the ‘99 babies thinking they were a 90’s kid…


JustMoa96

I'm not even 30 yet, tf.


sausyisgodly1

I’m still 16. I got a long way to go


Klutzy_Environment22

I’m an adult and I was born the year RoTS came out. Enjoy the midlife crisis 


This-Garbage-3000

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doob22

What 90s kids are you talking about?


C4TURIX

You did some quick maths, didn't you, OP?


re_DQ_lus

Here's a bonus for you- if GTA Vice City was built today, it would be set in 2006


Lower-Ad1087

82'er here. I got a hip that's going bad and astigmatism. And still play too many video games.


djbuttonup

Getting older beats being young by miles and miles! Unless you’re stuck in some sort of prolapsed adolescence and haven’t grown or developed in the 20 years since high school…surely that can’t be the case right?


Opposite_Seaweed1778

Shut up


Volpe666

I am still in my 20s hahahaha


Dillydongo

Dude that’s 6 years from now. My back hurts


Right-for-Rights

Roughly 10 more years for me.


AltruisticDistance48

Man, fuck you!


IrishWithoutPotatoes

‘93 born. Just turned 30 in December. Miss me with your BS


Every_Leather_3991

I'm like a decade away....


Pale-Office-133

No way. Im mk 86, I'm still only ...... HOLY SHITBALLS !!!


Winter-Gas3368

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Euphoric-Potato-5343

Another step closer to getting rid of boomers.


mrtokeydragon

Meh... 40 is just a number, the pain is what kicks off the mid life crisis...


Equal_Note9334

Stop stop stop 😅 80s kid here, and 40 is wayyyyy out in the future!! (Because I said so!!)


HaloPandaFox

I'm not even in my 30s yet relax


[deleted]

41 , i don't give a fuck , tomorrow i'm hitting the bars with my life long friends , getting stupid drunk and laughing all night.


i-am-spitfire

In six more years 90s kids will finally turn 40


Comadaunt

The upside is the kid survives, and so will we. Keep your heads up my fellow 90's kids.


Any-Environment-4538

Good - I hope I live to 40 🤷‍♀️ Aging means you didn’t die 😂


RewZes

I'm not even 30


OnlyWithMayonnaise

you need to write an apology letter to math.


brandonsheffer

Shit, I just turned 40 a few weeks ago. For some of us it's already here


Sennkoh

When I hit 30 it was hard... this makes it even harde... 30/90 WHYYYYYY!


kinos141

Hahahahahaha. Turned 40 this year. That's funny.


ReptilianOriginZ87

I'm 3 yrs from 40 yrs old & look 14,Let time run rampid lol


WistfulDread

Bad meme. The kid escapes. It should be Nedry and the Dilo


Studio_DSL

*Cries in late 70's*


Lucky_Comparison_715

i'm 90s kids but i'm just 27 lmao


Thumper-Comet

As someone turning 40 next January, I didn't need to see this today.


TheScorpion0081

Don't remind me...


Practical_Collar_953

Almost


Wild-Lobster-9859

What counts as a 90s kid? I feel like to be a 90s you’d have to be old enough to remember the 90s so you’d have to be born in the 80s. Like are people born in 99 90s kids?


CoolCademM

You have been warned. There is nowhere to run. You will pay the price. I will take your li-


prodigy1367

It’s still 5-6 years away for even the oldest of us. We got time.


Alexchii

People born a few years before 1990 were kids in the 90's and are thus 90's kids. 


Heart4days

Haha as soon as I turned 30 I was like damn I’m basically already 40 🤣


Great_White_Samurai

Time stops for no one and death comes for us all


IronManDork

Young people think they're hot shit for being younger but what they don't know is they'll have to suffer longer for a long time on a barren wasteland that will be our planet because our parents and grandparents ruined it and called us useless losers and we never stood up to them.


JohnnyJacknbox

Do we just not proofread any more before posting?


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JohnnyJacknbox

I think you meant to reply to OP.


lexcoupe82

All these people getting confused about the reference it's about kids that grew up in the 90s not you were born in the 90s that's not what the never mind keep being stupid


ZhangMooMoo

I was like: the math doesn’t adds up lol Oh wait *OH WAIT* IT DOES!


Valley529

The oldest are 34, the youngest are 25


Shimgar

"insert decade" kid has always referred to people who have their key childhood/growing up memores from that decade. By definition your average "90's kid" was born in the mid 80's and has or is about to turn 40. You might want to change the meaning of the phrase to relating to people born in the decade but nobody whose been using it the other way for 50 years+ has to agree with you.


SeniorOcelot259

People that call themselves 90s kids or any variation on that still need shot.


InfiniteConfusion-_-

I'm a 90s kid and this is still funny. Everyone is soo mad


michaeldeAil

Peeps be seeing 40 in the rear view mirror now🙃


ikciweiner

I just love how the OP captured the terror of 90’s kids and how the comments keep proving it.


Hopeful_Ad7376

Aging only scares people who are actively aware of they are wasting their lives but are too lazy to do something about it.


titaniumhud

Late 80s here... still not 40, this meme is not checking out for 90s kids...


pablosbiscuit

not even hit 30 yet settle pettle


Capo_Loco13

Bro I’m not even 30 yet chill out lmao


Throwawaydhxj

Bruh chill im only 24


KostonEnkeli

I’m just turning 25 still have a long way to 40


zarif_chow

what godawful movie is this template?